Well I dunno...
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3 months late, but better late than never!
The famous OT!Bar returns.
I'm somewhat risen from the grave, quarantine brings purpose, but better of all quarantine brings business.
I hope you've all been keeping well.
Rules remain as usual for the establishment, behave yourselves and enjoy yourselves. Stock images are the preferred form of art.
Come one and come all
To The Grand(er) Reopening (again) of OT!Bar.
Your 99 cents have been ordered. In the meantime enjoy a complimentary bowl of peanuts
ftfy.
Have some decency, its a public place smh.
Your monster beverage, sir.
Also yeah please social distance in my bar. If you cough I ain't serving ye
here's a dollar, this bar goes above and beyond
That we do. Have done for a while!
Wildly unhealthy, and we dont serve in liters. You can have a glass of Coke though
I'm in a bar, you're not supposed to care about my health
Give me a liter of cola
Ah, fuck. It's not perfect, but I'll take it. Thanks bud.
Hey Eblf what's up
Fancy seeing you in this here bar
sorry this was a specialist order, we had to call in the big guns.
i edited an actual image for the last one. but this one was WAY funnier
Yeah sure can your mommy provide some ID.
Much appreciated, patron.
in that case i would like a dish of spaghetti with bolognese sauce. It’s definitely one of my favourite meals.
(wb)
Because orange juice is the best drink obviously. No need for alchool when you can clench you thirst with orange juice.
Food, order something and find out if it was on the menu.
Think of it like Vietnam's internet cafes, but you order food and drinks.
For you.
Enjoy, Santa.
for you
sorry we sold out on that maybe you can have some fried octopus instead
Ahhhh alright. Can I have a $20 game card and a bag of shrimp snack
Doing great kids hOHohO
I DONT KNOW IF I NEED TO YELL BUT I ORDERED THIS DAYS AGO AND I'M STARTING TO GET THIRSTY!!!!!!!!!!
why does this name seem familiar
I am always here, always watching. I am just hibernating. My presence is not required unless I am in the bar
this is the longest surviving anything in OT
yeah yeah "clean the bar" and such, now order and make conversation you morons
Here's a rum and coke because you didn't specify anything. Please enjoy!
I will assume you are telling the truth because this is an establishment that respects it's customers, any more importantly, respects money.
wait ur doing what again?
as for the pizza. dunno if the bartender is here or not, but i can't help you get that
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Huh, I forgot all about the inspection. It's been ages.
Oh well, I'll just shrug it off for now.
*whistles away*
Oh well, I'll just shrug it off for now.
*whistles away*
No one is even here... Time to convert it into a strip club!
my fiance is ignoring me to play dauntless instead. dawns i know it's been a while but i need you to mix me the goddamn best Shitpost on the Beach you've ever mixed. sad friday night is calling
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clayton wrote:
my fiance is ignoring me to play dauntless instead. dawns i know it's been a while but i need you to mix me the goddamn best Shitpost on the Beach you've ever mixed. sad friday night is calling
3 months late, but better late than never!
The famous OT!Bar returns.
I'm somewhat risen from the grave, quarantine brings purpose, but better of all quarantine brings business.
I hope you've all been keeping well.
Rules remain as usual for the establishment, behave yourselves and enjoy yourselves. Stock images are the preferred form of art.
Come one and come all
To The Grand(er) Reopening (again) of OT!Bar.
Finally! I'd like some of that nine-nine/¢
Topic Starter
abraker wrote:
Finally! I'd like some of that nine-nine/¢
Your 99 cents have been ordered. In the meantime enjoy a complimentary bowl of peanuts
abraker wrote:
ftfy.
Have some decency, its a public place smh.
thanks flan
Trashipitus is a contagious disease
Trashipitus is a contagious disease
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roshan117 wrote:
a monster plez
Your monster beverage, sir.
Also yeah please social distance in my bar. If you cough I ain't serving ye
oi were pets allowed in here?
I am not a pet. Was a regular here a while back.
so wildlife is allowed?
I'd like to order a song called "I want it that way" by the Backstreet boys sung by ROS abraker.
Topic Starter
Pets of a REASONABLE size are allowed in, provided they are behaved.
Guide dogs allowed in regardless of size.
One apple juice coming right up
I'm a bartender not a miracle worker.
Guide dogs allowed in regardless of size.
FelicianoGasai wrote:
Im a minor can i get some apple juice pretty please
One apple juice coming right up
Tad Fibonacci wrote:
I'd like to order a song called "I want it that way" by the Backstreet boys sung by ROS abraker.
I'm a bartender not a miracle worker.
I am still expecting my 99 cents.
Do you serve food here as well?
I want a liter of Cola.
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abraker wrote:
I am still expecting my 99 cents.
here's a dollar, this bar goes above and beyond
eblf2013 wrote:
Do you serve food here as well?
That we do. Have done for a while!
Puzzle wrote:
I want a liter of Cola.
Wildly unhealthy, and we dont serve in liters. You can have a glass of Coke though
Dawnsday wrote:
Puzzle wrote:
I want a liter of Cola.
Wildly unhealthy, and we dont serve in liters. You can have a glass of Coke though
I'm in a bar, you're not supposed to care about my health
Give me a liter of cola
Topic Starter
-snip-
I couldn't think of a funny stock image to put coke on, so here's your boringly bland coke.
I couldn't think of a funny stock image to put coke on, so here's your boringly bland coke.
gimme tea with a little... kick 
Dawnsday wrote:
-snip-
I couldn't think of a funny stock image to put coke on, so here's your boringly bland coke.
Ah, fuck. It's not perfect, but I'll take it. Thanks bud.
If you serve food, I would like a plate of carbonara and a glass of orange juice
eblf2013 wrote:
If you serve food, I would like a plate of carbonara and a glass of orange juice
Hey Eblf what's up
Fancy seeing you in this here bar
If you are anything like me then you too
would be concerned that I didn't get my order of 99 cents yet
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abraker wrote:
If you are anything like me then you too
would be concerned that I didn't get my order of 99 cents yet
[img]snip. fuck your image.
sorry this was a specialist order, we had to call in the big guns.
eblf2013 wrote:
If you serve food, I would like a plate of carbonara and a glass of orange juice
i edited an actual image for the last one. but this one was WAY funnier
Uhmmmm Mr. Danwsday bartender sir, what kind of cents are these?
Topic Starter
How do you expect me to import American cents given current world events. Enjoy your cents.
Well, it seems great.
Good evening Puzzle! I came hereto collect confidential information to dinner.
Puzzle wrote:
eblf2013 wrote:
If you serve food, I would like a plate of carbonara and a glass of orange juice
Hey Eblf what's up
Fancy seeing you in this here bar
Good evening Puzzle! I came here
e-excuse me mister bawtendew siw, my mommy wants a bwoody mawy, can i get wun?
Heyo Dawnsday, keep bein' chill. Here's some coin fer yer troubles.
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keremaru wrote:
e-excuse me mister bawtendew siw, my mommy wants a bwoody mawy, can i get wun?
Yeah sure can your mommy provide some ID.
ColdTooth wrote:
Heyo Dawnsday, keep bein' chill. Here's some coin fer yer troubles.
Much appreciated, patron.
I need to take a break. Relax, destress in this bar. I dont know what's going on with these posts everywhere. They're definitely not me. Its giving me the jitters. I keep seeing things out of the corner of my eyes, too. A flash of a color or some movement that shouldn't be there... that isnt there.
I think it's just the stress. I'm hoping relaxing in this bar can help rescue me from this situation
I think it's just the stress. I'm hoping relaxing in this bar can help rescue me from this situation
Dawns, what's on your specialty menu?
Dawnsday wrote:
eblf2013 wrote:
Do you serve food here as well?
That we do. Have done for a while!
in that case i would like a dish of spaghetti with bolognese sauce. It’s definitely one of my favourite meals.
(wb)
Uhhhhh.... newcomer here, what do I do?
why is orange juice so popular
abraker wrote:
why is orange juice so popular
Because orange juice is the best drink obviously. No need for alchool when you can clench you thirst with orange juice.
A glass of blood orange juice please!
I'll like a glass of milk
maybe some cookies pls.
maybe some cookies pls.
This bar is suddenly very busy. Good luck, Dawnsday!
Well, since I can't get what I originally wanted, I suppose I'll order a drink.
I'd like some green tea please.
I'd like some green tea please.
I'd actually like to see Dawnsday's bar wreck Ashton's tea business
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abraker wrote:
Dawns, what's on your specialty menu?
Food, order something and find out if it was on the menu.
Serraionga wrote:
Dawnsday wrote:
eblf2013 wrote:
Do you serve food here as well?
That we do. Have done for a while!
in that case i would like a dish of spaghetti with bolognese sauce. It’s definitely one of my favourite meals.
(wb)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:
Uhhhhh.... newcomer here, what do I do?
Think of it like Vietnam's internet cafes, but you order food and drinks.
samX500 wrote:
I'd like some nice orange juice thank you very much
For you.
eblf2013 wrote:
A glass of blood orange juice please!
[Sick]Catcat wrote:
I'll like a glass of milk
maybe some cookies pls.
Enjoy, Santa.
Tad Fibonacci wrote:
Well, since I can't get what I originally wanted, I suppose I'll order a drink.
I'd like some green tea please.
for you
Hmmm I'd like some bat soup
Dawnsday wrote:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:
Uhhhhh.... newcomer here, what do I do?
Think of it like Vietnam's internet cafes, but you order food and drinks.
Ahhhh alright. Can I have a $20 game card and a bag of shrimp snack
Dawnsday wrote:
[Sick]Catcat wrote:
I'll like a glass of milk
maybe some cookies pls.
Enjoy, Santa.
Doing great kids hOHohO
Ashton wrote:
gimme tea with a little... kick
I DONT KNOW IF I NEED TO YELL BUT I ORDERED THIS DAYS AGO AND I'M STARTING TO GET THIRSTY!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you for the orange juice, it was delicious, now may I order your finest valve oil?
holy fuck this thread is still alive ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dawns u doin good business
I'd like to order an axe.
I'll have one "Dawnsday returns to OT" juice
oh
I wonder why people are starting to necropost...
Edit: Now I think about it, this thread is acceptable I guess??
Edit: Now I think about it, this thread is acceptable I guess??
clayton wrote:
I'll have one "Dawnsday returns to OT" juice
welp, while I'm here, may as well order some holy water: OT's been having a zombie problem, gotta stock up and stay safe.
aww sorry mate i think i made a mistake with the holy water-WitherMite wrote:
welp, while I'm here, may as well order some holy water: OT's been having a zombie problem, gotta stock up and stay safe.
Oh, again... is this open? HOW?clayton wrote:
I'll have one "Dawnsday returns to OT" juice
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clayton wrote:
I'll have one "Dawnsday returns to OT" juice
I am always here, always watching. I am just hibernating. My presence is not required unless I am in the bar
No JAB why?JustABeginner wrote:
I wonder why people are starting to necropost...
Edit: Now I think about it, this thread is acceptable I guess??
It's time to clean the bar.
All things considered this is prolly the longest surviving food establishment in OT... if you consider it "food"
abraker wrote:
All things considered this is prolly the longest surviving food establishment in OT... if you consider it "food"
Topic Starter
yeah yeah "clean the bar" and such, now order and make conversation you morons
Do you have something to drink OwO ?
i'd love to have a small glass of wine, just so i could feel some warmth on my face
my mortal body is definitely legal for thing
my mortal body is definitely legal for thing
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Take your time and figure it out boss.z0z wrote:
it's 4:40am...
now what should i order
Corne2Plum3 wrote:
Do you have something to drink OwO ?
Here's a rum and coke because you didn't specify anything. Please enjoy!
pentaqola wrote:
i'd love to have a small glass of wine, just so i could feel some warmth on my face
my mortal body is definitely legal for thing
I will assume you are telling the truth because this is an establishment that respects it's customers, any more importantly, respects money.
oh hey you're back
damn did i take almost 50 minutes to decide?
ok i'll get 24oz of unflavored, uncolored, refreshing cold water so that i can go sleep
damn did i take almost 50 minutes to decide?
ok i'll get 24oz of unflavored, uncolored, refreshing cold water so that i can go sleep
hello sir, um since this is my first time here. could u give me some recommendations?
I'll just take what you will give to him since it's also my first time hereCerno wrote:
hello sir, um since this is my first time here. could u give me some recommendations?
ThanksDawnsday wrote:
Corne2Plum3 wrote:
Do you have something to drink OwO ?
Here's a rum and coke because you didn't specify anything. Please enjoy!
would like to ask as welligorsprite wrote:
do i need to pay for the drink? 🤔
yo I would like a diabolo grenadines please
don't let this die again please...
oh, again
Yes, again.
*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*
oh hi! just helping out here
oh hi! just helping out here
now dealing with the barrage of tests and end-of-semesterquarter assignments
i don't think i got my water
what are we supposed to doYhuan Debeste wrote:
don't let this die again please...
i don't think i got my water
hipentaqola wrote:
*cleaning up the barand possible crime scene*
oh hi! just helping out here
An Alolan Vulpix is playing Jazz music
xi - Zauberkugel.ColdTooth wrote:
An Alolan Vulpix is playing Jazz music
hey there-pentaqola wrote:
*cleaning up the barand possible crime scene*
oh hi! just helping out here
wait ur doing what again?
oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitorsSugar_owo wrote:
hey there-pentaqola wrote:
*cleaning up the barand possible crime scene*
oh hi! just helping out here
wait ur doing what again?
what are u cleaning up..pentaqola wrote:
oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitorsSugar_owo wrote:
hey there-pentaqola wrote:
*cleaning up the barand possible crime scene*
oh hi! just helping out here
wait ur doing what again?
...ashesSugar_owo wrote:
what are u cleaning up..pentaqola wrote:
oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitorsSugar_owo wrote:
hey there-pentaqola wrote:
*cleaning up the barand possible crime scene*
oh hi! just helping out here
wait ur doing what again?
that's actually kinda sad...pentaqola wrote:
...ashesSugar_owo wrote:
what are u cleaning up..pentaqola wrote:
oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitorsSugar_owo wrote:
hey there-pentaqola wrote:
*cleaning up the barand possible crime scene*
oh hi! just helping out here
wait ur doing what again?
that’s depressing. what happened there?Yhuan Debeste wrote:
that's actually kinda sad...pentaqola wrote:
...ashesSugar_owo wrote:
what are u cleaning up..pentaqola wrote:
oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitorsSugar_owo wrote:
hey there-pentaqola wrote:
*cleaning up the barand possible crime scene*
oh hi! just helping out here
wait ur doing what again?
can i get a boneless pizza
accidents from the past.Sugar_owo wrote:
that’s depressing. what happened there?Yhuan Debeste wrote:
that's actually kinda sad...
as for the pizza. dunno if the bartender is here or not, but i can't help you get that