Alright, we need a serious talk about survival here. These grammar nazis are seeking for blood and once you are out there, you only have your keyboard, a frozen browser, jackass autocorrect, and the memory of your English teacher to aid you in your survival. First, whatever you do DON'T TYPE FAST. That's the sure hell fire way of making so many typos you forget about them or even forget to look for them as you post the message you think is your greatest work to date.
Quick! There is a word you don't remember the spelling of and two grammar nazis on the right ready to shoot their Oxford's Dictionary at you. What do you do? Quickly google it? Fat chance! Your browser just froze and now you are hit by two corrections and now have a crack in your perfect image. Oh, and nobody takes you seriously anymore, so now you can only troll as your self esteem degenerates to shitposting levels of awful. What you needed to do is consult the memory of your English teacher. If you don't remember her, then she wasn't hot and you had a sad life. Go ahead and shitpost now.
Next, autocorrect is a douchebag. Not only will it complain that is not a word, but it will make you "right" your way to hell. Unless you are making puns, then you just barely dodged what otherwise is known a ghost's bullet. People see no red squiggly it automatically assume it's the correct spelling of the word, which is why it's a ghost bullet. You. Don't. See. It. Coming. Period. You can also get a better autocorrect, but just make sure it at least passes the test first and that it was not made by grammar nazis themselves.
That's all I have to teach you for today on the survival of going head-to-head with grammar nazis. Now if you excuse me, I need to grab a Webster's Dictionary to be my shield. A sense a horde of grammar nazis on the horizon, and a long night ahead. Take care! o/