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NIGHT OF TERROR: GHOULYMART RETURNS

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ghoulybits





Hello, valued consumer, and welcome back to Ghoulymart. As you can see, we have plenty of holiday-appropriate gear for you to enjoy. Candy, costumes, and human limbs await you in one of our 10^23749494920 aisles. Come on in, just make sure you don't get... lost.

Also, is my costume alright? I'm not quite sure what to wear for an occasion like this.
Winnyace
okay boys... where the fuck are the candies? I want to go to the hospital this Halloween.
Topic Starter
ghoulybits

Winnyace wrote:

okay boys... where the fuck are the candies? I want to go to the hospital this Halloween.
Aisle Ω^2, just past the Valentine's candy. Can't miss it.
ClevelandsMyBro
there was a first one?
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ghoulybits

ClevelandsMyBro wrote:

there was a first one?
Yes
Sophie Twilight
HALLOWEEN IS NEAR.
KeikiEnjoyer
Can i get uhhh, a 10PieceMcNuggets
Corne2Plum3
Give some candies please
Topic Starter
ghoulybits

NotRaffi wrote:

Can i get uhhh, a 10PieceMcNuggets
Yes you may. Though be warned, we only carry a generic brand due to copyright disputes.
Topic Starter
ghoulybits

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Give some candies please
Joon Yorigami
where's the bathroom
Puck_
One mask of Ghostface please
Topic Starter
ghoulybits

Yhuan Debeste wrote:

where's the bathroom
Just over there.




Puck- wrote:

One mask of Ghostface please
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we're all sold out. Please check again during our post-Halloween sale.
Penguin
good day ghouly! Might I ask where the candycorn is located in this fine establishment?
Thevaka
where's the costume section?
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ghoulybits

Penguin wrote:

good day ghouly! Might I ask where the candycorn is located in this fine establishment?
Of course, my good sir. They are all right over here, feel free to grab as many as you can pay for.
Lilyn
where's the exit i got the wrong store
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ghoulybits

Thevaka wrote:

where's the costume section?

Right over here, just past the gun aisle.

Though, if you're looking for costumes with a decidedly more 日本ish flair, just go down into that lava pit. I assure you, valued consumer, that what you're looking for is there.



Lilyn wrote:

where's the exit i got the wrong store
There is no exit.

Unless you pay the yearly leaving membership fee, which is very affordable and sane.
igorsprite

ghoulybits wrote:

Thevaka wrote:

where's the costume section?

Right over here, just past the gun aisle.

Though, if you're looking for costumes with a decidedly more 日本ish flair, just go down into that lava pit. I assure you, valued consumer, that what you're looking for is there.
I want that bee costume
Corne2Plum3
where are the toilets?
Winnyace

ghoulybits wrote:

Winnyace wrote:

okay boys... where the fuck are the candies? I want to go to the hospital this Halloween.
Aisle Ω^2, just past the Valentine's candy. Can't miss it.
thanks, dude.

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

where are the toilets?
I saw one while trying to get my aisle, smack down the middle of one aisle. no protection either. everybody could see you doing your business.
IryN
Where are the anime figurines and vtuber body pillows or do you not sell them?
Joon Yorigami

ghoulybits wrote:

Yhuan Debeste wrote:

where's the bathroom
Just over there.
are you sure it's safe there? I have concerns
Hoshimegu Mio
Can I buy whole humans? I want them alive too.
Corne2Plum3

oh cool
KeikiEnjoyer

IryN wrote:

Where are the anime figurines and vtuber body pillows or do you not sell them?
Oh man i want those
Corne2Plum3
OH WTF IS THIS BLOOD ON THE SINK!!??
abraker
*Vietnam flashbacks*
ClevelandsMyBro
where can i find this very cheap item called... girlfriend?
ShinRun

ClevelandsMyBro wrote:

where can i find this very cheap item called... girlfriend?
That’s out of stock
KeikiEnjoyer

ShinRun wrote:

ClevelandsMyBro wrote:

where can i find this very cheap item called... girlfriend?
That’s out of stock
Who bought them all
Corne2Plum3

ClevelandsMyBro wrote:

where can i find this very cheap item called... girlfriend?
Do you really need to buy that?
ShinRun

NotRaffi wrote:

ShinRun wrote:

ClevelandsMyBro wrote:

where can i find this very cheap item called... girlfriend?
That’s out of stock
Who bought them all
Me
KeikiEnjoyer

ShinRun wrote:

NotRaffi wrote:

ShinRun wrote:

ClevelandsMyBro wrote:

where can i find this very cheap item called... girlfriend?
That’s out of stock
Who bought them all
Me
Let me buy one
Topic Starter
ghoulybits

abraker wrote:

*Vietnam flashbacks*
Welcome back, Abraker.


ClevelandsMyBro wrote:

where can i find this very cheap item called... girlfriend?
Due to complaints about human rights violations, we have chosen to stop selling those items in our store. I hope you understand.


Corne2Plum3 wrote:

OH WTF IS THIS BLOOD ON THE SINK!!??
Yes.



IryN wrote:

Where are the anime figurines and vtuber body pillows or do you not sell them?
Those would also be in the lava pit.
keremaru
welcome back to the trade of business, friend. this is the first time i’ve properly landed the Passion Orange Guava into OT for quite some time.
i would like some more juice for my reliquary drive. an obscene amount, of course.
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ghoulybits

keremaru wrote:

welcome back to the trade of business, friend. this is the first time i’ve properly landed the Passion Orange Guava into OT for quite some time.
i would like some more juice for my reliquary drive. an obscene amount, of course.
Of course, valued friend. Past the meat aisle is a special juice section styled like gas pumps, complete with obscene prices.
Nuuskamuikkunen
Where can I find the empty section?
Topic Starter
ghoulybits

eblf2013 wrote:

Where can I find the empty section?
Look deep within your soul.
Corne2Plum3
So if this shop is really big and seems having a lot of stuff, there are gaming computer?
z0z
why the hell am i naked in the pic
Topic Starter
ghoulybits

z0z wrote:

why the hell am i naked in the pic
... listen... I got lazy
z0z

ghoulybits wrote:

z0z wrote:

why the hell am i naked in the pic
... listen... I got lazy
i can REALLY see that

what am i even doing in the pic?
Topic Starter
ghoulybits

z0z wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

z0z wrote:

why the hell am i naked in the pic
... listen... I got lazy
i can REALLY see that

what am i even doing in the pic?
Being a figurine on like a boardgame board. I did not think much detail was required.
z0z

ghoulybits wrote:

z0z wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

z0z wrote:

why the hell am i naked in the pic
... listen... I got lazy
i can REALLY see that

what am i even doing in the pic?
Being a figurine on like a boardgame board. I did not think much detail was required.
it kinda looks like you cut half my body off too
Mamat

ghoulybits wrote:

Just over there.


where is the light switch?
Topic Starter
ghoulybits

Mamat wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

Just over there.


where is the light switch?

It's over here. My apologies, valued consumer, we seem to be experiencing an electrical outage at the moment. Perhaps flicking it back on and off will work.
abraker

ghoulybits wrote:

abraker wrote:

*Vietnam flashbacks*
Welcome back, Abraker.
Ahem

1 membership, an exit, and a cancel of membership. In that precise order please.
Topic Starter
ghoulybits

abraker wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

abraker wrote:

*Vietnam flashbacks*
Welcome back, Abraker.
Ahem

1 membership, an exit, and a cancel of membership. In that precise order please.
That'll be 60 dollars. Though, are you sure? The microwave laser you were looking for all those months ago has finally come in, and I can assure you that there will be no contract that may or may not involve selling your soul involved this time.
Hoshimegu Mio
Hey I didn't get my product!

This calls for destruction on aisles 1-ω.
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