Lilyn wrote:
ghoulybits wrote:
Attention to my valued consumers: the exit is exactly where you entered here from, you just need to pay the yearly leaving membership fee. Prices start at 60 dollars a year for our most limited option, but I'm willing to add a few discounts if needed.
oh hey i found a hole on the walls of the store
I examined those last time. I sent out a probe. Those lead to an endless void. Interestingly enough there is one item in that void. It's cursed in the most bizarre way. I know what it is, but something prevents me from saying what it is. Say it, and I am overwhelmed by coughing or sneezing. Write it down, pencil breaks, pen runs out of ink. Type it, keyboard drivers crash. Even tried writing in blood. I fainted before I was able to make the second stroke.