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Corne2Plum3
Post ideas for osu! which would make a lot of controversy, while not being straight up bad (just implementing ads is boring, be more creative).

Here's a few I made:

Hitcircle Approach Rate is now user defined!


Found a good map but the low AR is ruining your enjoyement? You cannot longer read AR8? The osu! devs have thought of you and decided to make the AR adjustable in the settings. You can already change the scroll speed in Mania, so why not? Mods such as Double Time or Hardrock are no longer affecting the AR settings, so Easy mod will actually make the map easier. Focus only on what's actually matters and your performace, to get more pp and reach the high score! Thus the AR won't be displayed anymore on the song selection as you have complete control on it.


You may think: "yes but we have Difficult Adjust," BUT it's unranked and has a 0.50x multiplier. You shouldn't be penalized from the mapper's preference. You think AR8 is too slow? Then change it, and keep going for PP.

By the way the maximum AR you can use is 11 (300 ms), so ranked maps above 11 stars are now playable without mods!

You can now change the scroll speed in Taiko!


The same of what's actually implemented in Mania. No need to say more this is what you excepted.

EARRAPE mode


You think the music is boring and not loud enough? You want even more fun while listening to the music and clicking circles? The devs have the solution for you. Introducing the EARRAPE mod (ER). The idea of this mod is making the sound much louder as before, because LOUD = FUNNY.


Here's an example:


You can also turn it on only during kiai time, if you want (by default the whole song is affected):

Karmine
Good thing all of that is in lazer and not the actual game. AR is like the most important setting when creating a map, removing that control from mappers makes no sense at all.
Also making pp obtainable when tweaking settings just creates more ways to abuse it to farm without effort so pp is made even worse that it already was somehow.

I'd be devastated if I was a competitive player.
Winnyace

Karmine wrote:

Good thing all of that is in lazer and not the actual game. AR is like the most important setting when creating a map, removing that control from mappers makes no sense at all.
Also making pp obtainable when tweaking settings just creates more ways to abuse it to farm without effort so pp is made even worse that it already was somehow.

I'd be devastated if I was a competitive player.
Unless I'm not understanding your reply, these are fake. They aren't real.
Patatitta
honestly the most controversial thing they can release is to keep not releasing anything for ctb
Karmine

Winnyace wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Good thing all of that is in lazer and not the actual game. AR is like the most important setting when creating a map, removing that control from mappers makes no sense at all.
Also making pp obtainable when tweaking settings just creates more ways to abuse it to farm without effort so pp is made even worse that it already was somehow.

I'd be devastated if I was a competitive player.
Unless I'm not understanding your reply, these are fake. They aren't real.
A fake? On OT? No way.

Here's a funny one though: burai sliders have been allowed "in some cases" and that's not a fake.
Reyalp51
you weirdos still play the game
Cerno

Reyalp51 wrote:

you weirdos still play the game
Winnyace

Karmine wrote:

Winnyace wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Good thing all of that is in lazer and not the actual game. AR is like the most important setting when creating a map, removing that control from mappers makes no sense at all.
Also making pp obtainable when tweaking settings just creates more ways to abuse it to farm without effort so pp is made even worse that it already was somehow.

I'd be devastated if I was a competitive player.
Unless I'm not understanding your reply, these are fake. They aren't real.
A fake? On OT? No way.

Here's a funny one though: burai sliders have been allowed "in some cases" and that's not a fake.
I don't know what's that.
z0z
making ar user-sided would be great for me

not sure about other people

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ot: the beatmap can change the (relative) ar during play
Karmine

Winnyace wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Winnyace wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Good thing all of that is in lazer and not the actual game. AR is like the most important setting when creating a map, removing that control from mappers makes no sense at all.
Also making pp obtainable when tweaking settings just creates more ways to abuse it to farm without effort so pp is made even worse that it already was somehow.

I'd be devastated if I was a competitive player.
Unless I'm not understanding your reply, these are fake. They aren't real.
A fake? On OT? No way.

Here's a funny one though: burai sliders have been allowed "in some cases" and that's not a fake.
I don't know what's that.
wiki/en/Beatmapping/Mapping_techniques/Unrankable
silmarilen
I remember one time they implemented a change where if your cursor was near the edge of the screen when a spinner starts it would teleport the cursor closer to the center. Ofcourse this causes massive muscle memory issues so it was removed again within a couple of days.
Duck o-o
Controversial update suggestion: make ui look as shitty as possible and remove a lot of sorting functions

Wait they did that one already
Ymir

Patatitta wrote:

honestly the most controversial thing they can release is to keep not releasing anything for ctb
dead gamemode might as well develop it yourself!!!!
DM FOR MUTUAL
Loli and sexually suggestive backgrounds/content are deleted/banned in an attempt to make this an all ages game and make the community safer, and to make the game less weird to outside observers to help increase the playerbase

Being a predator is now grounds for an account ban because it is going against the rules of keeping the community safe and all ages
B0ii

DM FOR MUTUAL wrote:

Loli and sexually suggestive backgrounds/content are deleted/banned in an attempt to make this an all ages game and make the community safer, and to make the game less weird to outside observers to help increase the playerbase

Being a predator is now grounds for an account ban because it is going against the rules of keeping the community safe and all ages
> the playerbase goes down by 50%
> osu goes bankrupt
:‎(
Serraionga

Cerno wrote:

Reyalp51 wrote:

you weirdos still play the game
furry hater

Ymir wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

honestly the most controversial thing they can release is to keep not releasing anything for ctb
dead gamemode might as well develop it yourself!!!!
map full spreads for ez ranked maps
Winnyace

Duck o-o wrote:

Controversial update suggestion: make ui look as shitty as possible and remove a lot of sorting functions

Wait they did that one already
Proof?
z0z

Winnyace wrote:

Duck o-o wrote:

Controversial update suggestion: make ui look as shitty as possible and remove a lot of sorting functions

Wait they did that one already
Proof?
seems like duck doesn't like lazer
Winnyace
The UI reason is valid, actually.
Duck o-o

Winnyace wrote:

Duck o-o wrote:

Controversial update suggestion: make ui look as shitty as possible and remove a lot of sorting functions

Wait they did that one already
Proof?





lazer has 12
stable has 22 if counting the secondary sorting, 14 if not (secondary sorting counts imo tho)
Winnyace

Duck o-o wrote:

Winnyace wrote:

Duck o-o wrote:

Controversial update suggestion: make ui look as shitty as possible and remove a lot of sorting functions

Wait they did that one already
Proof?





lazer has 12
stable has 22 if counting the secondary sorting, 14 if not (secondary sorting counts imo tho)
Dumdum, there's a scroll bar in Lazer. There are missing some options like the favorites ones or the difficulty ones, but you can get them through other means.
Duck o-o

Winnyace wrote:

Duck o-o wrote:

Winnyace wrote:

Duck o-o wrote:

Controversial update suggestion: make ui look as shitty as possible and remove a lot of sorting functions

Wait they did that one already
Proof?




lazer has 12
stable has 22 if counting the secondary sorting, 14 if not (secondary sorting counts imo tho)
Dumdum, there's a scroll bar in Lazer. There are missing some options like the favorites ones or the difficulty ones, but you can get them through other means.
i did the scrollbar, its 1 more option
hence me saying 12 rather than the 11 in the screenshot smh


edit: alsoooo lazer is just stoopid and useless >:c
Nuuskamuikkunen

Serraionga wrote:

Cerno wrote:

Reyalp51 wrote:

you weirdos still play the game
ColdTooth

DM FOR MUTUAL wrote:

Loli and sexually suggestive backgrounds/content are deleted/banned in an attempt to make this an all ages game and make the community safer, and to make the game less weird to outside observers to help increase the playerbase

Being a predator is now grounds for an account ban because it is going against the rules of keeping the community safe and all ages
The world would fucking heal.
JustABeginner
osu!coins aren't being implemented.
abraker
AI based auto moderation
Topic Starter
Corne2Plum3

abraker wrote:

AI based auto moderation
We're not ready for the amount of false positive if this AI checks OT
ColdTooth
I will do bad thing [in Minecraft].
abraker

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

abraker wrote:

AI based auto moderation
We're not ready for the amount of false positive if this AI checks OT
You mean we are so ready? We should have a bot just scrub every curse word from the forums and auto restrict anyone who mentions cheating
Topic Starter
Corne2Plum3

abraker wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

abraker wrote:

AI based auto moderation
We're not ready for the amount of false positive if this AI checks OT
You mean we are so ready? We should have a bot just scrub every curse word from the forums and auto restrict anyone who mentions cheating
Would be funny to see OT but everyone is restricted lmao
z0z

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

abraker wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

abraker wrote:

AI based auto moderation
We're not ready for the amount of false positive if this AI checks OT
You mean we are so ready? We should have a bot just scrub every curse word from the forums and auto restrict anyone who mentions cheating
Would be funny to see OT but everyone is restricted lmao
💀
abraker

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

abraker wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

abraker wrote:

AI based auto moderation
We're not ready for the amount of false positive if this AI checks OT
You mean we are so ready? We should have a bot just scrub every curse word from the forums and auto restrict anyone who mentions cheating
Would be funny to see OT but everyone is restricted lmao
*sigh* ok, I'll go get the ropes

Ymir
Abraker... tying me down with rope... kyuuuun >,<
Winnyace

Ymir wrote:

Abraker... tying me down with rope... kyuuuun >,<
Horny
Cerno

Winnyace wrote:

Ymir wrote:

Abraker... tying me down with rope... kyuuuun >,<
Horny
me too
abraker
For my next controversial update I shall make you denizens . . .

Topic Starter
Corne2Plum3
Got a new idea:

Upgrade game engine


We noticed that a main problem that people have with lazer is compatibility. We can't do much more with the osu! framework so we decided to change the engine we're using: Geometry Dash. Here's a gameplay (only a few tweaks and it will be online):

z0z

abraker wrote:

For my next controversial update I shall make you denizens . . .

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BluePyTheWDeer_
My update: If you glaze ppy you get free osu supporter, WITH NO LIMIT.
Duck o-o

BluePyTheWDeer_ wrote:

My update: If you glaze ppy you get free osu supporter, WITH NO LIMIT.
Dats called the global moderation team
Ymir

Duck o-o wrote:

BluePyTheWDeer_ wrote:

My update: If you glaze ppy you get free osu supporter, WITH NO LIMIT.
Dats called the global moderation team
#rekt
BluePyTheWDeer_
No, like, anyone, even people wo haven't even touched the game in years
EnigmaticG
Including 4:3 HDHR osu!taiko mod in lazer for the masochists among us. It would be controversial, because many think the stable implementation of 4:3 HDHR needs to die, and many others think that it would be unfair to those who got good HDHR plays the old way. (The fact that it is aspect ratio dependent is already ridiculous.) I've tried the classic mod with HDHR but it doesn't change the view area or how many notes are visible from regular lazer, so true ScoreV1 taiko HDHR doesn't exist in lazer.
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