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z0z
it's 4:40am...

now what should i order
Corne2Plum3
Do you have something to drink OwO ?
pentaqola
i'd love to have a small glass of wine, just so i could feel some warmth on my face

my mortal body is definitely legal for thing
Topic Starter
Wiwi_

z0z wrote:

it's 4:40am...

now what should i order
Take your time and figure it out boss.



Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Do you have something to drink OwO ?


Here's a rum and coke because you didn't specify anything. Please enjoy!



pentaqola wrote:

i'd love to have a small glass of wine, just so i could feel some warmth on my face

my mortal body is definitely legal for thing


I will assume you are telling the truth because this is an establishment that respects it's customers, any more importantly, respects money.
z0z
oh hey you're back

damn did i take almost 50 minutes to decide?

ok i'll get 24oz of unflavored, uncolored, refreshing cold water so that i can go sleep
Cerno
hello sir, um since this is my first time here. could u give me some recommendations?
Joon Yorigami

Cerno wrote:

hello sir, um since this is my first time here. could u give me some recommendations?
I'll just take what you will give to him since it's also my first time here
Corne2Plum3

Dawnsday wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Do you have something to drink OwO ?


Here's a rum and coke because you didn't specify anything. Please enjoy!
Thanks :)
pentaqola

igorsprite wrote:

do i need to pay for the drink? 🤔
would like to ask as well
[RUE]Bambinex
yo I would like a diabolo grenadines please
Joon Yorigami
don't let this die again please...
igorsprite
oh, again
Hoshimegu Mio
Yes, again.
pentaqola
*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
z0z
now dealing with the barrage of tests and end-of-semesterquarter assignments

Yhuan Debeste wrote:

don't let this die again please...
what are we supposed to do

i don't think i got my water

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
hi
ColdTooth
An Alolan Vulpix is playing Jazz music
Hoshimegu Mio

ColdTooth wrote:

An Alolan Vulpix is playing Jazz music
xi - Zauberkugel.
Sugar_owo

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
hey there-

wait ur doing what again?
pentaqola

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
hey there-

wait ur doing what again?
oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitors
Sugar_owo

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
hey there-

wait ur doing what again?
oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitors
what are u cleaning up..
pentaqola

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
hey there-

wait ur doing what again?
oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitors
what are u cleaning up..
...ashes
Joon Yorigami

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
hey there-

wait ur doing what again?
oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitors
what are u cleaning up..
...ashes
that's actually kinda sad...
Sugar_owo

Yhuan Debeste wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
hey there-

wait ur doing what again?
oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitors
what are u cleaning up..
...ashes
that's actually kinda sad...
that’s depressing. what happened there?
animeslayergp
can i get a boneless pizza
pentaqola

Sugar_owo wrote:

Yhuan Debeste wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Sugar_owo wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

*cleaning up the bar and possible crime scene*

oh hi! just helping out here
hey there-

wait ur doing what again?
oh nothing! just cleaning this place up for visitors
what are u cleaning up..
...ashes
that's actually kinda sad...
that’s depressing. what happened there?
accidents from the past.

as for the pizza. dunno if the bartender is here or not, but i can't help you get that
clayton
off topic pizza parlor doesn't sound so bad
Nuuskamuikkunen
Can I have a bar in this bar?
abraker
so long as you dont hit your head against the bar in this bar you can have the bar
Nuuskamuikkunen
Oh, well, got the bar.

Yumeira

Razzy wrote:

go fuck yourself and your shitty bar
smh
Cerno

Furkoq wrote:

Razzy wrote:

go fuck yourself and your shitty bar
smh
ever heard of sarcasm? also why tf would u reply to a 4 yrold comment
q9za
I was wondering why the fuck Dawnsday posted a new thread. Then I saw

this is necro
Yumeira

Cerno wrote:

Furkoq wrote:

Razzy wrote:

go fuck yourself and your shitty bar
smh
ever heard of sarcasm? also why tf would u reply to a 4 yrold comment
yes i heard of. because why not
Scyla
A pint of beer
Stomiks
I want the strongest wine you have to drown out my misery
Cerno

Cerno wrote:

hello sir, um since this is my first time here. could u give me some recommendations?
i still havent gotten the recommendations
Topic Starter
Wiwi_




Welcome to the OT Bar Grand(er) Reopening(er) (2)


please enjoy our selection of slightly LESS affordable snacks since the last time this place had visitors, there's a cost of living crisis you know!




Enjoy your drinks!


Cerno wrote:

Cerno wrote:

hello sir, um since this is my first time here. could u give me some recommendations?
i still havent gotten the recommendations
I recommend buying anything fruity, if it's your first time best lay off the hard stuff.
Jarcrafted
Necro train
Give me alcohol
Jarcrafted

animesquadgp wrote:

can i get a boneless pizza
Holy shit this thread is old
Topic Starter
Wiwi_

Jarcrafted wrote:

Necro train
Give me alcohol


Enjoy your drink!



Jarcrafted wrote:

animesquadgp wrote:

snip
Holy shit this thread is old
Excuse you this is a brick and mortar establishment do NOT refer to it as a thread, but yes it's rustic. Gives it personality.




Stomiks
Mostly everyone you know here is gone I'd reckon.
Cerno
can i just get me-self a piña colada my good sir?
Topic Starter
Wiwi_

Stomiks wrote:

Mostly everyone you know here is gone I'd reckon.
shame to hear but it's cool to see OT lives on I half expected a dead corpse when I opened up this board.



Cerno wrote:

can i just get me-self a piña colada my good sir?


enjoy your pina colada sir! made with only the freshest pineapple
Hatelore0000
YOU BETTER GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY BEFORE I LIGHT THIS BITCH UP
Topic Starter
Wiwi_

Hatelore0000 wrote:

YOU BETTER GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY BEFORE I LIGHT THIS BITCH UP
Have you seen a single individual pay in this establishment? I sure haven't. Everyone's on a tab here man. There is no money. Sit down, order a drink and behave like a good lad.
- cirno -
can I have water please?
Stomiks

Dawns wrote:

Hatelore0000 wrote:

YOU BETTER GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING MONEY BEFORE I LIGHT THIS BITCH UP
Have you seen a single individual pay in this establishment? I sure haven't. Everyone's on a tab here man. There is no money. Sit down, order a drink and behave like a good lad.
Do you pay in OT bucks? I'll gladly pay for everyone here if that's the case.
Topic Starter
Wiwi_

A_childIGuess wrote:

can I have water please?
Bland and boring, so bland and boring that I will increase those factors by not giving you the joy of a stock image. Enjoy your cup of water (It's tap water.)



Stomiks wrote:

Do you pay in OT bucks? I'll gladly pay for everyone here if that's the case.
I have no idea what an OT buck is man but if I can pay my mortgage with it sure.
- cirno -

Dawns wrote:

A_childIGuess wrote:

can I have water please?
Bland and boring, so bland and boring that I will increase those factors by not giving you the joy of a stock image. Enjoy your cup of water (It's tap water.)
thank you :D
Scyla
A screwdriver please
[ Sebastian ]
I would like your most alcoholic drink please.
Nuuskamuikkunen
Give me tangy and brown cider.
Stomiks

Dawns wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Do you pay in OT bucks? I'll gladly pay for everyone here if that's the case.
I have no idea what an OT buck is man but if I can pay my mortgage with it sure.
It's the currency of OT now. Here, I'll hand in a huge stack.

samX500
I am not into alcohol, do you have a selection of tea to choose from?
[ Sebastian ]

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

I would like your most alcoholic drink please.
I need the drink NOW! *Slams table*
Ymir
Got a VB Longneck round' ere'?
Topic Starter
Wiwi_

Scyla wrote:

A screwdriver please


enjoy. i have never made a screwdriver before actually i don't know how that's quite possible.



[ Sebastian ] wrote:

I would like your most alcoholic drink please.
Sourced from my latest holiday to Serbia, may I interest you in Balkan 176 Vodka.





eblf2013 wrote:

Give me tangy and brown cider.


Feel free to test your silly little rhyme on the beverage sir.



samX500 wrote:

I am not into alcohol, do you have a selection of tea to choose from?
I don't have tea on tap, that would make this a very weird establishment. I can make you an Irish Coffee, best I can do on short notice




[ Sebastian ] wrote:

I need the drink NOW! *Slams table*
Sir please view the establishment, I am a rusty bartender out of work for a few months as I hibernated and there's like 50 people in tonight.
z0z
can i get a soda
Topic Starter
Wiwi_

-Remi wrote:

Got a VB Longneck round' ere'?

though this is a traditional british establishment i am 'fraid not.



z0z wrote:

can i get a soda
you can get a coke from the minifridge if you want
[ Sebastian ]

Dawns wrote:

Sourced from my latest holiday to Serbia, may I interest you in Balkan 176 Vodka.

Yes please.
Jarcrafted
Whiskey? I'll take a whole bottle
Topic Starter
Wiwi_

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

Yes please.


Enjoy your drink which I have split up into various shot glasses because you were a tad annoying!



Jarcrafted wrote:

Whiskey? I'll take a whole bottle
Yeah I'm gonna need to see some ID.
Scyla
I see, screwdriver is new to you
This is screwdriver btw
[ Sebastian ]

Dawns wrote:

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

Yes please.


Enjoy your drink which I have split up into various shot glasses because you were a tad annoying!
Thanks!

*Drinks all the glasses in a few seconds*
z0z

Dawns wrote:

z0z wrote:

can i get a soda
you can get a coke from the minifridge if you want
uh sure, get me a straw with that
Polyspora
can I get some caipirinha with sprite?
Topic Starter
Wiwi_

z0z wrote:

uh sure, get me a straw with that


Please enjoy!



Polyspora wrote:

can I get some caipirinha with sprite?


bom apetite!
Nuuskamuikkunen

Dawns wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

Give me tangy and brown cider.


Feel free to test your silly little rhyme on the beverage sir.
Okay:

If it's clear and yella, that's juice dear fella.
If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town.
Now there's two exceptions and it gets kinda tricky there.
cider CAN be yellow if they're using late season apples,
of course in Canada, the whole thing's flip flopped.
samX500

Dawns wrote:

samX500 wrote:

I am not into alcohol, do you have a selection of tea to choose from?
I don't have tea on tap, that would make this a very weird establishment. I can make you an Irish Coffee, best I can do on short notice
Well, this does seem like a weird establishment so I thought I'd try my chance. But very well then, I'll take you up on your offer.
Ymir

Dawns wrote:

-Remi wrote:

Got a VB Longneck round' ere'?

though this is a traditional british establishment i am 'fraid not.
Guess I'll take your finest sake, a whole bottle.
Aireunaeus
Can I get a jar of dirt?
Hoshimegu Mio
Sad to think that Gen 7 is almost completely inactive now.
[ Sebastian ]
Ima finnne afttta drinkennn allll thhhattt accolhooolllll!
Stomiks
How many bottles do I need to consume so I could die from alcohol poisoning?
[ Sebastian ]

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

Ima finnne afttta drinkennn allll thhhattt accolhooolllll!
Ohhhh nnooooo immma gonnia vommmit *bleeeeeeh*
[[[[[[
hi do u have water
179bpm
um im new here so what’s your menu
DM FOR MUTUAL
Can I get a Capri sun
Kaaruumii
aye there matey u got any milkers
[ Sebastian ]

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

Ima finnne afttta drinkennn allll thhhattt accolhooolllll!
Ohhhh nnooooo immma gonnia vommmit *bleeeeeeh*
Mah head hurts sooo muccchh. Wha shoullld I dooooooOOOOOo?
z0z

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

Ima finnne afttta drinkennn allll thhhattt accolhooolllll!
Ohhhh nnooooo immma gonnia vommmit *bleeeeeeh*
Mah head hurts sooo muccchh. Wha shoullld I dooooooOOOOOo?
sL -p t o -
Rigbyuis

Stomiks wrote:

Dawns wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Do you pay in OT bucks? I'll gladly pay for everyone here if that's the case.
I have no idea what an OT buck is man but if I can pay my mortgage with it sure.
It's the currency of OT now. Here, I'll hand in a huge stack.

hmmmmm no, you better go to sleep together with your capitalist OTbucks

SRbucks are way more liberalist and better

also, water please?
clayton

Stomiks wrote:

Mostly everyone you know here is gone I'd reckon.
Dawns's mother reporting in!
Ymir
Patatitta

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

Ima finnne afttta drinkennn allll thhhattt accolhooolllll!
Ohhhh nnooooo immma gonnia vommmit *bleeeeeeh*
Mah head hurts sooo muccchh. Wha shoullld I dooooooOOOOOo?
it's ok I can help you go outside
Duck o-o
Ayo can i get a hot dr pepper
Scyla

-Remi wrote:

Gay bar?
Topic Starter
Wiwi_

YyottaCat wrote:

Sad to think that Gen 7 is almost completely inactive now.
Are these Gens a real thing or made up?



dPeace wrote:

hi do u have water
Plain and boring. Enjoy your tap water

179bpm wrote:

um im new here so what’s your menu
If its sold in a bar its sold here we don't have menus those cost upkeep

Kaaruumii wrote:

aye there matey u got any milkers

clayton wrote:

Dawns's mother reporting in!
You should be so unfortunate. Good 2 see u clayton...




Dementedduck wrote:

Ayo can i get a hot dr pepper
Yeah but I'm not at my computer so just get one from the minibar
Duck o-o
ok i got one, mmm
loserotaku
can i get 6 shots of vodka?
Topic Starter
Wiwi_

Loserotaku wrote:

can i get 6 shots of vodka?
no because i don't trust you. you can get 3 and see how you do after that
loserotaku

Dawns wrote:

Loserotaku wrote:

can i get 6 shots of vodka?
no because i don't trust you. you can get 3 and see how you do after that
you can trust me i swear
abraker
This is officially OT's the longest functioning Bar. You might as well show off that Est. 2017 with pride
- cirno -
can I get your least achoholic drink please
Topic Starter
Wiwi_

abraker wrote:

This is officially OT's the longest functioning Bar. You might as well show off that Est. 2017 with pride
with a sole sample size of 1 bar ever I think that might be a little too on the nose, though I am proud of it.



A_childIGuess wrote:

can I get your least achoholic drink please
I feel like I already served you
z0z

Dawns wrote:

abraker wrote:

This is officially OT's the longest functioning Bar. You might as well show off that Est. 2017 with pride
with a sole sample size of 1 bar ever I think that might be a little too on the nose, though I am proud of it.



A_childIGuess wrote:

can I get your least achoholic drink please
I feel like I already served you
many businesses don't survive even a month
synthwavesquid
-
Topic Starter
Wiwi_

octowave wrote:

i'm not really an alcohol person, can i just have a water?
what is wrong with you people? Someone needs to make an OT water dispensary except it's dingy and run down and looks horrible for you people.
Duck o-o

Dawns wrote:

octowave wrote:

i'm not really an alcohol person, can i just have a water?
what is wrong with you people? Someone needs to make an OT water dispensary except it's dingy and run down and looks horrible for you people.
Water drinkers
synthwavesquid
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