This is how I met this frog. He was laying- half dead- and needed money. So I offered him a job. 232 experiments later and 34,334 selling later, he is still here... somehowBlitzfrog wrote:
My wife divorced
She burnt my house
I lost my job
Cus I was trying to fix the broken house
I am bankrupt
Cus she stole all my money
I have nothing
GIVE ME BEER
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THROW EM BACK, TILL I LOSE COUNNT
Blitzfrog wrote:
sad
Congrats!Dawnsday wrote:
Due to our recent exposure in OT!News I'm offering a special 2 for 1 meal deal! Order a meal for yourself, get one for your friend or signifcant other too!
I'll let the chef know! Can I interest you in a drink in the meanwhile?Ryoid wrote:
Congrats!Dawnsday wrote:
Due to our recent exposure in OT!News I'm offering a special 2 for 1 meal deal! Order a meal for yourself, get one for your friend or signifcant other too!
I want some lasagna and shark fin soup for DJ enetro (and in the end, i will eat both of them hehehe)
I've seen his resume, he is a natural. 10/10 recommendationYuudachi-kun wrote:
Sign me up for work
ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT ME?? THE BAR IS CLOSED_SkyFall wrote:
Yo can I please have some jagermeister?
I swear I'm not a minor, the age written on my profile is surely wrong.
WHAT?! That's really unfortunate. I'm really sorry for your loss. Is there any chance of the bar opening again?Foxtrot wrote:
ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT ME?? THE BAR IS CLOSED_SkyFall wrote:
Yo can I please have some jagermeister?
I swear I'm not a minor, the age written on my profile is surely wrong.
SHOO, SHOO
The place where the dreams of a real man become trueRyoid wrote:
the bar were close :sniff:
and what is a brothel anyway?
...to many indecent word that i don't need to know but thanks for answering anyway_SkyFall wrote:
The place where the dreams of a real man become true
If you were asking seriously here you are: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brothel
Gotta have that 99% alcoholjohnmedina999 wrote:
teen drinking is very very very bad
yo i got a fake id tho
What do you mean we can't have after-party strippers.Comfy Slippers wrote:
few months later
Boss, I have to inform you that our balance sheet summary is worrying. We need to cut down on our expenses, we can't have 'after-party' strippers anymore!
Dawnsday wrote:
What do you mean we can't have after-party strippers.Comfy Slippers wrote:
few months later
Boss, I have to inform you that our balance sheet summary is worrying. We need to cut down on our expenses, we can't have 'after-party' strippers anymore!
My life's work for this.
Unbelievable.
ok as a plan to make more money we now also sell bags of peanuts.
clayton wrote:
my fiance is ignoring me to play dauntless instead. dawns i know it's been a while but i need you to mix me the goddamn best Shitpost on the Beach you've ever mixed. sad friday night is calling
abraker wrote:
Finally! I'd like some of that nine-nine/¢
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roshan117 wrote:
a monster plez
FelicianoGasai wrote:
Im a minor can i get some apple juice pretty please
Tad Fibonacci wrote:
I'd like to order a song called "I want it that way" by the Backstreet boys sung by ROS abraker.
abraker wrote:
I am still expecting my 99 cents.
eblf2013 wrote:
Do you serve food here as well?
Puzzle wrote:
I want a liter of Cola.
Dawnsday wrote:
Puzzle wrote:
I want a liter of Cola.
Wildly unhealthy, and we dont serve in liters. You can have a glass of Coke though
Dawnsday wrote:
-snip-
I couldn't think of a funny stock image to put coke on, so here's your boringly bland coke.
eblf2013 wrote:
If you serve food, I would like a plate of carbonara and a glass of orange juice
abraker wrote:
If you are anything like me then you too
would be concerned that I didn't get my order of 99 cents yet
[img]snip. fuck your image.
eblf2013 wrote:
If you serve food, I would like a plate of carbonara and a glass of orange juice
Puzzle wrote:
eblf2013 wrote:
If you serve food, I would like a plate of carbonara and a glass of orange juice
Hey Eblf what's up
Fancy seeing you in this here bar
keremaru wrote:
e-excuse me mister bawtendew siw, my mommy wants a bwoody mawy, can i get wun?
ColdTooth wrote:
Heyo Dawnsday, keep bein' chill. Here's some coin fer yer troubles.
Dawnsday wrote:
eblf2013 wrote:
Do you serve food here as well?
That we do. Have done for a while!
abraker wrote:
why is orange juice so popular
abraker wrote:
Dawns, what's on your specialty menu?
Serraionga wrote:
Dawnsday wrote:
eblf2013 wrote:
Do you serve food here as well?
That we do. Have done for a while!
in that case i would like a dish of spaghetti with bolognese sauce. It’s definitely one of my favourite meals.
(wb)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:
Uhhhhh.... newcomer here, what do I do?
samX500 wrote:
I'd like some nice orange juice thank you very much
eblf2013 wrote:
A glass of blood orange juice please!
[Sick]Catcat wrote:
I'll like a glass of milk
maybe some cookies pls.
Tad Fibonacci wrote:
Well, since I can't get what I originally wanted, I suppose I'll order a drink.
I'd like some green tea please.
Dawnsday wrote:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:
Uhhhhh.... newcomer here, what do I do?
Think of it like Vietnam's internet cafes, but you order food and drinks.
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[Sick]Catcat wrote:
I'll like a glass of milk
maybe some cookies pls.
Enjoy, Santa.
Ashton wrote:
gimme tea with a little... kick
