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so long as you dont hit your head against the bar in this bar you can have the bar
Oh, well, got the bar.
ever heard of sarcasm? also why tf would u reply to a 4 yrold commentFurkoq wrote:
smhRazzy wrote:
go fuck yourself and your shitty bar
I was wondering why the fuck Dawnsday posted a new thread. Then I saw
this is necro
this is necro
yes i heard of. because why notCerno wrote:
ever heard of sarcasm? also why tf would u reply to a 4 yrold commentFurkoq wrote:
smhRazzy wrote:
go fuck yourself and your shitty bar
I want the strongest wine you have to drown out my misery
i still havent gotten the recommendationsCerno wrote:
hello sir, um since this is my first time here. could u give me some recommendations?
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Enjoy your drinks!
I recommend buying anything fruity, if it's your first time best lay off the hard stuff.Cerno wrote:
i still havent gotten the recommendationsCerno wrote:
hello sir, um since this is my first time here. could u give me some recommendations?
Necro train
Give me alcohol
Give me alcohol
Holy shit this thread is oldanimesquadgp wrote:
can i get a boneless pizza
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Jarcrafted wrote:
Necro train
Give me alcohol
Enjoy your drink!
Excuse you this is a brick and mortar establishment do NOT refer to it as a thread, but yes it's rustic. Gives it personality.Jarcrafted wrote:
Holy shit this thread is oldanimesquadgp wrote:
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Mostly everyone you know here is gone I'd reckon.
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shame to hear but it's cool to see OT lives on I half expected a dead corpse when I opened up this board.Stomiks wrote:
Mostly everyone you know here is gone I'd reckon.
Cerno wrote:
can i just get me-self a piña colada my good sir?
enjoy your pina colada sir! made with only the freshest pineapple
YOU BETTER GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY BEFORE I LIGHT THIS BITCH UP
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Have you seen a single individual pay in this establishment? I sure haven't. Everyone's on a tab here man. There is no money. Sit down, order a drink and behave like a good lad.Hatelore0000 wrote:
YOU BETTER GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY BEFORE I LIGHT THIS BITCH UP
Do you pay in OT bucks? I'll gladly pay for everyone here if that's the case.Dawns wrote:
Have you seen a single individual pay in this establishment? I sure haven't. Everyone's on a tab here man. There is no money. Sit down, order a drink and behave like a good lad.Hatelore0000 wrote:
YOU BETTER GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY BEFORE I LIGHT THIS BITCH UP
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Bland and boring, so bland and boring that I will increase those factors by not giving you the joy of a stock image. Enjoy your cup of water (It's tap water.)A_childIGuess wrote:
can I have water please?
I have no idea what an OT buck is man but if I can pay my mortgage with it sure.Stomiks wrote:
Do you pay in OT bucks? I'll gladly pay for everyone here if that's the case.
thank youDawns wrote:
Bland and boring, so bland and boring that I will increase those factors by not giving you the joy of a stock image. Enjoy your cup of water (It's tap water.)A_childIGuess wrote:
can I have water please?
I would like your most alcoholic drink please.
Give me tangy and brown cider.
It's the currency of OT now. Here, I'll hand in a huge stack.Dawns wrote:
I have no idea what an OT buck is man but if I can pay my mortgage with it sure.Stomiks wrote:
Do you pay in OT bucks? I'll gladly pay for everyone here if that's the case.
I am not into alcohol, do you have a selection of tea to choose from?
I need the drink NOW! *Slams table*[ Sebastian ] wrote:
I would like your most alcoholic drink please.
Got a VB Longneck round' ere'?
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Scyla wrote:
A screwdriver please
enjoy. i have never made a screwdriver before actually i don't know how that's quite possible.
Sourced from my latest holiday to Serbia, may I interest you in Balkan 176 Vodka.[ Sebastian ] wrote:
I would like your most alcoholic drink please.
eblf2013 wrote:
Give me tangy and brown cider.
Feel free to test your silly little rhyme on the beverage sir.
I don't have tea on tap, that would make this a very weird establishment. I can make you an Irish Coffee, best I can do on short noticesamX500 wrote:
I am not into alcohol, do you have a selection of tea to choose from?
Sir please view the establishment, I am a rusty bartender out of work for a few months as I hibernated and there's like 50 people in tonight.[ Sebastian ] wrote:
I need the drink NOW! *Slams table*
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-Remi wrote:
Got a VB Longneck round' ere'?
though this is a traditional british establishment i am 'fraid not.
you can get a coke from the minifridge if you wantz0z wrote:
can i get a soda
Yes please.Dawns wrote:
Sourced from my latest holiday to Serbia, may I interest you in Balkan 176 Vodka.
Whiskey? I'll take a whole bottle
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[ Sebastian ] wrote:
Yes please.
Enjoy your drink which I have split up into various shot glasses because you were a tad annoying!
Yeah I'm gonna need to see some ID.Jarcrafted wrote:
Whiskey? I'll take a whole bottle
Thanks!Dawns wrote:
[ Sebastian ] wrote:
Yes please.
Enjoy your drink which I have split up into various shot glasses because you were a tad annoying!
*Drinks all the glasses in a few seconds*
uh sure, get me a straw with thatDawns wrote:
you can get a coke from the minifridge if you wantz0z wrote:
can i get a soda
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z0z wrote:
uh sure, get me a straw with that
Please enjoy!
Polyspora wrote:
can I get some caipirinha with sprite?
bom apetite!
Okay:Dawns wrote:
eblf2013 wrote:
Give me tangy and brown cider.
Feel free to test your silly little rhyme on the beverage sir.
If it's clear and yella, that's juice dear fella.
If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town.
Now there's two exceptions and it gets kinda tricky there.
cider CAN be yellow if they're using late season apples,
of course in Canada, the whole thing's flip flopped.
Well, this does seem like a weird establishment so I thought I'd try my chance. But very well then, I'll take you up on your offer.Dawns wrote:
I don't have tea on tap, that would make this a very weird establishment. I can make you an Irish Coffee, best I can do on short noticesamX500 wrote:
I am not into alcohol, do you have a selection of tea to choose from?
Guess I'll take your finest sake, a whole bottle.Dawns wrote:
-Remi wrote:
Got a VB Longneck round' ere'?
though this is a traditional british establishment i am 'fraid not.
Can I get a jar of dirt?
Sad to think that Gen 7 is almost completely inactive now.
Ima finnne afttta drinkennn allll thhhattt accolhooolllll!
How many bottles do I need to consume so I could die from alcohol poisoning?
Ohhhh nnooooo immma gonnia vommmit *bleeeeeeh*[ Sebastian ] wrote:
Ima finnne afttta drinkennn allll thhhattt accolhooolllll!
Can I get a Capri sun
Mah head hurts sooo muccchh. Wha shoullld I dooooooOOOOOo?[ Sebastian ] wrote:
Ohhhh nnooooo immma gonnia vommmit *bleeeeeeh*[ Sebastian ] wrote:
Ima finnne afttta drinkennn allll thhhattt accolhooolllll!
sL -p t o -[ Sebastian ] wrote:
Mah head hurts sooo muccchh. Wha shoullld I dooooooOOOOOo?[ Sebastian ] wrote:
Ohhhh nnooooo immma gonnia vommmit *bleeeeeeh*[ Sebastian ] wrote:
Ima finnne afttta drinkennn allll thhhattt accolhooolllll!
hmmmmm no, you better go to sleep together with your capitalist OTbucksStomiks wrote:
It's the currency of OT now. Here, I'll hand in a huge stack.Dawns wrote:
I have no idea what an OT buck is man but if I can pay my mortgage with it sure.Stomiks wrote:
Do you pay in OT bucks? I'll gladly pay for everyone here if that's the case.
SRbucks are way more liberalist and better
also, water please?
Dawns's mother reporting in!Stomiks wrote:
Mostly everyone you know here is gone I'd reckon.
it's ok I can help you go outside[ Sebastian ] wrote:
Mah head hurts sooo muccchh. Wha shoullld I dooooooOOOOOo?[ Sebastian ] wrote:
Ohhhh nnooooo immma gonnia vommmit *bleeeeeeh*[ Sebastian ] wrote:
Ima finnne afttta drinkennn allll thhhattt accolhooolllll!
Ayo can i get a hot dr pepper
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Are these Gens a real thing or made up?YyottaCat wrote:
Sad to think that Gen 7 is almost completely inactive now.
Plain and boring. Enjoy your tap waterdPeace wrote:
hi do u have water
If its sold in a bar its sold here we don't have menus those cost upkeep179bpm wrote:
um im new here so what’s your menu
Kaaruumii wrote:
aye there matey u got any milkers
You should be so unfortunate. Good 2 see u clayton...clayton wrote:
Dawns's mother reporting in!
Yeah but I'm not at my computer so just get one from the minibarDementedduck wrote:
Ayo can i get a hot dr pepper
ok i got one, mmm
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no because i don't trust you. you can get 3 and see how you do after thatLoserotaku wrote:
can i get 6 shots of vodka?
loserotaku
This is officially OT's the longest functioning Bar. You might as well show off that Est. 2017 with pride
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with a sole sample size of 1 bar ever I think that might be a little too on the nose, though I am proud of it.abraker wrote:
This is officially OT's the longest functioning Bar. You might as well show off that Est. 2017 with pride
I feel like I already served youA_childIGuess wrote:
can I get your least achoholic drink please
many businesses don't survive even a monthDawns wrote:
with a sole sample size of 1 bar ever I think that might be a little too on the nose, though I am proud of it.abraker wrote:
This is officially OT's the longest functioning Bar. You might as well show off that Est. 2017 with prideI feel like I already served youA_childIGuess wrote:
can I get your least achoholic drink please
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what is wrong with you people? Someone needs to make an OT water dispensary except it's dingy and run down and looks horrible for you people.octowave wrote:
i'm not really an alcohol person, can i just have a water?
Water drinkersDawns wrote:
what is wrong with you people? Someone needs to make an OT water dispensary except it's dingy and run down and looks horrible for you people.octowave wrote:
i'm not really an alcohol person, can i just have a water?
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octowave wrote:
i just wanted water... :<Dawns wrote:
what is wrong with you people? Someone needs to make an OT water dispensary except it's dingy and run down and looks horrible for you people.octowave wrote:
i'm not really an alcohol person, can i just have a water?
Enjoy.
me too!!Dawns wrote:
octowave wrote:
i just wanted water... :<Dawns wrote:
what is wrong with you people? Someone needs to make an OT water dispensary except it's dingy and run down and looks horrible for you people.octowave wrote:
i'm not really an alcohol person, can i just have a water?
Enjoy.
Can I have some hot chocolate please?
Is this the Krusty Krab?
No this is Patrick.eblf2013 wrote:
Is this the Krusty Krab?
No this is Jarcraftedeblf2013 wrote:
Is this the Krusty Krab?
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use the coffee machine I don't have that on tap.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
Can I have some hot chocolate please?
179bpm wrote:
alright can i just get a pepsi
Can I get year 2017 back
and another cup of milk
and another cup of milk
fidget spinners and 1000 degree knife challenge momentKupcaH wrote:
Can I get year 2017 back
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i can do only one of these and sadly it's the milk.KupcaH wrote:
Can I get year 2017 back
and another cup of milk
these damn newfriends dont know how good 2017 was.
Yo bartender I never got my Capri sun I've been waiting for 16 hoursyoony1 wrote:
Can I get a Capri sun
I think there is something wrong with this bar... I dont remember drinking here at all, but somehow there is a drink on my name. Is this some type of scam?
Oi bartender where the fuck is that Sake I asked for, do you want a 1 star on google reviews?yoony1 wrote:
Yo bartender I never got my Capri sun I've been waiting for 16 hoursyoony1 wrote:
Can I get a Capri sun
Get me my fucking drink
Oh, that must be me. I was very drunk a couple days ago lolPolyspora wrote:
I think there is something wrong with this bar... I dont remember drinking here at all, but somehow there is a drink on my name. Is this some type of scam?
2017 were more than fidget spinners, they also were fidget spinner year.Kaaruumii wrote:
fidget spinners and 1000 degree knife challenge momentKupcaH wrote:
Can I get year 2017 back
I haven’t seen anyone with fidget spinners for a long time. They probably just died out.eblf2013 wrote:
2017 were more than fidget spinners, they also were fidget spinner year.Kaaruumii wrote:
fidget spinners and 1000 degree knife challenge momentKupcaH wrote:
Can I get year 2017 back
Give me a chocolate bar.
But dogs can't eat chocolate.eblf2013 wrote:
Give me a chocolate bar.
:][ Sebastian ] wrote:
But dogs can't eat chocolate.eblf2013 wrote:
Give me a chocolate bar.
but i thougt dogs can eat anythingeblf2013 wrote:
:][ Sebastian ] wrote:
But dogs can't eat chocolate.eblf2013 wrote:
Give me a chocolate bar.
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-Remi wrote:
Get me my fucking drink
No.yoony1 wrote:
Yo bartender I never got my Capri sun I've been waiting for 16 hoursyoony1 wrote:
Can I get a Capri sun
FUCK ITDawns wrote:
-Remi wrote:
Get me my fucking drinkNo.yoony1 wrote:
Yo bartender I never got my Capri sun I've been waiting for 16 hoursyoony1 wrote:
Can I get a Capri sun
I DON'T WANT WATER
GIVE ME YOUR MOST ALCOHOLIC, BITTER AND FUCKING HARD DRINK THAT YOU HAVE
DID I SAY A GLASS? NO, GIVE ME A WHOLE BOTTLE