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Tad Fibonacci
112 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
You see, this is my daughter. I've just picked her up from school and we're on our way home.
The pills are for my research.
I am a Doctor tasked with the medical research of Methyl​enedioxy​methamphetamine.
With the supervision from an expert and with enough research and preparations, Methyl​enedioxy​methamphetamine pills may assist in treating severe, treatment-resistant post traumatic stress disorders.

And for those white powders, they're baking soda and flour. We also have milk, eggs, sugar and chocolate.
I was planning to bake a cake for my daughter's birthday.

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Used child undergarments.
Lube.
Children's clothes.
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vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
I do laundry.
The lube? Oh i use it to remove tougher stains

A pirated copy of Skyrim
A pirated copy fallout 76
A picture of Todd Howard
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
I'm a bethesda worker, the boss told me to program some anti-piracy code. I admire Todd so much that I had to print his photo as a daily motivation.

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A camcorder.
The blueprints of a school.
A car filled with explosives and weapons.
Nate Bait
156 posts
Joined April 2017
Nate Bait
"Oh, I'm a construction worker. We plan on demolishing an old facility to build a new school.

Speaking of which, my son has a video project for his theatre class. Yes, the weapons are fake."

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> A rope
> A folded paper
> A family photo
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
I was about to hang the rope in a tree, and then tie it to a tire, the family photo is because I'm faraway from them, so I wrote a letter and then fold it. I miss them, and as they don't know how to use internet, this is the only way I could communcate with them.

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A couch.
Several brazzers employees.
Three porn actors.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
poor lads and gals had to move to higher ground. one moment, we're having a family reunion, and the next, everything is flooded. we tried to take what furniture we could into this little truck, but... there's probably nothing left back there. can you help us find a shelter around here?

- - -

a profusely bleeding Javan rhinoceros with two arrows stuck in its neck, and one piercing its stomach, all with your fingerprints on them.

a few quivers mostly full of arrows inside a bag with a receipt to your name.

a loaded assault rifle.
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Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
OF COURSE I AM TRYING TO HEAL IT! About the quivers and the rifle, the hunter fled and left its weapons in there. That receipt if you read it well it's a supermarket receipt, I do groceries like any other person.

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Chloroform.
An unconscious person.
Contraceptives.
KnightPerfect
7 posts
Joined September 2019
KnightPerfect

eblf2013 wrote:

OF COURSE I AM TRYING TO HEAL IT! About the quivers and the rifle, the hunter fled and left its weapons in there. That receipt if you read it well it's a supermarket receipt, I do groceries like any other person.

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Chloroform.
An unconscious person.
Contraceptives.

Well...er...uhm...we never met, ok?

A person holding a sign in an foreign language.
ID card´s
Cash
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
Normal persons in a protest, proud of their country by showing their ID cards, of course they need some cash to go back home.

A false passport with your photo.
300.000$
A recording that tells you a mission.
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
A false passport with my photo?
- Just in case someone tries to steal my passport.

300,000$?
- There's a mission that I need to do that has been recorded.

A recording that tells me a mission?
- Yeah, it tells me to donate money to the needy such as the home for handicapped and homeless shelter.

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I'm reviving this game?
What's with the:-
Explosive bombs
Firearm
That... bear mascot???
[LS]PositoniX
634 posts
Joined June 2018
[LS]PositoniX
first of all, thank you for reviving this,

second:

why, im glad you asked. well, im kind of a cop myself. i recently just broke into a terrorist camp and jailed all of them. they had the explosives and firearms. as for the bear mascot... dont worry about that one

anyway, what's with:
the lighter fluid
that ligher
and the gunpowder????
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
That bear mascot is my kid's teddy bear, also the firearm is a toy.

The explosives? These aren't these kind of explosives, these are fireworks I bought.


I work at a garbage dumpster and I was told to get rid of the trash as fast as possible so...

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A folder full of nudes
A computer connected to several hidden cameras
Someone asking you for more in the chat
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abraker
Global Moderator
8,355 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
"Sir, do you know who the heck you just pulled over? I'm this close from cracking this case wide open, and if I don't hurry this creep is going slip past us right when we have him where we want him to be."

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A violin case
White gloves
Pair of shades
[LS]PositoniX
634 posts
Joined June 2018
[LS]PositoniX

abraker wrote:

"Sir, do you know who the heck you just pulled over? I'm this close from cracking this case wide open, and if I don't hurry this creep is going slip past us right when we have him where we want him to be."

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A violin case
White gloves
Pair of shades
goth funeral

a cracked phone
an empty briefcase
a bag with a powdery thing
Zelzatter Zero
4,063 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
I've just dropped my phone dude. Also I always bring this briefcase all along everyday and that powder is just baking soda.
...


A bloody knife.
Your hand with some suspicious red liqid.
A fishy smell coming from you.
rosewaters
31 posts
Joined December 2019
rosewaters
just went fishing. i used the knife to cut the fishing line, because it got stuck, and i didn't want to just leave my fishing rod there.
that red stuff? oh, i must have accidentally cut my hand when cutting the fishing line.

lots of glass bottles,
a pole, sharp at the end,
2 big black bags.
Hydreigon
274 posts
Joined February 2020
Hydreigon
Just recycling some glass bottles so i can use them for stuff like art or designing. Well for the pole i was gonna use it for my next cool art project with the bottles! and for the bags, well its for carrying all these bottles.
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Lots of pictures of the same person
Binoculars
A gun with a silencer
Zelzatter Zero
4,063 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
They're just drawings of my friends.

We're currently in vacation so I brought binoculars to see stuffs far away.

That gun is a toy, obviously.




Some condoms.
A suspicious white liquid on your shirt.
A rope.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
I was doing laundry and I accidentally spilled some detergent on me, of course the rope is there to hang my clothes.
About the condoms, I am doing an AIDS prevention campaign.

Human organs.
Price tags.
Several testimonials of kidnapping.
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Human organs?
- Yes, I'm a surgeon. I do transplant to save patients' lives.

Price tags?
- Do you mean my groceries that I've just bought?

Several testimonials of kidnapping?
- I think you read it wrong, it's several testimonials of kids taking a nap.

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What's with the:-
  1. Chainsaw?
  1. Gas Mask?
  1. The puppy in the cage?
Zelzatter Zero
4,063 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
They're for a play in my school.


Red liquid in your clothes, hands and your mouth.
Human organs.
A skull. Real skull.
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Red liquid in my clothes, hands and my mouth; human organs?
- Preparation for Halloween.

A real skull?
- I couldn't find a skull so I've decided to steal a real skull from Disneyland.

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What's with the:-
Fake police badge and uniforms
A huge female doll
The names in the book that were written are dead, what a coincidence.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
They were my grandparents that have died years ago. Of course, the fake police badges and uniforms, as well as the doll are part of a teathre play.

A voodoo doll.
A campfire.
A spellbook.
Zelzatter Zero
4,063 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
They're also for a play in Halloween. ;w;


A man with a collar and muzzle on him.
Suspicious white liqid on both your and his body/clothes.
A bit of leather BDSM suit can be seen under your clothes.
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
A man with a collar and muzzle?
- We're both weird. He wants to be my pet.

Suspicious white liquid on us?
- We went to the barn and steal cow's milk to sell for a living.

BDSM suit under my clothes?
- It's my pyjama. And it's not what you think it is because it keeps me warm at night.

What's with the:-
A man in a dog mascot that has a leash
Pictures of both of you
An unusual chamber
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
That unusual chamber is a TV studio, we were doing a TV commercial and of course he had to put on that costume and we had to take photos.

1 poisoned cookie.
Real cookies.
A bowl containing these cookies.
[LS]PositoniX
634 posts
Joined June 2018
[LS]PositoniX
it's not poisoned, it's just overcooked

lighter fluid
batteries
explosives
rosewaters
31 posts
Joined December 2019
rosewaters
simple, i'm doing a science experiment for school.

baseball bats (more than one).
some strange liquid spilt all over the back of your car.
a white sheet.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
Damnit, there has been an oil leakage in my car, now how do I take these baseball bats to the stadium?
Guess I will sleep here meanwhile, it was a good idea to bring this white sheet.

Several death threats.
Assorted medications.
A rifle.
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Several death threats?
- I'm sorry, it was made back in April Fool's Day.
Assorted medications?
- I found them at the valley and wanted to report to the officer. Here.
A rifle?
- Ooh, a water rifle, right?

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What's with the:-
Chainsaw
A poster that dealt with anti-environmental awareness
Rifle, for real this time
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
For the chainsaw and the rifle, there are fake (I bought these in the Toy Store)

Objects:
- Your brother
- Your sister
- Your mom
furry hater
927 posts
Joined September 2017
furry hater
Officer, My family are a bunch of weirdos and they like to sit in that side of the car.

Objects:

10,000 copies for soulja boy - crank dat
A gaming pc
potato
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
I am an official distributor, I also bought my PC with my savings.

But I can't explain myself why is there a potato? D:


Several Samsung Galaxy Note 7
A boarding ticket
Duolingo app
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
sorry no hablo espanol soy gringo

tissue box
jergen's daily moisture lotion
an R18 doujinshi
Zelzatter Zero
4,063 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
My friend told me to bring this to him. Ask him, not me ;-;


A male wolf laying down in pain.
Suspicious white liqiud comes from his bottom.
Some tissue boxes.
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
I think you mistakenly see as a dead man with blood al over the floor with white sheets covered him???

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What's with the:
- A bouquet of roses that has thorns
- A Teddy bear with a secret camera
- A box of chocolate with a firearm
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
Of course, roses have thorns.
That secret camera is a surprise, I'll tell the person to look inside the bear.
And that firearm is made of chocolate.

Cyanide.
Lots of plates of food.
An unconscious taster.
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Cyanide, lots of plates of food and unconscious taster?
- I'm testing a subject so that there will be no more food poisoning in the future.

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What's with the:
- A tape with pleasure sounds
- Rohypnol
- A footage of you dragging a dead body in the cemetery
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
oh that's just me moving a realistic scarecrow to scare off the crows and the rohypnol is for my friend to help him and the tape with the sounds is for me for later

you have:
knife covered in blood, a dead bloody body, a ton of sand in a bag
Asphiee
1,458 posts
Joined January 2020
Asphiee
I'm on my way for the shoot and these are just materials for the scene, officer I would appreciate it if you'd let me be on my way coz I'm getting late.

What's with the

Pedophile's magazine
A picture of a loli
and some sleeping pills
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Pedophile's magazine?
- I need to catch the pedophile.

A picture of loli?
- Yes, I took a picture with me and my lollipop.

Sleeping pills?
- I have insomnia.

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What's with the:
- Half naked wolf man
- Bottles filled with white liquid which seems are not milk
- A Tranquilizer
Zelzatter Zero
4,063 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
Half naked wolf man? That's my own doll for our theatre project.

A bottle with white liqid which is not milk? Ah yes it's glue, to attach things of course.


A tranqilizer? Some members are in pain whilst working on this project, you know.

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Lots of pictures of 9-year-old children.
A camera.
Lots of presents.
Asphiee
1,458 posts
Joined January 2020
Asphiee
Really!? Officer? You look at me like i'm pedo, hell no. Those picture are students from a school, im a photographer. Uh, yeah just used that to take photos earlier im on my way home now. The presents are for the kids at the orphanage, i do charity work. my friend here could vouch right...but hey why do you have these in your trunk..?

Muriatic acid
A picture of your asshole boss
And a hunting knife
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Muruatic acid?
- I'm using as a detergent to clean the bathroom walls.
The picture of an a$$hole?
- That's a curtain.
A hunting knife?
- For my survival kit.
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What's with the:
- Submissive wolf
- Botulinum
- Condoms
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
That's just you (or zelzatter, either) in a lab researching the reactions that Clostridium botilinum has with latex condoms.

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A hammer.
Several corpses.
A meat mincer.
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Tateshina Eve
373 posts
Joined September 2017
Tateshina Eve
Oh, good evening, sir! I'm the gravedigger. You don't recognise me? That should explain these unfortunate ones and the hammer. About the mincer, I was just stopping for lunch.

Hey, you! Stop right there! I see these things with you:

- A .50 caliber machine gun loaded with live bullets;
- Twelve metres of paracord;
- Large samples of uranium-235 and mercury.

What are you up to?! Spit it out now, you've got ten seconds.
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
what's with that attitude? i'm your senpai and im going to the border and shoot some invaders, might use some nukes too. They're closing in so I gotta go.


Yandere simulator physical copy
Picture of Yandere-dev
your mom's credit card
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Are ya coding son?

Either way, my mother wants me to help with her bank account.
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What's with the:
Real Blood
Bloody Firearm with your figerprint
A sack filled with a corpse

Hi vinnicci!
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Asphodels_old
18 posts
Joined May 2018
Asphodels_old
What are you talking about, officer? I just accidentally shot myself after I bought a sack of tomatoes. Now can I go to the hospital, or am I going to bleed out here?

  1. a child that does not look like you at all.
  2. sleep inducing candy.
  3. a bottle of chloroform.
Tateshina Eve
373 posts
Joined September 2017
Tateshina Eve
This cute little kid got lost, so I'm taking him home. Some dastardly pests love to flock around my house for some reason. That's why I have the tainted candy and trichloromethane. I've already warned him not to touch those things, so don't you worry, good sir.

I've sighted the following in your possession:

- Eight kilograms' worth of durians;
- Eighty pool cues;
- A briefcase containing cheques amounting to eight hundred thousand dollars.

Drop the act, or you'll drop dead.
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Eight kilograms of durian?.
- Nice smell, sir. Those durians have really strong smell. But, they have a great taste. We call it the king of fruit.

Eighty pool cues?.
- I bring my friends to play snooker for our practice for the competition.

A briefcase worth of money?.
- I have to save it from being stolen and to donate to charity.
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What's with the:.
- Handcuffs.
- Chainsaw.
- A voice recorder that has recorded someone else's voice, crying.
furry hater
927 posts
Joined September 2017
furry hater
I'm a weed cutter and a police officer. I also recorded a very sad drama movie yesterday.

Objects:
Some muscular women.
Boxes of Streetwear that's valuable.
Youtuber Merch for 5 year olds.
[LS]PositoniX
634 posts
Joined June 2018
[LS]PositoniX
that's my girlfriend, and im that youtuber. we're selling the streetwear for charity and the merch for 5 year olds

uranium
a pistol
a bag
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
This is a 1920's toy...

A too complex machine
White cat
WhiteCat
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
Just WhiteCat with a white cat watching a white cat in a too complex machine which makes white cats and whitecats.


DNA samples of top players.
People submerged in a strange liquid.
A cloning tutorial.
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Hey officer, I'm experimenting a new top player.
So yeah...
Nothing weird.

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What's with the:
Knife covered with real blood.
A sack with three big holes, fit for the face.
A leash.
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
I see a murder and I want to give these proofs to the police.


Cookies
Cookiezi
Some things to cooks
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Sir, I think you about cookies too much.
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What's with the:
Tissue.
White sticky liquid.
Syringe.
Meguro
557 posts
Joined June 2017
Meguro
Sir, it's not like I'm using drug or something

box
Tablet
A picture of ralsei holding a gun
Bedrock
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
I challenge corne to break bedrock in minecraft, I used my tablet to give him the message.

A megaphone.
A "the end is near sign".
A bell.
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
I was in a nightclub yesterday...

BOX
  1. Ralsei
  2. A gun
  3. Doritos
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Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
Now I challenge corne to break doritos with his gun.

I found you with
A portal gun.
Cake.
Neurotoxins.
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
Trying to make the remake of Portal.

I found
  1. Zelzatter Zero
  2. JustABeginner
  3. A wolf
lol
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Yes. You found me, Zel and another wolf. We're trying to hunt for food. Thanks!
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What's with the:
Electric chair.
A note.
A dark room.
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
Testing a liar detector.

You have
  1. USSR flag
  2. Picture of Stalin
  3. ussr_anthem.mp3
Meguro
557 posts
Joined June 2017
Meguro
I pay respect to the USSR sir,

  1. A box
  2. Tissue
  3. A picture of your waifu
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Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
The author of the series in which she was protagonist died without completing it, I'm crying inside a box.

A bottle of wine.
A cup of wine which you have drunk from.
A web browser with the FB account of someone.
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
I searched and bought best wines I found I internet

  1. A cat
  2. A cat
  3. A kitten
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z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
i'm just delivering them to a animal shelter

you suddenly have:
an axe
severed bloody head
huge blood stains on your top and bottom clothing piece
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Oh, it's for the drama club. I need to practise my act. Pretty good, right?
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What's with the:
- Gun with real bullets.
- Death wish.
- Robber mask.
Lott
269 posts
Joined January 2019
Lott
Ah, it's Halloween yesterday and I brought them to scare them (yes, it worked very well!). Please don't think anything bad for me :'(

I saw these in your car's back...
- A tablet with sexy girls
- A laptop
- Some osu! mascot pin sets
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Lapizote
121 posts
Joined January 2016
Lapizote
Hey, don't judge me. I make a shit ton of money making these kinds of merchandise and art. also these girls are at least 18 or above, trust me

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A shovel
A jug of bleach
A saw
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
I craft myself a toilet.

You have
  1. peppy but tied up
  2. A gun
  3. Money
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
I challenge peppy to use a water gun with his hands tied, I'll give him 100$ if he manages to.

A map with a circle surrounding a kindergarten.
A 100% genuine charged grenade launcher
A walkie-talkie.
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
the grenade launcher is made out of chocolate
the kids in the kindergarten will get chocolate
i'm talking to the principal so that the kids can be ready

you have:
your car filled with animals of all kinds(it blocking your point with this many)
some helium tanks
huge bag of nothing
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
I am a vet, the hellium tanks are... you know, for a party. The huge bag of nothing? I'm gonna put all my trash there.

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600 barrels of petroleum. Screw spelling.
A lighter.
A private island.
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vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
This is a Matter Ultra Compressor, as the name suggests this tech can hold massive objects and compresses them in a small space without creating a black hole. I'll spare you the details on how it works, right now I'm transfering these objects as a test, please let me pass.


fur suit
diaper
deviant art account
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
I'm babysitting, the fursuit and the deviantart account are from his elder brother.

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Ammonia.
Sodium hypoclorite.
A toilet.
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
i'm just cleaning my toilet with those chemicals

you have:
a bomb
a activated grenade
a box of explosives in the back
ninore
Beatmap Nominator
483 posts
Joined January 2020
ninore
Officer, those are all cake. They're delicious. Give them a try.

You have:
classified evidence of the moon landing being faked.
Zelzatter Zero
4,063 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
I have permission to bring this for students for military purpose. You can take all activated grenade for the isolation.

I'm just collecting some conpiracy theory about it on the web.

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A nuclear rocket.

A nuclear bomb.

A suspicious paper with some kind of plan written on it
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JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Yeah, that's a child's drawing over there. We can see a nuclear bomb and all that stuff. A general is planning to take over the world. Welp, you must now help this child before they become the next threat.
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What's with the:
- Fake documents.
- A suitcase worth a lot of money.
- A passport of yourself.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen

z0z wrote:

i'm just cleaning my toilet with those chemicals
They might be common cleaning chemicals, but you cannot mix these two because it releases gaseous hydrochloric acid which is lethal.

OT: I'm a journalist that is traveling and researching about fake documents, of course the money is also false.

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A creeper spawner.
A city.
Sand.
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
I play Minecraft

  1. A kid
  2. A children
  3. Free candies
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
Please, this is a birthday party of a friend's son, he asked me to bring candy. What's wrong with that? I just came for the cake anyway.

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A pudding that says "DO NOT EAT".
A "sorry" note inside a fridge.
Your face covered in caramel.
abraker
Global Moderator
8,355 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
As you can see, officer, the fridge is indeed properly secured.

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1 black bag filled with something to the size of a basketball
phone map app set to drive to an abandoned building
A gallon of gasoline in the trunk
Lapizote
121 posts
Joined January 2016
Lapizote
Uhhh, I'm going to be playing indoor flaming basketball with the local ghosts.

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Five million dollars.
A pistol with a silencer.
Documents detailing the layout of the White House.
abraker
Global Moderator
8,355 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
Oh just what we needed! Officer, how do you want to play a cop role in the movie we are shooting?

A can of coke
A can of pepsi
A bottle of nitric acid
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Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
I just bought some drinks to enjoy after chemistry class.

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I found you with:

A camera.
A PC with a torrent program open.
A cinema ticket.
Hoshimegu Mio
1,110 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio
These are stuff that a friend of mine left on my car. Ask them.

A can of TNT.
A firestarter.
A couple grenades.
Lapizote
121 posts
Joined January 2016
Lapizote
I'm a demolitions expert, and I legally demolish buildings and stuff. Trust me.

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A creepy stone mask
Some vials of blood
A weird looking golden arrow with a bug engraved on it
Hoshimegu Mio
1,110 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio
I'm playing in a horror movie. The "blood" is actually a specially made juice for actors to "choke blood".

A dead corpse with flies all over it.
A blood-stained knife.
A fake ID card.
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
A thief tried to stole me with a gun, I shooted him.

  1. osu! cheat
  2. The osu! top 1 trophy
  3. A mouse
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
they're for a showcase about cheating in osu

you:
a large animal that shouldn't fit in your car just chilling in the backseat while watching out for you and sticking its head out of the window
a object capable of causing a servernova that looks like a explosive
huge bag of food for yourself so big it blocks your side window view
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Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
I bring my blue whale into the veterinary.

  1. A bloody dead corpse
  2. Oil
  3. Something to create fire
Lapizote
121 posts
Joined January 2016
Lapizote
His family wanted him to be cremated, but they couldn't pay for a professional service. So they hired me.

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A paper bag with a severed hand
This suit
A photo of your father
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
the hand? that's just my special shortbread i baked today, you can feel one and take a bite if you want, i've brought plenty. i'm also using 'em as props for my cosplay outing with some friends downtown. ah, yeah, my dad's kind of important to me, so i like to have him around in my travels. with this photo, i carry his memory with me.

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Achromalia wrote:

a profusely bleeding Javan rhinoceros with two arrows stuck in its neck, and one piercing its stomach, all with your fingerprints on them.

a few quivers mostly full of arrows inside a bag with a receipt to your name.

a loaded assault rifle.
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Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,868 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
The rhinoceros is a fake, it's for a showcase against the poachin
  1. 2 Ralsei but dead
  2. 2 wolf furries but dead
  3. 2 moderators but dead
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,266 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
I traveled 200 years into the future so... eventually it had to happen. Every osu! player is dead with the exception of peppy which trascended.

A 100% no fake alien.
A 4K camera.
A microphone.
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
We're conducting an experiment of this brave alien who volunteered to be our subject!
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What's with the:
- Contract about planning a civil war.
- Real guns and missle.
- An analysis data about economic crisis.
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