Well, this does seem like a weird establishment so I thought I'd try my chance. But very well then, I'll take you up on your offer.Dawns wrote:
I don't have tea on tap, that would make this a very weird establishment. I can make you an Irish Coffee, best I can do on short noticesamX500 wrote:
I am not into alcohol, do you have a selection of tea to choose from?
forum
Off-Topic Bar!
posted
Total Posts
346
Guess I'll take your finest sake, a whole bottle.Dawns wrote:
-Remi wrote:
Got a VB Longneck round' ere'?
though this is a traditional british establishment i am 'fraid not.
Can I get a jar of dirt?
Sad to think that Gen 7 is almost completely inactive now.
Ima finnne afttta drinkennn allll thhhattt accolhooolllll!
How many bottles do I need to consume so I could die from alcohol poisoning?
Ohhhh nnooooo immma gonnia vommmit *bleeeeeeh*[ Sebastian ] wrote:
Ima finnne afttta drinkennn allll thhhattt accolhooolllll!
Can I get a Capri sun
Mah head hurts sooo muccchh. Wha shoullld I dooooooOOOOOo?[ Sebastian ] wrote:
Ohhhh nnooooo immma gonnia vommmit *bleeeeeeh*[ Sebastian ] wrote:
Ima finnne afttta drinkennn allll thhhattt accolhooolllll!
sL -p t o -[ Sebastian ] wrote:
Mah head hurts sooo muccchh. Wha shoullld I dooooooOOOOOo?[ Sebastian ] wrote:
Ohhhh nnooooo immma gonnia vommmit *bleeeeeeh*[ Sebastian ] wrote:
Ima finnne afttta drinkennn allll thhhattt accolhooolllll!
hmmmmm no, you better go to sleep together with your capitalist OTbucksStomiks wrote:
It's the currency of OT now. Here, I'll hand in a huge stack.Dawns wrote:
I have no idea what an OT buck is man but if I can pay my mortgage with it sure.Stomiks wrote:
Do you pay in OT bucks? I'll gladly pay for everyone here if that's the case.
SRbucks are way more liberalist and better
also, water please?
Dawns's mother reporting in!Stomiks wrote:
Mostly everyone you know here is gone I'd reckon.
it's ok I can help you go outside[ Sebastian ] wrote:
Mah head hurts sooo muccchh. Wha shoullld I dooooooOOOOOo?[ Sebastian ] wrote:
Ohhhh nnooooo immma gonnia vommmit *bleeeeeeh*[ Sebastian ] wrote:
Ima finnne afttta drinkennn allll thhhattt accolhooolllll!
Ayo can i get a hot dr pepper
Topic Starter
Are these Gens a real thing or made up?YyottaCat wrote:
Sad to think that Gen 7 is almost completely inactive now.
Plain and boring. Enjoy your tap waterdPeace wrote:
hi do u have water
If its sold in a bar its sold here we don't have menus those cost upkeep179bpm wrote:
um im new here so what’s your menu
Kaaruumii wrote:
aye there matey u got any milkers
You should be so unfortunate. Good 2 see u clayton...clayton wrote:
Dawns's mother reporting in!
Yeah but I'm not at my computer so just get one from the minibarDementedduck wrote:
Ayo can i get a hot dr pepper
ok i got one, mmm
Topic Starter
no because i don't trust you. you can get 3 and see how you do after thatLoserotaku wrote:
can i get 6 shots of vodka?
loserotaku
This is officially OT's the longest functioning Bar. You might as well show off that Est. 2017 with pride
Topic Starter
with a sole sample size of 1 bar ever I think that might be a little too on the nose, though I am proud of it.abraker wrote:
This is officially OT's the longest functioning Bar. You might as well show off that Est. 2017 with pride
I feel like I already served youA_childIGuess wrote:
can I get your least achoholic drink please
many businesses don't survive even a monthDawns wrote:
with a sole sample size of 1 bar ever I think that might be a little too on the nose, though I am proud of it.abraker wrote:
This is officially OT's the longest functioning Bar. You might as well show off that Est. 2017 with prideI feel like I already served youA_childIGuess wrote:
can I get your least achoholic drink please
Topic Starter
what is wrong with you people? Someone needs to make an OT water dispensary except it's dingy and run down and looks horrible for you people.octowave wrote:
i'm not really an alcohol person, can i just have a water?
Water drinkersDawns wrote:
what is wrong with you people? Someone needs to make an OT water dispensary except it's dingy and run down and looks horrible for you people.octowave wrote:
i'm not really an alcohol person, can i just have a water?
Topic Starter
octowave wrote:
i just wanted water... :<Dawns wrote:
what is wrong with you people? Someone needs to make an OT water dispensary except it's dingy and run down and looks horrible for you people.octowave wrote:
i'm not really an alcohol person, can i just have a water?
Enjoy.
me too!!Dawns wrote:
octowave wrote:
i just wanted water... :<Dawns wrote:
what is wrong with you people? Someone needs to make an OT water dispensary except it's dingy and run down and looks horrible for you people.octowave wrote:
i'm not really an alcohol person, can i just have a water?
Enjoy.
Can I have some hot chocolate please?
Is this the Krusty Krab?
No this is Patrick.eblf2013 wrote:
Is this the Krusty Krab?
No this is Jarcraftedeblf2013 wrote:
Is this the Krusty Krab?
Topic Starter
use the coffee machine I don't have that on tap.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
Can I have some hot chocolate please?
179bpm wrote:
alright can i just get a pepsi
Can I get year 2017 back
and another cup of milk
and another cup of milk
fidget spinners and 1000 degree knife challenge momentKupcaH wrote:
Can I get year 2017 back
Topic Starter
i can do only one of these and sadly it's the milk.KupcaH wrote:
Can I get year 2017 back
and another cup of milk
these damn newfriends dont know how good 2017 was.
Yo bartender I never got my Capri sun I've been waiting for 16 hoursyoony1 wrote:
Can I get a Capri sun
I think there is something wrong with this bar... I dont remember drinking here at all, but somehow there is a drink on my name. Is this some type of scam?
Oi bartender where the fuck is that Sake I asked for, do you want a 1 star on google reviews?yoony1 wrote:
Yo bartender I never got my Capri sun I've been waiting for 16 hoursyoony1 wrote:
Can I get a Capri sun
Get me my fucking drink
Oh, that must be me. I was very drunk a couple days ago lolPolyspora wrote:
I think there is something wrong with this bar... I dont remember drinking here at all, but somehow there is a drink on my name. Is this some type of scam?
2017 were more than fidget spinners, they also were fidget spinner year.Kaaruumii wrote:
fidget spinners and 1000 degree knife challenge momentKupcaH wrote:
Can I get year 2017 back
I haven’t seen anyone with fidget spinners for a long time. They probably just died out.eblf2013 wrote:
2017 were more than fidget spinners, they also were fidget spinner year.Kaaruumii wrote:
fidget spinners and 1000 degree knife challenge momentKupcaH wrote:
Can I get year 2017 back
Give me a chocolate bar.
But dogs can't eat chocolate.eblf2013 wrote:
Give me a chocolate bar.
:][ Sebastian ] wrote:
But dogs can't eat chocolate.eblf2013 wrote:
Give me a chocolate bar.
but i thougt dogs can eat anythingeblf2013 wrote:
:][ Sebastian ] wrote:
But dogs can't eat chocolate.eblf2013 wrote:
Give me a chocolate bar.
Topic Starter
-Remi wrote:
Get me my fucking drink
No.yoony1 wrote:
Yo bartender I never got my Capri sun I've been waiting for 16 hoursyoony1 wrote:
Can I get a Capri sun
FUCK ITDawns wrote:
-Remi wrote:
Get me my fucking drinkNo.yoony1 wrote:
Yo bartender I never got my Capri sun I've been waiting for 16 hoursyoony1 wrote:
Can I get a Capri sun
I DON'T WANT WATER
GIVE ME YOUR MOST ALCOHOLIC, BITTER AND FUCKING HARD DRINK THAT YOU HAVE
DID I SAY A GLASS? NO, GIVE ME A WHOLE BOTTLE
Topic Starter
Sir you're going to have to calm down or I'll have you barredRigbyuis wrote:
FUCK IT
I DON'T WANT WATER
GIVE ME YOUR MOST ALCOHOLIC, BITTER AND FUCKING HARD DRINK THAT YOU HAVE
DID I SAY A GLASS? NO, GIVE ME A WHOLE BOTTLE
I would like some orange juice if possible
You'll regret that. My head still hurts from drinking the most alcoholic drink here.Rigbyuis wrote:
FUCK IT
I DON'T WANT WATER
GIVE ME YOUR MOST ALCOHOLIC, BITTER AND FUCKING HARD DRINK THAT YOU HAVE
DID I SAY A GLASS? NO, GIVE ME A WHOLE BOTTLE
Dawns wrote:
No.yoony1 wrote:
Yo bartender I never got my Capri sun I've been waiting for 16 hoursyoony1 wrote:
Can I get a Capri sun
rip yoony nevar forgoryoony1 wrote:
Dawns wrote:
No.yoony1 wrote:
Yo bartender I never got my Capri sun I've been waiting for 16 hoursyoony1 wrote:
Can I get a Capri sun
yes you can have your alcohol but you're not 18 so i'll keep it for you and check back till you're 18dPeace wrote:
hi can i get some alcohol here im underage
May i introduce u to some industrial use alcoholA_childIGuess wrote:
can I have a bottle your most achoholic drink
hmmm tastyCerno wrote:
May i introduce u to some industrial use alcoholA_childIGuess wrote:
can I have a bottle your most achoholic drink
I want some more cider sir.
What’s the fuss about alcoholic drinks?
Just drink pure ethanol you morons.
Just drink pure ethanol you morons.
I need some of that. I haven't learned my lesson the first time.Polyspora wrote:
hmmm tastyCerno wrote:
May i introduce u to some industrial use alcoholA_childIGuess wrote:
can I have a bottle your most achoholic drink
*not recommended*[ Sebastian ] wrote:
I need some of that. I haven't learned my lesson the first time.Polyspora wrote:
hmmm tastyCerno wrote:
May i introduce u to some industrial use alcoholA_childIGuess wrote:
can I have a bottle your most achoholic drink
That's just a recommendation. I'll be fine.Aireunaeus wrote:
*not recommended*[ Sebastian ] wrote:
I need some of that. I haven't learned my lesson the first time.Polyspora wrote:
hmmm tastyCerno wrote:
May i introduce u to some industrial use alcoholA_childIGuess wrote:
can I have a bottle your most achoholic drink
Topic Starter
YyottaCat wrote:
What’s the fuss about alcoholic drinks?
Just drink pure ethanol you morons.
New drink on the menu.
Pfft here is man who never tried 99% AlcoholPolyspora wrote:
hmmm tastyCerno wrote:
May i introduce u to some industrial use alcoholA_childIGuess wrote:
can I have a bottle your most achoholic drink
If this order takes way too long I will begin throwing apples in random directions.eblf2013 wrote:
I want some more cider sir.
don't throw them at meeblf2013 wrote:
If this order takes way too long I will begin throwing apples in random directions.eblf2013 wrote:
I want some more cider sir.
he will not, but i... I, INSTEADz0z wrote:
don't throw them at meeblf2013 wrote:
If this order takes way too long I will begin throwing apples in random directions.eblf2013 wrote:
I want some more cider sir.
*shoots one back*Rigbyuis wrote:
he will not, but i... I, INSTEADz0z wrote:
don't throw them at meeblf2013 wrote:
If this order takes way too long I will begin throwing apples in random directions.eblf2013 wrote:
I want some more cider sir.
that's it buddyz0z wrote:
*shoots one back*Rigbyuis wrote:
he will not, but i... I, INSTEADz0z wrote:
don't throw them at meeblf2013 wrote:
If this order takes way too long I will begin throwing apples in random directions.eblf2013 wrote:
I want some more cider sir.
*grabs a bottle while the barman is not watching and throws it
so is no one gonna call the guards to stop this pub fight
WHERE IS MY CIDER?Dawns wrote:
entertainment
*holds apple in right hand*