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2. noclip through the door
I can't solve the cypher.
If I were a smart guy i wouldn't be here in OTabraker wrote:
You pray for the blue haired pop singer Hatsune Miku to come to the stage and enchant the door open. You pray and pray, never having to stop and think if it's ok to trap her here with you, the heretics, the shit on the floor, and a dead corpse.- Marco - wrote:
2. I pray for Hatsune Miku to open the door
The few cannot sacrafice the desires of manyKobold84 wrote:
I can't solve the cypher.
Topic Starter
You go over to the door and roll over Patattita's corpse to reveal the smushed pile of shit underneath. Without hestiation you scoop the pile and smear it across the golden rich door. I guess that'll show it.Wimpy Cursed wrote:
2. give shit to the door
Fed up with the other heretics making a bloody shit mess of things (literally), you take matters into your own hands and do proper cleaning. You tried your best, it ain't perfect, but it will do.Ashton wrote:
2. Goes over to patatitta to take his shirt off of his bloody corpse, makes my way to the shit pile (and ejaculation) and cleans the mess. Puts the mess into the corner of the room.
You put your hand into your pocket and feel something. It's yo-yo! It make sense things that came with your cloth are still there. Like what is God going to do? Strip you naked? You take out a yo-yo from your pocket and demonstrate the door how you intend to win the yo-yoing championship this year. The door watches motionlessly, but it believes you got a handle on things unlike itself.Bridget Enjoyer wrote:
2. show the door my epic yo-yo skills and then wait patiently
Seeing that the phase through the door attempt failed, you feel powerless. "I-Impossible!", you think. Completely defeated, your resort to prayer like - Marco -. But pray to who? Doesn't matter you pray! Pray for what? Doesn't matter! The act of simply praying must move the door. The door remains unmoved. Bummer.B0ii wrote:
2. pray
These actions, understood only by God, are carried out in the same cryptic manner they were thought of. Yet they seem unaffective.KatouMegumi wrote:
2. Click on one, false gate on two
Confirm whether that's the question, for everyone, you want to ask.Winnyace wrote:
1. Ask you why am I right and where's mom
You try to pull the door but your hand keeps on slipping. If only it had a handle!Lapizote wrote:
2. I pull the door
Frustrated at being trapped with other heretics you attempt to go for the root of the evil and kill God. I appear before you with a smirk and raised eyebrow, amused by the challenge. You try to grab me but go right through. "Hahaha that tickles!". You might need to think of a better plan of attack to challenge an omnipotent being.Tad Fibonacci wrote:
3. Kill God
Feeling relieved of your bowls, you look at Keramaru, who looks like an asylum patient trying to eat something. You go over to sit by them and ask them for whatever they are having. They are apparently eating popcorn with God. You join try to join in on eating some of that imaginary holy popcorn.Reyalp51 wrote:
2. i eat some popcorn
So you wait . . .z0z wrote:
2. wait until someone attempts to open the door to take a peek beyond the door
Seeing B0ii reduced from hero to powerless sheep believer, you show what true superpowers look like. See you don't phase through the door, you noclip through it. It's a very important distinction. As you stand before the door, you gather your strength and noclip right through to same place. Wait. Nani? You try again. It doesn't seem to work. Where is your God now?her everything wrote:
2. noclip through the door
guys we all need to push the door together for fucks sakes, it's the only way at this point
2. push the door
2. push the door
I assume we need more sacrifices. But I'll help you out.
2. Push the door.
2. Push the door.
ISNT THAT WHAT I FUCKING SAID YEARS AGO
2. Push the door with the others
2. Push the door with the others
should of said it louderAshton wrote:
ISNT THAT WHAT I FUCKING SAID YEARS AGO
2. Push the door with the others
guys wait there's shit on the door
2. wipe the shit off the door with whatever I can find, then help the others in pushing the door
2. wipe the shit off the door with whatever I can find, then help the others in pushing the door
2. Douse hinges in oil for lubrication and try opening the door
2. put yo-yo away 
and start pushing the door
and start pushing the doorOkiii imma follow others lel
2. Push the door
2. Push the door
2.)
I turn the door into a living object. O_O
I turn the door into a living object. O_O
2) Stare at the door. What else can this low-IQ Vulpix do?
that wasn't an actual question, just a rhetorical statement
that wasn't an actual question, just a rhetorical statement
2. Decipher the message
(btw the image is dead)
(btw the image is dead)
I still see the image. Basically, the dots form letters. At first I thought it was braille or morse code or something of the likes, but it's much simpler than that. The easiest ones to see is the first, second and fifth cluster of dots "The, Few, The". The third I am almost certain is "cannot" and the last is almost certainly "many" (or 'mony' which doesn't make sense, looks like a typo). The hardest ones are the third, fourth and sixth cluster of dots which look closest to me as "cannot, sacrafice and desires" which somewhat makes sense here (he is telling us we need to work as a team, as a few cannot achieve heaven alone, i.e a few can't push the door we all must).Corne2Plum3 wrote:
2. Decipher the message
(btw the image is dead)
That's how I interpreted it at least...
2. fuck the door
bonkWimpy Cursed wrote:
2. fuck the door
Topic Starter
After you realized prayer solves nothing you decide to lead an uprising against the damn door instead. You incite people to join you at pushing the door. As the leader, you come up to the door and give it a good push and hold it, ignoring all the smeared blood and shit on itB0ii wrote:
guys we all need to push the door together for fucks sakes, it's the only way at this point
2. push the door
You hesitate in joining B0ii for a bit as you wonder whether he will make a great sacrifice. While the thought of him praying while performing a blood ritual sacrifice on him sounds enticing, you instead decide to join him at pushing the door instead... for the time being.Kobold84 wrote:
I assume we need more sacrifices. But I'll help you out.
2. Push the door.
*The door suddenly pushes open*
Seeing the door pushing is working, you join in the others to push the door open. You kinda hesitate putting your hands on the ungodly mess present at the door, but you know what must be done.Ashton wrote:
ISNT THAT WHAT I FUCKING SAID YEARS AGO
2. Push the door with the others
Seeing the mess on the door has put you off, and you decide to wipe the stuff off first. Then you join in the others to push the already open door.Lapizote wrote:
guys wait there's shit on the door
2. wipe the shit off the door with whatever I can find, then help the others in pushing the door
To ensure the open door can actually open, you lubricate the hinges for extra opening. The door can now swing better.KatouMegumi wrote:
2. Douse hinges in oil for lubrication and try opening the door
Seeing the door pushing has inspired to put off yo-yoing contesting for a bit a take on door pushing contests insteadBridget Enjoyer wrote:
2. put yo-yo away
You join the door pushing part at pushing the open doorher everything wrote:
Okiii imma follow others lel
2. Push the door
You look at the door and realize it's a living being. This changes everything as you stand there watching other push your new potential friend. Some others look at you with confusion and think you joined Karamaru and Reyalp51 as being the 3rd asylum patient in the roomMrMcMikey22 wrote:
2.)
I turn the door into a living object. O_O
You glance at whatever the fuck MrMcMikey22 is doing and stare at the door. Maybe you will see it, who knows?ColdTooth wrote:
2) Stare at the door. What else can this low-IQ Vulpix do?
that wasn't an actual question, just a rhetorical statement
You try to decipher the already deciphered message, still without luck.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
2. Decipher the message
(btw the image is dead)
With everyone pushing against the door you quickly look for the hole where the latch bolt would be. Unfortunately you don't find any, so you decide to grind against the door instead. Everybody looks at you with annoyance as they are holding the door open.Wimpy Cursed wrote:
2. fuck the door
Hmm. Look inside the open door
2. make the door sad
My plan is to get emotions out of the door. Clearly, arousing it did jack shit
My plan is to get emotions out of the door. Clearly, arousing it did jack shit
2. enter the door
bonk Wimpy Cursed
Topic Starter
After invoking everyone's emotions but the door's you switch strategy and try something else. You attempt to make the door sad by telling it the saddest story only a door would understand. Unfortunately, with everyone holding the door open, it is unmoved.Wimpy Cursed wrote:
2. make the door sad
My plan is to get emotions out of the door. Clearly, arousing it did jack shit
You peer into the room behind the door. It is bright, unlike the prison-link appearance of the "cell" you are in right now. The walls have this large white tiling that kinda reminds you of a long forgotten game you once played or heard of. Interestingly it too had this superior being that made other(s) undergo trails. In the center of the room is some kind of brownish cubical object.z0z wrote:
2. identify the region beyond the door
Presented with the opportunity, you LEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JENNNNNNKINNNSSSSSS into the room. Not much happens and you are in one piece. It looks safe. Everyone who is holding the door notices something strange...UPR wrote:
2. try to run in
Seeing UPR barge in without a single regard for their life and remain alive, you are convinced it is safe to pass through. You walk through the door noticing a pronounce change in tone and vibe. The air feels much freshe- wait no that's because nobody sweat stress juice and unalived themselves. But it does have this less suppressed feel. Everyone who is holding the door feel the door doing something...McEndu wrote:
2. enter the door
oh shit it was open
2. Enter the door and start dancing in front of my peers
2. Enter the door and start dancing in front of my peers
2. bonk Wimpy Cursed then look through the door without entering yet
2. grab a large weight to hold the door open and then run to enter the door
2. "Woah! It opened with my very eyes staring directly at this immaculate, yet strange design..." The Vulpix... continues to stare into the interior of the door, a look beyond the other side. Could it be the void? Is the Vulpix staring at the void...? Does the void whisper to the Vulpix?
2. fuck this shit. I begin watching hentai in front of the door
2. I throw an MTG Miku card hoping that it will do something cool like the Yu-Gi-Oh anime
2. Summon 2 toilets facing each other and challenge all contestants to a shitting battle
Topic Starter
Seeing the door open yo- *bonk*Wimpy Cursed wrote:
oh shit it was open
2. Enter the door and start dancing in front of my peers
You bonked Wimpy Cursed just before they could enter the door, knocking them out for a short while. You look at the room behind the door to see UPR running in and McEndu curiously looking around. The room emanates a slight ethereal glow.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
2. bonk Wimpy Cursed then look through the door without entering yet
You look at Wimpy Cursed, who is knocked out laying on the ground and get an idea. You stop holding the door and drag them to the door so they can lay as a door stopper. Then you run for the door, passing through. Everyone else holding the door now noticeably feel it's hard to hold the door.B0ii wrote:
2. grab a large weight to hold the door open and then run to enter the door
You are enchanted by the ethereal designs of the room on the other side of the door. Your pupils widen wide as you fall for its spell.ColdTooth wrote:
2. "Woah! It opened with my very eyes staring directly at this immaculate, yet strange design..." The Vulpix... continues to stare into the interior of the door, a look beyond the other side. Could it be the void? Is the Vulpix staring at the void...? Does the void whisper to the Vulpix?
This in front of God? I shake my head and knock you unconscious for sinning too hard.Winnyace wrote:
2. fuck this shit. I begin watching hentai in front of the door
You feel something in your pocket you forgot about. It's a MTG card! You throw it in a dramatic fashion that has quite an anticlimactic result.- Marco - wrote:
2. I throw an MTG Miku card hoping that it will do something cool like the Yu-Gi-Oh anime
You have been trapped with others for such a long time you start to loose. You start believing you are a wizard who can summon things like toilets. You wave your finger and attempt to summon 2 toilets. Alas, it only made you appear coco loco.burgernfat wrote:
2. Summon 2 toilets facing each other and challenge all contestants to a shitting battle
You casually go through the door. Everybody holding the door now feels the door trying to close back.Reyalp51 wrote:
2. enter the door b4 it closes
Seeing others trying to struggle to keep the door open, you make a run for it. The moment you cross over to the other side, the door snaps shut sending everyone who was holding it flying back. Wimpy Cursed, who was laying unconscious against the door, got pushed outward to in between the door opening. The body is no match for the power of the door, and so Wimpy Cursed became the second cursed gruesome sight of the day as the their body was sheared into two by the closing door.z0z wrote:
2. race through the door asap
The door now separates people. On the dark side, a timer suddenly appears. It beeps once a second, counting down: 480000, 475959, 475958
Light Side:
1. UPR
2. McEndu
3. B0ii
4. Reyalp51
5. z0z
Dark Side:
1. Behrauder
2. Ashton
3. Ymir
4. Corne2Plum3
5. Kobold84
6. keremaru
7. Manishh
8. Nuuskamuikkunen
9. - Marco -
10. Asian Warlord
11. Hydreigon
12. Bridget Enjoyer
13. Lapizote
14. her everything
15. MrMcMikey22
16. ColdTooth
17. burgernfat
*Actions from light side will not be processed until door opens or timer runs to 0*
2. I use the same method that was used to open the door last time, but in a more efficient way.
Why are we suddenly on the dark side? Shouldn't God reward us for holding the door for others?
Kobold84 wrote:
Why are we suddenly on the dark side? Shouldn't God reward us for holding the door for others?
1. can you give us instructions on how to perform a ritual to swap the dark and light side
2. Search Wimpy Cursed dead corpse for any objects
2.) Wait...
With such a timer like this...
Can't I do a competition show?
Like...
Battle
For
The
Last
Seconds
Of
Our
Lives
(BFTLSOOL)
The winner gets to live his very last seconds of his life!
But the losers will die!
The earlier they get eliminated, the earlier they die!
And when they get eliminated, they get rekt by the door's shenanigans!
The challenges are going to be simple, but very intense! O_O
I, host the show, will present to you epic object show called:
Battle For The Last Seconds Of Our Lives (BFTLSOOL)
I mean why having to wait a few extra seconds, when you can just die in this epic object show, if you like to die? .w.
What happens when the countdown goes to 0 and still nothing happens?
Well then we could make a season 2 reviving everyone alive and the title would be:
Battle For The Last Seconds Of Our Lives: The Revival
(BFTLSOOLTR)
Get it? Because we are reviving the people from the dead?
If this precious cycle continues, we can make infinite amount of seasons with this. >=}
I hope I don't get executed by the OT gang though I am way too innocent to put the OT users into the Tiny Loser Crusher.
With such a timer like this...
Can't I do a competition show?
Like...
Battle
For
The
Last
Seconds
Of
Our
Lives
(BFTLSOOL)
The winner gets to live his very last seconds of his life!
But the losers will die!
The earlier they get eliminated, the earlier they die!
And when they get eliminated, they get rekt by the door's shenanigans!
The challenges are going to be simple, but very intense! O_O
I, host the show, will present to you epic object show called:
Battle For The Last Seconds Of Our Lives (BFTLSOOL)
I mean why having to wait a few extra seconds, when you can just die in this epic object show, if you like to die? .w.
What happens when the countdown goes to 0 and still nothing happens?
Well then we could make a season 2 reviving everyone alive and the title would be:
Battle For The Last Seconds Of Our Lives: The Revival
(BFTLSOOLTR)
Get it? Because we are reviving the people from the dead?
If this precious cycle continues, we can make infinite amount of seasons with this. >=}
I hope I don't get executed by the OT gang though I am way too innocent to put the OT users into the Tiny Loser Crusher.
oh no
oh yeah you guys have exactly 133+(1/3) hours until the timer hits 0
2. if the door opens again, run through and grab eblf and run back into the light side
oh yeah you guys have exactly 133+(1/3) hours until the timer hits 0
2. if the door opens again, run through and grab eblf and run back into the light side
My death is in a furry's hands
Hi potato guy
Hi potato guy
2. clean up the part of Wimpy Cursed's body I can see
Topic Starter
Recovered from the shock of the door closing, you are determined to hold the door open more than ever. You try to push the door open but your strength is not enough.Behrauder wrote:
2. I use the same method that was used to open the door last time, but in a more efficient way.
Confirm whether that's the question, for everyone, you want to ask.burgernfat wrote:
1. can you give us instructions on how to perform a ritual to swap the dark and light side
You approach Wimpy Cursed's severed body and realize that there is nothing search for because the pockets are on the other side of the door.Ashton wrote:
2. Search Wimpy Cursed dead corpse for any objects
You fall even more clinically insane seeing the door close the way it didMrMcMikey22 wrote:
2.) Wait...
With such a timer like this...
Can't I do a competition show?
Like...
Battle
For
The
Last
Seconds
Of
Our
Lives
(BFTLSOOL)
The winner gets to live his very last seconds of his life!
But the losers will die!
The earlier they get eliminated, the earlier they die!
And when they get eliminated, they get rekt by the door's shenanigans!
The challenges are going to be simple, but very intense! O_O
I, host the show, will present to you epic object show called:
Battle For The Last Seconds Of Our Lives (BFTLSOOL)
I mean why having to wait a few extra seconds, when you can just die in this epic object show, if you like to die? .w.
What happens when the countdown goes to 0 and still nothing happens?
Well then we could make a season 2 reviving everyone alive and the title would be:
Battle For The Last Seconds Of Our Lives: The Revival
(BFTLSOOLTR)
Get it? Because we are reviving the people from the dead?
If this precious cycle continues, we can make infinite amount of seasons with this. >=}
I hope I don't get executed by the OT gang though I am way too innocent to put the OT users into the Tiny Loser Crusher.
You brace yourself to sprint as soon as the door opensz0z wrote:
oh no
oh yeah you guys have exactly 133+(1/3) hours until the timer hits 0
2. if the door opens again, run through and grab eblf and run back into the light side
~~~McEndu wrote:
2. clean up the part of Wimpy Cursed's body I can see
2. Do nothing. I am not easily entranced. I just like staring at things that are shiny.
2. Search my entire body to find any objects or items I may have
Part 1: push the door by force (5/5 can enter)
Now's part 2
We should re-read the message to spot any changes in pattern
Now's part 2
We should re-read the message to spot any changes in pattern
noWimpy Cursed wrote:
My death is in a furry's hands
Hi potato guy
---
2. Pass through the door and keep it open from here if possible
sell my organsB0ii wrote:
2. search Wimpy Cursed dead corpse
2. manifest a can of popeye's spinach and gulp it down, then try to punch the door open
Topic Starter
~~~B0ii wrote:
2. search Wimpy Cursed dead corpse
The door clothing was real entrancing despite having people fly back around you by the shear force of it closing. Your mouth is opened wide in shock. This is too much for you little brain to comprehend, but you are doing your best.ColdTooth wrote:
2. Do nothing. I am not easily entranced. I just like staring at things that are shiny.
The door threw you back quite a distance. Luckily you come out with barely a scratch. You suddenly remember you had something on you. You try to look for that thing you had with you before you got into this predicament. You know, the thing that does the thing? Nevermind. You keep searching yourself for it without success. You start stripping down to underwear and find a piece of paper. It's from a fortune cookie! It reads: "Something interesting will happen today"Ashton wrote:
2. Search my entire body to find any objects or items I may have
~~~McEndu wrote:
Part 1: push the door by force (5/5 can enter)
Now's part 2
We should re-read the message to spot any changes in pattern
You wish you had a can of popeye's famous spinach to grow super strength. Unfortunately you don't have it on you, so you try manifesting it with the shear mental power. You strain yourself as your face becomes visibly red.Lapizote wrote:
2. manifest a can of popeye's spinach and gulp it down, then try to punch the door open
~~~Reyalp51 wrote:
2. i fart
*The timer approaches closer to its destination... 65503, 65502, 65501, 65500, 65459...*
3. 19 dollar fortnite card o_O
2. Entrancing... enticing... exciting... The door... opened... and now it closed?!?!?!?! This is really a technological advancement, maybe someday there will be parodies of this... I wonder what it'll do next, now that I continue to stare at it.abraker wrote:
The door clothing was real entrancing despite having people fly back around you by the shear force of it closing. Your mouth is opened wide in shock. This is too much for you little brain to comprehend, but you are doing your best.ColdTooth wrote:
2. Do nothing. I am not easily entranced. I just like staring at things that are shiny.
2. find any message on this side of the door and read
I bet it is yet another substitution cipher of English, perhaps identical to the dark side
I bet it is yet another substitution cipher of English, perhaps identical to the dark side
2. Pass through the door and keep it open from here if possible
2. Put my clothes back on
Topic Starter
The possibilities are endless so long as you continue to stare at the door. Not even a blink for you might miss the moment. It all comes down to that to learn the itty bitty of the secrets you can comprehend.ColdTooth wrote:
2. Entrancing... enticing... exciting... The door... opened... and now it closed?!?!?!?! This is really a technological advancement, maybe someday there will be parodies of this... I wonder what it'll do next, now that I continue to stare at it.abraker wrote:
The door clothing was real entrancing despite having people fly back around you by the shear force of it closing. Your mouth is opened wide in shock. This is too much for you little brain to comprehend, but you are doing your best.ColdTooth wrote:
2. Do nothing. I am not easily entranced. I just like staring at things that are shiny.
~~~McEndu wrote:
2. find any message on this side of the door and read
I bet it is yet another substitution cipher of English, perhaps identical to the dark side
Somehow you don't feel bad for Wimpy Cursed and only care about the door which threw you back while closing. Now is your turn to show who's big bad, and you try to pass through it. Unfortunately the door is solid and keeps you out of the other side.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
2. Pass through the door and keep it open from here if possible
As you ponder, demoralized by the good-for-nothing fortune cookie strip, you put your cloth back on.Ashton wrote:
2. Put my clothes back on
~~~Reyalp51 wrote:
2. explore the area
Topic Starter
*The timer counts 5... 4... 3... 2... 1....*
Suddenly the heretics in the light room hear a large boom from behind the door. In fact it was so loud it was almost deafening even through the solid thick door. It makes you wonder: what was that? Did everyone in the dark room just die?
Suddenly the heretics in the light room hear a large boom from behind the door. In fact it was so loud it was almost deafening even through the solid thick door. It makes you wonder: what was that? Did everyone in the dark room just die?