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Topic Starter
ShinRun
Post here if you want to be roasted and flamed into ashes.
Warning - This is all a joke, not to be taken seriously.
I will post a unique paragraph for every single one of you useless scums.
Corne2Plum3
YES
[ Sebastian ]
I know mine will be easy to make.
Kaaruumii
lets get it gamers
Topic Starter
ShinRun
I probably won't be able to post til I get home from school so keep waiting fuckers
Aireunaeus
alright understandable. have a great day
DM FOR MUTUAL
I'm giddy with excitement
z0z
hm
Patatitta
yes
Polyspora
nah you cant talk shit about me I'm the best of the world B)
Nuuskamuikkunen
ä
Stomiks
I'd love to get insulted from someone as great as shinrun-samaaaaaa 🥵
ColdTooth
hello
Cerno
jizz on my balls
Scyla
blast my ass
abraker
the only one who could roast me proper was blitzfrog
Jarcrafted
Please cook me
ColdTooth

abraker wrote:

the only one who could roast me proper was blitzfrog
so how many plushies did you sleep with last night?
TGGD
Hi
Topic Starter
ShinRun

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

YES
Guess we will be having a goat meat at the bbq feast first. So Corne tell me, how does it feel knowing Galaxy Collapse have and will never be ranked despite the massive amount of support it have received from 6 digits who think they've seen it all. You are 19 with a ralsei addiction yet you still refuse to claim that you are a furry but we all know deep down inside you have already degenerated down to this point. Your osu career is also on a downhill despite your tenacious effort, your maps are dead, three years of std grinding only to end up barely past 6 digits and I guess your skins also became desolated considering how you're only semi active at mapping no days. You will always and only be remembered as a mascot of OT, nothing more.
PS love you fluffball

Felixland wrote:

I know mine will be easy to make.
How does it feel to walk into church on Sunday with your family only to feel guilty about not washing your crusty nut stained pursuit whenever you make eye contact with the clergy. You know, I thought you were only a normal pokemon enthusiast when I first saw you but when I clicked on your twitter account, I subconsciously thought "ah fuck it's one of these". Since you are still new, I won't make much assumption since furries like you get easily triggered whenever someone insult your online persona. You will probably end up as one of those denizen that contribute nothing except small talk to the forum.

Kaaruumii wrote:

lets get it gamers
Your signature give me headaches, which you probably suffered from too when your mom accidently dropped you on the head when you were a newborn. Maybe if you go outside and touch some grass, you wouldn't have insomnia like every fucking day and have a worst sleeping schedule then everyone in OT combined. Do you know that not getting enough sleep increases your blood pressure and heart beat, but even if did sleep enough I bet your meat will get beat more than your heart since all you do is stare at that Kurumi poster in your room. Instead of spending your time scraping the white stain off your body pillow and Kurumi poster, why don't you go outside and get some real girls instead but to be fair, your voice if probably much more attractive than your face ever will be.

Aireunaeus wrote:

alright understandable. have a great day
I really did see potential in you when you started posting in OT but that shit plummeted to the floor faster than Kaaruumii as a baby. You have a good amount of post, but nothing that make you stand out. In fact, when the list for possible gen 9 candidate, your name was on the very bottom, barely beating out felix the furry who just joined and MaxIsABigKaiju who doesn't even exist. Your switzerland flag catches more eye more than your seizure ass name. Looking at your play count, you have probably already realized that you won't achieve anything in osu and given up, which I applaud you for doing.

yoony1 wrote:

I'm giddy with excitement

I honestly don't even know what to say to you. You barely post in OT, and maybe that's for the better. You should have just stayed in forum games since that tame shame lame sub forum is probably more fit for you aussies. I hope you realize that abraker probably don't know, won't know and won't give two shit who you are even though you joined his club. After checking your profile, count me thoroughly surprise since you were able to reach 4 digit in std after joining for just over a year. Now put down your pen that is probably coated in multiple layer of sweat and go feel the sunlight. Just don't accidently get devoured by one of those humongous Australian snakes but considering all the anime you most likely jerked off from osu, I bet not even those monster would like to eat you.

These are all jokes, don't take it seriously.
I'll post more either later or tmr.
[ Sebastian ]
👏 yes 👏
Kaaruumii

ShinRun wrote:

Kaaruumii wrote:

lets get it gamers
Your signature give me headaches, which you probably suffered from too when your mom accidently dropped you on the head when you were a newborn. Maybe if you go outside and touch some grass, you wouldn't have insomnia like every fucking day and have a worst sleeping schedule then everyone in OT combined. Do you know that not getting enough sleep increases your blood pressure and heart beat, but even if did sleep enough I bet your meat will get beat more than your heart since all you do is stare at that Kurumi poster in your room. Instead of spending your time scraping the white stain off your body pillow and Kurumi poster, why don't you go outside and get some real girls instead but to be fair, your voice if probably much more attractive than your face ever will be.
all of this is sooper accurate good job

ShinRun wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

alright understandable. have a great day
I really did see potential in you when you started posting in OT but that shit plummeted to the floor faster than Kaaruumii as a baby.
ayo what did u say about my baby
B0ii
Might as well get cooked in style
ghoulybits
Lmao
Ymir
Ah, he already got me with the Aussie bit.
2 in fucking 1.
Aireunaeus

ShinRun wrote:

Your switzerland flag catches more eye more than your seizure ass name.
Well, Time to change my name :cry:
Kaaruumii

Aireunaeus wrote:

ShinRun wrote:

Your switzerland flag catches more eye more than your seizure ass name.
Well, Time to change my name :cry:
nooo its a good name, just hard to spell
Aireunaeus

Kaaruumii wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

ShinRun wrote:

Your switzerland flag catches more eye more than your seizure ass name.
Well, Time to change my name :cry:
nooo its a good name, just hard to spell
No it's pretty easy.
alright firsy you type Aireu and then næus

and this is how to spell my name. it's Aireu|naios
but you could just name me Fake Aireu
Polyspora

Aireunaeus wrote:

Kaaruumii wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

ShinRun wrote:

Your switzerland flag catches more eye more than your seizure ass name.
Well, Time to change my name :cry:
nooo its a good name, just hard to spell
No i'ts pretty easy. alright
firsy you type Aireu and then næus
should I say your name like "írineus"?
levesterz
Roast me like a roastbeef
Aireunaeus

Polyspora wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

Kaaruumii wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

ShinRun wrote:

Your switzerland flag catches more eye more than your seizure ass name.
Well, Time to change my name :cry:
nooo its a good name, just hard to spell
No i'ts pretty easy. alright
firsy you type Aireu and then næus
should I say your name like "írineus"?
yeah it doesn't bother me. most of my friends pronounces my name like this
Corne2Plum3

ShinRun wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

YES
Guess we will be having a goat meat at the bbq feast first. So Corne tell me, how does it feel knowing Galaxy Collapse have and will never be ranked despite the massive amount of support it have received from 6 digits who think they've seen it all.
idk bro
Joon Yorigami
I have nothing to lose
ClevelandsMyBro
sure
HoosierTransfer
ok
Topic Starter
ShinRun
I’m quite busy today, I’ll see if I can post any later tonight
DM FOR MUTUAL

ShinRun wrote:

yoony1 wrote:

I'm giddy with excitement

You barely post in OT, and maybe that's for the better.

ShinRun wrote:

yoony1 wrote:

I'm giddy with excitement

After checking your profile, count me thoroughly surprise since you were able to reach 4 digit in std after joining for just over a year.
I'll take this as praise, much thanks Mr. Run

ShinRun wrote:

[quote="yoony1"]Now put down your pen that is probably coated in multiple layer of sweat and go feel the sunlight.
Actually true though, my pen is legit a biological hazard. Also feeling sunlight is bad I don't want skin cancer.
Rigbyuis
tojo
Reyalp51
Pls
Arctos Sagittario
do it in mandarin
MrMcMikey22
ok i'm ready...roast me O_O
Topic Starter
ShinRun
Sorry had a really busy day yesterday, I’ll try to get 5-10 people done tonight
Topic Starter
ShinRun

z0z wrote:

hm
I... I don't even know where to start. As in there is no where to start. z0z you could have honestly stayed off OT and the forum would not have changed at all. You are like a piece of blank paper, there just isn't much that could be said about you. You've been on the forum way before I even joined but I don't think I have ever seen you done anything significant. I understand the appeal to be a fox or wolf furry but a bull? Just cause you are capable of producing bullshit, it doesn't make you a bull. On the bright side, you are probably being an active member of society compared to the rest of OT dwellers.

Patatitta wrote:

yes

Did you choose a potato to represent you because you are a dense piece of bland trash or is it because you got the same body type of a potato. Where did it went wrong for you Patatitta? You joined just a few month after me however you haven't even became denizen yet. Your contribution and achievement is literally nanoscopic compared to everyone else. Us the parliament might add you to the list just for pity but where would you even fit. You somehow weren't able to fit into gen 8, which had the lowest bar possible. To be fair you don't really care so just potato on different forum.

Polyspora wrote:

nah you cant talk shit about me I'm the best of the world B)
Look where you failure in osu brought you, to OT. You have been a rising star in the OT community, you could even become one of the fucked up pillars that hold up gen 9, only if your OT career don't end up like your osu one, short and pathetic . You will go down in OT history not as a great poster or lurker but as a net that barely hold the rowdy group of monkey known as gen 9 together. You might as well change your name to the zoo keeper since that's basically all you'll be doing in OT whenever you're not making out with the other gen 9 members. But you're also from Brazil so yk, that's to be expected. Aye but there is no way you end up worst than the other Brazilian... or can you?

eblf2013 wrote:

ä
Hey eblf, how is your OT hiatus every month. Everything you do on OT reach the benchmark, in fact you might as well be the benchmark the parliament use to decide whether we should reject a denizen or not. You are like the first checkpoint for new OT members, everyone chat with you when they are new as you are extremely kind and friendly but no one gets on OT thinking "I what elbf posted" expect for maybe your furry friend. Talking about furries, I honestly can't think of anything you have done without mentioning JAB and another furry or two. You will go down in OT history for being a "denizen", nothing more. Just plain o' denizen.

Stomiks wrote:

I'd love to get insulted from someone as great as shinrun-samaaaaaa 🥵
Stomiks if you haven't realized, you have been on OT for 10 months now however it felt more like 4 months. You know why? It's because you have to constantly rely on other to stand out, you are incapable to stand on your own two feet and with the sudden inflow of new members, you suddenly became recognized. But know that you have fallen into the degenerates of gen 9, you lost one of your most unique features which was your pfp. This is really the problem with the new members as a whole, not just you. You guys will be referred to as a group, not individually no matter what you guys do, and you Stomiks is a main contributor to the reason.

I hope you guys realize I make most of these up, that's kinda the point of this thread. Love you all, will post more tmr.
Kaaruumii
hoo lee fuk shinrun taking no hostages
z0z
damn
Stomiks

ShinRun wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

I'd love to get insulted from someone as great as shinrun-samaaaaaa 🥵
Stomiks if you haven't realized, you have been on OT for 10 months now however it felt more like 4 months. You know why? It's because you have to constantly rely on other to stand out, you are incapable to stand on your own two feet and with the sudden inflow of new members, you suddenly became recognized.
That's fair. I struggled to talk to people because of my horrible social skills but these new guys really helped me out. They're honestly just really accepting of me so in that way, I'm thankful that they came along cause they helped me in being more of myself and boosting my social skills online and irl. :)

ShinRun wrote:

But know that you have fallen into the degenerates of gen 9, you lost one of your most unique features which was your pfp. This is really the problem with the new members as a whole, not just you. You guys will be referred to as a group, not individually no matter what you guys do, and you Stomiks is a main contributor to the reason.
I'M SORRY IT WAS FOR A COLLABBBBBB

Kaaruumii

Stomiks wrote:

That's fair. I struggled to talk to people because of my horrible social skills but these new guys really helped me out. They're honestly just really accepting of me so in that way, I'm thankful that they came along cause they helped me in being more of myself and boosting my social skills online and irl. :)
luv u stickboi
Hatelore0000
do me :^3
Hatelore0000
not in that way, mf you know what i meant
Patatitta

ShinRun wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

yes

Did you choose a potato to represent you because you are a dense piece of bland trash or is it because you got the same body type of a potato. Where did it went wrong for you Patatitta? You joined just a few month after me however you haven't even became denizen yet. Your contribution and achievement is literally nanoscopic compared to everyone else. Us the parliament might add you to the list just for pity but where would you even fit. You somehow weren't able to fit into gen 8, which had the lowest bar possible. To be fair you don't really care so just potato on different forum.

based and real
Joon Yorigami
I have been neglected
Nuuskamuikkunen

ShinRun wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

ä
Hey eblf, how is your OT hiatus every month. Everything you do on OT reach the benchmark, in fact you might as well be the benchmark the parliament use to decide whether we should reject a denizen or not. You are like the first checkpoint for new OT members, everyone chat with you when they are new as you are extremely kind and friendly but no one gets on OT thinking "I what elbf posted" expect for maybe your furry friend. Talking about furries, I honestly can't think of anything you have done without mentioning JAB and another furry or two. You will go down in OT history for being a "denizen", nothing more. Just plain o' denizen.

ShinRun wrote:

You are like the first checkpoint for new OT members, everyone chat with you when they are new as you are extremely kind and friendly but no one gets on OT thinking "I what elbf posted" expect for maybe your furry friend.
True, I ain't the best poster or anything nor I try to be, and for the extreme kindness part... I am not sure how to explain it, but it has to do with personal suffering, optimistic nihilism and hatred for the world and me trying to balance it.

ShinRun wrote:

Talking about furries, I honestly can't think of anything you have done without mentioning JAB and another furry or two.
If I explained you why I'd fill the character limit for posting lmao.

ShinRun wrote:

You will go down in OT history for being a "denizen", nothing more. Just plain o' denizen.
Maybe in the larger picture but I legit cried when I saw people missing me.

Anyway, it took me quite some time to answer this post.
Topic Starter
ShinRun
Love you eblf don’t take it seriously
KeikiEnjoyer
Take it seriously eblf
Arctos Sagittario
wait there's a character limit? I remember seeing literally chapter-long posts though
Kaaruumii
hello mr shinboy i finally fixed me sleep

edit: Also eblf I never said this to you before but I really mean it, you are a very interesting furry with cool mysterious aura about him. You actually intimidate me sometimes (idk why) but you really seem like a down to earth individual that really cares for his people and everyone around him, I actually regret not posting in your appreciation thread (with some others) but deep down I hope you live a great life not having to deal with any issues or any scary shit mate and even though we don't really know each other, I appreciate you brotha.
Ymir
EBLF is the first person I ever talked to on OT!
He is very memorable for me.
Also, I didn't know what Venezuela was until meeting him...
Kaaruumii

-Remi wrote:

EBLF is the first person I ever talked to on OT!
He is very memorable for me.
Also, I didn't know what Venezuela was until meeting him...
i learned what venezuela was from playing too much OSRS
Topic Starter
ShinRun
New rule - everyone must appreciate and compliment people I roast
Nuuskamuikkunen

ShinRun wrote:

Love you eblf don’t take it seriously

NotRaffi wrote:

Take it seriously eblf
Yes.
Manishh
/in


These are not roast
these are facts
Hatelore0000

Manishh wrote:

/in


These are not roast
these are facts
the fuck does /in mean
synthwavesquid
-
Hatelore0000

octowave wrote:

Hatelore0000 wrote:

Manishh wrote:

/in


These are not roast
these are facts
the fuck does /in mean
literally just "in" or, ig, "i'm in"

(it's not a tone tag, if that's what you're wondering)
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah i forgot those existed in forums
keremaru
o/

I take it that I can roast back?
Cerno
shitbag hurry the fuck up and roast me alrdy
Topic Starter
ShinRun

ColdTooth wrote:

hello
I am quite surprised that you are still semi active on OT considering all you do is act like a menace. You are like every newfag's worst nightmare. You will get real deep and personal onto someone even if they trigger you slightly. You're unable to listen to any of these new gen humor which while is dogshit and garbage, it means no one from the new gen will be interacting with you. Even in gen 8, you merely acted as a barrier that split the newfags from the oldfags. Despite playing this game for 10+ years, you were almost beat by Yhuan but don't be discouraged since that kid have nothing better to do with his life. (I remember a year ago you made a post about how your life was basically going downhill and you can't find a job, hope life worked out well for you ColdTooth).

Cerno wrote:

jizz on my balls
You gay, homosexual men lover from gen 8. How did you even became to represent gen 8? Oh right it's cause you're gay af. You done quite literally nothing on the forum and the only reason people know you is cause you molest newfags on discord. You probably fit in gen 7 more than gen 8. Ok let's name out everything you've done in gen 8, you have hosted multiple shower stream which I won't even ask why, you go around threatening people to do gay acts and that's about it. Honestly if your fat ass didn't leave OT so soon then you would still be the crowned king of OT. Also next time don't have a whole album on your phone for porn you saved incase your parent go through your phone and realized how big of a mistake you are. I can't even write any action roast for you cause abraker will quite literally take this down if I do.

Scyla wrote:

blast my ass
I would refrain from blasting your ass since who knows what monstrosity you keep in that hell hole. Scyla you are the joker of gen 9 but not like a good joker, you're more like the Jared Leto joker. I mean no generation would be complete without a cancer or two but I hope you won't go down any path that get you banned, but I wouldn't be surprised. The worst thing is that you will most likely be one of the more popular member in gen 9 because the rest of you fucks can't do anything by yourself. Scyla here can at least pull random shit out of his ass without needing to rely on others. But yeah I hope you just don't fuck everything up on OT in the future.

abraker wrote:

the only one who could roast me proper was blitzfrog
Hey ass breaker, I always wonder how it feel to live like a guy in his mid 20s with no purpose to life who's online personal is a mad science while moderating a shitty game which is known for young anime girls. How are you going to role play a ingenious scientist but still can't find the answer to why you can't get any bitches. You seem like the type of guy who would brag about getting all the girls but pull up the weather app whenever one step within a mile radius. Every few hours, you have to turn your keyboard upside down and bang it to clean all the cum and dust that accumulated when you are playing with your little python. You probably went through your mid life crisis before you even hit puberty and is currently going through your 5th crisis.

Jarcrafted wrote:

Please cook me
You are filled with so much trash and waste that if I tried to cook you, I would generate so much carbon dioxide that the ozone layer will instantly be destroyed causing chaos on Earth, which isn't that off from what you're doing on OT currently. Why do you keep posting that retarded caterpillar gif, you probably smirk everytime you post that shit thinking you contributed something to the forum but in reality you just lowered the IQ of everyone here. Your humor is most definitely on the lowest tier compared to everyone on OT. Your most used vocabulary is probably some dumb word like sus or smth but that is to be expected. You also joined a collab with the other three idiots so I'm going to call you four the "nonessential quadtuplet" from now on.
Polyspora

ShinRun wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

nah you cant talk shit about me I'm the best of the world B)
Look where you failure in osu brought you, to OT. You have been a rising star in the OT community, you could even become one of the fucked up pillars that hold up gen 9, only if your OT career don't end up like your osu one, short and pathetic . You will go down in OT history not as a great poster or lurker but as a net that barely hold the rowdy group of monkey known as gen 9 together. You might as well change your name to the zoo keeper since that's basically all you'll be doing in OT whenever you're not making out with the other gen 9 members. But you're also from Brazil so yk, that's to be expected. Aye but there is no way you end up worst than the other Brazilian... or can you?
you aint wrong about the osu career lmao, but comparing me to ig*r is really fucked up. love you shinrun <3
Jarcrafted

ShinRun wrote:

Jarcrafted wrote:

Please cook me
Why do you keep posting that retarded caterpillar gif, you probably smirk everytime you post that shit thinking you contributed something to the forum but in reality you just lowered the IQ of everyone here.


Smoking caterpillar
[ Sebastian ]

Jarcrafted wrote:

ShinRun wrote:

Jarcrafted wrote:

Please cook me
Why do you keep posting that retarded caterpillar gif, you probably smirk everytime you post that shit thinking you contributed something to the forum but in reality you just lowered the IQ of everyone here.


Smoking caterpillar


Smiling Lucario
Kaaruumii

Jarcrafted wrote:

ShinRun wrote:

Jarcrafted wrote:

Please cook me
Why do you keep posting that retarded caterpillar gif, you probably smirk everytime you post that shit thinking you contributed something to the forum but in reality you just lowered the IQ of everyone here.


Smoking caterpillar
Hatelore0000
The abandoned thread
Corne2Plum3

Jarcrafted wrote:

ShinRun wrote:

Jarcrafted wrote:

Please cook me
Why do you keep posting that retarded caterpillar gif, you probably smirk everytime you post that shit thinking you contributed something to the forum but in reality you just lowered the IQ of everyone here.


Smoking caterpillar
This gif is ugly asf
Scyla
I don't know Jared Leto but my Kokoro is in spain without S
TGGD

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Jarcrafted wrote:

ShinRun wrote:

Jarcrafted wrote:

Please cook me
Why do you keep posting that retarded caterpillar gif, you probably smirk everytime you post that shit thinking you contributed something to the forum but in reality you just lowered the IQ of everyone here.


Smoking caterpillar
This gif is ugly asf
This is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
igorsprite
hi
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