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Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
i've forgotten how things have changed, fg is actually very quiet now...

i once again miss the penguin-tee-puzzle-journal-rook era, and i definitely have regrets and sources of shame about the past

sometimes you never quite seem to let go of things

i don't quite know how to articulate my thoughts, there's far more to what i'm thinking than whatever i've described here

i'm kind of shocked by how i've changed, and how i haven't. is it an improvement? i'm not sure. i'm much more whimsical and saccharine, and i find a lot of joy in it... i wish i could sustain it somehow, but i'm not quite entirely that shiny...

i must've forgotten some good friends of the time that's gone. i suppose i'll apologize in my own thoughts for them. unfortunately, i have not forgotten the people that preyed on me. nor have i forgotten the people that didn't necessarily do anything to me but were the misplaced subjects of my sympathies

not that i don't still sympathize with people. but i fear people too much now to really actively advocate for them nor pretend they're not responsible for one thing or another
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Patatitta
1,381 posts
Joined February 2020
Patatitta
idk, never really used forum games
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia

Patatitta wrote:

idk, never really used forum games
hmm, any particular reason that kept you from any interest in visitng? or is it moreso that you never felt there was a reason to visit?

i actually sort of wonder about this, i'm curious what it is that distinguishes between people that visit forum games and those that never really interact there long-term

maybe more accurately, i wonder why i'm there all the time when others seem fairly content to stick to off-topic, i don't know what it is that attracts me to these places
Wimpy Cursed
1,480 posts
Joined July 2021
Wimpy Cursed
For me, it's just a place to waste time. So, activity varies.
Patatitta
1,381 posts
Joined February 2020
Patatitta

Achromalia wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

idk, never really used forum games
hmm, any particular reason that kept you from any interest in visitng? or is it moreso that you never felt there was a reason to visit?

i actually sort of wonder about this, i'm curious what it is that distinguishes between people that visit forum games and those that never really interact there long-term

maybe more accurately, i wonder why i'm there all the time when others seem fairly content to stick to off-topic, i don't know what it is that attracts me to these places
I don't really care much about it, whenever I'm in OT I mainly like to do stuff like talking and posting my thoughts or whatever, forum games doesn't really offer me that, so for me there is no point
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia

Patatitta wrote:

Achromalia wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

idk, never really used forum games
hmm, any particular reason that kept you from any interest in visitng? or is it moreso that you never felt there was a reason to visit?

i actually sort of wonder about this, i'm curious what it is that distinguishes between people that visit forum games and those that never really interact there long-term

maybe more accurately, i wonder why i'm there all the time when others seem fairly content to stick to off-topic, i don't know what it is that attracts me to these places
I don't really care much about it, whenever I'm in OT I mainly like to do stuff like talking and posting my thoughts or whatever, forum games doesn't really offer me that, so for me there is no point
mmn, i've always considered forum games to be some kind of "safer" extension of this, it always seemed possible to use a lot of forum games as vehicles for self-expression and whatever thoughts you would happen to have

notably, the "^ < > v" game and "your thoughts on the user above you" and "ask the user below you any question", as well as "post the time and what you're thinking" or my favorite at the time being "rate the music of the user above's post", and i would often find that "thread necromancy" was easy enough to dump any kind of thought into because you could truly post anything the forum rules allow with no subject/topic to focus on

off-topic by comparison had always seemed a little more complicated for me, and i haven't really understood why, i think i just was more anxious here than in fg for most of the time, so i would near-exclusively frequent fg

maybe that's just how i seem to want to use it, because of how it was when i was there 3-6 years ago

but unfortunately it just feels so much emptier and less meaningful now
sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze
guys i think i am on a watchlist
lostsilver
3,778 posts
Joined November 2022
lostsilver

sametdze wrote:

guys i think i am on a watchlist
why? what happened?
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia

sametdze wrote:

guys i think i am on a watchlist
whuh

o_o;;

v& arc??

what about the engineering... did they once ever consider
that you would be a wonderful chuffing train engineer because you actually give a friction block
DeletedUser_32597938
DeletedUser_32597938
guys you won't believe it I put sam on a watchlist
sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze
what did i last google?
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia

cr0w wrote:

guys you won't believe it I put sam on a watchlist
this is unbelievable

no literally it cannot be believed, prove it /j

sametdze wrote:

what did i last google?
^
sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze
here i find myself genuinely listening to fucking mummy asmr. this random woman is out here making me feel loved and appreciated by talking into a microphone. what i find disturbing is how she talks exactly the way my doctor talks to me. chat, am i cooked?
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia

sametdze wrote:

here i find myself genuinely listening to fucking mummy asmr. this random woman is out here making me feel loved and appreciated by talking into a microphone. what i find disturbing is how she talks exactly the way my doctor talks to me. chat, am i cooked?
honestly?? i dont know, maybe, but i think its sweet that you still get feel loved and appreciated in one way or another as a result :> there are worse manifestations of an interest in finding comfort

maybe it would be cringe? i dont know that, but i dont think its necessarily what i call cringe, and i call cringe "whatever it is that causes harm or enables perspectives that contribute to harm"
DeletedUser_32597938
DeletedUser_32597938
optometrists. full stop.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
optometrists.
DeletedUser_32597938
DeletedUser_32597938

Achromalia wrote:

optometrists.
🤝🏻
Patatitta
1,381 posts
Joined February 2020
Patatitta

sametdze wrote:

here i find myself genuinely listening to fucking mummy asmr. this random woman is out here making me feel loved and appreciated by talking into a microphone. what i find disturbing is how she talks exactly the way my doctor talks to me. chat, am i cooked?
I think it's normal to have a phase like that?, I know people that used to listen to those grow boobs or become a catgirl subliminal ASMR and tbh I think the mommy asmr are better
Wimpy Cursed
1,480 posts
Joined July 2021
Wimpy Cursed
???????????
anaxii
15,192 posts
Joined December 2022
anaxii

Patatitta wrote:

sametdze wrote:

here i find myself genuinely listening to fucking mummy asmr. this random woman is out here making me feel loved and appreciated by talking into a microphone. what i find disturbing is how she talks exactly the way my doctor talks to me. chat, am i cooked?
I think it's normal to have a phase like that?, I know people that used to listen to those grow boobs or become a catgirl subliminal ASMR and tbh I think the mommy asmr are better
It's just extremely weird...
DeletedUser_32597938
DeletedUser_32597938
and again I repeat, optometrists.
Aireunaeus
3,113 posts
Joined December 2021
Aireunaeus

I AM VERY SMART wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

sametdze wrote:

here i find myself genuinely listening to fucking mummy asmr. this random woman is out here making me feel loved and appreciated by talking into a microphone. what i find disturbing is how she talks exactly the way my doctor talks to me. chat, am i cooked?
I think it's normal to have a phase like that?, I know people that used to listen to those grow boobs or become a catgirl subliminal ASMR and tbh I think the mommy asmr are better
It's just extremely weird...
honestly, i also listen to asmr but rather massages than roleplays. i dont really get why ppl like these kinds of stuffs. makes them look paranoid imo lel
anaxii
15,192 posts
Joined December 2022
anaxii

Aireunaeus wrote:

I AM VERY SMART wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

sametdze wrote:

here i find myself genuinely listening to fucking mummy asmr. this random woman is out here making me feel loved and appreciated by talking into a microphone. what i find disturbing is how she talks exactly the way my doctor talks to me. chat, am i cooked?
I think it's normal to have a phase like that?, I know people that used to listen to those grow boobs or become a catgirl subliminal ASMR and tbh I think the mommy asmr are better
It's just extremely weird...
honestly, i also listen to asmr but rather massages than roleplays. i dont really get why ppl like these kinds of stuffs. makes them look paranoid imo lel
Massages asmr are okay I guess, but listening to mommy and catgirl asmr is just weird man 😭
sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze
wait wait wait no no no i dont listen to mummy asmr regularly i just listen to it for fun i swear
Wimpy Cursed
1,480 posts
Joined July 2021
Wimpy Cursed
listen to egg asmr
Birdy
5,757 posts
Joined April 2011
Birdy
i love the asmr vids where they pretend to beat me up

just wish it could go past the pretend stage

maybe with upcoming technology sometime in the near future
sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze
iavs called me a wanker which is offensive to us australians
Karmine
1,036 posts
Joined November 2015
Karmine

sametdze wrote:

iavs called me a wanker which is offensive to us australians
Wait until you get the n-word, wouldn't be the first time lol.
sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze

Karmine wrote:

sametdze wrote:

iavs called me a wanker which is offensive to us australians
Wait until you get the n-word, wouldn't be the first time lol.
wdym
Patatitta
1,381 posts
Joined February 2020
Patatitta

sametdze wrote:

Karmine wrote:

sametdze wrote:

iavs called me a wanker which is offensive to us australians
Wait until you get the n-word, wouldn't be the first time lol.
wdym
anaxii did say the nword over discord a few times
sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze

Patatitta wrote:

sametdze wrote:

Karmine wrote:

sametdze wrote:

iavs called me a wanker which is offensive to us australians
Wait until you get the n-word, wouldn't be the first time lol.
wdym
anaxii did say the nword over discord a few times
cant lie i was kind of expecting her to do that at some point
Ymir
1,950 posts
Joined June 2020
Ymir
Isn't Anaxii black anyway?
Aireunaeus
3,113 posts
Joined December 2021
Aireunaeus

Ymir wrote:

Isn't Anaxii black anyway?
yes lel
anaxii
15,192 posts
Joined December 2022
anaxii

Karmine wrote:

sametdze wrote:

iavs called me a wanker which is offensive to us australians
Wait until you get the n-word, wouldn't be the first time lol.
Yeah I will say the n-word then I will get silenced for 2 hours, yeah I will totally do that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze
omg omg senpai noticed me
sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze
til that it is absolutely fine for women to be shirtless in some places
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,267 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen

sametdze wrote:

omg omg senpai noticed me
Oh congrats!
Karmine
1,036 posts
Joined November 2015
Karmine
This one is funny: community/forums/posts/3545813
Aireunaeus
3,113 posts
Joined December 2021
Aireunaeus
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
Reyalp51
966 posts
Joined April 2021
Reyalp51
lmao colors fucked

anaxii
15,192 posts
Joined December 2022
anaxii

Reyalp51 wrote:

lmao colors fucked

ON GOD I WAS SO SCARED LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Patatitta
1,381 posts
Joined February 2020
Patatitta
It's not a change, it's a bug, look at the ranked section, the colors for loved and ranked and whatever are missing

edit: everything got fixed in the moment it took to write this
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B0ii
586 posts
Joined November 2021
B0ii

Patatitta wrote:

It's not a change, it's a bug, look at the ranked section, the colors for loved and ranked and whatever are missing

edit: everything got fixed in the moment it took to write this
oh thank fucking god
Aireunaeus
3,113 posts
Joined December 2021
Aireunaeus
Winnyace
754 posts
Joined June 2016
Winnyace

sametdze wrote:

here i find myself genuinely listening to fucking mummy asmr. this random woman is out here making me feel loved and appreciated by talking into a microphone. what i find disturbing is how she talks exactly the way my doctor talks to me. chat, am i cooked?
bro you have a mom, ask her if you could hug her and shit. I'm sure she will be more than willing to do so
anaxii
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Joined December 2022
anaxii
mom's a great
Aireunaeus
3,113 posts
Joined December 2021
Aireunaeus


sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze


i dunno why but i find arms like this to be really cool
Karmine
1,036 posts
Joined November 2015
Karmine
Arms like what? White?

Those are some long fingers though.
sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze
wait nononononono i didnt mean it like that

the guy has long arms, thats what i meant
Karmine
1,036 posts
Joined November 2015
Karmine
They look normal to me, not like there's anything for reference though.
sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze
why tf do i need a password to access a store??

z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z

sametdze wrote:

why tf do i need a password to access a store??

is the website supposed to look like a shitpost
sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze
man wtf is this merch bro "NATURAL SELECTION" aah t shirt 😭🙏
B0ii
586 posts
Joined November 2021
B0ii

sametdze wrote:

man wtf is this merch bro "NATURAL SELECTION" aah t shirt 😭🙏
that shirt looks like something I can design in mspaint lmao
Birdy
5,757 posts
Joined April 2011
Birdy
61 AUD
Aireunaeus
3,113 posts
Joined December 2021
Aireunaeus
aghhhhh i finally released it lol
sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze
why does the temperature change it is the same sun
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
mostly the same sun, mostly the same earth, but found in roughly different locations and conditions...
sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze
if you forget your name just ask other people what their name is becuase the chances of you having the same name as someone is exteremy low
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
hi, would you happen to be euan? i see, that'll do, good day...

...that must mean im willow, i'm not him...

hi, would you happen to be willow?
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sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze
who the fuck names their child euan

what sane person would name their child fucking "euan", you're telling me you carried a baby for 9 months straight only to name it "euan". i mean you might as well just name your child "aeiou" if you're gonna use that many fucking vowels
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
ah. i see what you mean, scotland....

then, i suppose i am not scotland

wait no youre yvonne!! im not that either....
sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze
there's a reason to why im sametdze and not scottdze, samet is the far more superior name
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sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze
yay i now have an actually accurate brat cover avatar im literally so julia
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Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
you fascinating creature....
sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze
you can become one with the so julia avatars too..

https://www.bratgenerator.com/

just make sure to set it to green
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia

sametdze wrote:

you can become one with the so julia avatars too..

https://www.bratgenerator.com/

just make sure to set it to green
sweet....
B0ii
586 posts
Joined November 2021
B0ii
bruh I thought samet went schizo for a moment
Kaaruumii
860 posts
Joined November 2021
Kaaruumii
holy fuck trump almost got assassinated
sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze
oh no, who's next? the annoying orange? garfield? south park's kenny?
lostsilver
3,778 posts
Joined November 2022
lostsilver

Kaaruumii wrote:

holy fuck trump almost got assassinated
wait what
Winnyace
754 posts
Joined June 2016
Winnyace

Kaaruumii wrote:

holy fuck trump almost got assassinated
attempted. he survived
sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze
hm, had thomas crooks (the sniper) actually manage to shoot trump, what would come out of trump? blood or orange juice?
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,881 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3

sametdze wrote:

hm, had thomas crooks (the sniper) actually manage to shoot trump, what would come out of trump? blood or orange juice?
blood from pics I've seen

---

Also note for everyone that any post encouraging violence, wanting that someone should be killed or wishing that the shoot was successful will be deleted and the poster silenced)
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sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

sametdze wrote:

hm, had thomas crooks (the sniper) actually manage to shoot trump, what would come out of trump? blood or orange juice?
blood from pics I've seen
hey guys, its me, sametdze from the osu forums, here to explain the joke.

explanation because i dont think corne understood
what liquid comes out of oranges? juice. what liquid comes out of humans? well, there's a lot, but in this context, blood. if you were to shoot an orange, juice would come out. if you were to shoot a human, blood would come out. the joke here is that considering that trump is half human half orange, the liquid that would come out of him would be a mystery..
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,881 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3

sametdze wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

sametdze wrote:

hm, had thomas crooks (the sniper) actually manage to shoot trump, what would come out of trump? blood or orange juice?
blood from pics I've seen
hey guys, its me, sametdze from the osu forums, here to explain the joke.

explanation because i dont think corne understood
what liquid comes out of oranges? juice. what liquid comes out of humans? well, there's a lot, but in this context, blood. if you were to shoot an orange, juice would come out. if you were to shoot a human, blood would come out. the joke here is that considering that trump is half human half orange, the liquid that would come out of him would be a mystery..
I know, I know...
Patatitta
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Joined February 2020
Patatitta
I don't think i'm allowed to discuss my opinion of the current political event here
Blushing
Technical Support Team
3,271 posts
Joined February 2015
Blushing
:raised_eyebrow: ah political movements what are we do to with them
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,267 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen

Patatitta wrote:

I don't think i'm allowed to discuss my opinion of the current political event here
DeletedUser_32597938
DeletedUser_32597938

Nuuskamuikkunen wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

I don't think i'm allowed to discuss my opinion of the current political event here
Love this
B0ii
586 posts
Joined November 2021
B0ii

Nuuskamuikkunen wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

I don't think i'm allowed to discuss my opinion of the current political event here
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
ev-- ery-- thing-- is....
sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze
romantic
sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze
ngl i fw minties i just hate it so much when the lolly itself comes into contact with anything outside your mouth, because then that area becomes sticky and gross and stuff
WitherMite
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Joined August 2019
WitherMite
how to get random accounts to watch your github repos:
  1. sign up for any free api you dont care about
  2. hardcode the key into your project
  3. push
  4. profit??
silmarilen
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Joined February 2010
silmarilen

Nuuskamuikkunen wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

I don't think i'm allowed to discuss my opinion of the current political event here
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FSljAHEXwBAIYfq.jpg
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Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,881 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3


They removed the blurred anime characters covers, cry about it
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lostsilver
3,778 posts
Joined November 2022
lostsilver

Corne2Plum3 wrote:



They removed the blurred anime girl covers, cry about it
whoaaa
Aireunaeus
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Joined December 2021
Aireunaeus
This is most likely a r e f e r e n c e to Sewersvlt who is well known for their breakcore music
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Birdy
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Joined April 2011
Birdy

Achromalia wrote:

hi, would you happen to be euan? i see, that'll do, good day...

...that must mean im willow, i'm not him...

hi, would you happen to be willow?
if you're asking for a translation of my name, then yes i'm literally willow.
Jangsoodlor
613 posts
Joined December 2020
Jangsoodlor
Kani 🦀🦀🦀
sametdze
360 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze

Jangsoodlor wrote:

Kani 🦀🦀🦀
oh so that one email was you
Kaaruumii
860 posts
Joined November 2021
Kaaruumii
america has become increasingly 50% more american this year
Karmine
1,036 posts
Joined November 2015
Karmine

Kaaruumii wrote:

america has become increasingly 50% more american this year
?
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z

Karmine wrote:

Kaaruumii wrote:

america has become increasingly 50% more american this year
?
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,881 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3

Kaaruumii wrote:

america has become increasingly 50% more american this year
So what's the total now? 216%
Kaaruumii
860 posts
Joined November 2021
Kaaruumii

z0z wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Kaaruumii wrote:

america has become increasingly 50% more american this year
?

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Kaaruumii wrote:

america has become increasingly 50% more american this year
So what's the total now? 216%
yes
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z

Kaaruumii wrote:

z0z wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Kaaruumii wrote:

america has become increasingly 50% more american this year
?

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Kaaruumii wrote:

america has become increasingly 50% more american this year
So what's the total now? 216%
yes
oh

when america represents fascism
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