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Introducing Degenzenship

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Jangsoodlor
Hello everyone

As y'all know. Our newly-elected president has a BIG idea of reforming the denizen system. His reasons are as follow:

Patatitta wrote:

Ymir wrote:

how about not changing anything :3
not an option, because as I said it has a lot of problems such as

-no one actually understand how denizenships works
-no one actually agrees on what denizenship is
-denizens are inconsistent over the ages
-denizenships not being given after the time has past
-generations switching for no reason
-Denizen doing more harm than good
Considering that, and the fact that the parliament has gone silent over that issue (according to the president). Having obtained his permission, I, as Chairman of the UWU Union, declares the creation of the degenzen system.

What is Degenzen

Degenerate + Denizen. Basically, you must be an active member in OT! and is a weeb to deserve this prestigious title.

Perks

  1. A cool title.
  2. That's it.

Requirements

  1. Have at least 5 pages of posts/threads in OT (250 posts!), or is currently a denizen.
  2. Have anime, anime-related or weeb pfp or banner at one point since the creation of your osu! account.
  3. NOT A FURRY.
  4. Have at least 5 days of combined anime watched and manga read history. This can be demonstrated to us by capturing screenshot(s) or providing a link to you MyAnimeList or similar services.
Applicants are also REQUIRED to do at least one of these tasks. Please submit your proof in your application:
  1. Write at least 100 words about your favourite waifu
    Here are some examples
    Example 1:

    Nagisa-sama is one of the three presidents of the Tea Party, however she is also the leader of the Filius faction, a hardworking, smart and talented dainty young woman who would be an ideal wife. This woman is the pinnacle of elegance, it is difficult not to fall in love with Nagisa-sama considering her culinary skills and strong sense of responsibility she holds despite having incriminated Schale on several occasions. The uniform she dons embodies unrivaled innocence, her demeanor is quite charming and her ethereal wings which sprout from her waist quiver adorably whenever she is around me. Nagisa-sama also wears enormous chalky white high heels to showcase her dominance as the prim and proper role model of Trinity she is. However, she is very likely to suffer from foot cramps due to such huge heels, which is why I would remove her only method of mobility to watch Nagisa-sama tiptoe in pain while she scolds me awkwardly, which helps effectively stir the shamelessness of the moment. That said, if an unfateful event ever occurs in Kivotos, I wish for Nagisa-sama to bombard my body with artillery shells so that I am able to reincarnate as her uniform to escape the hellhole known as the Schale office. At least then I’d be able to feel her body and soul without having to worry about any interlopers getting between me and my beloved president. If I were still alive, my first instinct would be to drink Saya’s potion and sprint to the Trinity General School’s Tea Party dorms just to be pampered by Nagisa-sama where I would screech at the top of my lungs “Nagisa-mama! Nagisa-mama! Where are you Nagisa-mama? I want Nagisa-mama to dote on me and address me as her adorable little puppy” until I see her long ash blonde hair and find my beloved.

    Example 2:
    I really love Momosuzu Nene. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love her so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm ninety-nine percent sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening that sweet, angelic voice of hers. It is my life goal to meet up her with her in real life and just say hello to her. I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a personal concert for me, and then she would be so tired that she comes and cuddles up to me while we sleep together. If I could just hold her hand for a brief moment, I could die happy. If given the opportunity, I would lightly nibble on her ear just to hear what kind of sweet moans she would let out. Then, I would hug her while she clings to my body hoping that I would stop, but I only continue as she moans louder and louder. I would give up almost anything just for her to look in my general direction. No matter what I do, I am constantly thinking of her. When I wake up, she is the first thing on my mind. When I go to school, I can only focus on her. When I go come home, I go on the computer so that I can listen to her beautiful voice. When I go to sleep, I dream of her and I living a happy life together. She is my pride, passion, and joy. If she were to call me "Onii-chan," I would probably get diabetes from her sweetness and die. I wish for nothing but her happiness. If it were for her, I would give my life without any second thoughts. Without her, my life would serve no purpose. I really love Momosuzu Nene.
  2. Play or have played any of the following games
    - Azure Lane
    - Blue Archive
    - Fate/Grand Order
    - Genshin Impact
    - Goddess of Victory: Nikke
    - Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage! (Colloquially known as Project Sekai)
    - Honkai Impact 3rd
    - Honkai: Star Rail
    - Kantai Collection
    - Yandere Simulator
  3. Watched and genuinely enjoyed any of the following anime/manga/LN, we'll give you a special consideration. Please also explain to us why do you enjoy it.
    - Eromanga Sensei
    - Ore no Imouto ga Konnani Kawaii Wake ga Nai
    - Rent a Girlfriend
  4. Found a religion, temple, church or similar places for worship of your waifu/husbando.
The chairman of the UWU Union retains all the rights to approve or reject any candidates.

How to apply?

Post your intention to join either in this thread or in a separate thread. And also fulfil all the requirements.

Members


0th Generation: The Degens before Degenzen.

All Gen 0 members are appointed on 16th of April 2024, which is the beginning of the degenzen era.

ALL UWU UNION MEMBERS ARE AUTOMATICALLY DEGENZEN. They fought valiantly to protect the rights of weebs during the closing days of the 4th Padoru Invasion and the Cold War that ensued.

Here are their names

Ymir
THETM
MrMcMikey22
Reyalp51
octowave
Kobold84

Although not a UWU Union member, Stomiks has also automatically created a degenzen due to his contributions to the second Great OT! Waifu War.
- Marco -is also automatically admitted as a degenzen because of his excessive obsession with Hatsune Miku

1st Generation
Description pending

DM FOR MUTUAL 2024/04/16
abraker 2024/04/17
keremaru 2024/04/17
sametdze
my pfp used to be an engineer waifu do i count
Topic Starter
Jangsoodlor

sametdze wrote:

my pfp used to be an engineer waifu do i count
who is your engineer waifu
sametdze

Jangsoodlor wrote:

sametdze wrote:

my pfp used to be an engineer waifu do i count
who is your engineer waifu
rail lord suzushiro from rail romanesque
Ymir
I never used MAL growing up but I do believe I meet the requirements since I've been watching a decent amount of anime for over a decade now.
WitherMite

Not gonna write you an essay though.
z0z
si furro
Corne2Plum3
I guess furries are too sane to be considered degenerate...
ColdTooth
this place is getting more disorganized than the british parliment
Patatitta
not a degenzen myself
Kobold84

Jangsoodlor wrote:

[notice]

GEN 0

ALL UWU UNION MEMBERS ARE AUTOMATICALLY DEGENZEN.
DM FOR MUTUAL
I am denizen

My pfp isn't weeb rn but has been weeb in the past

I am not a furry

Don't have a myanimelist, but here's how much stuff I have added on my mangadex:







I'm also pretty sure I've watched at least 50 anime series or so

at least 100 words about your favourite waifu

I've also played a significant amount of azur lane. Can't prove it because I deleted my account but trust me

I also read a significant amount of rent a girlfriend. I wouldn't say I enjoyed it but I enjoyed it enough to not stop reading it for a good while. As for why? honestly idk, it's very bad except for this one arc where chizuru is trying to become an actor or something and the protag guy is helping her or something i don't remember but I remember that arc being pretty good for some reason. I also like the yellow hair girl because like the protagonists would be chilling and then she'd just appear out of nowhere and like does something entertaining so it was like omg she's here why is she here idk but something interesting is gonna happen
Reyalp51
Oh finally a whorty title
Topic Starter
Jangsoodlor
edit: I updated the requirement since ppl are too lazy to write
Topic Starter
Jangsoodlor

DM FOR MUTUAL wrote:

I am denizen

My pfp isn't weeb rn but has been weeb in the past

I am not a furry

Don't have a myanimelist, but here's how much stuff I have added on my mangadex:







I'm also pretty sure I've watched at least 50 anime series or so

at least 100 words about your favourite waifu

I've also played a significant amount of azur lane. Can't prove it because I deleted my account but trust me

I also read a significant amount of rent a girlfriend. I wouldn't say I enjoyed it but I enjoyed it enough to not stop reading it for a good while. As for why? honestly idk, it's very bad except for this one arc where chizuru is trying to become an actor or something and the protag guy is helping her or something i don't remember but I remember that arc being pretty good for some reason. I also like the yellow hair girl because like the protagonists would be chilling and then she'd just appear out of nowhere and like does something entertaining so it was like omg she's here why is she here idk but something interesting is gonna happen

Notice

Congratulations! Due to being the first person to pass the requirements, DM FOR MUTUAL has become the first gen 1 degenzen.
Ymir
Oh the essay, cant be assed, fuck your degenzenship!
Topic Starter
Jangsoodlor

Ymir wrote:

Oh the essay, cant be assed, fuck your degenzenship!
You're already degenzen tho
Ymir

Jangsoodlor wrote:

Ymir wrote:

Oh the essay, cant be assed, fuck your degenzenship!
You're already degenzen tho
I love degenzenship! please lets kissy kissy!
Mysdibule

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

I guess furries are too sane to be considered degenerate...
abraker
I have played genshin, do I qualify?
boat
literally a FBI watchlist honeypot
Nuuskamuikkunen

ColdTooth wrote:

this place is getting more disorganized than the british parliment
DM FOR MUTUAL
yeh I'm a cool kid now
Kobold84
No fancy images?
Cerno
put me in all the gens
Lapizote
ive played genshin AND honkai star rail

does that make me a super degen
keremaru

abraker wrote:

I have played genshin, do I qualify?
you and a lot of other denizens have (it's not that uncommon nowadays abraker it's been 4 years)
Ymir

The Requirements wrote:

Cold War that ensued.
Yo I'm considered innocent? I'll take it!
keremaru

anyways here's my degenzenship application (just to get away from the denizenship fiasco)

posts/denizenship proof


anime avatar at least once







yes you can quote this and go post it in the archive i don't care
"NOT A FURRY"

when have you ever seen me with an avatar of an anthropomorphic animal
MAL (minimum of 5 days)

100 word essay of how much I love Yuyuko from
東方妖々夢~Perfect Cherry Blossom

I really love Saigyouji Yuyuko. Like, a lot. Like, a whole lot. You have no idea. I love her so much that it is inexplicable, and I'm 99% sure that I have an unhealthy obsession. I will never get tired of listening to that sweet, angelic voice of hers. It is my life goal to meet up with her in real life and just say hello to her. I fall asleep at night dreaming of her holding a personal cherry blossom viewing party for me and everyone else in Gensokyo, and that she would be so tired that she comes and cuddles up to me while we sleep together. If I could just hold her hand for a brief moment, I would die a happy man.

If given the opportunity, I would make breakfast, brunch, a midday snack, lunch, dinner and desserts just to hear her words of appreciation. Then, she would cling to my body and ask that I cook more food, but I only go back to washing the dishes as she continues to hang onto my clothes, wrapped up in her embrace as her cherry blossom scent drifts underneath my nose. I would give up anything just for her to look in my general direction. No matter what I do, I am constantly thinking of her. When I wake up, she is the first thing on my mind. When I go to work, I can only focus on her. When I go come home, I go on the computer so that I can listen to her beautiful voice. When I go to sleep, I dream of her and I living a happy life together.

She is my pride, passion, and joy. If she were to call me "kere-kun", I would probably get diabetes from her sweet voice and die before we go to Hakugyokurou. I wish for nothing but her happiness. If it were for her, I would give my life without any second thoughts. Without her, my life would serve no purpose. I really love Saigyouji Yuyuko.
games




idk where my screenshots are but i did play hsr
founded a religion, temple or church

>t/1107268
it is because of these past accolades that my personal opinion has resorted to the belief that i should be a degenzen

kthx

Kobold84

keremaru wrote:

anime avatar at least once







yes you can quote this and go post it in the archive i don't care
Funnily enough, all these avatars are from video games and not anime.
keremaru

Kobold84 wrote:

keremaru wrote:

anime avatar at least once







yes you can quote this and go post it in the archive i don't care
Funnily enough, all these avatars are from video games and not anime.
:KoishiStare:
can i call a technicality and reference memories of phantasm
keremaru

keremaru wrote:

games

idk where my screenshots are but i did play hsr
also i found one

- Marco -
Hatsune Miku
Topic Starter
Jangsoodlor

keremaru wrote:

anime avatar at least once







yes you can quote this and go post it in the archive i don't care

abraker wrote:

I have played genshin, do I qualify?

Notice

keremaru and abraker have been granted degenzenship. Effective immediately.


Lapizote wrote:

ive played genshin AND honkai star rail

does that make me a super degen
No anime pfp so no
Lapizote

Jangsoodlor wrote:

Lapizote wrote:

ive played genshin AND honkai star rail

does that make me a super degen
No anime pfp so no
can watching like a thousand episodes of one piece (and having caught up to the manga, i dont wanna watch the anime anymore lmao) be an alternative to that requirement

Topic Starter
Jangsoodlor

Lapizote wrote:

Jangsoodlor wrote:

Lapizote wrote:

ive played genshin AND honkai star rail

does that make me a super degen
No anime pfp so no
can watching like a thousand episodes of one piece (and having caught up to the manga, i dont wanna watch the anime anymore lmao) be an alternative to that requirement

No anime pfp means you are not degen enough so no
ColdTooth

boat wrote:

literally a FBI watchlist honeypot
why do you come up with the most based posts/threads
NotKal

Nuuskamuikkunen wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

this place is getting more disorganized than the british parliment
Thats how you know its an actual governmental body, total disorganization and lack of cohesion.
NotKal
Hi i watched the entirety of jjba and your lie in april and many more animes (i don't use MAL) i have written a small essay on my waifu Kaori Miyazono from Your Lie In April
(Where do i share this? I just use this forum 1 days ago) and i have played genshin impact and honkai impact. Please put me into consideration i just lack the post.
Patatitta

Lapizote wrote:

Jangsoodlor wrote:

Lapizote wrote:

ive played genshin AND honkai star rail

does that make me a super degen
No anime pfp so no
can watching like a thousand episodes of one piece (and having caught up to the manga, i dont wanna watch the anime anymore lmao) be an alternative to that requirement

added you to myanimelist
ColdTooth

NotKal wrote:

Nuuskamuikkunen wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

this place is getting more disorganized than the british parliment
Thats how you know its an actual governmental body, total disorganization and lack of cohesion.
dont waste your time in this subforum, or hell this game as a whole, you can do better
Scyla
Im ultra simp for Chloe
Reyalp51
scyla is a degen, as one of the masters of this marcial art i can say he is a strong degen
Scyla

Reyalp51 wrote:

scyla is a degen, as one of the masters of this marcial art i can say he is a strong degen
Degen is the way, the truth and the life

Bang 3:16
keremaru

Scyla wrote:

Reyalp51 wrote:

scyla is a degen, as one of the masters of this marcial art i can say he is a strong degen
Degen is the way, the truth and the life

Bang 3:16
degen is love, degen is life, life is roblox, roblox is love, roblox is life, degen is roblox

Degenesis 4:20
Scyla

keremaru wrote:

Scyla wrote:

Reyalp51 wrote:

scyla is a degen, as one of the masters of this marcial art i can say he is a strong degen
Degen is the way, the truth and the life

Bang 3:16
degen is love, degen is life, life is roblox, roblox is love, roblox is life, degen is roblox

Degenesis 4:20
Amen 🙏
Topic Starter
Jangsoodlor
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