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so how many plushies did you sleep with last night?abraker wrote:
the only one who could roast me proper was blitzfrog
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Guess we will be having a goat meat at the bbq feast first. So Corne tell me, how does it feel knowing Galaxy Collapse have and will never be ranked despite the massive amount of support it have received from 6 digits who think they've seen it all. You are 19 with a ralsei addiction yet you still refuse to claim that you are a furry but we all know deep down inside you have already degenerated down to this point. Your osu career is also on a downhill despite your tenacious effort, your maps are dead, three years of std grinding only to end up barely past 6 digits and I guess your skins also became desolated considering how you're only semi active at mapping no days. You will always and only be remembered as a mascot of OT, nothing more.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
YES
PS love you fluffball
How does it feel to walk into church on Sunday with your family only to feel guilty about not washing your crusty nut stained pursuit whenever you make eye contact with the clergy. You know, I thought you were only a normal pokemon enthusiast when I first saw you but when I clicked on your twitter account, I subconsciously thought "ah fuck it's one of these". Since you are still new, I won't make much assumption since furries like you get easily triggered whenever someone insult your online persona. You will probably end up as one of those denizen that contribute nothing except small talk to the forum.Felixland wrote:
I know mine will be easy to make.
Your signature give me headaches, which you probably suffered from too when your mom accidently dropped you on the head when you were a newborn. Maybe if you go outside and touch some grass, you wouldn't have insomnia like every fucking day and have a worst sleeping schedule then everyone in OT combined. Do you know that not getting enough sleep increases your blood pressure and heart beat, but even if did sleep enough I bet your meat will get beat more than your heart since all you do is stare at that Kurumi poster in your room. Instead of spending your time scraping the white stain off your body pillow and Kurumi poster, why don't you go outside and get some real girls instead but to be fair, your voice if probably much more attractive than your face ever will be.Kaaruumii wrote:
lets get it gamers
I really did see potential in you when you started posting in OT but that shit plummeted to the floor faster than Kaaruumii as a baby. You have a good amount of post, but nothing that make you stand out. In fact, when the list for possible gen 9 candidate, your name was on the very bottom, barely beating out felix the furry who just joined and MaxIsABigKaiju who doesn't even exist. Your switzerland flag catches more eye more than your seizure ass name. Looking at your play count, you have probably already realized that you won't achieve anything in osu and given up, which I applaud you for doing.Aireunaeus wrote:
alright understandable. have a great day
yoony1 wrote:
I'm giddy with excitement
I honestly don't even know what to say to you. You barely post in OT, and maybe that's for the better. You should have just stayed in forum games since that tame shame lame sub forum is probably more fit for you aussies. I hope you realize that abraker probably don't know, won't know and won't give two shit who you are even though you joined his club. After checking your profile, count me thoroughly surprise since you were able to reach 4 digit in std after joining for just over a year. Now put down your pen that is probably coated in multiple layer of sweat and go feel the sunlight. Just don't accidently get devoured by one of those humongous Australian snakes but considering all the anime you most likely jerked off from osu, I bet not even those monster would like to eat you.
These are all jokes, don't take it seriously.
I'll post more either later or tmr.
👏 yes 👏
all of this is sooper accurate good jobShinRun wrote:
Your signature give me headaches, which you probably suffered from too when your mom accidently dropped you on the head when you were a newborn. Maybe if you go outside and touch some grass, you wouldn't have insomnia like every fucking day and have a worst sleeping schedule then everyone in OT combined. Do you know that not getting enough sleep increases your blood pressure and heart beat, but even if did sleep enough I bet your meat will get beat more than your heart since all you do is stare at that Kurumi poster in your room. Instead of spending your time scraping the white stain off your body pillow and Kurumi poster, why don't you go outside and get some real girls instead but to be fair, your voice if probably much more attractive than your face ever will be.Kaaruumii wrote:
lets get it gamers
ayo what did u say about my babyShinRun wrote:
I really did see potential in you when you started posting in OT but that shit plummeted to the floor faster than Kaaruumii as a baby.Aireunaeus wrote:
alright understandable. have a great day
Lmao
Ah, he already got me with the Aussie bit.
2 in fucking 1.
2 in fucking 1.
Well, Time to change my nameShinRun wrote:
Your switzerland flag catches more eye more than your seizure ass name.
nooo its a good name, just hard to spellAireunaeus wrote:
Well, Time to change my nameShinRun wrote:
Your switzerland flag catches more eye more than your seizure ass name.
No it's pretty easy.Kaaruumii wrote:
nooo its a good name, just hard to spellAireunaeus wrote:
Well, Time to change my nameShinRun wrote:
Your switzerland flag catches more eye more than your seizure ass name.
alright firsy you type Aireu and then næus
and this is how to spell my name. it's Aireu|naios
but you could just name me Fake Aireu
should I say your name like "írineus"?Aireunaeus wrote:
No i'ts pretty easy. alrightKaaruumii wrote:
nooo its a good name, just hard to spellAireunaeus wrote:
Well, Time to change my nameShinRun wrote:
Your switzerland flag catches more eye more than your seizure ass name.
firsy you type Aireu and then næus
yeah it doesn't bother me. most of my friends pronounces my name like thisPolyspora wrote:
should I say your name like "írineus"?Aireunaeus wrote:
No i'ts pretty easy. alrightKaaruumii wrote:
nooo its a good name, just hard to spellAireunaeus wrote:
Well, Time to change my nameShinRun wrote:
Your switzerland flag catches more eye more than your seizure ass name.
firsy you type Aireu and then næus
idk broShinRun wrote:
Guess we will be having a goat meat at the bbq feast first. So Corne tell me, how does it feel knowing Galaxy Collapse have and will never be ranked despite the massive amount of support it have received from 6 digits who think they've seen it all.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
YES
I have nothing to lose
sure
Topic Starter
I’m quite busy today, I’ll see if I can post any later tonight
ShinRun wrote:
yoony1 wrote:
I'm giddy with excitement
You barely post in OT, and maybe that's for the better.
I'll take this as praise, much thanks Mr. RunShinRun wrote:
yoony1 wrote:
I'm giddy with excitement
After checking your profile, count me thoroughly surprise since you were able to reach 4 digit in std after joining for just over a year.
Actually true though, my pen is legit a biological hazard. Also feeling sunlight is bad I don't want skin cancer.ShinRun wrote:
[quote="yoony1"]Now put down your pen that is probably coated in multiple layer of sweat and go feel the sunlight.
do it in mandarin
ok i'm ready...roast me O_O
Topic Starter
Sorry had a really busy day yesterday, I’ll try to get 5-10 people done tonight
Topic Starter
I... I don't even know where to start. As in there is no where to start. z0z you could have honestly stayed off OT and the forum would not have changed at all. You are like a piece of blank paper, there just isn't much that could be said about you. You've been on the forum way before I even joined but I don't think I have ever seen you done anything significant. I understand the appeal to be a fox or wolf furry but a bull? Just cause you are capable of producing bullshit, it doesn't make you a bull. On the bright side, you are probably being an active member of society compared to the rest of OT dwellers.z0z wrote:
hm
Patatitta wrote:
yes
Did you choose a potato to represent you because you are a dense piece of bland trash or is it because you got the same body type of a potato. Where did it went wrong for you Patatitta? You joined just a few month after me however you haven't even became denizen yet. Your contribution and achievement is literally nanoscopic compared to everyone else. Us the parliament might add you to the list just for pity but where would you even fit. You somehow weren't able to fit into gen 8, which had the lowest bar possible. To be fair you don't really care so just potato on different forum.
Look where you failure in osu brought you, to OT. You have been a rising star in the OT community, you could even become one of the fucked up pillars that hold up gen 9, only if your OT career don't end up like your osu one, short and pathetic . You will go down in OT history not as a great poster or lurker but as a net that barely hold the rowdy group of monkey known as gen 9 together. You might as well change your name to the zoo keeper since that's basically all you'll be doing in OT whenever you're not making out with the other gen 9 members. But you're also from Brazil so yk, that's to be expected. Aye but there is no way you end up worst than the other Brazilian... or can you?Polyspora wrote:
nah you cant talk shit about me I'm the best of the world B)
Hey eblf, how is your OT hiatus every month. Everything you do on OT reach the benchmark, in fact you might as well be the benchmark the parliament use to decide whether we should reject a denizen or not. You are like the first checkpoint for new OT members, everyone chat with you when they are new as you are extremely kind and friendly but no one gets on OT thinking "I what elbf posted" expect for maybe your furry friend. Talking about furries, I honestly can't think of anything you have done without mentioning JAB and another furry or two. You will go down in OT history for being a "denizen", nothing more. Just plain o' denizen.eblf2013 wrote:
ä
Stomiks if you haven't realized, you have been on OT for 10 months now however it felt more like 4 months. You know why? It's because you have to constantly rely on other to stand out, you are incapable to stand on your own two feet and with the sudden inflow of new members, you suddenly became recognized. But know that you have fallen into the degenerates of gen 9, you lost one of your most unique features which was your pfp. This is really the problem with the new members as a whole, not just you. You guys will be referred to as a group, not individually no matter what you guys do, and you Stomiks is a main contributor to the reason.Stomiks wrote:
I'd love to get insulted from someone as great as shinrun-samaaaaaa 🥵
I hope you guys realize I make most of these up, that's kinda the point of this thread. Love you all, will post more tmr.
That's fair. I struggled to talk to people because of my horrible social skills but these new guys really helped me out. They're honestly just really accepting of me so in that way, I'm thankful that they came along cause they helped me in being more of myself and boosting my social skills online and irl.ShinRun wrote:
Stomiks if you haven't realized, you have been on OT for 10 months now however it felt more like 4 months. You know why? It's because you have to constantly rely on other to stand out, you are incapable to stand on your own two feet and with the sudden inflow of new members, you suddenly became recognized.Stomiks wrote:
I'd love to get insulted from someone as great as shinrun-samaaaaaa 🥵
I'M SORRY IT WAS FOR A COLLABBBBBBShinRun wrote:
But know that you have fallen into the degenerates of gen 9, you lost one of your most unique features which was your pfp. This is really the problem with the new members as a whole, not just you. You guys will be referred to as a group, not individually no matter what you guys do, and you Stomiks is a main contributor to the reason.
luv u stickboiStomiks wrote:
That's fair. I struggled to talk to people because of my horrible social skills but these new guys really helped me out. They're honestly just really accepting of me so in that way, I'm thankful that they came along cause they helped me in being more of myself and boosting my social skills online and irl.
do me :^3
not in that way, mf you know what i meant
ShinRun wrote:
Patatitta wrote:
yes
Did you choose a potato to represent you because you are a dense piece of bland trash or is it because you got the same body type of a potato. Where did it went wrong for you Patatitta? You joined just a few month after me however you haven't even became denizen yet. Your contribution and achievement is literally nanoscopic compared to everyone else. Us the parliament might add you to the list just for pity but where would you even fit. You somehow weren't able to fit into gen 8, which had the lowest bar possible. To be fair you don't really care so just potato on different forum.
based and real
I have been neglected
ShinRun wrote:
Hey eblf, how is your OT hiatus every month. Everything you do on OT reach the benchmark, in fact you might as well be the benchmark the parliament use to decide whether we should reject a denizen or not. You are like the first checkpoint for new OT members, everyone chat with you when they are new as you are extremely kind and friendly but no one gets on OT thinking "I what elbf posted" expect for maybe your furry friend. Talking about furries, I honestly can't think of anything you have done without mentioning JAB and another furry or two. You will go down in OT history for being a "denizen", nothing more. Just plain o' denizen.eblf2013 wrote:
ä
True, I ain't the best poster or anything nor I try to be, and for the extreme kindness part... I am not sure how to explain it, but it has to do with personal suffering, optimistic nihilism and hatred for the world and me trying to balance it.ShinRun wrote:
You are like the first checkpoint for new OT members, everyone chat with you when they are new as you are extremely kind and friendly but no one gets on OT thinking "I what elbf posted" expect for maybe your furry friend.
If I explained you why I'd fill the character limit for posting lmao.ShinRun wrote:
Talking about furries, I honestly can't think of anything you have done without mentioning JAB and another furry or two.
Maybe in the larger picture but I legit cried when I saw people missing me.ShinRun wrote:
You will go down in OT history for being a "denizen", nothing more. Just plain o' denizen.
Anyway, it took me quite some time to answer this post.
Take it seriously eblf
wait there's a character limit? I remember seeing literally chapter-long posts though
hello mr shinboy i finally fixed me sleep
edit: Also eblf I never said this to you before but I really mean it, you are a very interesting furry with cool mysterious aura about him. You actually intimidate me sometimes (idk why) but you really seem like a down to earth individual that really cares for his people and everyone around him, I actually regret not posting in your appreciation thread (with some others) but deep down I hope you live a great life not having to deal with any issues or any scary shit mate and even though we don't really know each other, I appreciate you brotha.
edit: Also eblf I never said this to you before but I really mean it, you are a very interesting furry with cool mysterious aura about him. You actually intimidate me sometimes (idk why) but you really seem like a down to earth individual that really cares for his people and everyone around him, I actually regret not posting in your appreciation thread (with some others) but deep down I hope you live a great life not having to deal with any issues or any scary shit mate and even though we don't really know each other, I appreciate you brotha.
EBLF is the first person I ever talked to on OT!
He is very memorable for me.
Also, I didn't know what Venezuela was until meeting him...
He is very memorable for me.
Also, I didn't know what Venezuela was until meeting him...
i learned what venezuela was from playing too much OSRS-Remi wrote:
EBLF is the first person I ever talked to on OT!
He is very memorable for me.
Also, I didn't know what Venezuela was until meeting him...
Topic Starter
New rule - everyone must appreciate and compliment people I roast
ShinRun wrote:
Love you eblf don’t take it seriously
Yes.NotRaffi wrote:
Take it seriously eblf
Topic Starter
I am quite surprised that you are still semi active on OT considering all you do is act like a menace. You are like every newfag's worst nightmare. You will get real deep and personal onto someone even if they trigger you slightly. You're unable to listen to any of these new gen humor which while is dogshit and garbage, it means no one from the new gen will be interacting with you. Even in gen 8, you merely acted as a barrier that split the newfags from the oldfags. Despite playing this game for 10+ years, you were almost beat by Yhuan but don't be discouraged since that kid have nothing better to do with his life. (I remember a year ago you made a post about how your life was basically going downhill and you can't find a job, hope life worked out well for you ColdTooth).ColdTooth wrote:
hello
You gay, homosexual men lover from gen 8. How did you even became to represent gen 8? Oh right it's cause you're gay af. You done quite literally nothing on the forum and the only reason people know you is cause you molest newfags on discord. You probably fit in gen 7 more than gen 8. Ok let's name out everything you've done in gen 8, you have hosted multiple shower stream which I won't even ask why, you go around threatening people to do gay acts and that's about it. Honestly if your fat ass didn't leave OT so soon then you would still be the crowned king of OT. Also next time don't have a whole album on your phone for porn you saved incase your parent go through your phone and realized how big of a mistake you are. I can't even write any action roast for you cause abraker will quite literally take this down if I do.Cerno wrote:
jizz on my balls
I would refrain from blasting your ass since who knows what monstrosity you keep in that hell hole. Scyla you are the joker of gen 9 but not like a good joker, you're more like the Jared Leto joker. I mean no generation would be complete without a cancer or two but I hope you won't go down any path that get you banned, but I wouldn't be surprised. The worst thing is that you will most likely be one of the more popular member in gen 9 because the rest of you fucks can't do anything by yourself. Scyla here can at least pull random shit out of his ass without needing to rely on others. But yeah I hope you just don't fuck everything up on OT in the future.Scyla wrote:
blast my ass
Hey ass breaker, I always wonder how it feel to live like a guy in his mid 20s with no purpose to life who's online personal is a mad science while moderating a shitty game which is known for young anime girls. How are you going to role play a ingenious scientist but still can't find the answer to why you can't get any bitches. You seem like the type of guy who would brag about getting all the girls but pull up the weather app whenever one step within a mile radius. Every few hours, you have to turn your keyboard upside down and bang it to clean all the cum and dust that accumulated when you are playing with your little python. You probably went through your mid life crisis before you even hit puberty and is currently going through your 5th crisis.abraker wrote:
the only one who could roast me proper was blitzfrog
You are filled with so much trash and waste that if I tried to cook you, I would generate so much carbon dioxide that the ozone layer will instantly be destroyed causing chaos on Earth, which isn't that off from what you're doing on OT currently. Why do you keep posting that retarded caterpillar gif, you probably smirk everytime you post that shit thinking you contributed something to the forum but in reality you just lowered the IQ of everyone here. Your humor is most definitely on the lowest tier compared to everyone on OT. Your most used vocabulary is probably some dumb word like sus or smth but that is to be expected. You also joined a collab with the other three idiots so I'm going to call you four the "nonessential quadtuplet" from now on.Jarcrafted wrote:
Please cook me
you aint wrong about the osu career lmao, but comparing me to ig*r is really fucked up. love you shinrun <3ShinRun wrote:
Look where you failure in osu brought you, to OT. You have been a rising star in the OT community, you could even become one of the fucked up pillars that hold up gen 9, only if your OT career don't end up like your osu one, short and pathetic . You will go down in OT history not as a great poster or lurker but as a net that barely hold the rowdy group of monkey known as gen 9 together. You might as well change your name to the zoo keeper since that's basically all you'll be doing in OT whenever you're not making out with the other gen 9 members. But you're also from Brazil so yk, that's to be expected. Aye but there is no way you end up worst than the other Brazilian... or can you?Polyspora wrote:
nah you cant talk shit about me I'm the best of the world B)
ShinRun wrote:
Why do you keep posting that retarded caterpillar gif, you probably smirk everytime you post that shit thinking you contributed something to the forum but in reality you just lowered the IQ of everyone here.Jarcrafted wrote:
Please cook me
Smoking caterpillar
Jarcrafted wrote:
ShinRun wrote:
Why do you keep posting that retarded caterpillar gif, you probably smirk everytime you post that shit thinking you contributed something to the forum but in reality you just lowered the IQ of everyone here.Jarcrafted wrote:
Please cook me
Smoking caterpillar
Smiling Lucario
Jarcrafted wrote:
ShinRun wrote:
Why do you keep posting that retarded caterpillar gif, you probably smirk everytime you post that shit thinking you contributed something to the forum but in reality you just lowered the IQ of everyone here.Jarcrafted wrote:
Please cook me
Smoking caterpillar
The abandoned thread
This gif is ugly asfJarcrafted wrote:
ShinRun wrote:
Why do you keep posting that retarded caterpillar gif, you probably smirk everytime you post that shit thinking you contributed something to the forum but in reality you just lowered the IQ of everyone here.Jarcrafted wrote:
Please cook me
Smoking caterpillar
I don't know Jared Leto but my Kokoro is in spain without S
This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
This gif is ugly asfJarcrafted wrote:
ShinRun wrote:
Why do you keep posting that retarded caterpillar gif, you probably smirk everytime you post that shit thinking you contributed something to the forum but in reality you just lowered the IQ of everyone here.Jarcrafted wrote:
Please cook me
Smoking caterpillar
hi