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Petition to make Waifuism OT! State Religion

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Topic Starter
Jangsoodlor
First Draft

(Draft Bill)

OT! State Religion Act 20xx



Preamble
OT! Is a land of churches and waifu worshipping for a long, long time. There're countless churches (and temples) popping off every now and then. Unfortunately, some churches has been the subject of tyranny. Church of Hoshimachi Suisei, for example, has been burnt to the ground and re-founded at least 6 times. To protect the freedom of waifu worshipping, as well as to keep the heretics away from the conduct of these churches, The practice of waifu worshipping, which will be refer to as "Waifuism" in this document, should be made a state religion.

Definitions
I. Waifu is a term for a human-like fictional character, usually in anime or related media, that someone has great, and sometimes romantic, affection for.
II. An act of worshipping Waifus, whether it be the creation of threads to appreciate the waifus (Appreciation Thread), or a place of worship them (Churches, Temples, etc. Which will be refer to simply as "churches"), shall be refer to as "Waifuism" in this document.

The Regulations
III. Waifuism shall be recognised as a state religion of OT!
IV. Freedom of Religion and freedom of worshipping other religions shall be protected. If those religions does not contradict or distort the teachings of Waifuism.
V. The OT! Government shall provide the funds necessary to help promote and support Waifuism and various churches
VI. The OT! Government have the power to close down threads promoting or practising Waifuism that violate the Constitution or the Grand Edict of OT!.
VII. It is the duty of the OT! Government to close down heretical instutions and carry out appropriate punishment to the individuals that
- poses a threat or potential threat against Waifuism.
- contradicts, distorts, undermines, or disrespects the teachings of Waifuism.
- promoting ideologies that are incompatible with Waifuism (such as Furryism).
VIII. If the government failed to comply with article III. to VII. of this bill, the denizens and denizen organisations reserved the rights to file a lawsuit against the government to the OTCourt.


Effective Immediately,
[Placeholder for OT! President Signature]
OT! President
[date]

Second Draft

(Second Draft)

OT! State Religion Act 20xx



Preamble
OT! Is a land of churches and waifu worshipping for a long, long time. There're countless churches (and temples) popping off every now and then. Unfortunately, some churches has been the subject of tyranny. Church of Hoshimachi Suisei, for example, has been burnt to the ground and re-founded at least 6 times. To protect the freedom of waifu worshipping, as well as to keep the heretics away from the conduct of these churches, The practice of waifu worshipping, which will be refer to as "Waifuism" in this document, should be made a state religion.

Definitions
I. Waifu is a term for a human-like fictional character, usually in anime or related media, that someone has great, and sometimes romantic, affection for.
II. An act of worshipping Waifus, whether it be the creation of threads to appreciate the waifus (Appreciation Thread), or a place of worship them (Churches, Temples, etc. Which will be refer to simply as "churches"), shall be refer to as "Waifuism" in this document.

The Regulations
III. Waifuism shall be recognised as a state religion of OT!
IV. Freedom of Religion and freedom of worshipping other religions shall remain protected.
V. The OT! Government have the power to close down threads promoting or practising Waifuism that violate the Constitution or the Grand Edict of OT!.
VI. It is the duty of the OT! Government to close down heretical institutions and carry out appropriate punishment of the individuals that
- poses a threat to Waifuism.
- contradicts, distorts, undermines, or disrespects the teachings of Waifuism.
VII. If the government failed to comply with article III. to VI. of this bill, the denizens and denizen organisations reserved the rights to file a lawsuit against the government to the OTCourt.


Effective Immediately,
[Placeholder for OT! President Signature]
OT! President
[date]
sametdze
fuck waifuism
z0z
?
Achromalia
fuck regulation vii (and statement two of regulation iv) of waifuism specifically

monitor regulation v with tempered scrutiny
Corne2Plum3


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Add furrism instead :3
/s
Reyalp51
you heard that right

Patatitta
honestly thought of vetoing it but then corne agreed with me so I'm thinking of actually signing it to piss corne off
sametdze
im going to blow my brains out if you do end up doing that
Achromalia
im going to compliment your currently-hypothetical responsible discernment if you veto it

classic case of "bill that glazes a virtue to sneak in a little tyranny" legislation
Patatitta

Achromalia wrote:

im going to compliment your currently-hypothetical responsible discernment if you veto it

classic case of "bill that glazes a virtue to sneak in a little tyranny" legislation
yeah like it's obviously passing this petition would be wrong, however, some people would be pretty mad which is funny, idk, balancing both options
Karmine
Exile.
Topic Starter
Jangsoodlor
Due to concerns expressed by various denizens, here's the watered down version of the bill


(Second Draft)

OT! State Religion Act 20xx



Preamble
OT! Is a land of churches and waifu worshipping for a long, long time. There're countless churches (and temples) popping off every now and then. Unfortunately, some churches has been the subject of tyranny. Church of Hoshimachi Suisei, for example, has been burnt to the ground and re-founded at least 6 times. To protect the freedom of waifu worshipping, as well as to keep the heretics away from the conduct of these churches, The practice of waifu worshipping, which will be refer to as "Waifuism" in this document, should be made a state religion.

Definitions
I. Waifu is a term for a human-like fictional character, usually in anime or related media, that someone has great, and sometimes romantic, affection for.
II. An act of worshipping Waifus, whether it be the creation of threads to appreciate the waifus (Appreciation Thread), or a place of worship them (Churches, Temples, etc. Which will be refer to simply as "churches"), shall be refer to as "Waifuism" in this document.

The Regulations
III. Waifuism shall be recognised as a state religion of OT!
IV. Freedom of Religion and freedom of worshipping other religions shall remain protected.
V. The OT! Government have the power to close down threads promoting or practising Waifuism that violate the Constitution or the Grand Edict of OT!.
VI. It is the duty of the OT! Government to close down heretical institutions and carry out appropriate punishment of the individuals that
- poses a threat to Waifuism.
- contradicts, distorts, undermines, or disrespects the teachings of Waifuism.
VII. If the government failed to comply with article III. to VI. of this bill, the denizens and denizen organisations reserved the rights to file a lawsuit against the government to the OTCourt.


Effective Immediately,
[Placeholder for OT! President Signature]
OT! President
[date]
sametdze
fuck waifuism still
Patatitta
what would you consider a heretical institution and how would you like the gov to help your churches?, I need definitions on those
ColdTooth
how about no and we lock this
Karmine
Exile.
burgernfat
this cant be healthy
Topic Starter
Jangsoodlor

Patatitta wrote:

what would you consider a heretical institution and how would you like the gov to help your churches?, I need definitions on those
A heretical institution is an institution that actively promotes heresy such as "anime girls bad x belief is better" or something like that.

The funding clause is removed in the second draft.
- Marco -
Yes please let me be and pray who the firetruck i want
Kobold84
Time to make a new government and have this as a mandatory religion.
Patatitta
nah I don't think I can push this, OT has worked well as a secular state and given that waifuism actually goes contrary to the believes of many of the residents
Kaaruumii
Corne2Plum3

Kaaruumii wrote:

Not again!
Topic Starter
Jangsoodlor

Kobold84 wrote:

Time to make a new government and have this as a mandatory religion.
revolution pls
cyanideiscyan
Winnyace
political rp lmao boring
Nuuskamuikkunen
No.
z0z

Patatitta wrote:

nah I don't think I can push this, OT has worked well as a secular state and given that waifuism actually goes contrary to the believes of many of the residents
ot is actually a coalition of states
Hydreigon


if my wife is not included, then im not buying it ):<
Achromalia

Hydreigon wrote:



if my wife is not included, then im not buying it ):<
ok im not normally a car person but this one is unexpectedly strikingly cool ;o;
Topic Starter
Jangsoodlor

Hydreigon wrote:



if my wife is not included, then im not buying it ):<
Nissan 240sx
Scyla
yes!
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