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i'm just delivering them to a animal shelter
you suddenly have:
an axe
severed bloody head
huge blood stains on your top and bottom clothing piece
you suddenly have:
an axe
severed bloody head
huge blood stains on your top and bottom clothing piece
Oh, it's for the drama club. I need to practise my act. Pretty good, right?
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What's with the:
- Gun with real bullets.
- Death wish.
- Robber mask.
- Death wish.
- Robber mask.
Ah, it's Halloween yesterday and I brought them to scare them (yes, it worked very well!). Please don't think anything bad for me :'(
I saw these in your car's back...
- A tablet with sexy girls
- A laptop
- Some osu! mascot pin sets
- A laptop
- Some osu! mascot pin sets
Hey, don't judge me. I make a shit ton of money making these kinds of merchandise and art. also these girls are at least 18 or above, trust me
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A shovel
A jug of bleach
A saw
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A shovel
A jug of bleach
A saw
the grenade launcher is made out of chocolate
the kids in the kindergarten will get chocolate
i'm talking to the principal so that the kids can be ready
you have:
your car filled with animals of all kinds(it blocking your point with this many)
some helium tanks
huge bag of nothing
the kids in the kindergarten will get chocolate
i'm talking to the principal so that the kids can be ready
you have:
your car filled with animals of all kinds(it blocking your point with this many)
some helium tanks
huge bag of nothing
I am a vet, the hellium tanks are... you know, for a party. The huge bag of nothing? I'm gonna put all my trash there.
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600 barrels of petroleum. Screw spelling.
A lighter.
A private island.
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600 barrels of petroleum. Screw spelling.
A lighter.
A private island.
This is a Matter Ultra Compressor, as the name suggests this tech can hold massive objects and compresses them in a small space without creating a black hole. I'll spare you the details on how it works, right now I'm transfering these objects as a test, please let me pass.
fur suit
diaper
deviant art account
fur suit
diaper
deviant art account
I'm babysitting, the fursuit and the deviantart account are from his elder brother.
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Ammonia.
Sodium hypoclorite.
A toilet.
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Ammonia.
Sodium hypoclorite.
A toilet.
i'm just cleaning my toilet with those chemicals
you have:
a bomb
a activated grenade
a box of explosives in the back
you have:
a bomb
a activated grenade
a box of explosives in the back
Officer, those are all cake. They're delicious. Give them a try.
You have:
classified evidence of the moon landing being faked.
You have:
classified evidence of the moon landing being faked.
I'm just collecting some conpiracy theory about it on the web.
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A nuclear rocket.
A nuclear bomb.
A suspicious paper with some kind of plan written on it
Yeah, that's a child's drawing over there. We can see a nuclear bomb and all that stuff. A general is planning to take over the world. Welp, you must now help this child before they become the next threat.
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What's with the:
- Fake documents.
- A suitcase worth a lot of money.
- A passport of yourself.
- A suitcase worth a lot of money.
- A passport of yourself.
They might be common cleaning chemicals, but you cannot mix these two because it releases gaseous hydrochloric acid which is lethal.z0z wrote:
i'm just cleaning my toilet with those chemicals
OT: I'm a journalist that is traveling and researching about fake documents, of course the money is also false.
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A creeper spawner.
A city.
Sand.
I play Minecraft
- A kid
- A children
- Free candies
Please, this is a birthday party of a friend's son, he asked me to bring candy. What's wrong with that? I just came for the cake anyway.
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A pudding that says "DO NOT EAT".
A "sorry" note inside a fridge.
Your face covered in caramel.
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A pudding that says "DO NOT EAT".
A "sorry" note inside a fridge.
Your face covered in caramel.
As you can see, officer, the fridge is indeed properly secured.
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1 black bag filled with something to the size of a basketball
phone map app set to drive to an abandoned building
A gallon of gasoline in the trunk
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1 black bag filled with something to the size of a basketball
phone map app set to drive to an abandoned building
A gallon of gasoline in the trunk
Uhhh, I'm going to be playing indoor flaming basketball with the local ghosts.
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Five million dollars.
A pistol with a silencer.
Documents detailing the layout of the White House.
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Five million dollars.
A pistol with a silencer.
Documents detailing the layout of the White House.
Oh just what we needed! Officer, how do you want to play a cop role in the movie we are shooting?
A can of coke
A can of pepsi
A bottle of nitric acid
A can of coke
A can of pepsi
A bottle of nitric acid
I just bought some drinks to enjoy after chemistry class.
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I found you with:
A camera.
A PC with a torrent program open.
A cinema ticket.
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I found you with:
A camera.
A PC with a torrent program open.
A cinema ticket.
These are stuff that a friend of mine left on my car. Ask them.
A can of TNT.
A firestarter.
A couple grenades.
A can of TNT.
A firestarter.
A couple grenades.
I'm a demolitions expert, and I legally demolish buildings and stuff. Trust me.
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A creepy stone mask
Some vials of blood
A weird looking golden arrow with a bug engraved on it
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A creepy stone mask
Some vials of blood
A weird looking golden arrow with a bug engraved on it
I'm playing in a horror movie. The "blood" is actually a specially made juice for actors to "choke blood".
A dead corpse with flies all over it.
A blood-stained knife.
A fake ID card.
A dead corpse with flies all over it.
A blood-stained knife.
A fake ID card.
they're for a showcase about cheating in osu
you:
a large animal that shouldn't fit in your car just chilling in the backseat while watching out for you and sticking its head out of the window
a object capable of causing a servernova that looks like a explosive
huge bag of food for yourself so big it blocks your side window view
you:
a large animal that shouldn't fit in your car just chilling in the backseat while watching out for you and sticking its head out of the window
a object capable of causing a servernova that looks like a explosive
huge bag of food for yourself so big it blocks your side window view
the hand? that's just my special shortbread i baked today, you can feel one and take a bite if you want, i've brought plenty. i'm also using 'em as props for my cosplay outing with some friends downtown. ah, yeah, my dad's kind of important to me, so i like to have him around in my travels. with this photo, i carry his memory with me.
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Achromalia wrote:
a profusely bleeding Javan rhinoceros with two arrows stuck in its neck, and one piercing its stomach, all with your fingerprints on them.
a few quivers mostly full of arrows inside a bag with a receipt to your name.
a loaded assault rifle.
I traveled 200 years into the future so... eventually it had to happen. Every osu! player is dead with the exception of peppy which trascended.
A 100% no fake alien.
A 4K camera.
A microphone.
A 100% no fake alien.
A 4K camera.
A microphone.
We're conducting an experiment of this brave alien who volunteered to be our subject!
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What's with the:
- Contract about planning a civil war.
- Real guns and missle.
- An analysis data about economic crisis.
- Real guns and missle.
- An analysis data about economic crisis.
It's all for the storyline of a game world. The guns and missiles? Those are all broken so they are used in a film related to the game.
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Me (injured)
A dagger with your fingerprints on it
A box full of cash.
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Me (injured)
A dagger with your fingerprints on it
A box full of cash.
A thief bless you and stole the money of Yyotta. I see this, and I kill the thief with the dagger.
We gonna go to the hospital.
We gonna go to the hospital.
- NUCLEAR NUKE
- Gaz bottle
- Something to make fire
People in the government are planning a war. I was given permission to transport this stuff.
A plan to blow up the school in full details.
Some bombs.
A few gas masks.
A plan to blow up the school in full details.
Some bombs.
A few gas masks.
The bombs are filled with confetti, I'm gonna blow them at the school festival.
The gas masks? They are part of a cosplay.
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A kid crying and pointing at you.
The angry mother of the kid.
A balloon with the kid's name.
The gas masks? They are part of a cosplay.
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A kid crying and pointing at you.
The angry mother of the kid.
A balloon with the kid's name.
i'm taking them to the hospital, the kid has a stuck arm and the mom is angry because her kid is like that
the balloon is to make the kid feel better
has:
no car doors
6 people in the backseat
front seat full of unknown substances
the balloon is to make the kid feel better
has:
no car doors
6 people in the backseat
front seat full of unknown substances
My car is broken. These people came from nowhere, they teleported.
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Again, me, but tied up and has chocolate in my mouth.
Boxes of chocolate far from my maximum reach.
Bombs each with the explosion force of around 10kg TNT.
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Again, me, but tied up and has chocolate in my mouth.
Boxes of chocolate far from my maximum reach.
Bombs each with the explosion force of around 10kg TNT.
The real me is here. That one is fake. She is planning terrorist attacks so I must kill her using chocolate. I have legal permission to do this.
A dead officer.
Another dead officer.
A gun with your fingerprints on it.
A dead officer.
Another dead officer.
A gun with your fingerprints on it.
Those two officers sacrificed on a mission. I must take them so they can rest in peace. That gun there is just a present from my friend.
A giant machine of some sort.
Gears made out of ivory.
Stacks of ivory.
A giant machine of some sort.
Gears made out of ivory.
Stacks of ivory.
We're doing an experiment to have an ivory colour with ivory.
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What's With The:
- Revival Card.
- A chainsaw.
- A future stated I'm going to die.
- A chainsaw.
- A future stated I'm going to die.
SETSUNASA NI WA.
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A "Nico nico ni" tutorial.
A nico cosplay with your name.
An anime convention ticket. Let's assume there's no COVID
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A "Nico nico ni" tutorial.
A nico cosplay with your name.
An anime convention ticket. Let's assume there's no COVID
Gonna into a convention
- Wood
- Stone
- Metal
We were supposed to send these to the construction site.
Grass
Grass
Grass
Grass
Grass
Grass
i'm making a original character!
all these items will be part of this oc
you have:
no roof and doors locked
car flooded with water
a lot of dead bodies piling up above the water
all these items will be part of this oc
you have:
no roof and doors locked
car flooded with water
a lot of dead bodies piling up above the water
A flood happened. Those were the unfortunate ones that didn't make it.
Some amino acid samples.
A weird machine that is labeled "Protein maker 27987".
A dead person.
Some amino acid samples.
A weird machine that is labeled "Protein maker 27987".
A dead person.
Someone is trying to commit a suicide mission by pretending that person is having a protein shaker.
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What's With The:
- H2O2
- A dead person
- A bartender that suspects to be a culprit
- A dead person
- A bartender that suspects to be a culprit
That guy just happened to be a failure on chemistry. He tried to show how good he is. The chemist on the other table asked for H2O so he decided to go with H2O too. But then the bartender thought he was asking for hydrogen peroxide so that guy died from drinking it.
A bag of illegal drugs.
Another bag of illegal drugs.
A suitcase.
A bag of illegal drugs.
Another bag of illegal drugs.
A suitcase.
i'm finding a place to dispose of these bags, i'm taking my suitcase with me to work
you have:
too many children
a bag full of... things
some strange half-full food container
you have:
too many children
a bag full of... things
some strange half-full food container
I drive a scholar bus to the mountain, they will rest during 1 week.
- A gun
- A demon
- The Death
Those are my henchmen. They work for me and I sometimes consume them. That's all. The gun is a present from a friend of mine.
A clip of you trying to ***** me.
A portal.
The grim reaper lying dead.
A clip of you trying to ***** me.
A portal.
The grim reaper lying dead.
I see you get the joke too. ;3YyottaCat wrote:
The chemist on the other table asked for H2O so he decided to go with H2O too.
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Yeah, I went to a portal to end the Grim Reaper's life because it just made a video looks like me trying to UwU you.
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What's With The:
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
Those are some important files for work.
A bottle of KCN.
A bottle of NaCN.
A dead body that got poisoned to death about 5 minutes ago.
A bottle of KCN.
A bottle of NaCN.
A dead body that got poisoned to death about 5 minutes ago.
I'm going to deliver these chemical componants to the a-braker laboratory. The dead person just have eaten a tacos but from 1977...
- A demon
- A demon
- A demon
What do you expect? I'm the leader of hell.
A vicious plant.
A broken LED.
A half-rot human head.
A vicious plant.
A broken LED.
A half-rot human head.
the LEDs in my car broke
i'm feeding the head to the plant so i can say to the buyer that the plant has been well-fed
???:
no windows or doors
no roof
no carseats
i'm feeding the head to the plant so i can say to the buyer that the plant has been well-fed
???:
no windows or doors
no roof
no carseats
I'm just fixing my car and painting some of the things in it, so I have to take them off.
Here's non-explicit alternate.
A real knife, with blood in it.
A real knife, with real blood in it.
A real knife, with real blood in it and it's a killing knife.
18+ warning!
Hentai comics
Sex toy
A condom filled with cum.
Sex toy
A condom filled with cum.
Here's non-explicit alternate.
A real knife, with blood in it.
A real knife, with real blood in it.
A real knife, with real blood in it and it's a killing knife.
Ehh, you know. I kill other demons for food. I'm the cutest demonoid aren't I? The taste of it is nice. Do you want some? I can give you some if you want!
A patient with a fracture on the tibia.
A heart-scooper.
A necromancy book.
A patient with a fracture on the tibia.
A heart-scooper.
A necromancy book.
I gonna deliver a doctor object and this fan of Death Note in the hospital...
- A blue whale
- An orca
- A dolphin
Officer, those are cake. they are all actually chocolate cake.
Officer, you are cake aswell.
a loli
another loli
and another loli
Officer, you are cake aswell.
a loli
another loli
and another loli
They are my friends. Isn't that obvious? They can't drive though.
A cooked pangolin.
A cooked... human.
An invitation to hell.
A cooked pangolin.
A cooked... human.
An invitation to hell.
i'm bring the human to a club called "hell", i'm also delivering the pangolin to the club
what?:
an alcohol that fills up your whole car
a lighter
a child
what?:
an alcohol that fills up your whole car
a lighter
a child
We're immune to it. We just wanted to scare the human beings.
A human skull.
A book of necromancy.
Some mandrake.
A human skull.
A book of necromancy.
Some mandrake.
That's just Achromalia posting in Thread necromancy with a mandrake.
A folder that says "nudes"
An Imgur account.
A camera.
A folder that says "nudes"
An Imgur account.
A camera.
I make my best photos with this camera and I post it on Imgur. For the folder, this is just something I didn't check of my buddy.
- A minigun
- AK-47
- Ralsei with a gun
I am just a collector, here are my permits.
A pack of TNT.
A remote controlled detonator.
A very detailed map of a nearby museum.
A pack of TNT.
A remote controlled detonator.
A very detailed map of a nearby museum.
i'm bring the tnt and detonator to my friend at the museum
!!!:
no car
a suicide bomber's vest
a fuse
!!!:
no car
a suicide bomber's vest
a fuse
Hey, officer, this package is for you!
An unconscious child.
A bottle of alcoholics.
A price tag of that particular child.
An unconscious child.
A bottle of alcoholics.
A price tag of that particular child.
uhhh, i'm trying to trick you into thinking I'm selling this kid
Cat
Fish
More Cat
Cat
Fish
More Cat
Meow! They are all my cats!
A portal gun.
GlaDOS.
A heart cube.
A portal gun.
GlaDOS.
A heart cube.
uhhh, I'm trying to sling myself to black mesa to kill them with my companion cube, they stole GlaDOS source code,
HEV Suit
Weapon
A pair of glasses
HEV Suit
Weapon
A pair of glasses
It's for a Half-life fan play.
A physics engine abuser.
A tree.
A block.
A physics engine abuser.
A tree.
A block.
hey, uhhh, I'm Gordon Freeman
a VR headset
a copy of Minecraft
a PC
a VR headset
a copy of Minecraft
a PC
I'm steve.
A broken screen.
A Failed menu.
A gun.
A broken screen.
A Failed menu.
A gun.
Someone shot their screen after failing. Not my problem. Don't you worry, he'll be at hell soon.
A bag of homework.
A bag of homework.
A bag of dynamite.
A bag of homework.
A bag of homework.
A bag of dynamite.
gonna explode my homeworks.
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All moderators of osu! but tied up.
A lot of guns.
Money.
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All moderators of osu! but tied up.
A lot of guns.
Money.
I'm adopting them, are you fucking sick in the head?! They were in a alley with no food.
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Tea bags
A ridiculous amount of fursuits, all burned
Gaming PC that is the same cost of the fursuits
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Tea bags
A ridiculous amount of fursuits, all burned
Gaming PC that is the same cost of the fursuits
i got paid one of the best pcs in the world and a huge amount of tea for helping someone hide the evidence from their mom
:
no car
on the sidewalk
something that ever so slightly looks suspicious
:
no car
on the sidewalk
something that ever so slightly looks suspicious
Guess what, I got z0z's horns!
A circle.
A beat.
osu!.
A circle.
A beat.
osu!.
I'm playing osu!
A cube
A spike
An orb
A cube
A spike
An orb
I'm playing Geometry Dash.
Black Blizzard.
Sunset Sandstorm.
A cube.
Black Blizzard.
Sunset Sandstorm.
A cube.
Get the fuck out I'm playing Geometry Dash
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Pizza Boxes
A failed human and cat embryo
iPod
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Pizza Boxes
A failed human and cat embryo
iPod
that's my ipod, someone wanted a pizza that looked exactly like a failed human and cat embryo for some reason and i'm delivering it to them
extra large uncovered cake
unsecured child seat with a child in the back
half the windows are covered
extra large uncovered cake
unsecured child seat with a child in the back
half the windows are covered
That's my little brother. I son't know how he figured to do that but I thought it'll be hreat to block some of the sun out. Sadly, he isn't a catboy.
WAVE.
MINI WAVE.
VSC.
WAVE.
MINI WAVE.
VSC.
Are you ok officer? I'm playing a videogame and you think that it is illegal!
Radio playing this song
The president of the USA.
Some big ass meal from McDonalds with a free knife
Radio playing this song
The president of the USA.
Some big ass meal from McDonalds with a free knife
nothing to see here, the president just invited me on a playdate and this is what he wanted to do
just normal presidential stuff
he likes mcdonalds and has good taste in music, the best taste in music actually
-an illegal cd of africa by toto on repeat for 10 hours
-an illegal cd of harumachi clover on repeat for 10 hours
-an illegal cd of the space jam theme on repeat for 10 hours
just normal presidential stuff
he likes mcdonalds and has good taste in music, the best taste in music actually
-an illegal cd of africa by toto on repeat for 10 hours
-an illegal cd of harumachi clover on repeat for 10 hours
-an illegal cd of the space jam theme on repeat for 10 hours
You own these, officer. Don't you try it.
Pikachu in a cage.
An arrow trap.
An explosives trap.
Pikachu in a cage.
An arrow trap.
An explosives trap.
The only way I can take that pikachu out is by throwing arrows to some explosives.
Diamonds that aren't yours with your fingerprints.
A jewelry shop with broken windows.
A hammer with your fingerprints as well.
Diamonds that aren't yours with your fingerprints.
A jewelry shop with broken windows.
A hammer with your fingerprints as well.
One of my wheel exploded and I finishes in the jewelry shop...
For the hammer, this is the hammer I hide in my car for a special moment...
A demon
A huge book about black magic
A red marker
For the hammer, this is the hammer I hide in my car for a special moment...
A demon
A huge book about black magic
A red marker