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vinnicci

Joined December 2015

vinnicci 2020-06-14T23:53:20+00:00

what's with that attitude? i'm your senpai and im going to the border and shoot some invaders, might use some nukes too. They're closing in so I gotta go.

Yandere simulator physical copy
Picture of Yandere-dev
your mom's credit card

^- -- -^(=ↀωↀ=)

JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2020-06-15T00:12:07+00:00

Are ya coding son?

Either way, my mother wants me to help with her bank account.
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What's with the:

Real Blood
Bloody Firearm with your figerprint
A sack filled with a corpse

Hi vinnicci!

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Asphodels_old

18 posts

Joined May 2018

Asphodels_old 2020-06-15T00:32:55+00:00

What are you talking about, officer? I just accidentally shot myself after I bought a sack of tomatoes. Now can I go to the hospital, or am I going to bleed out here?

a child that does not look like you at all.
sleep inducing candy.
a bottle of chloroform.

pick your poison. ⋆

Tateshina Eve

373 posts

Joined September 2017

Tateshina Eve 2020-06-15T16:25:54+00:00

This cute little kid got lost, so I'm taking him home. Some dastardly pests love to flock around my house for some reason. That's why I have the tainted candy and trichloromethane. I've already warned him not to touch those things, so don't you worry, good sir.

I've sighted the following in your possession:

- Eight kilograms' worth of durians;
- Eighty pool cues;
- A briefcase containing cheques amounting to eight hundred thousand dollars.

Drop the act, or you'll drop dead.

JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2020-06-17T03:51:57+00:00

Eight kilograms of durian?.
- Nice smell, sir. Those durians have really strong smell. But, they have a great taste. We call it the king of fruit.

Eighty pool cues?.
- I bring my friends to play snooker for our practice for the competition.

A briefcase worth of money?.
- I have to save it from being stolen and to donate to charity.
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What's with the:.

- Handcuffs.
- Chainsaw.
- A voice recorder that has recorded someone else's voice, crying.

furry hater

927 posts

Joined September 2017

furry hater 2020-06-20T18:19:45+00:00

I'm a weed cutter and a police officer. I also recorded a very sad drama movie yesterday.

Objects:
Some muscular women.
Boxes of Streetwear that's valuable.
Youtuber Merch for 5 year olds.

join my team here | my standard modding queue | taiko modding queue

[LS]PositoniX

634 posts

Joined June 2018

[LS]PositoniX 2020-06-21T02:34:44+00:00

that's my girlfriend, and im that youtuber. we're selling the streetwear for charity and the merch for 5 year olds

uranium
a pistol
a bag

Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,868 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2020-06-21T22:48:22+00:00

This is a 1920's toy...

A too complex machine
White cat
WhiteCat

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,266 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-06-22T00:37:20+00:00

Just WhiteCat with a white cat watching a white cat in a too complex machine which makes white cats and whitecats.

DNA samples of top players.
People submerged in a strange liquid.
A cloning tutorial.

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2020-08-11T14:20:05+00:00

Hey officer, I'm experimenting a new top player.
So yeah...
Nothing weird.

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What's with the:

Knife covered with real blood.
A sack with three big holes, fit for the face.
A leash.

Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,868 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2020-08-11T16:30:17+00:00

I see a murder and I want to give these proofs to the police.

Cookies
Cookiezi
Some things to cooks

JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2020-08-13T10:25:29+00:00

Sir, I think you about cookies too much.
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What's with the:

Tissue.
White sticky liquid.
Syringe.

Meguro

557 posts

Joined June 2017

Meguro 2020-08-13T12:35:52+00:00

Sir, it's not like I'm using drug or something

box

Tablet
A picture of ralsei holding a gun
Bedrock

(人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+ Mashiro Arisaka best girl!

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,266 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-08-13T15:30:31+00:00

I challenge corne to break bedrock in minecraft, I used my tablet to give him the message.

A megaphone.
A "the end is near sign".
A bell.

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,868 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2020-08-13T17:29:03+00:00

I was in a nightclub yesterday...

BOX

Ralsei
A gun
Doritos

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Nuuskamuikkunen

1,266 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-08-13T17:52:38+00:00

Now I challenge corne to break doritos with his gun.

I found you with

A portal gun.
Cake.
Neurotoxins.

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,868 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2020-08-13T18:34:11+00:00

Trying to make the remake of Portal.

I found

Zelzatter Zero
JustABeginner
A wolf

lol

JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2020-08-14T10:21:53+00:00

Yes. You found me, Zel and another wolf. We're trying to hunt for food. Thanks!
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What's with the:

Electric chair.
A note.
A dark room.

Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,868 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2020-08-14T11:39:29+00:00

Testing a liar detector.

You have

USSR flag
Picture of Stalin
ussr_anthem.mp3

Meguro

557 posts

Joined June 2017

Meguro 2020-08-14T12:02:51+00:00

I pay respect to the USSR sir,

A box
Tissue
A picture of your waifu

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(人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+ Mashiro Arisaka best girl!

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,266 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-08-14T15:30:30+00:00

The author of the series in which she was protagonist died without completing it, I'm crying inside a box.

A bottle of wine.
A cup of wine which you have drunk from.
A web browser with the FB account of someone.

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,868 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2020-08-14T17:23:42+00:00

I searched and bought best wines I found I internet

A cat
A cat
A kitten

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z0z

521 posts

Joined February 2018

z0z 2020-08-15T07:58:58+00:00

i'm just delivering them to a animal shelter

you suddenly have:
an axe
severed bloody head
huge blood stains on your top and bottom clothing piece

JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2020-08-16T12:18:08+00:00

Oh, it's for the drama club. I need to practise my act. Pretty good, right?
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What's with the:

- Gun with real bullets.
- Death wish.
- Robber mask.

Lott

269 posts

Joined January 2019

Lott 2020-08-16T13:56:27+00:00

Ah, it's Halloween yesterday and I brought them to scare them (yes, it worked very well!). Please don't think anything bad for me :'(

I saw these in your car's back...

- A tablet with sexy girls
- A laptop
- Some osu! mascot pin sets

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Lapizote

121 posts

Joined January 2016

Lapizote 2020-08-16T14:20:33+00:00

Hey, don't judge me. I make a shit ton of money making these kinds of merchandise and art. also these girls are at least 18 or above, trust me

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A shovel
A jug of bleach
A saw

Q: "Last book that made you cry"
~~A: "University Physics with Modern Physics 15th Edition by Hugh D. Young, Roger A. Freedman"~~
~~A: "Mathematical Methods for Students of Physics and Related Fields 2nd Edition by Sadri Hassani"~~
A: "Optical Microring Resonators by V. Van"

Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,868 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2020-08-16T17:23:19+00:00

I craft myself a toilet.

You have

peppy but tied up
A gun
Money

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,266 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-08-16T22:55:16+00:00

I challenge peppy to use a water gun with his hands tied, I'll give him 100$ if he manages to.

A map with a circle surrounding a kindergarten.
A 100% genuine charged grenade launcher
A walkie-talkie.

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

z0z

521 posts

Joined February 2018

z0z 2020-08-17T06:29:58+00:00

the grenade launcher is made out of chocolate
the kids in the kindergarten will get chocolate
i'm talking to the principal so that the kids can be ready

you have:
your car filled with animals of all kinds(it blocking your point with this many)
some helium tanks
huge bag of nothing

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,266 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-08-18T01:20:59+00:00

I am a vet, the hellium tanks are... you know, for a party. The huge bag of nothing? I'm gonna put all my trash there.

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600 barrels of petroleum. Screw spelling.
A lighter.
A private island.

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"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

vinnicci

318 posts

Joined December 2015

vinnicci 2020-08-18T04:09:05+00:00

This is a Matter Ultra Compressor, as the name suggests this tech can hold massive objects and compresses them in a small space without creating a black hole. I'll spare you the details on how it works, right now I'm transfering these objects as a test, please let me pass.

fur suit
diaper
deviant art account

^- -- -^(=ↀωↀ=)

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,266 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-08-18T04:15:45+00:00

I'm babysitting, the fursuit and the deviantart account are from his elder brother.

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Ammonia.
Sodium hypoclorite.
A toilet.

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

z0z

521 posts

Joined February 2018

z0z 2020-08-18T09:16:21+00:00

i'm just cleaning my toilet with those chemicals

you have:
a bomb
a activated grenade
a box of explosives in the back

ninore

Beatmap Nominator

483 posts

Joined January 2020

ninore 2020-08-18T09:21:23+00:00

Officer, those are all cake. They're delicious. Give them a try.

You have:
classified evidence of the moon landing being faked.

Zelzatter Zero

4,063 posts

Joined October 2016

Zelzatter Zero 2020-08-18T09:45:29+00:00

~~I have permission to bring this for students for military purpose. You can take all activated grenade for the isolation.~~

I'm just collecting some conpiracy theory about it on the web.

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A nuclear rocket.

A nuclear bomb.

A suspicious paper with some kind of plan written on it

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JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2020-08-18T11:49:49+00:00

Yeah, that's a child's drawing over there. We can see a nuclear bomb and all that stuff. A general is planning to take over the world. Welp, you must now help this child before they become the next threat.
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What's with the:

- Fake documents.
- A suitcase worth a lot of money.
- A passport of yourself.

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,266 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-08-18T15:36:34+00:00

z0z wrote:
i'm just cleaning my toilet with those chemicals

They might be common cleaning chemicals, but you cannot mix these two because it releases gaseous hydrochloric acid which is lethal.

OT: I'm a journalist that is traveling and researching about fake documents, of course the money is also false.

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A creeper spawner.
A city.
Sand.

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,868 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2020-08-18T19:53:43+00:00

I play Minecraft

A kid
A children
Free candies

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,266 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-08-18T23:25:17+00:00

Please, this is a birthday party of a friend's son, he asked me to bring candy. What's wrong with that? ~~I just came for the cake anyway.~~

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A pudding that says "DO NOT EAT".
A "sorry" note inside a fridge.
Your face covered in caramel.

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

abraker

Global Moderator

8,355 posts

Joined July 2014

abraker 2020-08-19T04:17:50+00:00

As you can see, officer, the fridge is indeed properly secured.

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1 black bag filled with something to the size of a basketball
phone map app set to drive to an abandoned building
A gallon of gasoline in the trunk

std skin 2021: link | mania skin 2021: (vanilla ver ~ hidden ver)
osu!Skills - Compare your skills in a slightly different way
OT!neus - osu off-topic subforum's very own discord server

Lapizote

121 posts

Joined January 2016

Lapizote 2020-08-19T04:44:24+00:00

Uhhh, I'm going to be playing indoor flaming basketball with the local ghosts.

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Five million dollars.
A pistol with a silencer.
Documents detailing the layout of the White House.

Q: "Last book that made you cry"
~~A: "University Physics with Modern Physics 15th Edition by Hugh D. Young, Roger A. Freedman"~~
~~A: "Mathematical Methods for Students of Physics and Related Fields 2nd Edition by Sadri Hassani"~~
A: "Optical Microring Resonators by V. Van"

abraker

Global Moderator

8,355 posts

Joined July 2014

abraker 2020-08-19T04:49:26+00:00

Oh just what we needed! Officer, how do you want to play a cop role in the movie we are shooting?

A can of coke
A can of pepsi
A bottle of nitric acid

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std skin 2021: link | mania skin 2021: (vanilla ver ~ hidden ver)
osu!Skills - Compare your skills in a slightly different way
OT!neus - osu off-topic subforum's very own discord server

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,266 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-08-19T05:09:50+00:00

I just bought some drinks to enjoy after chemistry class.

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I found you with:

A camera.
A PC with a torrent program open.
A cinema ticket.

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

Hoshimegu Mio

1,110 posts

Joined July 2020

Hoshimegu Mio 2020-08-19T15:07:56+00:00

These are stuff that a friend of mine left on my car. Ask them.

A can of TNT.
A firestarter.
A couple grenades.

Why do humans exist

Lapizote

121 posts

Joined January 2016

Lapizote 2020-08-19T15:17:19+00:00

I'm a demolitions expert, and I legally demolish buildings and stuff. Trust me.

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A creepy stone mask
Some vials of blood
A weird looking golden arrow with a bug engraved on it

Q: "Last book that made you cry"
~~A: "University Physics with Modern Physics 15th Edition by Hugh D. Young, Roger A. Freedman"~~
~~A: "Mathematical Methods for Students of Physics and Related Fields 2nd Edition by Sadri Hassani"~~
A: "Optical Microring Resonators by V. Van"

Hoshimegu Mio

1,110 posts

Joined July 2020

Hoshimegu Mio 2020-08-19T15:21:42+00:00

I'm playing in a horror movie. The "blood" is actually a specially made juice for actors to "choke blood".

A dead corpse with flies all over it.
A blood-stained knife.
A fake ID card.

Why do humans exist

Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,868 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2020-08-20T09:49:17+00:00

A thief tried to stole me with a gun, I shooted him.

osu! cheat
The osu! top 1 trophy
A mouse

z0z

521 posts

Joined February 2018

z0z 2020-08-20T09:59:00+00:00

they're for a showcase about cheating in osu

you:
a large animal that shouldn't fit in your car just chilling in the backseat while watching out for you and sticking its head out of the window
a object capable of causing a servernova that looks like a explosive
huge bag of food for yourself so big it blocks your side window view

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Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,868 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2020-08-20T10:04:32+00:00

I bring my blue whale into the veterinary.

A bloody dead corpse
Oil
Something to create fire

Lapizote

121 posts

Joined January 2016

Lapizote 2020-08-20T10:51:51+00:00

His family wanted him to be cremated, but they couldn't pay for a professional service. So they hired me.

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A paper bag with a severed hand
This suit
A photo of your father

Q: "Last book that made you cry"
~~A: "University Physics with Modern Physics 15th Edition by Hugh D. Young, Roger A. Freedman"~~
~~A: "Mathematical Methods for Students of Physics and Related Fields 2nd Edition by Sadri Hassani"~~
A: "Optical Microring Resonators by V. Van"

Achromalia

347 posts

Joined November 2016

Achromalia 2020-08-20T11:07:29+00:00

the hand? that's just my special shortbread i baked today, you can feel one and take a bite if you want, i've brought plenty. i'm also using 'em as props for my cosplay outing with some friends downtown. ah, yeah, my dad's kind of important to me, so i like to have him around in my travels. with this photo, i carry his memory with me.

- - -

Achromalia wrote:
a profusely bleeding Javan rhinoceros with two arrows stuck in its neck, and one piercing its stomach, all with your fingerprints on them.

a few quivers mostly full of arrows inside a bag with a receipt to your name.

a loaded assault rifle.

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⟳⊥⟲ ∷ left to haunt the earth, in want of form for function ∷ ⟳⊥⟲
⎄␣⎄ ∷ yet to learn its dearth, in wit and soul's conjunction ∷ ⎄␣⎄
∷ ☆ ∷
now playing:
♬ ∷ damifortune - "Starbreaker Heartgazer" ∷ ♬

Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,868 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2020-08-20T11:35:18+00:00

The rhinoceros is a fake, it's for a showcase against the poachin

2 Ralsei but dead
2 wolf furries but dead
2 moderators but dead

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,266 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-08-20T13:46:19+00:00

I traveled 200 years into the future so... eventually it had to happen. Every osu! player is dead with the exception of peppy which trascended.

A 100% no fake alien.
A 4K camera.
A microphone.

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2020-08-20T14:07:22+00:00

We're conducting an experiment of this brave alien who volunteered to be our subject!
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What's with the:

- Contract about planning a civil war.
- Real guns and missle.
- An analysis data about economic crisis.

Hoshimegu Mio

1,110 posts

Joined July 2020

Hoshimegu Mio 2020-08-20T16:18:11+00:00

It's all for the storyline of a game world. The guns and missiles? Those are all broken so they are used in a film related to the game.

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Me (injured)
A dagger with your fingerprints on it
A box full of cash.

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Why do humans exist

Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,868 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2020-08-20T17:04:05+00:00

A thief bless you and stole the money of Yyotta. I see this, and I kill the thief with the dagger.
We gonna go to the hospital.

NUCLEAR NUKE
Gaz bottle
Something to make fire

Hoshimegu Mio

1,110 posts

Joined July 2020

Hoshimegu Mio 2020-08-20T22:10:27+00:00

People in the government are planning a war. I was given permission to transport this stuff.

A plan to blow up the school in full details.
Some bombs.
A few gas masks.

Why do humans exist

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,266 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-08-21T04:30:21+00:00

The bombs are filled with confetti, I'm gonna blow them at the school festival.

The gas masks? They are part of a cosplay.

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A kid crying and pointing at you.
The angry mother of the kid.
A balloon with the kid's name.

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

z0z

521 posts

Joined February 2018

z0z 2020-08-21T07:35:57+00:00

i'm taking them to the hospital, the kid has a stuck arm and the mom is angry because her kid is like that
the balloon is to make the kid feel better

has:
no car doors
6 people in the backseat
front seat full of unknown substances

Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,868 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2020-08-21T14:23:50+00:00

I have just this to drive...

Peppy but dead
Bloody shovel
A tombstone where there is wrote "RIP Peppy -- 19?? - 2020"

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Hoshimegu Mio

1,110 posts

Joined July 2020

Hoshimegu Mio 2020-08-21T14:29:55+00:00

My car is broken. These people came from nowhere, they teleported.

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Again, me, but tied up and has chocolate in my mouth.
Boxes of chocolate far from my maximum reach.
Bombs each with the explosion force of around 10kg TNT.

Why do humans exist

Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,868 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2020-08-21T14:33:48+00:00

I killed some terrorists and pick their bombs and their chocolate. I tied up the last terrorist who ate chocolate.

A catgirl
An alien
Secret ultimate weapon

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Hoshimegu Mio

1,110 posts

Joined July 2020

Hoshimegu Mio 2020-08-21T14:37:22+00:00

The real me is here. That one is fake. She is planning terrorist attacks so I must kill her using chocolate. I have legal permission to do this.

A dead officer.
Another dead officer.
A gun with your fingerprints on it.

Why do humans exist

Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,868 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2020-08-21T14:39:50+00:00

They tried to arrest me and kill me for having a gun...

A loli
Some 18+ stuff
A bed

Hoshimegu Mio

1,110 posts

Joined July 2020

Hoshimegu Mio 2020-08-21T14:42:10+00:00

Those two officers sacrificed on a mission. I must take them so they can rest in peace. That gun there is just a present from my friend.

A giant machine of some sort.
Gears made out of ivory.
Stacks of ivory.

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Why do humans exist

JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2020-08-30T13:53:55+00:00

We're doing an experiment to have an ivory colour with ivory.
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What's With The:

- Revival Card.
- A chainsaw.
- A future stated I'm going to die.

Meguro

557 posts

Joined June 2017

Meguro 2020-08-30T16:48:07+00:00

I'm going to die

- TODOKETE
- TODOKETE
- TODOKETE

(人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+ Mashiro Arisaka best girl!

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,266 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-08-30T17:30:03+00:00

SETSUNASA NI WA.

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A "Nico nico ni" tutorial.
A nico cosplay with your name.
An anime convention ticket. Let's assume there's no COVID

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"

Numbers

Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,868 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2020-08-30T18:13:29+00:00

Gonna into a convention

Wood
Stone
Metal

Hoshimegu Mio

1,110 posts

Joined July 2020

Hoshimegu Mio 2020-08-30T21:20:14+00:00

We were supposed to send these to the construction site.

Grass
Grass
Grass

Why do humans exist

JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2020-08-31T06:27:29+00:00

Make my place go green!
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What's With The:

- Mascot
- Firearm
- Toolkit

z0z

521 posts

Joined February 2018

z0z 2020-08-31T07:04:58+00:00

i'm making a original character!
all these items will be part of this oc

you have:
no roof and doors locked
car flooded with water
a lot of dead bodies piling up above the water

JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2020-08-31T12:37:47+00:00

It's for my aquarium.
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What's With The:

- Real Heart
- A knife
- A suitcase worth with real money

Hoshimegu Mio

1,110 posts

Joined July 2020

Hoshimegu Mio 2020-08-31T12:39:18+00:00

A flood happened. Those were the unfortunate ones that didn't make it.

Some amino acid samples.
A weird machine that is labeled "Protein maker 27987".
A dead person.

Why do humans exist

JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2020-08-31T12:50:45+00:00

Someone is trying to commit a suicide mission by pretending that person is having a protein shaker.
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What's With The:

- H2O2
- A dead person
- A bartender that suspects to be a culprit

Hoshimegu Mio

1,110 posts

Joined July 2020

Hoshimegu Mio 2020-08-31T12:57:32+00:00

That guy just happened to be a failure on chemistry. He tried to show how good he is. The chemist on the other table asked for H2O so he decided to go with H2O too. But then the bartender thought he was asking for hydrogen peroxide so that guy died from drinking it.

A bag of illegal drugs.
Another bag of illegal drugs.
A suitcase.

Why do humans exist

z0z

521 posts

Joined February 2018

z0z 2020-09-01T05:49:06+00:00

i'm finding a place to dispose of these bags, i'm taking my suitcase with me to work

you have:
too many children
a bag full of... things
some strange half-full food container

Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,868 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2020-09-01T07:57:21+00:00

I drive a scholar bus to the mountain, they will rest during 1 week.

A gun
A demon
The Death

Hoshimegu Mio

1,110 posts

Joined July 2020

Hoshimegu Mio 2020-09-01T09:11:09+00:00

Those are my henchmen. They work for me and I sometimes consume them. That's all. The gun is a present from a friend of mine.

A clip of you trying to ***** me.
A portal.
The grim reaper lying dead.

Why do humans exist

JustABeginner

1,283 posts

Joined December 2016

JustABeginner 2020-09-01T14:58:35+00:00

YyottaCat wrote:
The chemist on the other table asked for H2O so he decided to go with H2O too.

I see you get the joke too. ;3
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Yeah, I went to a portal to end the Grim Reaper's life because it just made a video looks like me trying to UwU you.
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What's With The:

- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork
- Paperwork

Hoshimegu Mio

1,110 posts

Joined July 2020

Hoshimegu Mio 2020-09-01T21:17:59+00:00

Those are some important files for work.

A bottle of KCN.
A bottle of NaCN.
A dead body that got poisoned to death about 5 minutes ago.

Why do humans exist

Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,868 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2020-09-02T22:02:53+00:00

I'm going to deliver these chemical componants to the a-braker laboratory. The dead person just have eaten a tacos but from 1977...

A demon
A demon
A demon

Hoshimegu Mio

1,110 posts

Joined July 2020

Hoshimegu Mio 2020-09-02T22:13:16+00:00

What do you expect? I'm the leader of hell.

A vicious plant.
A broken LED.
A half-rot human head.

Why do humans exist

z0z

521 posts

Joined February 2018

z0z 2020-09-03T07:39:11+00:00

the LEDs in my car broke
i'm feeding the head to the plant so i can say to the buyer that the plant has been well-fed

???:
no windows or doors
no roof
no carseats

Lott

269 posts

Joined January 2019

Lott 2020-09-03T10:47:42+00:00

I'm just fixing my car and painting some of the things in it, so I have to take them off.

18+ warning!

Hentai comics
Sex toy
A condom filled with cum.

Here's non-explicit alternate.

A real knife, with blood in it.
A real knife, with real blood in it.
A real knife, with real blood in it and it's a killing knife.

Hoshimegu Mio

1,110 posts

Joined July 2020

Hoshimegu Mio 2020-09-03T11:52:52+00:00

Ehh, you know. I kill other demons for food. I'm the cutest demonoid aren't I? The taste of it is nice. Do you want some? I can give you some if you want!

A patient with a fracture on the tibia.
A heart-scooper.
A necromancy book.

Why do humans exist

Corne2Plum3

Global Moderator

1,868 posts

Joined November 2019

Corne2Plum3 2020-09-03T13:52:03+00:00

I gonna deliver a doctor object and this fan of Death Note in the hospital...

A blue whale
An orca
A dolphin

ninore

Beatmap Nominator

483 posts

Joined January 2020

ninore 2020-09-03T16:26:09+00:00

Officer, those are cake. they are all actually chocolate cake.

Officer, you are cake aswell.

a loli
another loli
and another loli

Hoshimegu Mio

1,110 posts

Joined July 2020

Hoshimegu Mio 2020-09-03T22:07:43+00:00

They are my friends. Isn't that obvious? They can't drive though.

A cooked pangolin.
A cooked... human.
An invitation to hell.

Why do humans exist

z0z

521 posts

Joined February 2018

z0z 2020-09-04T08:16:43+00:00

i'm bring the human to a club called "hell", i'm also delivering the pangolin to the club

what?:
an alcohol that fills up your whole car
a lighter
a child

Hoshimegu Mio

1,110 posts

Joined July 2020

Hoshimegu Mio 2020-09-04T10:30:05+00:00

We're immune to it. We just wanted to scare the human beings.

A human skull.
A book of necromancy.
Some mandrake.

Why do humans exist

Nuuskamuikkunen

1,266 posts

Joined March 2013

Nuuskamuikkunen 2020-09-06T21:30:31+00:00

That's just Achromalia posting in Thread necromancy with a mandrake.

A folder that says "nudes"
An Imgur account.
A camera.

"Ha-ha Oroka desu ne"