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IryN

ghoulybits wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

YyottaCat wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

IryN wrote:

um I found a cockroach at aisle 17, I would like to see your manager.
I am the manager. And owner. And janitor.
HOW there's a cockroach here!!??
It's supposed to be clean here!
Please clean better the shop!
It's a product.
I'm not sure it's a product there's not price tag
No, there is. Look very, very closely at it's left hind foot.
oh ok i see it now, it's quite small but i suppose it will do
Winnyace
g-guys I'm lost... where the fuck is the exit to this place?
Corne2Plum3

Winnyace wrote:

g-guys I'm lost... where the fuck is the exit to this place?
idk, seems you can't...
IryN

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Winnyace wrote:

g-guys I'm lost... where the fuck is the exit to this place?
idk, seems you can't...
Don't tell the owner but I found a loose tile at aisle e^1207323002. It has a tunnel that leads to the outside. It's pretty long though so I'd recommend shoplifting some ghouly snacks and maybe some hearty meals. Gl and don't get caught
levesterz

Winnyace wrote:

g-guys I'm lost... where the fuck is the exit to this place?
I think is on the right of the second mid section that locate in the left but just before the left middle section of the isle that have middle part of consist of two isle in between.
Corne2Plum3

IryN wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Winnyace wrote:

g-guys I'm lost... where the fuck is the exit to this place?
idk, seems you can't...
Don't tell the owner but I found a loose tile at aisle e^1207323002. It has a tunnel that leads to the outside. It's pretty long though so I'd recommend shoplifting some ghouly snacks and maybe some hearty meals. Gl and don't get caught
pretty sure we can find some food and drink while we are moving...
Lilyn

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

IryN wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Winnyace wrote:

g-guys I'm lost... where the fuck is the exit to this place?
idk, seems you can't...
Don't tell the owner but I found a loose tile at aisle e^1207323002. It has a tunnel that leads to the outside. It's pretty long though so I'd recommend shoplifting some ghouly snacks and maybe some hearty meals. Gl and don't get caught
pretty sure we can find some food and drink while we are moving...
what food? there's only candy and some scams here..
YyottaCat
Easy. Just go through the floor.
Corne2Plum3

Lilyn wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

IryN wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Winnyace wrote:

g-guys I'm lost... where the fuck is the exit to this place?
idk, seems you can't...
Don't tell the owner but I found a loose tile at aisle e^1207323002. It has a tunnel that leads to the outside. It's pretty long though so I'd recommend shoplifting some ghouly snacks and maybe some hearty meals. Gl and don't get caught
pretty sure we can find some food and drink while we are moving...
what food? there's only candy and some scams here..
are you sure about that? I've already seen an aisle full of meat...

And some microwaves in another aisle too...
z0z

YyottaCat wrote:

Easy. Just go through the floor.
that will just lead to the backrooms
Topic Starter
ghoulybits
Attention to my valued consumers: the exit is exactly where you entered here from, you just need to pay the yearly leaving membership fee. Prices start at 60 dollars a year for our most limited option, but I'm willing to add a few discounts if needed.
Lilyn

ghoulybits wrote:

Attention to my valued consumers: the exit is exactly where you entered here from, you just need to pay the yearly leaving membership fee. Prices start at 60 dollars a year for our most limited option, but I'm willing to add a few discounts if needed.
oh hey i found a hole on the walls of the store
z0z

Lilyn wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

Attention to my valued consumers: the exit is exactly where you entered here from, you just need to pay the yearly leaving membership fee. Prices start at 60 dollars a year for our most limited option, but I'm willing to add a few discounts if needed.
oh hey i found a hole on the walls of the store
*sends text message*
abraker

Lilyn wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

Attention to my valued consumers: the exit is exactly where you entered here from, you just need to pay the yearly leaving membership fee. Prices start at 60 dollars a year for our most limited option, but I'm willing to add a few discounts if needed.
oh hey i found a hole on the walls of the store
I examined those last time. I sent out a probe. Those lead to an endless void. Interestingly enough there is one item in that void. It's cursed in the most bizarre way. I know what it is, but something prevents me from saying what it is. Say it, and I am overwhelmed by coughing or sneezing. Write it down, pencil breaks, pen runs out of ink. Type it, keyboard drivers crash. Even tried writing in blood. I fainted before I was able to make the second stroke.
Topic Starter
ghoulybits

abraker wrote:

Lilyn wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

Attention to my valued consumers: the exit is exactly where you entered here from, you just need to pay the yearly leaving membership fee. Prices start at 60 dollars a year for our most limited option, but I'm willing to add a few discounts if needed.
oh hey i found a hole on the walls of the store
I examined those last time. I sent out a probe. Those lead to an endless void. Interestingly enough there is one item in that void. It's cursed in the most bizarre way. I know what it is, but something prevents me from saying what it is. Say it, and I am overwhelmed by coughing or sneezing. Write it down, pencil breaks, pen runs out of ink. Type it, keyboard drivers crash. Even tried writing in blood. I fainted before I was able to make the second stroke.
You're experiencing the side effects of Ghoulymart's patented soul trademark method. Our apologies, but trade secrets, ya know.
YyottaCat
You can't trap me, mister.
Topic Starter
ghoulybits

YyottaCat wrote:

You can't trap me, mister.
But you see, you aren't being trapped. Think of it as the opposite of the price of admission.
z0z

ghoulybits wrote:

YyottaCat wrote:

You can't trap me, mister.
But you see, you aren't being trapped. Think of it as the opposite of the price of admission.
i'm not even in the mart

why the hell did you decide ripping all my clothes off of me is a good idea?
IryN

z0z wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

YyottaCat wrote:

You can't trap me, mister.
But you see, you aren't being trapped. Think of it as the opposite of the price of admission.
i'm not even in the mart

why the hell did you decide ripping all my clothes off of me is a good idea?
the moment you opened this thread you were teleported into the mart
Topic Starter
ghoulybits

IryN wrote:

z0z wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

YyottaCat wrote:

You can't trap me, mister.
But you see, you aren't being trapped. Think of it as the opposite of the price of admission.
i'm not even in the mart

why the hell did you decide ripping all my clothes off of me is a good idea?
the moment you opened this thread you were teleported into the mart
By choosing to participate in this thread, you have agreed to reside in Ghoulymart™ for all posts you make in this thread. The only way to truly leave is to stop posting.
IryN
Well now that I reside here I might as well get a job. Are you guys hiring?
Topic Starter
ghoulybits

IryN wrote:

Well now that I reside here I might as well get a job. Are you guys hiring?
Of course, our application is here
IryN

ghoulybits wrote:

IryN wrote:

Well now that I reside here I might as well get a job. Are you guys hiring?
Of course, our application is here
I filled it out, can I be hired?
z0z

ghoulybits wrote:

IryN wrote:

z0z wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

YyottaCat wrote:

You can't trap me, mister.
But you see, you aren't being trapped. Think of it as the opposite of the price of admission.
i'm not even in the mart

why the hell did you decide ripping all my clothes off of me is a good idea?
the moment you opened this thread you were teleported into the mart
By choosing to participate in this thread, you have agreed to reside in Ghoulymart™ for all posts you make in this thread. The only way to truly leave is to stop posting.
what happens if i get this thread locked
Topic Starter
ghoulybits

z0z wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

IryN wrote:

z0z wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

YyottaCat wrote:

You can't trap me, mister.
But you see, you aren't being trapped. Think of it as the opposite of the price of admission.
i'm not even in the mart

why the hell did you decide ripping all my clothes off of me is a good idea?
the moment you opened this thread you were teleported into the mart
By choosing to participate in this thread, you have agreed to reside in Ghoulymart™ for all posts you make in this thread. The only way to truly leave is to stop posting.
what happens if i get this thread locked
You'd just be a massive killjoy.


IryN wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

IryN wrote:

Well now that I reside here I might as well get a job. Are you guys hiring?
Of course, our application is here
I filled it out, can I be hired?
After reviewing your application, we at Ghoulymart™ have decided to make you a member of our team, at the starting rate of 0.05 c/hour.
abraker

ghoulybits wrote:

IryN wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

IryN wrote:

Well now that I reside here I might as well get a job. Are you guys hiring?
Of course, our application is here
I filled it out, can I be hired?
After reviewing your application, we at Ghoulymart™ have decided to make you a member of our team, at the starting rate of 0.05 c/hour.
what kind of complete delusional psychopath pays in c and not in ot!bucks. No bank in this place will even accept that currency. A complete rip off!
Topic Starter
ghoulybits

abraker wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

IryN wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

IryN wrote:

Well now that I reside here I might as well get a job. Are you guys hiring?
Of course, our application is here
I filled it out, can I be hired?
After reviewing your application, we at Ghoulymart™ have decided to make you a member of our team, at the starting rate of 0.05 c/hour.
what kind of complete delusional psychopath pays in c and not in ot!bucks. No bank in this place will even accept that currency. A complete rip off!
The "c" stands for store credit, which Ghoulymart will gladly take. Our employees don't need to visit any bank, because anything they would ever need is right. here.
Corne2Plum3
What happens if I eat the food without paying?
Topic Starter
ghoulybits

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

What happens if I eat the food without paying?
DEATH.
NotRaffi

ghoulybits wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

What happens if I eat the food without paying?
DEATH.
Who are gonna kill me
Corne2Plum3

ghoulybits wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

What happens if I eat the food without paying?
DEATH.
why you can just kick us out of this shop?
Also I have a gun, a machinegun and more so you shouldn't try to kill me
IryN

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

What happens if I eat the food without paying?
DEATH.
why you can just kick us out of this shop?
Also I have a gun, a machinegun and more so you shouldn't try to kill me
Sir I'm gonna need you to calm down. Drop the weapon and listen. All you need is a measly 60$ for a membership to be able to leave. That's it. If you give up now we might even throw in a 20% discount!
Lilyn

IryN wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

What happens if I eat the food without paying?
DEATH.
why you can just kick us out of this shop?
Also I have a gun, a machinegun and more so you shouldn't try to kill me
Sir I'm gonna need you to calm down. Drop the weapon and listen. All you need is a measly 60$ for a membership to be able to leave. That's it. If you give up now we might even throw in a 20% discount!
I-I only have ot!bucks..
IryN

Lilyn wrote:

IryN wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

What happens if I eat the food without paying?
DEATH.
why you can just kick us out of this shop?
Also I have a gun, a machinegun and more so you shouldn't try to kill me
Sir I'm gonna need you to calm down. Drop the weapon and listen. All you need is a measly 60$ for a membership to be able to leave. That's it. If you give up now we might even throw in a 20% discount!
I-I only have ot!bucks..
sorry valued customer but we don't accept those here at GHOULYMART. You can earn earn more store credit by either working here or taking quests from the wandering souls over at aisle e^2839.
Lilyn

IryN wrote:

Lilyn wrote:

IryN wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

What happens if I eat the food without paying?
DEATH.
why you can just kick us out of this shop?
Also I have a gun, a machinegun and more so you shouldn't try to kill me
Sir I'm gonna need you to calm down. Drop the weapon and listen. All you need is a measly 60$ for a membership to be able to leave. That's it. If you give up now we might even throw in a 20% discount!
I-I only have ot!bucks..
sorry valued customer but we don't accept those here at GHOULYMART. You can earn earn more store credit by either working here or taking quests from the wandering souls over at aisle e^2839.
is this an rpg now.. i'll take the quests...
Corne2Plum3

IryN wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

What happens if I eat the food without paying?
DEATH.
why you can just kick us out of this shop?
Also I have a gun, a machinegun and more so you shouldn't try to kill me
Sir I'm gonna need you to calm down. Drop the weapon and listen. All you need is a measly 60$ for a membership to be able to leave. That's it. If you give up now we might even throw in a 20% discount!
sus



Lilyn wrote:

IryN wrote:

Lilyn wrote:

IryN wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

What happens if I eat the food without paying?
DEATH.
why you can just kick us out of this shop?
Also I have a gun, a machinegun and more so you shouldn't try to kill me
Sir I'm gonna need you to calm down. Drop the weapon and listen. All you need is a measly 60$ for a membership to be able to leave. That's it. If you give up now we might even throw in a 20% discount!
I-I only have ot!bucks..
sorry valued customer but we don't accept those here at GHOULYMART. You can earn earn more store credit by either working here or taking quests from the wandering souls over at aisle e^2839.
is this an rpg now.. i'll take the quests...
Oh cool gonna kill some cockroaches to level up
IryN

Lilyn wrote:

IryN wrote:

Lilyn wrote:

IryN wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

ghoulybits wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

What happens if I eat the food without paying?
DEATH.
why you can just kick us out of this shop?
Also I have a gun, a machinegun and more so you shouldn't try to kill me
Sir I'm gonna need you to calm down. Drop the weapon and listen. All you need is a measly 60$ for a membership to be able to leave. That's it. If you give up now we might even throw in a 20% discount!
I-I only have ot!bucks..
sorry valued customer but we don't accept those here at GHOULYMART. You can earn earn more store credit by either working here or taking quests from the wandering souls over at aisle e^2839.
is this an rpg now.. i'll take the quests...
The only quest readily available as of right now is to retrieve 3 anime body pillows from the lava pit over at aisle q293rjksa29. You will receive 0.50 store credit for this quest.
Are you accepting this quest?
IryN

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Oh cool gonna kill some cockroaches to level up
Please do not kill any of our products, this may result in some serious consequences based on how the manager feels about you.
Corne2Plum3

IryN wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Oh cool gonna kill some cockroaches to level up
Please do not kill any of our products, this may result in some serious consequences based on how the manager feels about you.
they aren't products in aisles 727 to 919... I checked and they doesn't have price tag. I checked carefully, even small details and there is not a price tag.
YyottaCat

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

IryN wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Oh cool gonna kill some cockroaches to level up
Please do not kill any of our products, this may result in some serious consequences based on how the manager feels about you.
they aren't products in aisles 727 to 919... I checked and they doesn't have price tag. I checked carefully, even small details and there is not a price tag.
The price tags are in their bodies.

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