Dawnsday wrote:

Comfy Slippers wrote:

few months later



Boss, I have to inform you that our balance sheet summary is worrying. We need to cut down on our expenses, we can't have 'after-party' strippers anymore!

What do you mean we can't have after-party strippers.

My life's work for this.

Unbelievable.

ok as a plan to make more money we now also sell bags of peanuts.

clayton wrote:

my fiance is ignoring me to play dauntless instead. dawns i know it's been a while but i need you to mix me the goddamn best Shitpost on the Beach you've ever mixed. sad friday night is calling

abraker wrote:

Finally! I'd like some of that nine-nine/¢

abraker wrote:

roshan117 wrote:

a monster plez

FelicianoGasai wrote:

Im a minor can i get some apple juice pretty please

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

I'd like to order a song called "I want it that way" by the Backstreet boys sung by ROS abraker.

abraker wrote:

I am still expecting my 99 cents.

eblf2013 wrote:

Do you serve food here as well?

Puzzle wrote:

I want a liter of Cola.

Dawnsday wrote:

Puzzle wrote:

I want a liter of Cola.

Wildly unhealthy, and we dont serve in liters. You can have a glass of Coke though

Dawnsday wrote:

-snip-




I couldn't think of a funny stock image to put coke on, so here's your boringly bland coke.

eblf2013 wrote:

If you serve food, I would like a plate of carbonara and a glass of orange juice

abraker wrote:

If you are anything like me then you too

would be concerned that I didn't get my order of 99 cents yet

[img]snip. fuck your image.

eblf2013 wrote:

If you serve food, I would like a plate of carbonara and a glass of orange juice

Puzzle wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

If you serve food, I would like a plate of carbonara and a glass of orange juice

Hey Eblf what's up

Fancy seeing you in this here bar

keremaru wrote:

e-excuse me mister bawtendew siw, my mommy wants a bwoody mawy, can i get wun?

ColdTooth wrote:

Heyo Dawnsday, keep bein' chill. Here's some coin fer yer troubles.

Dawnsday wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

Do you serve food here as well?

That we do. Have done for a while!

abraker wrote:

why is orange juice so popular

abraker wrote:

Dawns, what's on your specialty menu?

Serraionga wrote:

Dawnsday wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

Do you serve food here as well?

That we do. Have done for a while!

in that case i would like a dish of spaghetti with bolognese sauce. It’s definitely one of my favourite meals.

(wb)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:

Uhhhhh.... newcomer here, what do I do?

samX500 wrote:

I'd like some nice orange juice thank you very much

eblf2013 wrote:

A glass of blood orange juice please!

[Sick]Catcat wrote:

I'll like a glass of milk
maybe some cookies pls.

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Well, since I can't get what I originally wanted, I suppose I'll order a drink.

I'd like some green tea please.

Dawnsday wrote:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:

Uhhhhh.... newcomer here, what do I do?

Think of it like Vietnam's internet cafes, but you order food and drinks.

Dawnsday wrote:

[Sick]Catcat wrote:

I'll like a glass of milk
maybe some cookies pls.

Enjoy, Santa.

Ashton wrote:

gimme tea with a little... kick

clayton wrote:

I'll have one "Dawnsday returns to OT" juice

WitherMite wrote:

welp, while I'm here, may as well order some holy water: OT's been having a zombie problem, gotta stock up and stay safe.

clayton wrote:

I'll have one "Dawnsday returns to OT" juice

clayton wrote:

I'll have one "Dawnsday returns to OT" juice

JustABeginner wrote:

I wonder why people are starting to necropost...

Edit: Now I think about it, this thread is acceptable I guess??

abraker wrote:

All things considered this is prolly the longest surviving food establishment in OT... if you consider it "food"

z0z wrote:

it's 4:40am...

now what should i order

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Do you have something to drink OwO ?

pentaqola wrote:

i'd love to have a small glass of wine, just so i could feel some warmth on my face

my mortal body is definitely legal for thing

Cerno wrote:

hello sir, um since this is my first time here. could u give me some recommendations?

Dawnsday wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Do you have something to drink OwO ?

Here's a rum and coke because you didn't specify anything. Please enjoy!

igorsprite wrote:

do i need to pay for the drink? 🤔

Yhuan Debeste wrote:

don't let this die again please...

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here

ColdTooth wrote:

An Alolan Vulpix is playing Jazz music

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here

hey there-

wait ur doing what again?

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here

hey there-

wait ur doing what again?

oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitors

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here

hey there-

wait ur doing what again?

oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitors

what are u cleaning up..

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here

hey there-

wait ur doing what again?

oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitors

what are u cleaning up..

...ashes

Yhuan Debeste wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here

hey there-

wait ur doing what again?

oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitors

what are u cleaning up..

...ashes

that's actually kinda sad...