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My car is broken. These people came from nowhere, they teleported.
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Again, me, but tied up and has chocolate in my mouth.
Boxes of chocolate far from my maximum reach.
Bombs each with the explosion force of around 10kg TNT.
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Again, me, but tied up and has chocolate in my mouth.
Boxes of chocolate far from my maximum reach.
Bombs each with the explosion force of around 10kg TNT.
The real me is here. That one is fake. She is planning terrorist attacks so I must kill her using chocolate. I have legal permission to do this.
A dead officer.
Another dead officer.
A gun with your fingerprints on it.
A dead officer.
Another dead officer.
A gun with your fingerprints on it.
Those two officers sacrificed on a mission. I must take them so they can rest in peace. That gun there is just a present from my friend.
A giant machine of some sort.
Gears made out of ivory.
Stacks of ivory.
A giant machine of some sort.
Gears made out of ivory.
Stacks of ivory.
We're doing an experiment to have an ivory colour with ivory.
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What's With The:
- Revival Card.
- A chainsaw.
- A future stated I'm going to die.
- A chainsaw.
- A future stated I'm going to die.
SETSUNASA NI WA.
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A "Nico nico ni" tutorial.
A nico cosplay with your name.
An anime convention ticket. Let's assume there's no COVID
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A "Nico nico ni" tutorial.
A nico cosplay with your name.
An anime convention ticket. Let's assume there's no COVID
Gonna into a convention
- Wood
- Stone
- Metal
We were supposed to send these to the construction site.
Grass
Grass
Grass
Grass
Grass
Grass
i'm making a original character!
all these items will be part of this oc
you have:
no roof and doors locked
car flooded with water
a lot of dead bodies piling up above the water
all these items will be part of this oc
you have:
no roof and doors locked
car flooded with water
a lot of dead bodies piling up above the water
A flood happened. Those were the unfortunate ones that didn't make it.
Some amino acid samples.
A weird machine that is labeled "Protein maker 27987".
A dead person.
Some amino acid samples.
A weird machine that is labeled "Protein maker 27987".
A dead person.
Someone is trying to commit a suicide mission by pretending that person is having a protein shaker.
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What's With The:
- H2O2
- A dead person
- A bartender that suspects to be a culprit
- A dead person
- A bartender that suspects to be a culprit
That guy just happened to be a failure on chemistry. He tried to show how good he is. The chemist on the other table asked for H2O so he decided to go with H2O too. But then the bartender thought he was asking for hydrogen peroxide so that guy died from drinking it.
A bag of illegal drugs.
Another bag of illegal drugs.
A suitcase.
A bag of illegal drugs.
Another bag of illegal drugs.
A suitcase.
i'm finding a place to dispose of these bags, i'm taking my suitcase with me to work
you have:
too many children
a bag full of... things
some strange half-full food container
you have:
too many children
a bag full of... things
some strange half-full food container
I drive a scholar bus to the mountain, they will rest during 1 week.
- A gun
- A demon
- The Death
Those are my henchmen. They work for me and I sometimes consume them. That's all. The gun is a present from a friend of mine.
A clip of you trying to ***** me.
A portal.
The grim reaper lying dead.
A clip of you trying to ***** me.
A portal.
The grim reaper lying dead.
I see you get the joke too. ;3YyottaCat wrote:
The chemist on the other table asked for H2O so he decided to go with H2O too.
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Yeah, I went to a portal to end the Grim Reaper's life because it just made a video looks like me trying to UwU you.
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What's With The:
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
Those are some important files for work.
A bottle of KCN.
A bottle of NaCN.
A dead body that got poisoned to death about 5 minutes ago.
A bottle of KCN.
A bottle of NaCN.
A dead body that got poisoned to death about 5 minutes ago.
I'm going to deliver these chemical componants to the a-braker laboratory. The dead person just have eaten a tacos but from 1977...
- A demon
- A demon
- A demon
What do you expect? I'm the leader of hell.
A vicious plant.
A broken LED.
A half-rot human head.
A vicious plant.
A broken LED.
A half-rot human head.
the LEDs in my car broke
i'm feeding the head to the plant so i can say to the buyer that the plant has been well-fed
???:
no windows or doors
no roof
no carseats
i'm feeding the head to the plant so i can say to the buyer that the plant has been well-fed
???:
no windows or doors
no roof
no carseats
I'm just fixing my car and painting some of the things in it, so I have to take them off.
Here's non-explicit alternate.
A real knife, with blood in it.
A real knife, with real blood in it.
A real knife, with real blood in it and it's a killing knife.
18+ warning!
Hentai comics
Sex toy
A condom filled with cum.
Sex toy
A condom filled with cum.
Here's non-explicit alternate.
A real knife, with blood in it.
A real knife, with real blood in it.
A real knife, with real blood in it and it's a killing knife.
Ehh, you know. I kill other demons for food. I'm the cutest demonoid aren't I? The taste of it is nice. Do you want some? I can give you some if you want!
A patient with a fracture on the tibia.
A heart-scooper.
A necromancy book.
A patient with a fracture on the tibia.
A heart-scooper.
A necromancy book.
I gonna deliver a doctor object and this fan of Death Note in the hospital...
- A blue whale
- An orca
- A dolphin
Officer, those are cake. they are all actually chocolate cake.
Officer, you are cake aswell.
a loli
another loli
and another loli
Officer, you are cake aswell.
a loli
another loli
and another loli
They are my friends. Isn't that obvious? They can't drive though.
A cooked pangolin.
A cooked... human.
An invitation to hell.
A cooked pangolin.
A cooked... human.
An invitation to hell.
i'm bring the human to a club called "hell", i'm also delivering the pangolin to the club
what?:
an alcohol that fills up your whole car
a lighter
a child
what?:
an alcohol that fills up your whole car
a lighter
a child
We're immune to it. We just wanted to scare the human beings.
A human skull.
A book of necromancy.
Some mandrake.
A human skull.
A book of necromancy.
Some mandrake.
That's just Achromalia posting in Thread necromancy with a mandrake.
A folder that says "nudes"
An Imgur account.
A camera.
A folder that says "nudes"
An Imgur account.
A camera.
I make my best photos with this camera and I post it on Imgur. For the folder, this is just something I didn't check of my buddy.
- A minigun
- AK-47
- Ralsei with a gun
I am just a collector, here are my permits.
A pack of TNT.
A remote controlled detonator.
A very detailed map of a nearby museum.
A pack of TNT.
A remote controlled detonator.
A very detailed map of a nearby museum.
i'm bring the tnt and detonator to my friend at the museum
!!!:
no car
a suicide bomber's vest
a fuse
!!!:
no car
a suicide bomber's vest
a fuse
Hey, officer, this package is for you!
An unconscious child.
A bottle of alcoholics.
A price tag of that particular child.
An unconscious child.
A bottle of alcoholics.
A price tag of that particular child.
uhhh, i'm trying to trick you into thinking I'm selling this kid
Cat
Fish
More Cat
Cat
Fish
More Cat
Meow! They are all my cats!
A portal gun.
GlaDOS.
A heart cube.
A portal gun.
GlaDOS.
A heart cube.
uhhh, I'm trying to sling myself to black mesa to kill them with my companion cube, they stole GlaDOS source code,
HEV Suit
Weapon
A pair of glasses
HEV Suit
Weapon
A pair of glasses
It's for a Half-life fan play.
A physics engine abuser.
A tree.
A block.
A physics engine abuser.
A tree.
A block.
hey, uhhh, I'm Gordon Freeman
a VR headset
a copy of Minecraft
a PC
a VR headset
a copy of Minecraft
a PC
I'm steve.
A broken screen.
A Failed menu.
A gun.
A broken screen.
A Failed menu.
A gun.
Someone shot their screen after failing. Not my problem. Don't you worry, he'll be at hell soon.
A bag of homework.
A bag of homework.
A bag of dynamite.
A bag of homework.
A bag of homework.
A bag of dynamite.
gonna explode my homeworks.
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All moderators of osu! but tied up.
A lot of guns.
Money.
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All moderators of osu! but tied up.
A lot of guns.
Money.
I'm adopting them, are you fucking sick in the head?! They were in a alley with no food.
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Tea bags
A ridiculous amount of fursuits, all burned
Gaming PC that is the same cost of the fursuits
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Tea bags
A ridiculous amount of fursuits, all burned
Gaming PC that is the same cost of the fursuits
i got paid one of the best pcs in the world and a huge amount of tea for helping someone hide the evidence from their mom
:
no car
on the sidewalk
something that ever so slightly looks suspicious
:
no car
on the sidewalk
something that ever so slightly looks suspicious
Guess what, I got z0z's horns!
A circle.
A beat.
osu!.
A circle.
A beat.
osu!.
I'm playing osu!
A cube
A spike
An orb
A cube
A spike
An orb
I'm playing Geometry Dash.
Black Blizzard.
Sunset Sandstorm.
A cube.
Black Blizzard.
Sunset Sandstorm.
A cube.
Get the fuck out I'm playing Geometry Dash
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Pizza Boxes
A failed human and cat embryo
iPod
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Pizza Boxes
A failed human and cat embryo
iPod
that's my ipod, someone wanted a pizza that looked exactly like a failed human and cat embryo for some reason and i'm delivering it to them
extra large uncovered cake
unsecured child seat with a child in the back
half the windows are covered
extra large uncovered cake
unsecured child seat with a child in the back
half the windows are covered
That's my little brother. I son't know how he figured to do that but I thought it'll be hreat to block some of the sun out. Sadly, he isn't a catboy.
WAVE.
MINI WAVE.
VSC.
WAVE.
MINI WAVE.
VSC.
Are you ok officer? I'm playing a videogame and you think that it is illegal!
Radio playing this song
The president of the USA.
Some big ass meal from McDonalds with a free knife
Radio playing this song
The president of the USA.
Some big ass meal from McDonalds with a free knife
nothing to see here, the president just invited me on a playdate and this is what he wanted to do
just normal presidential stuff
he likes mcdonalds and has good taste in music, the best taste in music actually
-an illegal cd of africa by toto on repeat for 10 hours
-an illegal cd of harumachi clover on repeat for 10 hours
-an illegal cd of the space jam theme on repeat for 10 hours
just normal presidential stuff
he likes mcdonalds and has good taste in music, the best taste in music actually
-an illegal cd of africa by toto on repeat for 10 hours
-an illegal cd of harumachi clover on repeat for 10 hours
-an illegal cd of the space jam theme on repeat for 10 hours
You own these, officer. Don't you try it.
Pikachu in a cage.
An arrow trap.
An explosives trap.
Pikachu in a cage.
An arrow trap.
An explosives trap.
The only way I can take that pikachu out is by throwing arrows to some explosives.
Diamonds that aren't yours with your fingerprints.
A jewelry shop with broken windows.
A hammer with your fingerprints as well.
Diamonds that aren't yours with your fingerprints.
A jewelry shop with broken windows.
A hammer with your fingerprints as well.
One of my wheel exploded and I finishes in the jewelry shop...
For the hammer, this is the hammer I hide in my car for a special moment...
A demon
A huge book about black magic
A red marker
For the hammer, this is the hammer I hide in my car for a special moment...
A demon
A huge book about black magic
A red marker
How many times do I have to tell you that these are my food / henchman? Don't believe it? OK. *Muscles tearing noises* Meow, that's good! Also, I'm trying to finish my black magic course so get away.
A Goomba.
Mario.
A brick.
A Goomba.
Mario.
A brick.
nothing to see here
Mario: don't a-listen! Im a-being kidnapped!
some funyuns
an echidna
a fox cub
Mario: don't a-listen! Im a-being kidnapped!
some funyuns
an echidna
a fox cub
I'm feeding this cute little fox. He is Zel's son!
Why you talk to me but I have nothing.
$20,000,000 in money
A TNT
Something to open doors without key
$20,000,000 in money
A TNT
Something to open doors without key
It's delivery for you, officer!
Nothing but a cardboard box filled with explosives.
Nothing but a cardboard box filled with explosives.
Free ticket for the last Michael Bay movie.
A waifu
A catgirl
A anime girl pillow
A waifu
A catgirl
A anime girl pillow
Meow! Get out! Purr~
Fish
Grass
Dogs
Fish
Grass
Dogs
The fish and the dogs are my pets.
The grass is for decomposing.
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The grass is for decomposing.
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What's With The:
- Love Letter
- A bouquet of flowers
- A suit/dress
- A bouquet of flowers
- A suit/dress
Oh. Of course, these are mine. Who is the fortunate one? Secret~
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A voodoo doll.
Needles.
Hair samples of all denizens.
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A voodoo doll.
Needles.
Hair samples of all denizens.
i'm doing a science experiment where i test if i can identify what denizen hair belongs to which denizen which needs needles
the voodoo doll doesn't work
you have:
a lighter
a suspicious looking box
no car, you're just walking on the street
the voodoo doll doesn't work
you have:
a lighter
a suspicious looking box
no car, you're just walking on the street
It's just my food for 12PM.
Weed
Alcohol
Illegad drugs
Weed
Alcohol
Illegad drugs
Weed? That's common hemp, learn to differentiate.
Alcohol? Rubbing alcohol of course, as you can see, it's burning.
The illegal drugs are burning with the alcohol too. I planned to destroy them as these over the counter drugs were no longer allowed to be sold.
A dead kitten.
A knife with blood.
A shovel.
Alcohol? Rubbing alcohol of course, as you can see, it's burning.
The illegal drugs are burning with the alcohol too. I planned to destroy them as these over the counter drugs were no longer allowed to be sold.
A dead kitten.
A knife with blood.
A shovel.
Sheesh. This game.
I'm burying my old kitten. THe knife is actually from a cake, it's not blood.
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I'm burying my old kitten. THe knife is actually from a cake, it's not blood.
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What's With The:
- Car
- A dead person
- Tape
- A dead person
- Tape
It's dead, yes.
DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT GOING TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK! That's why the car is there. The tape is for recording the adventures we'll have together.
A love letter to you from subject A asking for a date and killing subject B.
A love letter to you from subject B asking for a date and killing subject A.
A machine gun.
DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT GOING TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK! That's why the car is there. The tape is for recording the adventures we'll have together.
A love letter to you from subject A asking for a date and killing subject B.
A love letter to you from subject B asking for a date and killing subject A.
A machine gun.
Sir officer, you're seeing this completely wrong! Reality is a lie and that's why these two love letters ended up in the back of my car. Instead of blessing me with useful things like cabbages or gnomes, I got delivered two scraps of paper that seem to refer to an alternate dimension where people cannot meet and therefore beg others to reincarnate. In one of my many travels I came over to the continent of Obololululo where there lived the four-eyed monster Bert who wished for his soulmate Brian to be killed in order for Brian to reincarnate into Obololululo so that they can live together. Brian didn't know about Bert's plans so he begged me separately to kill Bert in order for him to reincarnate to Kahehoohe where Brian lived. In both dimensions it's a common courtesy to address someone as a lover when you request them something.
The machine gun is there because I have a hobby in guns and I have a gun permit.
What are you going to do when you're arrested and in the trunk of your car is:
- A kite
- Walnuts (7 kg of them, to be precise)
- The entire state of Bolivia
The machine gun is there because I have a hobby in guns and I have a gun permit.
What are you going to do when you're arrested and in the trunk of your car is:
- A kite
- Walnuts (7 kg of them, to be precise)
- The entire state of Bolivia
Sir, this is a picture of Bolivia that was custom made that I made with a bunch walnuts. I still didn't finish but I started to kite recently.
- A bulk of RTX 3090 Tis
- Genetically Engineered Furry
- 2176 Sealed Vinyls
- A bulk of RTX 3090 Tis
- Genetically Engineered Furry
- 2176 Sealed Vinyls
Just mining Bitcoins with my furry mate, while listening his vinyls collection.
Female hot furry
A bed
A camera
Female hot furry
A bed
A camera
Just a reminder, not into her. We are tired after a long trip taking photos for our group project.
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What's With The:
- Drill.
- A pen tablet.
- Spinner approaching in osu!
- A pen tablet.
- Spinner approaching in osu!
the drill is to drill through the wall to insert my new TV, and my tablet and pen is for osu! gameplay, and to spin the approaching spinner at 300 rpm.
A bloodied knife
A body of a top tetris player
A computer
A bloodied knife
A body of a top tetris player
A computer
the knife is tainted on tomato sauce, I was cooking earlier, the body is an art piece I need to present to art school, and that's my personal computer
two grenades
suicide note
two grenades
suicide note
I am driving to the police, the suicide note and grenades were of an attempted suicide of someone else, and i am trying to report it and get them help!
USB with osu! hacks
real login credentials to 8 multiaccounts
a copy of polybius
USB with osu! hacks
real login credentials to 8 multiaccounts
a copy of polybius
I need to tell peppy that these are the proves that we need to be more concerned about cheaters.
Also, playing polybius in an arcade.
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Also, playing polybius in an arcade.
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What's With The:
- TikTok.
- A real person taped on the middle of the road helplessly struggling.
- Your car.
- A real person taped on the middle of the road helplessly struggling.
- Your car.
it was for the views
why is there a:
anime body pillow with blood stains on the ground
knife in your hand
mysterious luggage at the bottom of that lake over there
(i made a new thread of this game
community/forums/topics/1685289?n=1)
why is there a:
anime body pillow with blood stains on the ground
knife in your hand
mysterious luggage at the bottom of that lake over there
(i made a new thread of this game
community/forums/topics/1685289?n=1)
Officer I can explain! It's the anime pillow's fault! She killed that woman!
There's mutliple hard drives of pirated content on your computer
And you're using a vpn to access north korea. Can you explain yourself?
There's mutliple hard drives of pirated content on your computer
And you're using a vpn to access north korea. Can you explain yourself?
officer I have acquaintances that are trapped in North Korea and I am accessing North Korean services to contact them and send them care packages that are actually copies of The Room in disguise
Swiss Navy lube
a scrapbook of every Pope that's ever been appointed
Vicks VaporRub
edit: oh shit I didn't read the limit of items
Swiss Navy lube
a scrapbook of every Pope that's ever been appointed
Vicks VaporRub
edit: oh shit I didn't read the limit of items
just let this thread die if someone else made a new one, even if necroing in forum gakes doesn't usually result in any punishment