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Topic Starter
Dawns

abraker wrote:

I am still expecting my 99 cents.




here's a dollar, this bar goes above and beyond



eblf2013 wrote:

Do you serve food here as well?


That we do. Have done for a while!



Puzzle wrote:

I want a liter of Cola.


Wildly unhealthy, and we dont serve in liters. You can have a glass of Coke though
ERA Puzzle

Dawnsday wrote:

Puzzle wrote:

I want a liter of Cola.


Wildly unhealthy, and we dont serve in liters. You can have a glass of Coke though



I'm in a bar, you're not supposed to care about my health

Give me a liter of cola
Topic Starter
Dawns
-snip-




I couldn't think of a funny stock image to put coke on, so here's your boringly bland coke.
Ashton
gimme tea with a little... kick ;)
ERA Puzzle

Dawnsday wrote:

-snip-




I couldn't think of a funny stock image to put coke on, so here's your boringly bland coke.

Ah, fuck. It's not perfect, but I'll take it. Thanks bud.
Nuuskamuikkunen
If you serve food, I would like a plate of carbonara and a glass of orange juice
ERA Puzzle

eblf2013 wrote:

If you serve food, I would like a plate of carbonara and a glass of orange juice

Hey Eblf what's up

Fancy seeing you in this here bar
abraker

If you are anything like me then you too


would be concerned that I didn't get my order of 99 cents yet



Topic Starter
Dawns

abraker wrote:

If you are anything like me then you too


would be concerned that I didn't get my order of 99 cents yet



[img]snip. fuck your image.





sorry this was a specialist order, we had to call in the big guns.




eblf2013 wrote:

If you serve food, I would like a plate of carbonara and a glass of orange juice






i edited an actual image for the last one. but this one was WAY funnier
abraker
Uhmmmm Mr. Danwsday bartender sir, what kind of cents are these?
Topic Starter
Dawns
How do you expect me to import American cents given current world events. Enjoy your cents.
Nuuskamuikkunen
Well, it seems great.

Puzzle wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

If you serve food, I would like a plate of carbonara and a glass of orange juice

Hey Eblf what's up

Fancy seeing you in this here bar


Good evening Puzzle! I came here to collect confidential information to dinner.
keremaru
e-excuse me mister bawtendew siw, my mommy wants a bwoody mawy, can i get wun?
ColdTooth
Heyo Dawnsday, keep bein' chill. Here's some coin fer yer troubles.
Topic Starter
Dawns

keremaru wrote:

e-excuse me mister bawtendew siw, my mommy wants a bwoody mawy, can i get wun?


Yeah sure can your mommy provide some ID.



ColdTooth wrote:

Heyo Dawnsday, keep bein' chill. Here's some coin fer yer troubles.


Much appreciated, patron.
ERA Puzzle
I need to take a break. Relax, destress in this bar. I dont know what's going on with these posts everywhere. They're definitely not me. Its giving me the jitters. I keep seeing things out of the corner of my eyes, too. A flash of a color or some movement that shouldn't be there... that isnt there.


I think it's just the stress. I'm hoping relaxing in this bar can help rescue me from this situation
abraker
Dawns, what's on your specialty menu?
Serraionga

Dawnsday wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

Do you serve food here as well?


That we do. Have done for a while!

in that case i would like a dish of spaghetti with bolognese sauce. It’s definitely one of my favourite meals. :) :D :P

(wb)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Uhhhhh.... newcomer here, what do I do?
samX500
I'd like some nice orange juice thank you very much
abraker
why is orange juice so popular
samX500

abraker wrote:

why is orange juice so popular


Because orange juice is the best drink obviously. No need for alchool when you can clench you thirst with orange juice.
Nuuskamuikkunen
A glass of blood orange juice please!
[Sick]Catcat
I'll like a glass of milk
maybe some cookies pls.
johnmedina999
This bar is suddenly very busy. Good luck, Dawnsday!
Tad Fibonacci
Well, since I can't get what I originally wanted, I suppose I'll order a drink.

I'd like some green tea please.
abraker
I'd actually like to see Dawnsday's bar wreck Ashton's tea business
Topic Starter
Dawns

abraker wrote:

Dawns, what's on your specialty menu?


Food, order something and find out if it was on the menu.




Serraionga wrote:

Dawnsday wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

Do you serve food here as well?


That we do. Have done for a while!

in that case i would like a dish of spaghetti with bolognese sauce. It’s definitely one of my favourite meals. :) :D :P

(wb)






AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:

Uhhhhh.... newcomer here, what do I do?


Think of it like Vietnam's internet cafes, but you order food and drinks.



samX500 wrote:

I'd like some nice orange juice thank you very much


For you.





eblf2013 wrote:

A glass of blood orange juice please!






[Sick]Catcat wrote:

I'll like a glass of milk
maybe some cookies pls.




Enjoy, Santa.



Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Well, since I can't get what I originally wanted, I suppose I'll order a drink.

I'd like some green tea please.




for you :)
abraker
Hmmm I'd like some bat soup

haha i rolypoly
sorry we sold out on that maybe you can have some fried octopus instead
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dawnsday wrote:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:

Uhhhhh.... newcomer here, what do I do?


Think of it like Vietnam's internet cafes, but you order food and drinks.

Ahhhh alright. Can I have a $20 game card and a bag of shrimp snack
[Sick]Catcat

Dawnsday wrote:

[Sick]Catcat wrote:

I'll like a glass of milk
maybe some cookies pls.




Enjoy, Santa.


Doing great kids hOHohO
Ashton

Ashton wrote:

gimme tea with a little... kick ;)

I DONT KNOW IF I NEED TO YELL BUT I ORDERED THIS DAYS AGO AND I'M STARTING TO GET THIRSTY!!!!!!!!!!
samX500
Thank you for the orange juice, it was delicious, now may I order your finest valve oil?
kai99
holy fuck this thread is still alive ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dawns u doin good business
Meah
I'd like to order a child
Nuuskamuikkunen
I'd like to order an axe.
clayton
I'll have one "Dawnsday returns to OT" juice
WitherMite
oh
JustABeginner
I wonder why people are starting to necropost...

Edit: Now I think about it, this thread is acceptable I guess??
keremaru

clayton wrote:

I'll have one "Dawnsday returns to OT" juice
why does this name seem familiar
WitherMite
welp, while I'm here, may as well order some holy water: OT's been having a zombie problem, gotta stock up and stay safe.
pentaqola

WitherMite wrote:

welp, while I'm here, may as well order some holy water: OT's been having a zombie problem, gotta stock up and stay safe.
aww sorry mate i think i made a mistake with the holy water-
z0z
uhhh i'm underage despite my size
what do i do here
Nuuskamuikkunen

clayton wrote:

I'll have one "Dawnsday returns to OT" juice
Oh, again... is this open? HOW?
Topic Starter
Dawns

clayton wrote:

I'll have one "Dawnsday returns to OT" juice


I am always here, always watching. I am just hibernating. My presence is not required unless I am in the bar
Hoshimegu Mio

JustABeginner wrote:

I wonder why people are starting to necropost...

Edit: Now I think about it, this thread is acceptable I guess??
No JAB why?
Corne2Plum3
It's time to clean the bar.

Sugar_owo
this place is filthy now bruv why are u back
abraker
All things considered this is prolly the longest surviving food establishment in OT... if you consider it "food"
keremaru

abraker wrote:

All things considered this is prolly the longest surviving food establishment in OT... if you consider it "food"
this is the longest surviving anything in OT
Topic Starter
Dawns


yeah yeah "clean the bar" and such, now order and make conversation you morons
z0z
it's 4:40am...

now what should i order
Corne2Plum3
Do you have something to drink OwO ?
pentaqola
i'd love to have a small glass of wine, just so i could feel some warmth on my face

my mortal body is definitely legal for thing
Topic Starter
Dawns

z0z wrote:

it's 4:40am...

now what should i order
Take your time and figure it out boss.



Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Do you have something to drink OwO ?


Here's a rum and coke because you didn't specify anything. Please enjoy!



pentaqola wrote:

i'd love to have a small glass of wine, just so i could feel some warmth on my face

my mortal body is definitely legal for thing


I will assume you are telling the truth because this is an establishment that respects it's customers, any more importantly, respects money.
z0z
oh hey you're back

damn did i take almost 50 minutes to decide?

ok i'll get 24oz of unflavored, uncolored, refreshing cold water so that i can go sleep
Cerno
hello sir, um since this is my first time here. could u give me some recommendations?
Joon Yorigami

Cerno wrote:

hello sir, um since this is my first time here. could u give me some recommendations?
I'll just take what you will give to him since it's also my first time here
Corne2Plum3

Dawnsday wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Do you have something to drink OwO ?


Here's a rum and coke because you didn't specify anything. Please enjoy!
Thanks :)
pentaqola

igorsprite wrote:

do i need to pay for the drink? 🤔
would like to ask as well
[RUE]Bambinex
yo I would like a diabolo grenadines please
Joon Yorigami
don't let this die again please...
igorsprite
oh, again
Hoshimegu Mio
Yes, again.
pentaqola
*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
z0z
now dealing with the barrage of tests and end-of-semesterquarter assignments

Yhuan Debeste wrote:

don't let this die again please...
what are we supposed to do

i don't think i got my water

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
hi
ColdTooth
An Alolan Vulpix is playing Jazz music
Hoshimegu Mio

ColdTooth wrote:

An Alolan Vulpix is playing Jazz music
xi - Zauberkugel.
Sugar_owo

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
hey there-

wait ur doing what again?
pentaqola

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
hey there-

wait ur doing what again?
oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitors
Sugar_owo

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
hey there-

wait ur doing what again?
oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitors
what are u cleaning up..
pentaqola

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
hey there-

wait ur doing what again?
oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitors
what are u cleaning up..
...ashes
Joon Yorigami

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
hey there-

wait ur doing what again?
oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitors
what are u cleaning up..
...ashes
that's actually kinda sad...
Sugar_owo

Yhuan Debeste wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
hey there-

wait ur doing what again?
oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitors
what are u cleaning up..
...ashes
that's actually kinda sad...
that’s depressing. what happened there?
animeslayergp
can i get a boneless pizza
pentaqola

Sugar_owo wrote:

Yhuan Debeste wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
hey there-

wait ur doing what again?
oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitors
what are u cleaning up..
...ashes
that's actually kinda sad...
that’s depressing. what happened there?
accidents from the past.

as for the pizza. dunno if the bartender is here or not, but i can't help you get that
clayton
off topic pizza parlor doesn't sound so bad
Nuuskamuikkunen
Can I have a bar in this bar?
abraker
so long as you dont hit your head against the bar in this bar you can have the bar
Nuuskamuikkunen
Oh, well, got the bar.

Yumeira

Razzy wrote:

go fuck yourself and your shitty bar
smh
Cerno

Furkoq wrote:

Razzy wrote:

go fuck yourself and your shitty bar
smh
ever heard of sarcasm? also why tf would u reply to a 4 yrold comment
q9za
I was wondering why the fuck Dawnsday posted a new thread. Then I saw

this is necro
Yumeira

Cerno wrote:

Furkoq wrote:

Razzy wrote:

go fuck yourself and your shitty bar
smh
ever heard of sarcasm? also why tf would u reply to a 4 yrold comment
yes i heard of. because why not
Scyla
A pint of beer
Stomiks
I want the strongest wine you have to drown out my misery
Cerno

Cerno wrote:

hello sir, um since this is my first time here. could u give me some recommendations?
i still havent gotten the recommendations
Topic Starter
Dawns




Welcome to the OT Bar Grand(er) Reopening(er) (2)


please enjoy our selection of slightly LESS affordable snacks since the last time this place had visitors, there's a cost of living crisis you know!




Enjoy your drinks!


Cerno wrote:

Cerno wrote:

hello sir, um since this is my first time here. could u give me some recommendations?
i still havent gotten the recommendations
I recommend buying anything fruity, if it's your first time best lay off the hard stuff.
Jarcrafted
Necro train
Give me alcohol
Jarcrafted

animesquadgp wrote:

can i get a boneless pizza
Holy shit this thread is old
Topic Starter
Dawns

Jarcrafted wrote:

Necro train
Give me alcohol


Enjoy your drink!



Jarcrafted wrote:

animesquadgp wrote:

snip
Holy shit this thread is old
Excuse you this is a brick and mortar establishment do NOT refer to it as a thread, but yes it's rustic. Gives it personality.




Stomiks
Mostly everyone you know here is gone I'd reckon.
Cerno
can i just get me-self a piña colada my good sir?
Topic Starter
Dawns

Stomiks wrote:

Mostly everyone you know here is gone I'd reckon.
shame to hear but it's cool to see OT lives on I half expected a dead corpse when I opened up this board.



Cerno wrote:

can i just get me-self a piña colada my good sir?


enjoy your pina colada sir! made with only the freshest pineapple
Hatelore0000
YOU BETTER GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY BEFORE I LIGHT THIS BITCH UP
Topic Starter
Dawns

Hatelore0000 wrote:

YOU BETTER GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY BEFORE I LIGHT THIS BITCH UP
Have you seen a single individual pay in this establishment? I sure haven't. Everyone's on a tab here man. There is no money. Sit down, order a drink and behave like a good lad.
- cirno -
can I have water please?
Stomiks

Dawns wrote:

Hatelore0000 wrote:

YOU BETTER GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY BEFORE I LIGHT THIS BITCH UP
Have you seen a single individual pay in this establishment? I sure haven't. Everyone's on a tab here man. There is no money. Sit down, order a drink and behave like a good lad.
Do you pay in OT bucks? I'll gladly pay for everyone here if that's the case.
Topic Starter
Dawns

A_childIGuess wrote:

can I have water please?
Bland and boring, so bland and boring that I will increase those factors by not giving you the joy of a stock image. Enjoy your cup of water (It's tap water.)



Stomiks wrote:

Do you pay in OT bucks? I'll gladly pay for everyone here if that's the case.
I have no idea what an OT buck is man but if I can pay my mortgage with it sure.
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