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Birdy
i love the asmr vids where they pretend to beat me up

just wish it could go past the pretend stage

maybe with upcoming technology sometime in the near future
sametdze
iavs called me a wanker which is offensive to us australians
Karmine

sametdze wrote:

iavs called me a wanker which is offensive to us australians
Wait until you get the n-word, wouldn't be the first time lol.
sametdze

Karmine wrote:

sametdze wrote:

iavs called me a wanker which is offensive to us australians
Wait until you get the n-word, wouldn't be the first time lol.
wdym
Patatitta

sametdze wrote:

Karmine wrote:

sametdze wrote:

iavs called me a wanker which is offensive to us australians
Wait until you get the n-word, wouldn't be the first time lol.
wdym
anaxii did say the nword over discord a few times
sametdze

Patatitta wrote:

sametdze wrote:

Karmine wrote:

sametdze wrote:

iavs called me a wanker which is offensive to us australians
Wait until you get the n-word, wouldn't be the first time lol.
wdym
anaxii did say the nword over discord a few times
cant lie i was kind of expecting her to do that at some point
Ymir
Isn't Anaxii black anyway?
Aireunaeus

Ymir wrote:

Isn't Anaxii black anyway?
yes lel
anaxii

Karmine wrote:

sametdze wrote:

iavs called me a wanker which is offensive to us australians
Wait until you get the n-word, wouldn't be the first time lol.
Yeah I will say the n-word then I will get silenced for 2 hours, yeah I will totally do that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
sametdze
omg omg senpai noticed me
sametdze
til that it is absolutely fine for women to be shirtless in some places
Nuuskamuikkunen

sametdze wrote:

omg omg senpai noticed me
Oh congrats!
Karmine
Aireunaeus
z0z
Reyalp51
lmao colors fucked

anaxii

Reyalp51 wrote:

lmao colors fucked

ON GOD I WAS SO SCARED LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Patatitta
It's not a change, it's a bug, look at the ranked section, the colors for loved and ranked and whatever are missing

edit: everything got fixed in the moment it took to write this
B0ii

Patatitta wrote:

It's not a change, it's a bug, look at the ranked section, the colors for loved and ranked and whatever are missing

edit: everything got fixed in the moment it took to write this
oh thank fucking god
Aireunaeus
Winnyace

sametdze wrote:

here i find myself genuinely listening to fucking mummy asmr. this random woman is out here making me feel loved and appreciated by talking into a microphone. what i find disturbing is how she talks exactly the way my doctor talks to me. chat, am i cooked?
bro you have a mom, ask her if you could hug her and shit. I'm sure she will be more than willing to do so
anaxii
mom's a great
Aireunaeus


sametdze


i dunno why but i find arms like this to be really cool
Karmine
Arms like what? White?

Those are some long fingers though.
sametdze
wait nononononono i didnt mean it like that

the guy has long arms, thats what i meant
Karmine
They look normal to me, not like there's anything for reference though.
sametdze
why tf do i need a password to access a store??

z0z

sametdze wrote:

why tf do i need a password to access a store??

is the website supposed to look like a shitpost
sametdze
man wtf is this merch bro "NATURAL SELECTION" aah t shirt 😭🙏
B0ii

sametdze wrote:

man wtf is this merch bro "NATURAL SELECTION" aah t shirt 😭🙏
that shirt looks like something I can design in mspaint lmao
Birdy
61 AUD
Aireunaeus
aghhhhh i finally released it lol
sametdze
why does the temperature change it is the same sun
Achromalia
mostly the same sun, mostly the same earth, but found in roughly different locations and conditions...
sametdze
if you forget your name just ask other people what their name is becuase the chances of you having the same name as someone is exteremy low
Achromalia
hi, would you happen to be euan? i see, that'll do, good day...

...that must mean im willow, i'm not him...

hi, would you happen to be willow?
sametdze
who the fuck names their child euan

what sane person would name their child fucking "euan", you're telling me you carried a baby for 9 months straight only to name it "euan". i mean you might as well just name your child "aeiou" if you're gonna use that many fucking vowels
Achromalia
ah. i see what you mean, scotland....

then, i suppose i am not scotland

wait no youre yvonne!! im not that either....
sametdze
there's a reason to why im sametdze and not scottdze, samet is the far more superior name
sametdze
yay i now have an actually accurate brat cover avatar im literally so julia
Achromalia
you fascinating creature....
sametdze
you can become one with the so julia avatars too..

https://www.bratgenerator.com/

just make sure to set it to green
Achromalia

sametdze wrote:

you can become one with the so julia avatars too..

https://www.bratgenerator.com/

just make sure to set it to green
sweet....
B0ii
bruh I thought samet went schizo for a moment
Kaaruumii
holy fuck trump almost got assassinated
sametdze
oh no, who's next? the annoying orange? garfield? south park's kenny?
lostsilver

Kaaruumii wrote:

holy fuck trump almost got assassinated
wait what
Winnyace

Kaaruumii wrote:

holy fuck trump almost got assassinated
attempted. he survived
sametdze
hm, had thomas crooks (the sniper) actually manage to shoot trump, what would come out of trump? blood or orange juice?
Corne2Plum3

sametdze wrote:

hm, had thomas crooks (the sniper) actually manage to shoot trump, what would come out of trump? blood or orange juice?
blood from pics I've seen

---

Also note for everyone that any post encouraging violence, wanting that someone should be killed or wishing that the shoot was successful will be deleted and the poster silenced)
sametdze

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

sametdze wrote:

hm, had thomas crooks (the sniper) actually manage to shoot trump, what would come out of trump? blood or orange juice?
blood from pics I've seen
hey guys, its me, sametdze from the osu forums, here to explain the joke.

explanation because i dont think corne understood
what liquid comes out of oranges? juice. what liquid comes out of humans? well, there's a lot, but in this context, blood. if you were to shoot an orange, juice would come out. if you were to shoot a human, blood would come out. the joke here is that considering that trump is half human half orange, the liquid that would come out of him would be a mystery..
Corne2Plum3

sametdze wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

sametdze wrote:

hm, had thomas crooks (the sniper) actually manage to shoot trump, what would come out of trump? blood or orange juice?
blood from pics I've seen
hey guys, its me, sametdze from the osu forums, here to explain the joke.

explanation because i dont think corne understood
what liquid comes out of oranges? juice. what liquid comes out of humans? well, there's a lot, but in this context, blood. if you were to shoot an orange, juice would come out. if you were to shoot a human, blood would come out. the joke here is that considering that trump is half human half orange, the liquid that would come out of him would be a mystery..
I know, I know...
Patatitta
I don't think i'm allowed to discuss my opinion of the current political event here
Blushing
:raised_eyebrow: ah political movements what are we do to with them
Nuuskamuikkunen

Patatitta wrote:

I don't think i'm allowed to discuss my opinion of the current political event here
DeletedUser_32597938

Nuuskamuikkunen wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

I don't think i'm allowed to discuss my opinion of the current political event here
Love this
B0ii

Nuuskamuikkunen wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

I don't think i'm allowed to discuss my opinion of the current political event here
Achromalia
ev-- ery-- thing-- is....
sametdze
romantic
sametdze
ngl i fw minties i just hate it so much when the lolly itself comes into contact with anything outside your mouth, because then that area becomes sticky and gross and stuff
WitherMite
how to get random accounts to watch your github repos:
  1. sign up for any free api you dont care about
  2. hardcode the key into your project
  3. push
  4. profit??
silmarilen

Nuuskamuikkunen wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

I don't think i'm allowed to discuss my opinion of the current political event here
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FSljAHEXwBAIYfq.jpg
Corne2Plum3


They removed the blurred anime characters covers, cry about it
lostsilver

Corne2Plum3 wrote:



They removed the blurred anime girl covers, cry about it
whoaaa
Aireunaeus
This is most likely a r e f e r e n c e to Sewersvlt who is well known for their breakcore music
Birdy

Achromalia wrote:

hi, would you happen to be euan? i see, that'll do, good day...

...that must mean im willow, i'm not him...

hi, would you happen to be willow?
if you're asking for a translation of my name, then yes i'm literally willow.
Jangsoodlor
Kani 🦀🦀🦀
sametdze

Jangsoodlor wrote:

Kani 🦀🦀🦀
oh so that one email was you
Kaaruumii
america has become increasingly 50% more american this year
Karmine

Kaaruumii wrote:

america has become increasingly 50% more american this year
?
z0z

Karmine wrote:

Kaaruumii wrote:

america has become increasingly 50% more american this year
?
Corne2Plum3

Kaaruumii wrote:

america has become increasingly 50% more american this year
So what's the total now? 216%
Kaaruumii

z0z wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Kaaruumii wrote:

america has become increasingly 50% more american this year
?

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Kaaruumii wrote:

america has become increasingly 50% more american this year
So what's the total now? 216%
yes
z0z

Kaaruumii wrote:

z0z wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Kaaruumii wrote:

america has become increasingly 50% more american this year
?

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Kaaruumii wrote:

america has become increasingly 50% more american this year
So what's the total now? 216%
yes
oh

when america represents fascism
DeletedUser_32597938

Kaaruumii wrote:

america has become increasingly 50% more american this year
sametdze
mfw there is no fod
Achromalia

sametdze wrote:

mfw there is no fod
unrelated but

hoping you're ok, friend
burgernfat
sametdze

burgernfat wrote:

bro
Patatitta

Achromalia wrote:

sametdze wrote:

mfw there is no fod
unrelated but

hoping you're ok, friend
for a second I thought you two were the same person and that you had developed schizophrenia
Achromalia

Patatitta wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

sametdze wrote:

mfw there is no fod
unrelated but

hoping you're ok, friend
for a second I thought you two were the same person and that you had developed schizophrenia
avatars and lowercase, and the ironic/unserious impression of schizophrenia(?) on the basis of replying to yourself wouldnt even be unprecedented from samet (though it seems more like something to do for fun when bored), understandable u.u

but also funny to read x') i'd have thought we were very different otherwise
Lapizote
seems like you two are enjoying brat summer
Karmine

Lapizote wrote:

seems like you two are enjoying brat summer
But one is an actual brat.
sametdze
i got a 91 in terms of behaviour at school you cannot talk
Achromalia

Karmine wrote:

Lapizote wrote:

seems like you two are enjoying brat summer
But one is an actual brat.
sincerely unsure who this applies to and im intensely curious as to how this impression was formed for whoever thats supposed to refer to o.o

i crave this knowledge......

sametdze wrote:

i got a 91 in terms of behaviour at school you cannot talk
<3 (platonically)
sametdze

Achromalia wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Lapizote wrote:

seems like you two are enjoying brat summer
But one is an actual brat.
sincerely unsure who this applies to and im intensely curious as to how this impression was formed for whoever thats supposed to refer to o.o

i crave this knowledge......
its referring to me because technically im still a kid

brat usually refers to a child, not an adult

im like 99% sure you're not a kid
Achromalia

sametdze wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Lapizote wrote:

seems like you two are enjoying brat summer
But one is an actual brat.
sincerely unsure who this applies to and im intensely curious as to how this impression was formed for whoever thats supposed to refer to o.o

i crave this knowledge......
its referring to me because technically im still a kid

brat usually refers to a child, not an adult

im like 99% sure you're not a kid
mm, that could be semantically and even historically true, but i've always seemed to have had the impression that "brat" could be an entirely viable abstraction of childlike oppositional behavior which is then re-applied or re-contextualized to adults, or at least i think i've often seen that put to use before

im not quite a kid anymore but can still be immature/childish like one (in my opinion), so it would not have seemed out of the question to me
Karmine

sametdze wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Lapizote wrote:

seems like you two are enjoying brat summer
But one is an actual brat.
sincerely unsure who this applies to and im intensely curious as to how this impression was formed for whoever thats supposed to refer to o.o

i crave this knowledge......
its referring to me because technically im still a kid

brat usually refers to a child, not an adult

im like 99% sure you're not a kid
Exactly.

I've never seen it used for adults, except maybe by very old people who consider everyone under 30 is a kid.
Patatitta

Achromalia wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

sametdze wrote:

mfw there is no fod
unrelated but

hoping you're ok, friend
for a second I thought you two were the same person and that you had developed schizophrenia
avatars and lowercase, and the ironic/unserious impression of schizophrenia(?) on the basis of replying to yourself wouldnt even be unprecedented from samet (though it seems more like something to do for fun when bored), understandable u.u

but also funny to read x') i'd have thought we were very different otherwise
nah mainly because the pfp you two have is basically the same
Aireunaeus
burgernfat
Achromalia

Patatitta wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

for a second I thought you two were the same person and that you had developed schizophrenia
avatars and lowercase, and the ironic/unserious impression of schizophrenia(?) on the basis of replying to yourself wouldnt even be unprecedented from samet (though it seems more like something to do for fun when bored), understandable u.u

but also funny to read x') i'd have thought we were very different otherwise
nah mainly because the pfp you two have is basically the same
that was included in the palette of reasoning, but still, fair lmao;;
Kaaruumii
oml i just realized how good a nyan cat x soulja boy superman mashup would be 🔥🔥🔥
Achromalia
when does julia get a day off
Aireunaeus
Smiley Fries gives me bad memories
z0z
B0ii
I fucking love castle crashers
(it's 90% off on steam rn)
Aireunaeus
sametdze
kamala harris (i think) is tweaking rn
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