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Officer, I Can Explain!

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JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Several death threats?
- I'm sorry, it was made back in April Fool's Day.
Assorted medications?
- I found them at the valley and wanted to report to the officer. Here.
A rifle?
- Ooh, a water rifle, right?

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What's with the:-
Chainsaw
A poster that dealt with anti-environmental awareness
Rifle, for real this time
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
For the chainsaw and the rifle, there are fake (I bought these in the Toy Store)

Objects:
- Your brother
- Your sister
- Your mom
furry hater
927 posts
Joined September 2017
furry hater
Officer, My family are a bunch of weirdos and they like to sit in that side of the car.

Objects:

10,000 copies for soulja boy - crank dat
A gaming pc
potato
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
I am an official distributor, I also bought my PC with my savings.

But I can't explain myself why is there a potato? D:


Several Samsung Galaxy Note 7
A boarding ticket
Duolingo app
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
sorry no hablo espanol soy gringo

tissue box
jergen's daily moisture lotion
an R18 doujinshi
Zelzatter Zero
4,063 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
My friend told me to bring this to him. Ask him, not me ;-;


A male wolf laying down in pain.
Suspicious white liqiud comes from his bottom.
Some tissue boxes.
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
I think you mistakenly see as a dead man with blood al over the floor with white sheets covered him???

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What's with the:
- A bouquet of roses that has thorns
- A Teddy bear with a secret camera
- A box of chocolate with a firearm
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
Of course, roses have thorns.
That secret camera is a surprise, I'll tell the person to look inside the bear.
And that firearm is made of chocolate.

Cyanide.
Lots of plates of food.
An unconscious taster.
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Cyanide, lots of plates of food and unconscious taster?
- I'm testing a subject so that there will be no more food poisoning in the future.

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What's with the:
- A tape with pleasure sounds
- Rohypnol
- A footage of you dragging a dead body in the cemetery
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
oh that's just me moving a realistic scarecrow to scare off the crows and the rohypnol is for my friend to help him and the tape with the sounds is for me for later

you have:
knife covered in blood, a dead bloody body, a ton of sand in a bag
Asphiee
1,458 posts
Joined January 2020
Asphiee
I'm on my way for the shoot and these are just materials for the scene, officer I would appreciate it if you'd let me be on my way coz I'm getting late.

What's with the

Pedophile's magazine
A picture of a loli
and some sleeping pills
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Pedophile's magazine?
- I need to catch the pedophile.

A picture of loli?
- Yes, I took a picture with me and my lollipop.

Sleeping pills?
- I have insomnia.

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What's with the:
- Half naked wolf man
- Bottles filled with white liquid which seems are not milk
- A Tranquilizer
Zelzatter Zero
4,063 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
Half naked wolf man? That's my own doll for our theatre project.

A bottle with white liqid which is not milk? Ah yes it's glue, to attach things of course.


A tranqilizer? Some members are in pain whilst working on this project, you know.

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Lots of pictures of 9-year-old children.
A camera.
Lots of presents.
Asphiee
1,458 posts
Joined January 2020
Asphiee
Really!? Officer? You look at me like i'm pedo, hell no. Those picture are students from a school, im a photographer. Uh, yeah just used that to take photos earlier im on my way home now. The presents are for the kids at the orphanage, i do charity work. my friend here could vouch right...but hey why do you have these in your trunk..?

Muriatic acid
A picture of your asshole boss
And a hunting knife
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Muruatic acid?
- I'm using as a detergent to clean the bathroom walls.
The picture of an a$$hole?
- That's a curtain.
A hunting knife?
- For my survival kit.
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What's with the:
- Submissive wolf
- Botulinum
- Condoms
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
That's just you (or zelzatter, either) in a lab researching the reactions that Clostridium botilinum has with latex condoms.

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A hammer.
Several corpses.
A meat mincer.
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Tateshina Eve
373 posts
Joined September 2017
Tateshina Eve
Oh, good evening, sir! I'm the gravedigger. You don't recognise me? That should explain these unfortunate ones and the hammer. About the mincer, I was just stopping for lunch.

Hey, you! Stop right there! I see these things with you:

- A .50 caliber machine gun loaded with live bullets;
- Twelve metres of paracord;
- Large samples of uranium-235 and mercury.

What are you up to?! Spit it out now, you've got ten seconds.
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
what's with that attitude? i'm your senpai and im going to the border and shoot some invaders, might use some nukes too. They're closing in so I gotta go.


Yandere simulator physical copy
Picture of Yandere-dev
your mom's credit card
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Are ya coding son?

Either way, my mother wants me to help with her bank account.
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What's with the:
Real Blood
Bloody Firearm with your figerprint
A sack filled with a corpse

Hi vinnicci!
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Asphodels_old
18 posts
Joined May 2018
Asphodels_old
What are you talking about, officer? I just accidentally shot myself after I bought a sack of tomatoes. Now can I go to the hospital, or am I going to bleed out here?

  1. a child that does not look like you at all.
  2. sleep inducing candy.
  3. a bottle of chloroform.
Tateshina Eve
373 posts
Joined September 2017
Tateshina Eve
This cute little kid got lost, so I'm taking him home. Some dastardly pests love to flock around my house for some reason. That's why I have the tainted candy and trichloromethane. I've already warned him not to touch those things, so don't you worry, good sir.

I've sighted the following in your possession:

- Eight kilograms' worth of durians;
- Eighty pool cues;
- A briefcase containing cheques amounting to eight hundred thousand dollars.

Drop the act, or you'll drop dead.
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Eight kilograms of durian?.
- Nice smell, sir. Those durians have really strong smell. But, they have a great taste. We call it the king of fruit.

Eighty pool cues?.
- I bring my friends to play snooker for our practice for the competition.

A briefcase worth of money?.
- I have to save it from being stolen and to donate to charity.
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What's with the:.
- Handcuffs.
- Chainsaw.
- A voice recorder that has recorded someone else's voice, crying.
furry hater
927 posts
Joined September 2017
furry hater
I'm a weed cutter and a police officer. I also recorded a very sad drama movie yesterday.

Objects:
Some muscular women.
Boxes of Streetwear that's valuable.
Youtuber Merch for 5 year olds.
[LS]PositoniX
634 posts
Joined June 2018
[LS]PositoniX
that's my girlfriend, and im that youtuber. we're selling the streetwear for charity and the merch for 5 year olds

uranium
a pistol
a bag
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
This is a 1920's toy...

A too complex machine
White cat
WhiteCat
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
Just WhiteCat with a white cat watching a white cat in a too complex machine which makes white cats and whitecats.


DNA samples of top players.
People submerged in a strange liquid.
A cloning tutorial.
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Hey officer, I'm experimenting a new top player.
So yeah...
Nothing weird.

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What's with the:
Knife covered with real blood.
A sack with three big holes, fit for the face.
A leash.
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
I see a murder and I want to give these proofs to the police.


Cookies
Cookiezi
Some things to cooks
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Sir, I think you about cookies too much.
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What's with the:
Tissue.
White sticky liquid.
Syringe.
Meguro
557 posts
Joined June 2017
Meguro
Sir, it's not like I'm using drug or something

box
Tablet
A picture of ralsei holding a gun
Bedrock
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
I challenge corne to break bedrock in minecraft, I used my tablet to give him the message.

A megaphone.
A "the end is near sign".
A bell.
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
I was in a nightclub yesterday...

BOX
  1. Ralsei
  2. A gun
  3. Doritos
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Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
Now I challenge corne to break doritos with his gun.

I found you with
A portal gun.
Cake.
Neurotoxins.
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
Trying to make the remake of Portal.

I found
  1. Zelzatter Zero
  2. JustABeginner
  3. A wolf
lol
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Yes. You found me, Zel and another wolf. We're trying to hunt for food. Thanks!
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What's with the:
Electric chair.
A note.
A dark room.
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
Testing a liar detector.

You have
  1. USSR flag
  2. Picture of Stalin
  3. ussr_anthem.mp3
Meguro
557 posts
Joined June 2017
Meguro
I pay respect to the USSR sir,

  1. A box
  2. Tissue
  3. A picture of your waifu
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Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
The author of the series in which she was protagonist died without completing it, I'm crying inside a box.

A bottle of wine.
A cup of wine which you have drunk from.
A web browser with the FB account of someone.
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
I searched and bought best wines I found I internet

  1. A cat
  2. A cat
  3. A kitten
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z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
i'm just delivering them to a animal shelter

you suddenly have:
an axe
severed bloody head
huge blood stains on your top and bottom clothing piece
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Oh, it's for the drama club. I need to practise my act. Pretty good, right?
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What's with the:
- Gun with real bullets.
- Death wish.
- Robber mask.
Lott
269 posts
Joined January 2019
Lott
Ah, it's Halloween yesterday and I brought them to scare them (yes, it worked very well!). Please don't think anything bad for me :'(

I saw these in your car's back...
- A tablet with sexy girls
- A laptop
- Some osu! mascot pin sets
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Lapizote
121 posts
Joined January 2016
Lapizote
Hey, don't judge me. I make a shit ton of money making these kinds of merchandise and art. also these girls are at least 18 or above, trust me

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A shovel
A jug of bleach
A saw
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
I craft myself a toilet.

You have
  1. peppy but tied up
  2. A gun
  3. Money
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
I challenge peppy to use a water gun with his hands tied, I'll give him 100$ if he manages to.

A map with a circle surrounding a kindergarten.
A 100% genuine charged grenade launcher
A walkie-talkie.
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
the grenade launcher is made out of chocolate
the kids in the kindergarten will get chocolate
i'm talking to the principal so that the kids can be ready

you have:
your car filled with animals of all kinds(it blocking your point with this many)
some helium tanks
huge bag of nothing
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
I am a vet, the hellium tanks are... you know, for a party. The huge bag of nothing? I'm gonna put all my trash there.

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600 barrels of petroleum. Screw spelling.
A lighter.
A private island.
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vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
This is a Matter Ultra Compressor, as the name suggests this tech can hold massive objects and compresses them in a small space without creating a black hole. I'll spare you the details on how it works, right now I'm transfering these objects as a test, please let me pass.


fur suit
diaper
deviant art account
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
I'm babysitting, the fursuit and the deviantart account are from his elder brother.

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Ammonia.
Sodium hypoclorite.
A toilet.
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
i'm just cleaning my toilet with those chemicals

you have:
a bomb
a activated grenade
a box of explosives in the back
ninore
Beatmap Nominator
483 posts
Joined January 2020
ninore
Officer, those are all cake. They're delicious. Give them a try.

You have:
classified evidence of the moon landing being faked.
Zelzatter Zero
4,063 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
I have permission to bring this for students for military purpose. You can take all activated grenade for the isolation.

I'm just collecting some conpiracy theory about it on the web.

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A nuclear rocket.

A nuclear bomb.

A suspicious paper with some kind of plan written on it
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JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Yeah, that's a child's drawing over there. We can see a nuclear bomb and all that stuff. A general is planning to take over the world. Welp, you must now help this child before they become the next threat.
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What's with the:
- Fake documents.
- A suitcase worth a lot of money.
- A passport of yourself.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen

z0z wrote:

i'm just cleaning my toilet with those chemicals
They might be common cleaning chemicals, but you cannot mix these two because it releases gaseous hydrochloric acid which is lethal.

OT: I'm a journalist that is traveling and researching about fake documents, of course the money is also false.

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A creeper spawner.
A city.
Sand.
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
I play Minecraft

  1. A kid
  2. A children
  3. Free candies
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
Please, this is a birthday party of a friend's son, he asked me to bring candy. What's wrong with that? I just came for the cake anyway.

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A pudding that says "DO NOT EAT".
A "sorry" note inside a fridge.
Your face covered in caramel.
abraker
Global Moderator
8,355 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
As you can see, officer, the fridge is indeed properly secured.

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1 black bag filled with something to the size of a basketball
phone map app set to drive to an abandoned building
A gallon of gasoline in the trunk
Lapizote
121 posts
Joined January 2016
Lapizote
Uhhh, I'm going to be playing indoor flaming basketball with the local ghosts.

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Five million dollars.
A pistol with a silencer.
Documents detailing the layout of the White House.
abraker
Global Moderator
8,355 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
Oh just what we needed! Officer, how do you want to play a cop role in the movie we are shooting?

A can of coke
A can of pepsi
A bottle of nitric acid
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Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
I just bought some drinks to enjoy after chemistry class.

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I found you with:

A camera.
A PC with a torrent program open.
A cinema ticket.
Hoshimegu Mio
1,110 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio
These are stuff that a friend of mine left on my car. Ask them.

A can of TNT.
A firestarter.
A couple grenades.
Lapizote
121 posts
Joined January 2016
Lapizote
I'm a demolitions expert, and I legally demolish buildings and stuff. Trust me.

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A creepy stone mask
Some vials of blood
A weird looking golden arrow with a bug engraved on it
Hoshimegu Mio
1,110 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio
I'm playing in a horror movie. The "blood" is actually a specially made juice for actors to "choke blood".

A dead corpse with flies all over it.
A blood-stained knife.
A fake ID card.
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
A thief tried to stole me with a gun, I shooted him.

  1. osu! cheat
  2. The osu! top 1 trophy
  3. A mouse
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
they're for a showcase about cheating in osu

you:
a large animal that shouldn't fit in your car just chilling in the backseat while watching out for you and sticking its head out of the window
a object capable of causing a servernova that looks like a explosive
huge bag of food for yourself so big it blocks your side window view
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Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
I bring my blue whale into the veterinary.

  1. A bloody dead corpse
  2. Oil
  3. Something to create fire
Lapizote
121 posts
Joined January 2016
Lapizote
His family wanted him to be cremated, but they couldn't pay for a professional service. So they hired me.

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A paper bag with a severed hand
This suit
A photo of your father
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
the hand? that's just my special shortbread i baked today, you can feel one and take a bite if you want, i've brought plenty. i'm also using 'em as props for my cosplay outing with some friends downtown. ah, yeah, my dad's kind of important to me, so i like to have him around in my travels. with this photo, i carry his memory with me.

- - -

Achromalia wrote:

a profusely bleeding Javan rhinoceros with two arrows stuck in its neck, and one piercing its stomach, all with your fingerprints on them.

a few quivers mostly full of arrows inside a bag with a receipt to your name.

a loaded assault rifle.
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Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
The rhinoceros is a fake, it's for a showcase against the poachin
  1. 2 Ralsei but dead
  2. 2 wolf furries but dead
  3. 2 moderators but dead
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
I traveled 200 years into the future so... eventually it had to happen. Every osu! player is dead with the exception of peppy which trascended.

A 100% no fake alien.
A 4K camera.
A microphone.
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
We're conducting an experiment of this brave alien who volunteered to be our subject!
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What's with the:
- Contract about planning a civil war.
- Real guns and missle.
- An analysis data about economic crisis.
Hoshimegu Mio
1,110 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio
It's all for the storyline of a game world. The guns and missiles? Those are all broken so they are used in a film related to the game.

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Me (injured)
A dagger with your fingerprints on it
A box full of cash.
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Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
A thief bless you and stole the money of Yyotta. I see this, and I kill the thief with the dagger.
We gonna go to the hospital.

  1. NUCLEAR NUKE
  2. Gaz bottle
  3. Something to make fire
Hoshimegu Mio
1,110 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio
People in the government are planning a war. I was given permission to transport this stuff.

A plan to blow up the school in full details.
Some bombs.
A few gas masks.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
The bombs are filled with confetti, I'm gonna blow them at the school festival.

The gas masks? They are part of a cosplay.

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A kid crying and pointing at you.
The angry mother of the kid.
A balloon with the kid's name.
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
i'm taking them to the hospital, the kid has a stuck arm and the mom is angry because her kid is like that
the balloon is to make the kid feel better

has:
no car doors
6 people in the backseat
front seat full of unknown substances
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
I have just this to drive...

  1. Peppy but dead
  2. Bloody shovel
  3. A tombstone where there is wrote "RIP Peppy -- 19?? - 2020"
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Hoshimegu Mio
1,110 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio
My car is broken. These people came from nowhere, they teleported.

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Again, me, but tied up and has chocolate in my mouth.
Boxes of chocolate far from my maximum reach.
Bombs each with the explosion force of around 10kg TNT.
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
I killed some terrorists and pick their bombs and their chocolate. I tied up the last terrorist who ate chocolate.

  1. A catgirl
  2. An alien
  3. Secret ultimate weapon
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Hoshimegu Mio
1,110 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio
The real me is here. That one is fake. She is planning terrorist attacks so I must kill her using chocolate. I have legal permission to do this.

A dead officer.
Another dead officer.
A gun with your fingerprints on it.
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
They tried to arrest me and kill me for having a gun...

  1. A loli
  2. Some 18+ stuff
  3. A bed
Hoshimegu Mio
1,110 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio
Those two officers sacrificed on a mission. I must take them so they can rest in peace. That gun there is just a present from my friend.

A giant machine of some sort.
Gears made out of ivory.
Stacks of ivory.
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JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
We're doing an experiment to have an ivory colour with ivory.
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What's With The:
- Revival Card.
- A chainsaw.
- A future stated I'm going to die.
Meguro
557 posts
Joined June 2017
Meguro
I'm going to die

- TODOKETE
- TODOKETE
- TODOKETE
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
SETSUNASA NI WA.

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A "Nico nico ni" tutorial.
A nico cosplay with your name.
An anime convention ticket. Let's assume there's no COVID
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
Gonna into a convention

  1. Wood
  2. Stone
  3. Metal
Hoshimegu Mio
1,110 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio
We were supposed to send these to the construction site.

Grass
Grass
Grass
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Make my place go green!
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What's With The:
- Mascot
- Firearm
- Toolkit
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
i'm making a original character!
all these items will be part of this oc

you have:
no roof and doors locked
car flooded with water
a lot of dead bodies piling up above the water
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
It's for my aquarium.
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What's With The:
- Real Heart
- A knife
- A suitcase worth with real money
Hoshimegu Mio
1,110 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio
A flood happened. Those were the unfortunate ones that didn't make it.

Some amino acid samples.
A weird machine that is labeled "Protein maker 27987".
A dead person.
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Someone is trying to commit a suicide mission by pretending that person is having a protein shaker.
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What's With The:
- H2O2
- A dead person
- A bartender that suspects to be a culprit
Hoshimegu Mio
1,110 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio
That guy just happened to be a failure on chemistry. He tried to show how good he is. The chemist on the other table asked for H2O so he decided to go with H2O too. But then the bartender thought he was asking for hydrogen peroxide so that guy died from drinking it.

A bag of illegal drugs.
Another bag of illegal drugs.
A suitcase.
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
i'm finding a place to dispose of these bags, i'm taking my suitcase with me to work

you have:
too many children
a bag full of... things
some strange half-full food container
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
I drive a scholar bus to the mountain, they will rest during 1 week.

  1. A gun
  2. A demon
  3. The Death
Hoshimegu Mio
1,110 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio
Those are my henchmen. They work for me and I sometimes consume them. That's all. The gun is a present from a friend of mine.

A clip of you trying to ***** me.
A portal.
The grim reaper lying dead.
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner

YyottaCat wrote:

The chemist on the other table asked for H2O so he decided to go with H2O too.
I see you get the joke too. ;3
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Yeah, I went to a portal to end the Grim Reaper's life because it just made a video looks like me trying to UwU you.
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What's With The:
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Hoshimegu Mio
1,110 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio
Those are some important files for work.

A bottle of KCN.
A bottle of NaCN.
A dead body that got poisoned to death about 5 minutes ago.
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
I'm going to deliver these chemical componants to the a-braker laboratory. The dead person just have eaten a tacos but from 1977...

  1. A demon
  2. A demon
  3. A demon
Hoshimegu Mio
1,110 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio
What do you expect? I'm the leader of hell.

A vicious plant.
A broken LED.
A half-rot human head.
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