here i find myself genuinely listening to fucking mummy asmr. this random woman is out here making me feel loved and appreciated by talking into a microphone. what i find disturbing is how she talks exactly the way my doctor talks to me. chat, am i cooked?
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honestly?? i dont know, maybe, but i think its sweet that you still get feel loved and appreciated in one way or another as a result :> there are worse manifestations of an interest in finding comfortsametdze wrote:
here i find myself genuinely listening to fucking mummy asmr. this random woman is out here making me feel loved and appreciated by talking into a microphone. what i find disturbing is how she talks exactly the way my doctor talks to me. chat, am i cooked?
maybe it would be cringe? i dont know that, but i dont think its necessarily what i call cringe, and i call cringe "whatever it is that causes harm or enables perspectives that contribute to harm"
optometrists.
I think it's normal to have a phase like that?, I know people that used to listen to those grow boobs or become a catgirl subliminal ASMR and tbh I think the mommy asmr are bettersametdze wrote:
here i find myself genuinely listening to fucking mummy asmr. this random woman is out here making me feel loved and appreciated by talking into a microphone. what i find disturbing is how she talks exactly the way my doctor talks to me. chat, am i cooked?
???????????
It's just extremely weird...Patatitta wrote:
I think it's normal to have a phase like that?, I know people that used to listen to those grow boobs or become a catgirl subliminal ASMR and tbh I think the mommy asmr are bettersametdze wrote:
here i find myself genuinely listening to fucking mummy asmr. this random woman is out here making me feel loved and appreciated by talking into a microphone. what i find disturbing is how she talks exactly the way my doctor talks to me. chat, am i cooked?
honestly, i also listen to asmr but rather massages than roleplays. i dont really get why ppl like these kinds of stuffs. makes them look paranoid imo lelI AM VERY SMART wrote:
It's just extremely weird...Patatitta wrote:
I think it's normal to have a phase like that?, I know people that used to listen to those grow boobs or become a catgirl subliminal ASMR and tbh I think the mommy asmr are bettersametdze wrote:
here i find myself genuinely listening to fucking mummy asmr. this random woman is out here making me feel loved and appreciated by talking into a microphone. what i find disturbing is how she talks exactly the way my doctor talks to me. chat, am i cooked?
Massages asmr are okay I guess, but listening to mommy and catgirl asmr is just weird man 😭Aireunaeus wrote:
honestly, i also listen to asmr but rather massages than roleplays. i dont really get why ppl like these kinds of stuffs. makes them look paranoid imo lelI AM VERY SMART wrote:
It's just extremely weird...Patatitta wrote:
I think it's normal to have a phase like that?, I know people that used to listen to those grow boobs or become a catgirl subliminal ASMR and tbh I think the mommy asmr are bettersametdze wrote:
here i find myself genuinely listening to fucking mummy asmr. this random woman is out here making me feel loved and appreciated by talking into a microphone. what i find disturbing is how she talks exactly the way my doctor talks to me. chat, am i cooked?
wait wait wait no no no i dont listen to mummy asmr regularly i just listen to it for fun i swear
listen to egg asmr
i love the asmr vids where they pretend to beat me up
just wish it could go past the pretend stage
maybe with upcoming technology sometime in the near future
just wish it could go past the pretend stage
maybe with upcoming technology sometime in the near future
iavs called me a wanker which is offensive to us australians
Wait until you get the n-word, wouldn't be the first time lol.sametdze wrote:
iavs called me a wanker which is offensive to us australians
wdymKarmine wrote:
Wait until you get the n-word, wouldn't be the first time lol.sametdze wrote:
iavs called me a wanker which is offensive to us australians
anaxii did say the nword over discord a few timessametdze wrote:
wdymKarmine wrote:
Wait until you get the n-word, wouldn't be the first time lol.sametdze wrote:
iavs called me a wanker which is offensive to us australians
cant lie i was kind of expecting her to do that at some pointPatatitta wrote:
anaxii did say the nword over discord a few timessametdze wrote:
wdymKarmine wrote:
Wait until you get the n-word, wouldn't be the first time lol.sametdze wrote:
iavs called me a wanker which is offensive to us australians
Isn't Anaxii black anyway?
yes lelYmir wrote:
Isn't Anaxii black anyway?
Yeah I will say the n-word then I will get silenced for 2 hours, yeah I will totally do that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Karmine wrote:
Wait until you get the n-word, wouldn't be the first time lol.sametdze wrote:
iavs called me a wanker which is offensive to us australians
til that it is absolutely fine for women to be shirtless in some places
Oh congrats!sametdze wrote:
omg omg senpai noticed me
This one is funny: community/forums/posts/3545813
ON GOD I WAS SO SCARED LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOReyalp51 wrote:
lmao colors fucked
It's not a change, it's a bug, look at the ranked section, the colors for loved and ranked and whatever are missing
edit: everything got fixed in the moment it took to write this
edit: everything got fixed in the moment it took to write this
oh thank fucking godPatatitta wrote:
It's not a change, it's a bug, look at the ranked section, the colors for loved and ranked and whatever are missing
edit: everything got fixed in the moment it took to write this
bro you have a mom, ask her if you could hug her and shit. I'm sure she will be more than willing to do sosametdze wrote:
here i find myself genuinely listening to fucking mummy asmr. this random woman is out here making me feel loved and appreciated by talking into a microphone. what i find disturbing is how she talks exactly the way my doctor talks to me. chat, am i cooked?
mom's a great
i dunno why but i find arms like this to be really cool
Arms like what? White?
Those are some long fingers though.
Those are some long fingers though.
wait nononononono i didnt mean it like that
the guy has long arms, thats what i meant
the guy has long arms, thats what i meant
They look normal to me, not like there's anything for reference though.
is the website supposed to look like a shitpostsametdze wrote:
why tf do i need a password to access a store??
man wtf is this merch bro "NATURAL SELECTION" aah t shirt 😭🙏
that shirt looks like something I can design in mspaint lmaosametdze wrote:
man wtf is this merch bro "NATURAL SELECTION" aah t shirt 😭🙏
61 AUD
aghhhhh i finally released it lol
mostly the same sun, mostly the same earth, but found in roughly different locations and conditions...
if you forget your name just ask other people what their name is becuase the chances of you having the same name as someone is exteremy low
hi, would you happen to be euan? i see, that'll do, good day...
...that must mean im willow, i'm not him...
hi, would you happen to be willow?
...that must mean im willow, i'm not him...
hi, would you happen to be willow?
who the fuck names their child euan
what sane person would name their child fucking "euan", you're telling me you carried a baby for 9 months straight only to name it "euan". i mean you might as well just name your child "aeiou" if you're gonna use that many fucking vowels
what sane person would name their child fucking "euan", you're telling me you carried a baby for 9 months straight only to name it "euan". i mean you might as well just name your child "aeiou" if you're gonna use that many fucking vowels
ah. i see what you mean, scotland....
then, i suppose i am not scotland
wait no youre yvonne!! im not that either....
then, i suppose i am not scotland
wait no youre yvonne!! im not that either....
there's a reason to why im sametdze and not scottdze, samet is the far more superior name
yay i now have an actually accurate brat cover avatar im literally so julia
you fascinating creature....
you can become one with the so julia avatars too..
https://www.bratgenerator.com/
just make sure to set it to green
https://www.bratgenerator.com/
just make sure to set it to green
sweet....sametdze wrote:
you can become one with the so julia avatars too..
https://www.bratgenerator.com/
just make sure to set it to green
oh no, who's next? the annoying orange? garfield? south park's kenny?
wait whatKaaruumii wrote:
holy fuck trump almost got assassinated
attempted. he survivedKaaruumii wrote:
holy fuck trump almost got assassinated
hm, had thomas crooks (the sniper) actually manage to shoot trump, what would come out of trump? blood or orange juice?
blood from pics I've seensametdze wrote:
hm, had thomas crooks (the sniper) actually manage to shoot trump, what would come out of trump? blood or orange juice?
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hey guys, its me, sametdze from the osu forums, here to explain the joke.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
blood from pics I've seensametdze wrote:
hm, had thomas crooks (the sniper) actually manage to shoot trump, what would come out of trump? blood or orange juice?
explanation because i dont think corne understood
what liquid comes out of oranges? juice. what liquid comes out of humans? well, there's a lot, but in this context, blood. if you were to shoot an orange, juice would come out. if you were to shoot a human, blood would come out. the joke here is that considering that trump is half human half orange, the liquid that would come out of him would be a mystery..
I know, I know...sametdze wrote:
hey guys, its me, sametdze from the osu forums, here to explain the joke.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
blood from pics I've seensametdze wrote:
hm, had thomas crooks (the sniper) actually manage to shoot trump, what would come out of trump? blood or orange juice?explanation because i dont think corne understoodwhat liquid comes out of oranges? juice. what liquid comes out of humans? well, there's a lot, but in this context, blood. if you were to shoot an orange, juice would come out. if you were to shoot a human, blood would come out. the joke here is that considering that trump is half human half orange, the liquid that would come out of him would be a mystery..
I don't think i'm allowed to discuss my opinion of the current political event here
:raised_eyebrow: ah political movements what are we do to with them
Patatitta wrote:
I don't think i'm allowed to discuss my opinion of the current political event here
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Nuuskamuikkunen wrote:
Patatitta wrote:
I don't think i'm allowed to discuss my opinion of the current political event here
ev-- ery-- thing-- is....
how to get random accounts to watch your github repos:
- sign up for any free api you dont care about
- hardcode the key into your project
- push
- profit??
Nuuskamuikkunen wrote:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FSljAHEXwBAIYfq.jpgPatatitta wrote:
I don't think i'm allowed to discuss my opinion of the current political event here
They removed the blurred anime characters covers, cry about it
whoaaaCorne2Plum3 wrote:
They removed the blurred anime girl covers, cry about it
This is most likely a r e f e r e n c e to Sewersvlt who is well known for their breakcore music
if you're asking for a translation of my name, then yes i'm literally willow.Achromalia wrote:
hi, would you happen to be euan? i see, that'll do, good day...
...that must mean im willow, i'm not him...
hi, would you happen to be willow?
Kani 🦀🦀🦀
america has become increasingly 50% more american this year
?Kaaruumii wrote:
america has become increasingly 50% more american this year
Karmine wrote:
?Kaaruumii wrote:
america has become increasingly 50% more american this year
So what's the total now? 216%Kaaruumii wrote:
america has become increasingly 50% more american this year
z0z wrote:
Karmine wrote:
?Kaaruumii wrote:
america has become increasingly 50% more american this year
yesCorne2Plum3 wrote:
So what's the total now? 216%Kaaruumii wrote:
america has become increasingly 50% more american this year
ohKaaruumii wrote:
z0z wrote:
Karmine wrote:
?Kaaruumii wrote:
america has become increasingly 50% more american this yearyesCorne2Plum3 wrote:
So what's the total now? 216%Kaaruumii wrote:
america has become increasingly 50% more american this year
when america represents fascism
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unrelated butsametdze wrote:
mfw there is no fod
hoping you're ok, friend
for a second I thought you two were the same person and that you had developed schizophreniaAchromalia wrote:
unrelated butsametdze wrote:
mfw there is no fod
hoping you're ok, friend
avatars and lowercase, and the ironic/unserious impression of schizophrenia(?) on the basis of replying to yourself wouldnt even be unprecedented from samet (though it seems more like something to do for fun when bored), understandable u.uPatatitta wrote:
for a second I thought you two were the same person and that you had developed schizophreniaAchromalia wrote:
unrelated butsametdze wrote:
mfw there is no fod
hoping you're ok, friend
but also funny to read x') i'd have thought we were very different otherwise
But one is an actual brat.Lapizote wrote:
seems like you two are enjoying brat summer
i got a 91 in terms of behaviour at school you cannot talk
sincerely unsure who this applies to and im intensely curious as to how this impression was formed for whoever thats supposed to refer to o.oKarmine wrote:
But one is an actual brat.Lapizote wrote:
seems like you two are enjoying brat summer
i crave this knowledge......
<3 (platonically)sametdze wrote:
i got a 91 in terms of behaviour at school you cannot talk
its referring to me because technically im still a kidAchromalia wrote:
sincerely unsure who this applies to and im intensely curious as to how this impression was formed for whoever thats supposed to refer to o.oKarmine wrote:
But one is an actual brat.Lapizote wrote:
seems like you two are enjoying brat summer
i crave this knowledge......
brat usually refers to a child, not an adult
im like 99% sure you're not a kid