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abraker
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- INTRO -


BEHOLD MY OMNIPOTENT POWERS! Well almost, you see. I am merely the God of this thread and therefore I can do whatever I want with it. I maketh and so I can unmaketh. Pretty omnipotent, right? Ok so here is the deal: some of you are going to heaven and some of you going to hell. You don't know who but I do. You think you can change that fate? Well let's entertain that thought. If you die, automatic hell. Survive to the end and maybe you will catch a glimpse of heaven. Ready?



- Heretics -


Alive:
  1. Reyalp51
  2. Behrauder
  3. Ashton
  4. Ymir
  5. Corne2Plum3
  6. Kobold84
  7. keremaru
  8. B0ii
  9. Manishh
  10. Nuuskamuikkunen
  11. - Marco -
  12. Asian Warlord
  13. Hydreigon
  14. Bridget Enjoyer
  15. Winnyace
  16. Lapizote
  17. z0z
  18. her everything
  19. MrMcMikey22
  20. ColdTooth
  21. UPR
  22. McEndu
Dead:
  1. Patatitta
  2. Wimpy Cursed


- CHALLENGE 1 -


In front of you is a shiny golden grandiose door. It merely appears closed.




Actions:

  • 1. Only one of you can ask me a question.

    2. Any of you can perform any number of actions
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Reyalp51
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Reyalp51
2. i shit on the door
Behrauder
95 posts
Joined June 2021
Behrauder
2. I go to the heaven.
Ashton
2,028 posts
Joined February 2016
Ashton
2. Try opening door
Ymir
1,933 posts
Joined June 2020
Ymir
2. Walk away
Corne2Plum3
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Corne2Plum3
2. Sniff the door and look closely at the door if there's any text on it
Kobold84
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Joined September 2013
Kobold84
2. Crawl under the door.
Patatitta
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Joined February 2020
Patatitta
trick question i'm already god

(2. kill myself, see what happens)
keremaru
228 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
3. i am also in fact an omnipotent god (actually canon see 4th padoru war) so i just watch
here's some popcorn, abraker. this is gonna take a while
B0ii
586 posts
Joined November 2021
B0ii
2. phase through the door
Manishh
2,095 posts
Joined October 2020
Manishh
2. Open the door
Asian Warlord
33 posts
Joined November 2020
Asian Warlord

abraker wrote:

Yo that’s the Fortnite guy
abraker
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Reyalp51 wrote:

2. i shit on the door
You run up to the door looking for a bathroom but have nowhere to go. Those beans from a bit back done quite a heavy number. You unload a hole shipment on Gods doorsteps, which, to which I looked amazed I say "Great heavens son, you laid a personal hell here".

Behrauder wrote:

2. I go to the heaven.
You wish you could do that but are stuck in thought about the means of doing so.

Ashton wrote:

2. Try opening door
Carefully walking around Reyalp51's holy delivery, you attempt to go through the door. You try open it but it won't budge. You push on it and it budges a little, but it's trying to close back on you. You thought you saw something in the room through the opening before your strength gave up. Carefull, you almost stepped on a pile of shit.

Ymir wrote:

2. Walk away
You turn around away from the door and walk the other direction. You encounter a wall. Hello wall! You slowly realize you are surrounded by walls on all sides. You might need a moment to process this before panicking.

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

2. Sniff the door and look closely at the door if there's any text on it
You attempt to sniff the door but get a whiff of Reyalp51's shit instead. It has fowl beany sting to it. As you begin to loose it, you notice the door has inscriptions in some unknown language.

Kobold84 wrote:

2. Crawl under the door.
You try crawling under the door but unfortunately the spacing is not big enough for a person to fit in. Perhaps if you were a dust mite you would be small enou- aaaaaaaand your leg went into Reyalp51's shit. Good going!

Patatitta wrote:

trick question i'm already god

(2. kill myself, see what happens)
To everyone's horror you attempt to kill yourself by smashing your head against the wall repeatedly until you could no longer. You lie motionless on the floor in a bloody horrific sight.

-- HERETIC PATATITTA HAS DIED --


keremaru wrote:

3. i am also in fact an omnipotent god (actually canon see 4th padoru war) so i just watch
here's some popcorn, abraker. this is gonna take a while
You sit there imagining some alternate universe where you and God are equals. It makes you smile as you hallucinate eating popcorn with your peer.

B0ii wrote:

2. phase through the door
You, an expert in comic superpowers, have learned to phase through material objects. The door is not obstacle even for the likes of you. You put your hand on the door and phase through it. You put your hand on the door and phase through it. You- it doesn't seem to work. Where is your God now?

Manishh wrote:

2. Open the door
After Ashton's pathetic attempt to open the door you believe you could do better. With much more strength you push the door, and just when it almost gets open enough to slip through your strength fails you. You get knocked back and become the 2nd unfortunate soul to step into Reyalp51's shit.
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Corne2Plum3
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Corne2Plum3
2. Say "F*ck you" to Reyalp51 then read the text
Ashton
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Ashton
2. Search the place for any type of object, being cautious to not stop into any piles of shit or bloody corpses as I am searching
Nuuskamuikkunen
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Nuuskamuikkunen
2. Knocks the door
- Marco -
Technical Support Team
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- Marco -
2. I pray for Hatsune Miku to open the door
abraker
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abraker

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

2. Say "F*ck you" to Reyalp51 then read the text
You say "F*ck you", and somehow only known to God, also flawlessly pronouncing the asterisk in the word. Armed fresh with newfound linguistic confidence you attempt to read the inscription on the door. Despite the confidence, you can't make sense of it. The text has a peculiar patterning that looks rather familiar, but can't quite put a finger on it.



Nuuskamuikkunen wrote:

2. Knocks the door
You knock on the door. It's almost painful to knock. The metallic gold surface feels solid all the way through. Good way to break knuckles or a whole hand.

- Marco - wrote:

2. I pray for Hatsune Miku to open the door
You pray for the blue haired pop singer Hatsune Miku to come to the stage and enchant the door open. You pray and pray, never having to stop and think if it's ok to trap her here with you, the heretics, the shit on the floor, and a dead corpse.
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Kobold84
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Kobold84
2. Offer blood sacrifices to the Door.
Asian Warlord
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Asian Warlord
2. Ejaculate on the door
Ashton
2,028 posts
Joined February 2016
Ashton
2. Tells the group that the text (probably) says: "The few cannot sacrafice the desires of mony".

There appears to be a typo. What a "grandiose" wall.
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Hydreigon
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Hydreigon
1. Why has heaven downgraded and now uses a.i doors
Jarcrafted
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Jarcrafted
Wtf is going on lmao
abraker
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abraker

Kobold84 wrote:

2. Offer blood sacrifices to the Door.
You look at Patattita's dead corpse and get a brilliant idea. You go to the corpse and drag it to the door. You make sure to put it over the pile of shit so that nobody else steps onto it. You take your hand and thrust it into Patattita's body, soaking your hand in blood. You take it out and smear it across the door. Silence. . . despite that definitely satisfying the definition of blood sacrifice, the door remains unchanged.

Asian Warlord wrote:

2. Ejaculate on the door
Watching at what Kobold84 has done somehow turned you on. You push Kobold84 aside, stand on Patattita's corpse, and go down to business. Everybody watches in shear horror. As God, I broadcast a live feed of this act to Patattita down in hell, who shall now suffer even more.

Ashton wrote:

2. Tells the group that the text (probably) says: "The few cannot sacrafice the desires of mony".

There appears to be a typo. What a "grandiose" wall.
You say that, but you could also discuss it amongst yourselves in this thread instead ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hydreigon wrote:

1. Why has heaven downgraded and now uses a.i doors
Confirm whether that's the question, for everyone, you want to ask.
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Wimpy Cursed
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Wimpy Cursed
2. give shit to the door
Ashton
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Ashton
2. Goes over to patatitta to take his shirt off of his bloody corpse, makes my way to the shit pile (and ejaculation) and cleans the mess. Puts the mess into the corner of the room.

Gang, I think we need multiple people attempting to open the door. One person was able to push it open slightly, so multiple people should be able to budge the door open wide enough. Even if a few of us gets through we can gather more information.

I cleaned the shit and ejaculation from the floor so nobody else steps in it.

I think we should reserve the question for a more vital moment. I urge Heidregon to withdraw his question...
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Bridget Enjoyer
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Bridget Enjoyer
2. show the door my epic yo-yo skills and then wait patiently
B0ii
586 posts
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B0ii
2. pray
Isshiki Kaname
936 posts
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Isshiki Kaname
2. Click on one, false gate on two
Winnyace
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Winnyace
2. Ask you why am I right and where's mom
Lapizote
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Lapizote
2. I pull the door
Tad Fibonacci
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Tad Fibonacci
3. Kill God
Reyalp51
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Reyalp51
2. i eat some popcorn

z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
2. wait until someone attempts to open the door to take a peek beyond the door
Aireunaeus
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Aireunaeus
2. noclip through the door
Winnyace
754 posts
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Winnyace

her everything wrote:

2. noclip through the door
based.
Kobold84
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Kobold84
I can't solve the cypher.
- Marco -
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- Marco -

abraker wrote:

- Marco - wrote:

2. I pray for Hatsune Miku to open the door
You pray for the blue haired pop singer Hatsune Miku to come to the stage and enchant the door open. You pray and pray, never having to stop and think if it's ok to trap her here with you, the heretics, the shit on the floor, and a dead corpse.
If I were a smart guy i wouldn't be here in OT
Ashton
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Ashton

Kobold84 wrote:

I can't solve the cypher.
The few cannot sacrafice the desires of many
abraker
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Wimpy Cursed wrote:

2. give shit to the door
You go over to the door and roll over Patattita's corpse to reveal the smushed pile of shit underneath. Without hestiation you scoop the pile and smear it across the golden rich door. I guess that'll show it.

Ashton wrote:

2. Goes over to patatitta to take his shirt off of his bloody corpse, makes my way to the shit pile (and ejaculation) and cleans the mess. Puts the mess into the corner of the room.
Fed up with the other heretics making a bloody shit mess of things (literally), you take matters into your own hands and do proper cleaning. You tried your best, it ain't perfect, but it will do.

Bridget Enjoyer wrote:

2. show the door my epic yo-yo skills and then wait patiently
You put your hand into your pocket and feel something. It's yo-yo! It make sense things that came with your cloth are still there. Like what is God going to do? Strip you naked? You take out a yo-yo from your pocket and demonstrate the door how you intend to win the yo-yoing championship this year. The door watches motionlessly, but it believes you got a handle on things unlike itself.

B0ii wrote:

2. pray
Seeing that the phase through the door attempt failed, you feel powerless. "I-Impossible!", you think. Completely defeated, your resort to prayer like - Marco -. But pray to who? Doesn't matter you pray! Pray for what? Doesn't matter! The act of simply praying must move the door. The door remains unmoved. Bummer.

KatouMegumi wrote:

2. Click on one, false gate on two
These actions, understood only by God, are carried out in the same cryptic manner they were thought of. Yet they seem unaffective.

Winnyace wrote:

1. Ask you why am I right and where's mom
Confirm whether that's the question, for everyone, you want to ask.

Lapizote wrote:

2. I pull the door
You try to pull the door but your hand keeps on slipping. If only it had a handle!

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

3. Kill God
Frustrated at being trapped with other heretics you attempt to go for the root of the evil and kill God. I appear before you with a smirk and raised eyebrow, amused by the challenge. You try to grab me but go right through. "Hahaha that tickles!". You might need to think of a better plan of attack to challenge an omnipotent being.

Reyalp51 wrote:

2. i eat some popcorn
Feeling relieved of your bowls, you look at Keramaru, who looks like an asylum patient trying to eat something. You go over to sit by them and ask them for whatever they are having. They are apparently eating popcorn with God. You join try to join in on eating some of that imaginary holy popcorn.

z0z wrote:

2. wait until someone attempts to open the door to take a peek beyond the door
So you wait . . .

her everything wrote:

2. noclip through the door
Seeing B0ii reduced from hero to powerless sheep believer, you show what true superpowers look like. See you don't phase through the door, you noclip through it. It's a very important distinction. As you stand before the door, you gather your strength and noclip right through to same place. Wait. Nani? You try again. It doesn't seem to work. Where is your God now?
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B0ii
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B0ii
guys we all need to push the door together for fucks sakes, it's the only way at this point

2. push the door
Kobold84
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Kobold84
I assume we need more sacrifices. But I'll help you out.

2. Push the door.
Ashton
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Ashton
ISNT THAT WHAT I FUCKING SAID YEARS AGO

2. Push the door with the others
B0ii
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B0ii

Ashton wrote:

ISNT THAT WHAT I FUCKING SAID YEARS AGO

2. Push the door with the others
should of said it louder
Lapizote
121 posts
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Lapizote
guys wait there's shit on the door

2. wipe the shit off the door with whatever I can find, then help the others in pushing the door
Isshiki Kaname
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Isshiki Kaname
2. Douse hinges in oil for lubrication and try opening the door
Bridget Enjoyer
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Bridget Enjoyer
2. put yo-yo away :( and start pushing the door
Aireunaeus
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Aireunaeus
Okiii imma follow others lel

2. Push the door
MrMcMikey22
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MrMcMikey22
2.)



I turn the door into a living object. O_O
ColdTooth
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ColdTooth
2) Stare at the door. What else can this low-IQ Vulpix do?

that wasn't an actual question, just a rhetorical statement
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Corne2Plum3
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2. Decipher the message

(btw the image is dead)
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Ashton
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Ashton

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

2. Decipher the message

(btw the image is dead)
I still see the image. Basically, the dots form letters. At first I thought it was braille or morse code or something of the likes, but it's much simpler than that. The easiest ones to see is the first, second and fifth cluster of dots "The, Few, The". The third I am almost certain is "cannot" and the last is almost certainly "many" (or 'mony' which doesn't make sense, looks like a typo). The hardest ones are the third, fourth and sixth cluster of dots which look closest to me as "cannot, sacrafice and desires" which somewhat makes sense here (he is telling us we need to work as a team, as a few cannot achieve heaven alone, i.e a few can't push the door we all must).

That's how I interpreted it at least...
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Wimpy Cursed
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Wimpy Cursed
2. fuck the door
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Lapizote
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Lapizote

Wimpy Cursed wrote:

2. fuck the door
poor door
Corne2Plum3
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Wimpy Cursed wrote:

2. fuck the door
bonk
abraker
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B0ii wrote:

guys we all need to push the door together for fucks sakes, it's the only way at this point

2. push the door
After you realized prayer solves nothing you decide to lead an uprising against the damn door instead. You incite people to join you at pushing the door. As the leader, you come up to the door and give it a good push and hold it, ignoring all the smeared blood and shit on it

Kobold84 wrote:

I assume we need more sacrifices. But I'll help you out.

2. Push the door.
You hesitate in joining B0ii for a bit as you wonder whether he will make a great sacrifice. While the thought of him praying while performing a blood ritual sacrifice on him sounds enticing, you instead decide to join him at pushing the door instead... for the time being.

*The door suddenly pushes open*

Ashton wrote:

ISNT THAT WHAT I FUCKING SAID YEARS AGO

2. Push the door with the others
Seeing the door pushing is working, you join in the others to push the door open. You kinda hesitate putting your hands on the ungodly mess present at the door, but you know what must be done.

Lapizote wrote:

guys wait there's shit on the door

2. wipe the shit off the door with whatever I can find, then help the others in pushing the door
Seeing the mess on the door has put you off, and you decide to wipe the stuff off first. Then you join in the others to push the already open door.

KatouMegumi wrote:

2. Douse hinges in oil for lubrication and try opening the door
To ensure the open door can actually open, you lubricate the hinges for extra opening. The door can now swing better.

Bridget Enjoyer wrote:

2. put yo-yo away :( and start pushing the door
Seeing the door pushing has inspired to put off yo-yoing contesting for a bit a take on door pushing contests instead

her everything wrote:

Okiii imma follow others lel

2. Push the door
You join the door pushing part at pushing the open door

MrMcMikey22 wrote:

2.)



I turn the door into a living object. O_O
You look at the door and realize it's a living being. This changes everything as you stand there watching other push your new potential friend. Some others look at you with confusion and think you joined Karamaru and Reyalp51 as being the 3rd asylum patient in the room

ColdTooth wrote:

2) Stare at the door. What else can this low-IQ Vulpix do?

that wasn't an actual question, just a rhetorical statement
You glance at whatever the fuck MrMcMikey22 is doing and stare at the door. Maybe you will see it, who knows?

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

2. Decipher the message

(btw the image is dead)
You try to decipher the already deciphered message, still without luck.

Wimpy Cursed wrote:

2. fuck the door
With everyone pushing against the door you quickly look for the hole where the latch bolt would be. Unfortunately you don't find any, so you decide to grind against the door instead. Everybody looks at you with annoyance as they are holding the door open.
Isshiki Kaname
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Isshiki Kaname
Hmm. Look inside the open door
Wimpy Cursed
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Wimpy Cursed
2. make the door sad

My plan is to get emotions out of the door. Clearly, arousing it did jack shit
z0z
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z0z
2. identify the region beyond the door
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UPR
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UPR
2. try to run in
McEndu
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McEndu
2. enter the door
Corne2Plum3
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Corne2Plum3
bonk Wimpy Cursed
abraker
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Wimpy Cursed wrote:

2. make the door sad

My plan is to get emotions out of the door. Clearly, arousing it did jack shit
After invoking everyone's emotions but the door's you switch strategy and try something else. You attempt to make the door sad by telling it the saddest story only a door would understand. Unfortunately, with everyone holding the door open, it is unmoved.

z0z wrote:

2. identify the region beyond the door
You peer into the room behind the door. It is bright, unlike the prison-link appearance of the "cell" you are in right now. The walls have this large white tiling that kinda reminds you of a long forgotten game you once played or heard of. Interestingly it too had this superior being that made other(s) undergo trails. In the center of the room is some kind of brownish cubical object.

UPR wrote:

2. try to run in
Presented with the opportunity, you LEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JENNNNNNKINNNSSSSSS into the room. Not much happens and you are in one piece. It looks safe. Everyone who is holding the door notices something strange...

McEndu wrote:

2. enter the door
Seeing UPR barge in without a single regard for their life and remain alive, you are convinced it is safe to pass through. You walk through the door noticing a pronounce change in tone and vibe. The air feels much freshe- wait no that's because nobody sweat stress juice and unalived themselves. But it does have this less suppressed feel. Everyone who is holding the door feel the door doing something...
Wimpy Cursed
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Wimpy Cursed
oh shit it was open

2. Enter the door and start dancing in front of my peers
Corne2Plum3
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Corne2Plum3
2. bonk Wimpy Cursed then look through the door without entering yet
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B0ii
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B0ii
2. grab a large weight to hold the door open and then run to enter the door
ColdTooth
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ColdTooth
2. "Woah! It opened with my very eyes staring directly at this immaculate, yet strange design..." The Vulpix... continues to stare into the interior of the door, a look beyond the other side. Could it be the void? Is the Vulpix staring at the void...? Does the void whisper to the Vulpix?
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Winnyace
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Winnyace
2. fuck this shit. I begin watching hentai in front of the door
- Marco -
Technical Support Team
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- Marco -
2. I throw an MTG Miku card hoping that it will do something cool like the Yu-Gi-Oh anime
burgernfat
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burgernfat
2. Summon 2 toilets facing each other and challenge all contestants to a shitting battle
Reyalp51
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Reyalp51
2. enter the door b4 it closes
z0z
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z0z
2. race through the door asap
abraker
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Wimpy Cursed wrote:

oh shit it was open

2. Enter the door and start dancing in front of my peers
Seeing the door open yo- *bonk*

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

2. bonk Wimpy Cursed then look through the door without entering yet
You bonked Wimpy Cursed just before they could enter the door, knocking them out for a short while. You look at the room behind the door to see UPR running in and McEndu curiously looking around. The room emanates a slight ethereal glow.

B0ii wrote:

2. grab a large weight to hold the door open and then run to enter the door
You look at Wimpy Cursed, who is knocked out laying on the ground and get an idea. You stop holding the door and drag them to the door so they can lay as a door stopper. Then you run for the door, passing through. Everyone else holding the door now noticeably feel it's hard to hold the door.

ColdTooth wrote:

2. "Woah! It opened with my very eyes staring directly at this immaculate, yet strange design..." The Vulpix... continues to stare into the interior of the door, a look beyond the other side. Could it be the void? Is the Vulpix staring at the void...? Does the void whisper to the Vulpix?
You are enchanted by the ethereal designs of the room on the other side of the door. Your pupils widen wide as you fall for its spell.

Winnyace wrote:

2. fuck this shit. I begin watching hentai in front of the door
This in front of God? I shake my head and knock you unconscious for sinning too hard.

- Marco - wrote:

2. I throw an MTG Miku card hoping that it will do something cool like the Yu-Gi-Oh anime
You feel something in your pocket you forgot about. It's a MTG card! You throw it in a dramatic fashion that has quite an anticlimactic result.

burgernfat wrote:

2. Summon 2 toilets facing each other and challenge all contestants to a shitting battle
You have been trapped with others for such a long time you start to loose. You start believing you are a wizard who can summon things like toilets. You wave your finger and attempt to summon 2 toilets. Alas, it only made you appear coco loco.

Reyalp51 wrote:

2. enter the door b4 it closes
You casually go through the door. Everybody holding the door now feels the door trying to close back.

z0z wrote:

2. race through the door asap
Seeing others trying to struggle to keep the door open, you make a run for it. The moment you cross over to the other side, the door snaps shut sending everyone who was holding it flying back. Wimpy Cursed, who was laying unconscious against the door, got pushed outward to in between the door opening. The body is no match for the power of the door, and so Wimpy Cursed became the second cursed gruesome sight of the day as the their body was sheared into two by the closing door.

-- HERETIC Wimpy Cursed HAS DIED --


The door now separates people. On the dark side, a timer suddenly appears. It beeps once a second, counting down: 480000, 475959, 475958

Light Side:
1. UPR
2. McEndu
3. B0ii
4. Reyalp51
5. z0z

Dark Side:
1. Behrauder
2. Ashton
3. Ymir
4. Corne2Plum3
5. Kobold84
6. keremaru
7. Manishh
8. Nuuskamuikkunen
9. - Marco -
10. Asian Warlord
11. Hydreigon
12. Bridget Enjoyer
13. Lapizote
14. her everything
15. MrMcMikey22
16. ColdTooth
17. burgernfat

*Actions from light side will not be processed until door opens or timer runs to 0*
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Behrauder
95 posts
Joined June 2021
Behrauder
2. I use the same method that was used to open the door last time, but in a more efficient way.
Kobold84
Global Moderator
1,542 posts
Joined September 2013
Kobold84
Why are we suddenly on the dark side? Shouldn't God reward us for holding the door for others?
Behrauder
95 posts
Joined June 2021
Behrauder

Kobold84 wrote:

Why are we suddenly on the dark side? Shouldn't God reward us for holding the door for others?
This is called "real life"... :(
burgernfat
22 posts
Joined March 2021
burgernfat
1. can you give us instructions on how to perform a ritual to swap the dark and light side
Ashton
2,028 posts
Joined February 2016
Ashton
2. Search Wimpy Cursed dead corpse for any objects
MrMcMikey22
1,750 posts
Joined January 2021
MrMcMikey22
2.) Wait...

With such a timer like this...

Can't I do a competition show?

Like...

Battle
For
The
Last
Seconds
Of
Our
Lives

(BFTLSOOL)

The winner gets to live his very last seconds of his life!

But the losers will die!

The earlier they get eliminated, the earlier they die!

And when they get eliminated, they get rekt by the door's shenanigans!

The challenges are going to be simple, but very intense! O_O

I, host the show, will present to you epic object show called:

Battle For The Last Seconds Of Our Lives (BFTLSOOL)


I mean why having to wait a few extra seconds, when you can just die in this epic object show, if you like to die? .w.



What happens when the countdown goes to 0 and still nothing happens?

Well then we could make a season 2 reviving everyone alive and the title would be:

Battle For The Last Seconds Of Our Lives: The Revival

(BFTLSOOLTR)

Get it? Because we are reviving the people from the dead?

If this precious cycle continues, we can make infinite amount of seasons with this. >=}

I hope I don't get executed by the OT gang though I am way too innocent to put the OT users into the Tiny Loser Crusher.
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
oh no

oh yeah you guys have exactly 133+(1/3) hours until the timer hits 0

2. if the door opens again, run through and grab eblf and run back into the light side
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Wimpy Cursed
1,453 posts
Joined July 2021
Wimpy Cursed
My death is in a furry's hands

Hi potato guy
McEndu
1,368 posts
Joined March 2019
McEndu
2. clean up the part of Wimpy Cursed's body I can see
abraker
Global Moderator
8,355 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
abraker

Behrauder wrote:

2. I use the same method that was used to open the door last time, but in a more efficient way.
Recovered from the shock of the door closing, you are determined to hold the door open more than ever. You try to push the door open but your strength is not enough.

burgernfat wrote:

1. can you give us instructions on how to perform a ritual to swap the dark and light side
Confirm whether that's the question, for everyone, you want to ask.

Ashton wrote:

2. Search Wimpy Cursed dead corpse for any objects
You approach Wimpy Cursed's severed body and realize that there is nothing search for because the pockets are on the other side of the door.

MrMcMikey22 wrote:

2.) Wait...

With such a timer like this...

Can't I do a competition show?

Like...

Battle
For
The
Last
Seconds
Of
Our
Lives

(BFTLSOOL)

The winner gets to live his very last seconds of his life!

But the losers will die!

The earlier they get eliminated, the earlier they die!

And when they get eliminated, they get rekt by the door's shenanigans!

The challenges are going to be simple, but very intense! O_O

I, host the show, will present to you epic object show called:

Battle For The Last Seconds Of Our Lives (BFTLSOOL)


I mean why having to wait a few extra seconds, when you can just die in this epic object show, if you like to die? .w.



What happens when the countdown goes to 0 and still nothing happens?

Well then we could make a season 2 reviving everyone alive and the title would be:

Battle For The Last Seconds Of Our Lives: The Revival

(BFTLSOOLTR)

Get it? Because we are reviving the people from the dead?

If this precious cycle continues, we can make infinite amount of seasons with this. >=}

I hope I don't get executed by the OT gang though I am way too innocent to put the OT users into the Tiny Loser Crusher.
You fall even more clinically insane seeing the door close the way it did

z0z wrote:

oh no

oh yeah you guys have exactly 133+(1/3) hours until the timer hits 0

2. if the door opens again, run through and grab eblf and run back into the light side
You brace yourself to sprint as soon as the door opens

McEndu wrote:

2. clean up the part of Wimpy Cursed's body I can see
~~~
B0ii
586 posts
Joined November 2021
B0ii
2. search Wimpy Cursed dead corpse
ColdTooth
1,107 posts
Joined June 2012
ColdTooth
2. Do nothing. I am not easily entranced. I just like staring at things that are shiny.
Ashton
2,028 posts
Joined February 2016
Ashton
2. Search my entire body to find any objects or items I may have
McEndu
1,368 posts
Joined March 2019
McEndu
Part 1: push the door by force (5/5 can enter)

Now's part 2

We should re-read the message to spot any changes in pattern
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Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,870 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3

Wimpy Cursed wrote:

My death is in a furry's hands

Hi potato guy
no

---

2. Pass through the door and keep it open from here if possible
Wimpy Cursed
1,453 posts
Joined July 2021
Wimpy Cursed

B0ii wrote:

2. search Wimpy Cursed dead corpse
sell my organs
Lapizote
121 posts
Joined January 2016
Lapizote
2. manifest a can of popeye's spinach and gulp it down, then try to punch the door open
Reyalp51
966 posts
Joined April 2021
Reyalp51
2. i fart
abraker
Global Moderator
8,355 posts
Joined July 2014
Topic Starter
abraker

B0ii wrote:

2. search Wimpy Cursed dead corpse
~~~

ColdTooth wrote:

2. Do nothing. I am not easily entranced. I just like staring at things that are shiny.
The door clothing was real entrancing despite having people fly back around you by the shear force of it closing. Your mouth is opened wide in shock. This is too much for you little brain to comprehend, but you are doing your best.

Ashton wrote:

2. Search my entire body to find any objects or items I may have
The door threw you back quite a distance. Luckily you come out with barely a scratch. You suddenly remember you had something on you. You try to look for that thing you had with you before you got into this predicament. You know, the thing that does the thing? Nevermind. You keep searching yourself for it without success. You start stripping down to underwear and find a piece of paper. It's from a fortune cookie! It reads: "Something interesting will happen today"

McEndu wrote:

Part 1: push the door by force (5/5 can enter)

Now's part 2

We should re-read the message to spot any changes in pattern
~~~


Lapizote wrote:

2. manifest a can of popeye's spinach and gulp it down, then try to punch the door open
You wish you had a can of popeye's famous spinach to grow super strength. Unfortunately you don't have it on you, so you try manifesting it with the shear mental power. You strain yourself as your face becomes visibly red.

Reyalp51 wrote:

2. i fart
~~~

*The timer approaches closer to its destination... 65503, 65502, 65501, 65500, 65459...*
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MrMcMikey22
1,750 posts
Joined January 2021
MrMcMikey22
3. 19 dollar fortnite card o_O
ColdTooth
1,107 posts
Joined June 2012
ColdTooth

abraker wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

2. Do nothing. I am not easily entranced. I just like staring at things that are shiny.
The door clothing was real entrancing despite having people fly back around you by the shear force of it closing. Your mouth is opened wide in shock. This is too much for you little brain to comprehend, but you are doing your best.
2. Entrancing... enticing... exciting... The door... opened... and now it closed?!?!?!?! This is really a technological advancement, maybe someday there will be parodies of this... I wonder what it'll do next, now that I continue to stare at it.
McEndu
1,368 posts
Joined March 2019
McEndu
2. find any message on this side of the door and read

I bet it is yet another substitution cipher of English, perhaps identical to the dark side
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Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,870 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
2. Pass through the door and keep it open from here if possible
Ashton
2,028 posts
Joined February 2016
Ashton
2. Put my clothes back on
Reyalp51
966 posts
Joined April 2021
Reyalp51
2. explore the area
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