Not sure what I can do about your first order, but water I can handleStefan wrote:
I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft. 4 x 4 animal style. Extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze. Light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swehmh.
And bring me some water.
You'd have to speak to someone good at preparing food who works at this establishment (*cough* @Foxtrot).Faust wrote:
Hopefully you guys serve mango sorbet.
Who can resist ?
Just grilled chicken with rice? Uh, sure. Would you like anything to drink?KupcaH wrote:
Can I order grill chicken with rice?
No one can, that's the answer!Faust wrote:
Hopefully you guys serve mango sorbet.
Who can resist ?
My hat tasted betterDawnsday wrote:
That's the intended taste.abraker wrote:
Then why does it taste like my hat with just frosting on top?
The drinking gameDawnsday wrote:
Anyway I'm off work now, anyone'd be interested in karaoke or party games of some description?
This is how I met this frog. He was laying- half dead- and needed money. So I offered him a job. 232 experiments later and 34,334 selling later, he is still here... somehowBlitzfrog wrote:
My wife divorced
She burnt my house
I lost my job
Cus I was trying to fix the broken house
I am bankrupt
Cus she stole all my money
I have nothing
GIVE ME BEER
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THROW EM BACK, TILL I LOSE COUNNT
Blitzfrog wrote:
sad
Congrats!Dawnsday wrote:
Due to our recent exposure in OT!News I'm offering a special 2 for 1 meal deal! Order a meal for yourself, get one for your friend or signifcant other too!
I'll let the chef know! Can I interest you in a drink in the meanwhile?Ryoid wrote:
Congrats!Dawnsday wrote:
Due to our recent exposure in OT!News I'm offering a special 2 for 1 meal deal! Order a meal for yourself, get one for your friend or signifcant other too!
I want some lasagna and shark fin soup for DJ enetro (and in the end, i will eat both of them hehehe)
I've seen his resume, he is a natural. 10/10 recommendationYuudachi-kun wrote:
Sign me up for work
ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT ME?? THE BAR IS CLOSED_SkyFall wrote:
Yo can I please have some jagermeister?
I swear I'm not a minor, the age written on my profile is surely wrong.
WHAT?! That's really unfortunate. I'm really sorry for your loss. Is there any chance of the bar opening again?Foxtrot wrote:
ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT ME?? THE BAR IS CLOSED_SkyFall wrote:
Yo can I please have some jagermeister?
I swear I'm not a minor, the age written on my profile is surely wrong.
SHOO, SHOO
The place where the dreams of a real man become trueRyoid wrote:
the bar were close :sniff:
and what is a brothel anyway?
...to many indecent word that i don't need to know but thanks for answering anyway_SkyFall wrote:
The place where the dreams of a real man become true
If you were asking seriously here you are: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brothel
Gotta have that 99% alcoholjohnmedina999 wrote:
teen drinking is very very very bad
yo i got a fake id tho
What do you mean we can't have after-party strippers.Comfy Slippers wrote:
few months later
Boss, I have to inform you that our balance sheet summary is worrying. We need to cut down on our expenses, we can't have 'after-party' strippers anymore!
Dawnsday wrote:
What do you mean we can't have after-party strippers.Comfy Slippers wrote:
few months later
Boss, I have to inform you that our balance sheet summary is worrying. We need to cut down on our expenses, we can't have 'after-party' strippers anymore!
My life's work for this.
Unbelievable.
ok as a plan to make more money we now also sell bags of peanuts.
clayton wrote:
my fiance is ignoring me to play dauntless instead. dawns i know it's been a while but i need you to mix me the goddamn best Shitpost on the Beach you've ever mixed. sad friday night is calling
abraker wrote:
Finally! I'd like some of that nine-nine/¢
abraker wrote:
roshan117 wrote:
a monster plez
FelicianoGasai wrote:
Im a minor can i get some apple juice pretty please
Tad Fibonacci wrote:
I'd like to order a song called "I want it that way" by the Backstreet boys sung by ROS abraker.
abraker wrote:
I am still expecting my 99 cents.
eblf2013 wrote:
Do you serve food here as well?
Puzzle wrote:
I want a liter of Cola.
Dawnsday wrote:
Puzzle wrote:
I want a liter of Cola.
Wildly unhealthy, and we dont serve in liters. You can have a glass of Coke though
Dawnsday wrote:
-snip-
I couldn't think of a funny stock image to put coke on, so here's your boringly bland coke.
eblf2013 wrote:
If you serve food, I would like a plate of carbonara and a glass of orange juice
abraker wrote:
If you are anything like me then you too
would be concerned that I didn't get my order of 99 cents yet
[img]snip. fuck your image.
eblf2013 wrote:
If you serve food, I would like a plate of carbonara and a glass of orange juice
Puzzle wrote:
eblf2013 wrote:
If you serve food, I would like a plate of carbonara and a glass of orange juice
Hey Eblf what's up
Fancy seeing you in this here bar
keremaru wrote:
e-excuse me mister bawtendew siw, my mommy wants a bwoody mawy, can i get wun?
ColdTooth wrote:
Heyo Dawnsday, keep bein' chill. Here's some coin fer yer troubles.
Dawnsday wrote:
eblf2013 wrote:
Do you serve food here as well?
That we do. Have done for a while!
abraker wrote:
why is orange juice so popular
abraker wrote:
Dawns, what's on your specialty menu?
Serraionga wrote:
Dawnsday wrote:
eblf2013 wrote:
Do you serve food here as well?
That we do. Have done for a while!
in that case i would like a dish of spaghetti with bolognese sauce. It’s definitely one of my favourite meals.
(wb)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:
Uhhhhh.... newcomer here, what do I do?
samX500 wrote:
I'd like some nice orange juice thank you very much
eblf2013 wrote:
A glass of blood orange juice please!
[Sick]Catcat wrote:
I'll like a glass of milk
maybe some cookies pls.
Tad Fibonacci wrote:
Well, since I can't get what I originally wanted, I suppose I'll order a drink.
I'd like some green tea please.
Dawnsday wrote:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:
Uhhhhh.... newcomer here, what do I do?
Think of it like Vietnam's internet cafes, but you order food and drinks.
Dawnsday wrote:
[Sick]Catcat wrote:
I'll like a glass of milk
maybe some cookies pls.
Enjoy, Santa.
Ashton wrote:
gimme tea with a little... kick
