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abraker
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abraker

Greetings From OT Royal Society of Quality

All official establishments must undergo an inspection to assure it is up to quality standards. I have the clipboard with me so let's begin
✓ Specialty drinks
✓ 99% Alcohol verification
✓ No shit going down
X Facility Maintenance
X Safety Hazard
✓ Staff Rights
Mr., err, Dawnsday. Ok, all seems to be in order but the state of this place. I heard you just came back from the monkey crib, so I will be lenient just this time. Next inspection will be in about 50k posts, so the OT Royal Society of Quality expects the place to be in a tip-top shape.
,,,,,,,,,,,Sincerely Head of OT Royal Society of Quality


abraker
Dialect
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Dialect
Well I dunno...
abraker
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abraker
Huh, I forgot all about the inspection. It's been ages.

Oh well, I'll just shrug it off for now.

*whistles away*
Dialect
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Dialect
No one is even here... Time to convert it into a strip club!
clayton
osu! Alumni
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clayton
my fiance is ignoring me to play dauntless instead. dawns i know it's been a while but i need you to mix me the goddamn best Shitpost on the Beach you've ever mixed. sad friday night is calling
Dawns
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Dawns

clayton wrote:

my fiance is ignoring me to play dauntless instead. dawns i know it's been a while but i need you to mix me the goddamn best Shitpost on the Beach you've ever mixed. sad friday night is calling


3 months late, but better late than never!



The famous OT!Bar returns.

I'm somewhat risen from the grave, quarantine brings purpose, but better of all quarantine brings business.

I hope you've all been keeping well.

Rules remain as usual for the establishment, behave yourselves and enjoy yourselves. Stock images are the preferred form of art.


Come one and come all

To The Grand(er) Reopening (again) of OT!Bar.
abraker
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abraker
Finally! I'd like some of that nine-nine/¢
Dawns
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Topic Starter
Dawns

abraker wrote:

Finally! I'd like some of that nine-nine/¢


Your 99 cents have been ordered. In the meantime enjoy a complimentary bowl of peanuts
abraker
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abraker
Flanster
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Flanster

abraker wrote:


ftfy.

Have some decency, its a public place smh.
roshan117
145 posts
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roshan117
a monster plez
abraker
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abraker
thanks flan

Trashipitus is a contagious disease
Dawns
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Topic Starter
Dawns

roshan117 wrote:

a monster plez





Your monster beverage, sir.

Also yeah please social distance in my bar. If you cough I ain't serving ye
Flanster
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Flanster
Offdensen
330 posts
Joined May 2015
Offdensen
Im a minor can i get some apple juice pretty please
ColdTooth
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ColdTooth
Flanster
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Flanster
oi were pets allowed in here?
ColdTooth
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ColdTooth
I am not a pet. Was a regular here a while back.
clayton
osu! Alumni
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clayton
so wildlife is allowed?
Tad Fibonacci
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Tad Fibonacci
I'd like to order a song called "I want it that way" by the Backstreet boys sung by ROS abraker.
Dawns
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Topic Starter
Dawns
Pets of a REASONABLE size are allowed in, provided they are behaved.

Guide dogs allowed in regardless of size.



FelicianoGasai wrote:

Im a minor can i get some apple juice pretty please



One apple juice coming right up

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

I'd like to order a song called "I want it that way" by the Backstreet boys sung by ROS abraker.


I'm a bartender not a miracle worker.
abraker
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abraker
I am still expecting my 99 cents.
Nuuskamuikkunen
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Nuuskamuikkunen
Do you serve food here as well?
ERA Puzzle
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ERA Puzzle
I want a liter of Cola.
Dawns
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Topic Starter
Dawns

abraker wrote:

I am still expecting my 99 cents.




here's a dollar, this bar goes above and beyond



eblf2013 wrote:

Do you serve food here as well?


That we do. Have done for a while!



Puzzle wrote:

I want a liter of Cola.


Wildly unhealthy, and we dont serve in liters. You can have a glass of Coke though
ERA Puzzle
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ERA Puzzle

Dawnsday wrote:

Puzzle wrote:

I want a liter of Cola.


Wildly unhealthy, and we dont serve in liters. You can have a glass of Coke though



I'm in a bar, you're not supposed to care about my health

Give me a liter of cola
Dawns
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Topic Starter
Dawns
-snip-




I couldn't think of a funny stock image to put coke on, so here's your boringly bland coke.
Ashton
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Ashton
gimme tea with a little... kick ;)
ERA Puzzle
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ERA Puzzle

Dawnsday wrote:

-snip-




I couldn't think of a funny stock image to put coke on, so here's your boringly bland coke.

Ah, fuck. It's not perfect, but I'll take it. Thanks bud.
Nuuskamuikkunen
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Nuuskamuikkunen
If you serve food, I would like a plate of carbonara and a glass of orange juice
ERA Puzzle
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ERA Puzzle

eblf2013 wrote:

If you serve food, I would like a plate of carbonara and a glass of orange juice

Hey Eblf what's up

Fancy seeing you in this here bar
abraker
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abraker

If you are anything like me then you too


would be concerned that I didn't get my order of 99 cents yet



Dawns
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Dawns

abraker wrote:

If you are anything like me then you too


would be concerned that I didn't get my order of 99 cents yet



[img]snip. fuck your image.





sorry this was a specialist order, we had to call in the big guns.




eblf2013 wrote:

If you serve food, I would like a plate of carbonara and a glass of orange juice






i edited an actual image for the last one. but this one was WAY funnier
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abraker
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abraker
Uhmmmm Mr. Danwsday bartender sir, what kind of cents are these?
Dawns
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Dawns
How do you expect me to import American cents given current world events. Enjoy your cents.
Nuuskamuikkunen
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Nuuskamuikkunen
Well, it seems great.

Puzzle wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

If you serve food, I would like a plate of carbonara and a glass of orange juice

Hey Eblf what's up

Fancy seeing you in this here bar


Good evening Puzzle! I came here to collect confidential information to dinner.
keremaru
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keremaru
e-excuse me mister bawtendew siw, my mommy wants a bwoody mawy, can i get wun?
ColdTooth
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ColdTooth
Heyo Dawnsday, keep bein' chill. Here's some coin fer yer troubles.
Dawns
215 posts
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Topic Starter
Dawns

keremaru wrote:

e-excuse me mister bawtendew siw, my mommy wants a bwoody mawy, can i get wun?


Yeah sure can your mommy provide some ID.



ColdTooth wrote:

Heyo Dawnsday, keep bein' chill. Here's some coin fer yer troubles.


Much appreciated, patron.
ERA Puzzle
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Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
I need to take a break. Relax, destress in this bar. I dont know what's going on with these posts everywhere. They're definitely not me. Its giving me the jitters. I keep seeing things out of the corner of my eyes, too. A flash of a color or some movement that shouldn't be there... that isnt there.


I think it's just the stress. I'm hoping relaxing in this bar can help rescue me from this situation
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abraker
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Dawns, what's on your specialty menu?
Serraionga
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Serraionga

Dawnsday wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

Do you serve food here as well?


That we do. Have done for a while!

in that case i would like a dish of spaghetti with bolognese sauce. It’s definitely one of my favourite meals. :) :D :P

(wb)
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Uhhhhh.... newcomer here, what do I do?
samX500
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samX500
I'd like some nice orange juice thank you very much
abraker
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abraker
why is orange juice so popular
samX500
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samX500

abraker wrote:

why is orange juice so popular


Because orange juice is the best drink obviously. No need for alchool when you can clench you thirst with orange juice.
Nuuskamuikkunen
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Nuuskamuikkunen
A glass of blood orange juice please!
[Sick]Catcat
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[Sick]Catcat
I'll like a glass of milk
maybe some cookies pls.
johnmedina999
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johnmedina999
This bar is suddenly very busy. Good luck, Dawnsday!
Tad Fibonacci
111 posts
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Tad Fibonacci
Well, since I can't get what I originally wanted, I suppose I'll order a drink.

I'd like some green tea please.
abraker
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abraker
I'd actually like to see Dawnsday's bar wreck Ashton's tea business
Dawns
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Dawns

abraker wrote:

Dawns, what's on your specialty menu?


Food, order something and find out if it was on the menu.




Serraionga wrote:

Dawnsday wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

Do you serve food here as well?


That we do. Have done for a while!

in that case i would like a dish of spaghetti with bolognese sauce. It’s definitely one of my favourite meals. :) :D :P

(wb)






AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:

Uhhhhh.... newcomer here, what do I do?


Think of it like Vietnam's internet cafes, but you order food and drinks.



samX500 wrote:

I'd like some nice orange juice thank you very much


For you.





eblf2013 wrote:

A glass of blood orange juice please!






[Sick]Catcat wrote:

I'll like a glass of milk
maybe some cookies pls.




Enjoy, Santa.



Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Well, since I can't get what I originally wanted, I suppose I'll order a drink.

I'd like some green tea please.




for you :)
abraker
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abraker
Hmmm I'd like some bat soup

haha i rolypoly
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haha i rolypoly
sorry we sold out on that maybe you can have some fried octopus instead
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dawnsday wrote:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:

Uhhhhh.... newcomer here, what do I do?


Think of it like Vietnam's internet cafes, but you order food and drinks.

Ahhhh alright. Can I have a $20 game card and a bag of shrimp snack
[Sick]Catcat
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[Sick]Catcat

Dawnsday wrote:

[Sick]Catcat wrote:

I'll like a glass of milk
maybe some cookies pls.




Enjoy, Santa.


Doing great kids hOHohO
Ashton
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Ashton

Ashton wrote:

gimme tea with a little... kick ;)

I DONT KNOW IF I NEED TO YELL BUT I ORDERED THIS DAYS AGO AND I'M STARTING TO GET THIRSTY!!!!!!!!!!
samX500
54 posts
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samX500
Thank you for the orange juice, it was delicious, now may I order your finest valve oil?
kai99
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kai99
holy fuck this thread is still alive ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dawns u doin good business
Meah
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Meah
I'd like to order a child
Nuuskamuikkunen
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Nuuskamuikkunen
I'd like to order an axe.
clayton
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clayton
I'll have one "Dawnsday returns to OT" juice
WitherMite
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WitherMite
oh
JustABeginner
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JustABeginner
I wonder why people are starting to necropost...

Edit: Now I think about it, this thread is acceptable I guess??
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keremaru
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keremaru

clayton wrote:

I'll have one "Dawnsday returns to OT" juice
why does this name seem familiar
WitherMite
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WitherMite
welp, while I'm here, may as well order some holy water: OT's been having a zombie problem, gotta stock up and stay safe.
pentaqola
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pentaqola

WitherMite wrote:

welp, while I'm here, may as well order some holy water: OT's been having a zombie problem, gotta stock up and stay safe.
aww sorry mate i think i made a mistake with the holy water-
z0z
521 posts
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z0z
uhhh i'm underage despite my size
what do i do here
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Nuuskamuikkunen
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Nuuskamuikkunen

clayton wrote:

I'll have one "Dawnsday returns to OT" juice
Oh, again... is this open? HOW?
Dawns
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Dawns

clayton wrote:

I'll have one "Dawnsday returns to OT" juice


I am always here, always watching. I am just hibernating. My presence is not required unless I am in the bar
Hoshimegu Mio
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Hoshimegu Mio

JustABeginner wrote:

I wonder why people are starting to necropost...

Edit: Now I think about it, this thread is acceptable I guess??
No JAB why?
Corne2Plum3
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Corne2Plum3
It's time to clean the bar.

Sugar_owo
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Sugar_owo
this place is filthy now bruv why are u back
abraker
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abraker
All things considered this is prolly the longest surviving food establishment in OT... if you consider it "food"
keremaru
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keremaru

abraker wrote:

All things considered this is prolly the longest surviving food establishment in OT... if you consider it "food"
this is the longest surviving anything in OT
Dawns
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Dawns


yeah yeah "clean the bar" and such, now order and make conversation you morons
z0z
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z0z
it's 4:40am...

now what should i order
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Corne2Plum3
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Corne2Plum3
Do you have something to drink OwO ?
pentaqola
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pentaqola
i'd love to have a small glass of wine, just so i could feel some warmth on my face

my mortal body is definitely legal for thing
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Dawns
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z0z wrote:

it's 4:40am...

now what should i order
Take your time and figure it out boss.



Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Do you have something to drink OwO ?


Here's a rum and coke because you didn't specify anything. Please enjoy!



pentaqola wrote:

i'd love to have a small glass of wine, just so i could feel some warmth on my face

my mortal body is definitely legal for thing


I will assume you are telling the truth because this is an establishment that respects it's customers, any more importantly, respects money.
z0z
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z0z
oh hey you're back

damn did i take almost 50 minutes to decide?

ok i'll get 24oz of unflavored, uncolored, refreshing cold water so that i can go sleep
Cerno
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Cerno
hello sir, um since this is my first time here. could u give me some recommendations?
Joon Yorigami
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Joon Yorigami

Cerno wrote:

hello sir, um since this is my first time here. could u give me some recommendations?
I'll just take what you will give to him since it's also my first time here
Corne2Plum3
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Corne2Plum3

Dawnsday wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Do you have something to drink OwO ?


Here's a rum and coke because you didn't specify anything. Please enjoy!
Thanks :)
pentaqola
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pentaqola

igorsprite wrote:

do i need to pay for the drink? 🤔
would like to ask as well
[RUE]Bambinex
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[RUE]Bambinex
yo I would like a diabolo grenadines please
Joon Yorigami
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Joon Yorigami
don't let this die again please...
igorsprite
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igorsprite
oh, again
Hoshimegu Mio
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Hoshimegu Mio
Yes, again.
pentaqola
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pentaqola
*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
z0z
521 posts
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z0z
now dealing with the barrage of tests and end-of-semesterquarter assignments

Yhuan Debeste wrote:

don't let this die again please...
what are we supposed to do

i don't think i got my water

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
hi
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ColdTooth
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ColdTooth
An Alolan Vulpix is playing Jazz music
Hoshimegu Mio
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Hoshimegu Mio

ColdTooth wrote:

An Alolan Vulpix is playing Jazz music
xi - Zauberkugel.
Sugar_owo
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Sugar_owo

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
hey there-

wait ur doing what again?
pentaqola
43 posts
Joined May 2018
pentaqola

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
hey there-

wait ur doing what again?
oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitors
Sugar_owo
586 posts
Joined August 2020
Sugar_owo

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
hey there-

wait ur doing what again?
oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitors
what are u cleaning up..
pentaqola
43 posts
Joined May 2018
pentaqola

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
hey there-

wait ur doing what again?
oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitors
what are u cleaning up..
...ashes
Joon Yorigami
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Joon Yorigami

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
hey there-

wait ur doing what again?
oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitors
what are u cleaning up..
...ashes
that's actually kinda sad...
Sugar_owo
586 posts
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Sugar_owo

Yhuan Debeste wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
hey there-

wait ur doing what again?
oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitors
what are u cleaning up..
...ashes
that's actually kinda sad...
that’s depressing. what happened there?
animeslayergp
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animeslayergp
can i get a boneless pizza
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