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Drink up! And yep, speak to our head Chef for food reccomendations!
Also Happy Friday from the UK. I'll upload some karaoke stuff later if anyone is interested
AND NOW I GOT A 2th PAGE, NOT 2rd
BED SERVICE!!!
2st stars
I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me! The bar's been open a short period of time and it's very early. I'm struggling to form coherent sentences!
Headache troubles? Hope you're feeling better soon mate!
What's on your mind friend? Care to share with your favorite bartender?
Hopefully this tteokkbokki will give you enough strength to carry on with your picture! Never give up!
Go grab some rest after you've finished your food. Don't forget to kiss the Chef :^
my this bar's policies, the kitchen is not open yet. Thank you for your patience! Meanwhile, I would recommend ordering a fresh mimosa to start off the day.
In the meantime, a drink perhaps?
Is this song perfect when drinking?
Also, a can of beer please with some spicy pig intestines
Enjoy your time. Sorry to hear about your life, I'll put this on your tab.
I want some lasagna and shark fin soup for DJ enetro (and in the end, i will eat both of them hehehe)
SHOO, SHOO
If you were asking seriously here you are: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brothel
literally risen from the grave what is up the bar is reopened
My life's work for this.
Unbelievable.
ok as a plan to make more money we now also sell bags of peanuts.
I've got a plan boss, now hear me out on this! Listen up, back on the east bloc i have some connections and.. yanoe.. we can work this out by shipping in some cheapass eastern hunnies. I'll promise them a prosperous life here, a visa and a place to stay. We'll use 'em for these 3 months and send 'em back afterwards. Plus, i have some cheeki breeki's who can keep their mouths shut, so you don't have to worry about anything. I just need your approval and for you to keep this under the rug.
3 months late, but better late than never!
The famous OT!Bar returns.
I'm somewhat risen from the grave, quarantine brings purpose, but better of all quarantine brings business.
I hope you've all been keeping well.
Rules remain as usual for the establishment, behave yourselves and enjoy yourselves. Stock images are the preferred form of art.
Come one and come all
To The Grand(er) Reopening (again) of OT!Bar.
Your 99 cents have been ordered. In the meantime enjoy a complimentary bowl of peanuts
ftfy.
Have some decency, its a public place smh.
Your monster beverage, sir.
Also yeah please social distance in my bar. If you cough I ain't serving ye
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A pitcher of cold beer please!
Also do you have some spicy foods to eat with it?
Also do you have some spicy foods to eat with it?
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Your 2rd page has already been delivered. Perhaps you have not noticed!abraker wrote:
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Meah wrote:
A pitcher of cold beer please!
Also do you have some spicy foods to eat with it?
Drink up! And yep, speak to our head Chef for food reccomendations!
Also Happy Friday from the UK. I'll upload some karaoke stuff later if anyone is interested
I didn't get me one quality >.<////Dawnsday wrote:
Your 2rd page has already been delivered. Perhaps you have not noticed!
AND NOW I GOT A 2th PAGE, NOT 2rd
BED SERVICE!!!
2st stars
My head fucking hurts and I need a drink, give me something non-alcoholic, I don't care what it is.
I dislike Arsenal and hate Tottenham, what can you get for me?
i need a drink to help me cool down, nothing alcoholic pls.
ughhh im so pissed off and tired
ughhh im so pissed off and tired
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abraker wrote:
I didn't get me one quality >.<////Dawnsday wrote:
Your 2rd page has already been delivered. Perhaps you have not noticed!
AND NOW I GOT A 2th PAGE, NOT 2rd
BED SERVICE!!!
2st stars
I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me! The bar's been open a short period of time and it's very early. I'm struggling to form coherent sentences!
johnmedina999 wrote:
My head fucking hurts and I need a drink, give me something non-alcoholic, I don't care what it is.
Headache troubles? Hope you're feeling better soon mate!
Chelski scum. See you in the community shield B)Madvillain wrote:
I hate Arsenal
Aomi wrote:
i need a drink to help me cool down, nothing alcoholic pls.
ughhh im so pissed off and tired
What's on your mind friend? Care to share with your favorite bartender?
Why, thank you for such opportunity. One of these days I'll write the menu down.Dawnsday wrote:
Immediately hired. Welcome to the team Head Chef Fox!
Absolutely! One of today's specials is the Korean spicy beef tripe. A popular dish in the previous bar I worked at!Meah wrote:
A pitcher of cold beer please!
Also do you have some spicy foods to eat with it?
We are sorry to hear this. We believe you may have already been served with quality? Please, your next dish or drink is on the house.abraker wrote:
I didn't get me one quality >.<////Dawnsday wrote:
Your 2rd page has already been delivered. Perhaps you have not noticed!
AND NOW I GOT A 2th PAGE, NOT 2rd
BED SERVICE!!!
2st stars
How do you eat this quality? That looks like a search for my food. I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!Dawnsday wrote:
abraker wrote:
I didn't get me one quality >.<////Dawnsday wrote:
Your 2rd page has already been delivered. Perhaps you have not noticed!
AND NOW I GOT A 2th PAGE, NOT 2rd
BED SERVICE!!!
2st stars
I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me! The bar's been open a short period of time and it's very early. I'm struggling to form coherent sentences
That looks good, an order please Madam'.Foxtrot wrote:
Absolutely! One of today's specials is the Korean spicy beef tripe. A popular dish in the previous bar I worked at!Meah wrote:
A pitcher of cold beer please!
Also do you have some spicy foods to eat with it?
Order up!
Maam, I think I've got the wrong food, it looks different from the one above.Foxtrot wrote:
Order up!
I apologize, I used the wrong URL that order was meant for another client. Here, have an additional dish on the house
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Ah Abraker, it's a qualitycake with this image in icing. I should've explained. Apologies.
Then why does it taste like my hat with just frosting on top?Dawnsday wrote:
Ah Abraker, it's a qualitycake with this image in icing. I should've explained. Apologies.
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That's the intended taste.abraker wrote:
Then why does it taste like my hat with just frosting on top?Dawnsday wrote:
Ah Abraker, it's a qualitycake with this image in icing. I should've explained. Apologies.
well.. i've been really slow at painting this one image and i just criticize myself so much to the point of thinking about quitting and it irritates me so much gghhhh.
also its way too hot.
my head started hurting a while ago too ):
i need to sleep.
ty for the drink btw !! looks amazing.
may i order some tteokkbokki to go along with it?
also its way too hot.
my head started hurting a while ago too ):
i need to sleep.
ty for the drink btw !! looks amazing.
may i order some tteokkbokki to go along with it?
Aomi wrote:
may i order some tteokkbokki to go along with it?
Hopefully this tteokkbokki will give you enough strength to carry on with your picture! Never give up!
Thanks!
After finishing this lovely food and drink, I feel comfortable enough to drift away to sleep.
Good night friends!
After finishing this lovely food and drink, I feel comfortable enough to drift away to sleep.
Good night friends!
Can I get bulgogi beef
Absolutely. With rice, I presume?Yuudachi-kun wrote:
Can I get bulgogi beef
Yes
After these two orders, the kitchen is gonna be closed for today. The cook has to sleep and the bar needs to serve more drinks!
There you go, an order of bulgogi beef with rice. Hope you enjoy it.
And don't forget to tip the bartender!
Yuudachi-kun wrote:
Yes
There you go, an order of bulgogi beef with rice. Hope you enjoy it.
Seared ahi tuna steaks are a must. Hope you enjoy it.Ryoid wrote:
Yay! More food
Can i have some tuna steak
And don't forget to tip the bartender!
That is fucking delicious
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Ah, the true bane of every artist is their own indulgence in self criticism, try not to worry about it too much. Your work's amazing Aomi!Aomi wrote:
well.. i've been really slow at painting this one image and i just criticize myself so much to the point of thinking about quitting and it irritates me so much gghhhh.
also its way too hot.
my head started hurting a while ago too ):
i need to sleep.
ty for the drink btw !! looks amazing.
may i order some tteokkbokki to go along with it?
Go grab some rest after you've finished your food. Don't forget to kiss the Chef :^
Can I order grill chicken with rice?
We apologize, but according toKupcaH wrote:
Can I order grill chicken with rice?
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It's Friday and thus, activity in the bar day! Anyone here that'd be willing for openhouse karaoke at some point (Probably once I return from work so like, early hours of the morning GMT.)
I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft. 4 x 4 animal style. Extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze. Light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swehmh.
And bring me some water.
And bring me some water.
Hopefully you guys serve mango sorbet.
Who can resist ?
Who can resist ?
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Not sure what I can do about your first order, but water I can handleStefan wrote:
I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft. 4 x 4 animal style. Extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze. Light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swehmh.
And bring me some water.
You'd have to speak to someone good at preparing food who works at this establishment (*cough* @Foxtrot).Faust wrote:
Hopefully you guys serve mango sorbet.
Who can resist ?
In the meantime, a drink perhaps?
Kitchen is open again. Thank you for waiting!
The perfect dessert for the summer. Enjoy, and thank you for your patronage.
Just grilled chicken with rice? Uh, sure. Would you like anything to drink?KupcaH wrote:
Can I order grill chicken with rice?
No one can, that's the answer!Faust wrote:
Hopefully you guys serve mango sorbet.
Who can resist ?
The perfect dessert for the summer. Enjoy, and thank you for your patronage.
My hat tasted betterDawnsday wrote:
That's the intended taste.abraker wrote:
Then why does it taste like my hat with just frosting on top?
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Anyway I'm off work now, anyone'd be interested in karaoke or party games of some description?
The drinking gameDawnsday wrote:
Anyway I'm off work now, anyone'd be interested in karaoke or party games of some description?
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Sports results for today!
We're a sports bar! Kinda!
We're a sports bar! Kinda!
Sports results! Boxed in case you want to go watch the games yourself
Community Shield:
Arsenal 1 - 1 Chelsea
(Arsenal win 4-1 on pens in the new A-B-B-A system.
A tough fought game that could've gone either way honestly. Unlucky Madvillain B)
Arsenal 1 - 1 Chelsea
(Arsenal win 4-1 on pens in the new A-B-B-A system.
A tough fought game that could've gone either way honestly. Unlucky Madvillain B)
Is this song perfect when drinking?
Also, a can of beer please with some spicy pig intestines
My wife divorced
She burnt my house
I lost my job
Cus I was trying to fix the broken house
I am bankrupt
Cus she stole all my money
I have nothing
GIVE ME BEER
1
2
3
1
2
3
DRINK
1
2
3
1
2
3
DRINK
1
2
3
1
2
3
DRINK
THROW EM BACK, TILL I LOSE COUNNT
She burnt my house
I lost my job
Cus I was trying to fix the broken house
I am bankrupt
Cus she stole all my money
I have nothing
GIVE ME BEER
1
2
3
1
2
3
DRINK
1
2
3
1
2
3
DRINK
1
2
3
1
2
3
DRINK
THROW EM BACK, TILL I LOSE COUNNT
This is how I met this frog. He was laying- half dead- and needed money. So I offered him a job. 232 experiments later and 34,334 selling later, he is still here... somehowBlitzfrog wrote:
My wife divorced
She burnt my house
I lost my job
Cus I was trying to fix the broken house
I am bankrupt
Cus she stole all my money
I have nothing
GIVE ME BEER
1
2
3
1
2
3
DRINK
1
2
3
1
2
3
DRINK
1
2
3
1
2
3
DRINK
THROW EM BACK, TILL I LOSE COUNNT
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Blitzfrog wrote:
sad
Enjoy your time. Sorry to hear about your life, I'll put this on your tab.
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Due to our recent exposure in OT!News I'm offering a special 2 for 1 meal deal! Order a meal for yourself, get one for your friend or signifcant other too!
Congrats!Dawnsday wrote:
Due to our recent exposure in OT!News I'm offering a special 2 for 1 meal deal! Order a meal for yourself, get one for your friend or signifcant other too!
I want some lasagna and shark fin soup for DJ enetro (and in the end, i will eat both of them hehehe)
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I'll let the chef know! Can I interest you in a drink in the meanwhile?Ryoid wrote:
Congrats!Dawnsday wrote:
Due to our recent exposure in OT!News I'm offering a special 2 for 1 meal deal! Order a meal for yourself, get one for your friend or signifcant other too!
I want some lasagna and shark fin soup for DJ enetro (and in the end, i will eat both of them hehehe)
Unfortunately the bar must be closed until due notice because of the bartender's circumstances. Thank you for your patronage and we hope to make business with you soon.
. . .
*sniff*
. . .
*sniff*
This bar is now a brothel.
We will soon release the full list of available ladies and some more exotic gentlemen as well as their prices.
Foxtrot - A woman of mysterious origin, she is a true paragon of sexual desire. Her forte lies in her knowledge of all toys, as well as their ideal uses. An hour with this underage gem will cost you 280 US Dollars.
Granger - Short and golden, this little lady specialises in SS officer roleplaying as well as various, more tentative, fetish styles. She will absolutely rock your world, as long as you're ready for new experiences and a kinder surprise. Currently, creating the lebensraum for an hour with this rough flower will cost you 270 US Dollars.
Trash Boat - Born in the slums of the far away land of Argentina, this boy has been raised as a prostitute from the tender age of 4, serving various lords and barons. He has mastered the wondrous tongue twister technique that will make you question your existence and wetting your breeches is not uncommon. To invest in an hour with this stallion, you will need 225 US Dollars.
We will soon release the full list of available ladies and some more exotic gentlemen as well as their prices.
Foxtrot - A woman of mysterious origin, she is a true paragon of sexual desire. Her forte lies in her knowledge of all toys, as well as their ideal uses. An hour with this underage gem will cost you 280 US Dollars.
Granger - Short and golden, this little lady specialises in SS officer roleplaying as well as various, more tentative, fetish styles. She will absolutely rock your world, as long as you're ready for new experiences and a kinder surprise. Currently, creating the lebensraum for an hour with this rough flower will cost you 270 US Dollars.
Trash Boat - Born in the slums of the far away land of Argentina, this boy has been raised as a prostitute from the tender age of 4, serving various lords and barons. He has mastered the wondrous tongue twister technique that will make you question your existence and wetting your breeches is not uncommon. To invest in an hour with this stallion, you will need 225 US Dollars.
Someone say brothel? I got an offer!
Blitzfrog - An experiment gone wrong but doesn't fail to impress. By kissing this frog you will greeted to a exotic prince who many claim changed their lives in ways "unexpected". While also an animal in bed, this beast's tongue is quite the reckoning and guarantees pleasure of the highest quality through the use of the trademarked technique, the blitzlick(tm). This and more will cost you 600 US Dollars, and as an added bonus for an extra 10 US Dollars, ask him for an exclusive "roasting" offer for the maximum extravaganza experience.
Blitzfrog - An experiment gone wrong but doesn't fail to impress. By kissing this frog you will greeted to a exotic prince who many claim changed their lives in ways "unexpected". While also an animal in bed, this beast's tongue is quite the reckoning and guarantees pleasure of the highest quality through the use of the trademarked technique, the blitzlick(tm). This and more will cost you 600 US Dollars, and as an added bonus for an extra 10 US Dollars, ask him for an exclusive "roasting" offer for the maximum extravaganza experience.
Sign me up for work
I've seen his resume, he is a natural. 10/10 recommendationYuudachi-kun wrote:
Sign me up for work
Yo can I please have some jagermeister?
I swear I'm not a minor, the age written on my profile is surely wrong.
I swear I'm not a minor, the age written on my profile is surely wrong.
ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT ME?? THE BAR IS CLOSED_SkyFall wrote:
Yo can I please have some jagermeister?
I swear I'm not a minor, the age written on my profile is surely wrong.
SHOO, SHOO
WHAT?! That's really unfortunate. I'm really sorry for your loss. Is there any chance of the bar opening again?Foxtrot wrote:
ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT ME?? THE BAR IS CLOSED_SkyFall wrote:
Yo can I please have some jagermeister?
I swear I'm not a minor, the age written on my profile is surely wrong.
SHOO, SHOO
Oh, looks like I'm late. Should have ordered a vino bianco when I had the chance.
It is definitely one of my favourite drinks. Except not really.
It is definitely one of my favourite drinks. Except not really.
The place where the dreams of a real man become trueRyoid wrote:
the bar were close :sniff:
and what is a brothel anyway?
If you were asking seriously here you are: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brothel
...to many indecent word that i don't need to know but thanks for answering anyway_SkyFall wrote:
The place where the dreams of a real man become true
If you were asking seriously here you are: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brothel
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literally risen from the grave what is up the bar is reopened
First things first, you're gonna need some employees. I offer my services, as I'm a professional fraud accountant, and tax evading being quick and efficient is my strong point.
Don't bin my CV. xx
Don't bin my CV. xx
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Comfy Slippers is HIRED as our accountant because I suck with numbers.
Also yuhaii, You're welcome. Feel free to drink those problems away in the warmth of this here abode
Also yuhaii, You're welcome. Feel free to drink those problems away in the warmth of this here abode
Looking forward to working with you!
i swallow btw
Welcome back! To ensure quality, OT Royal Society is going to send in an inspector sometime soon to make sure the Off-Topic Bar is up to OT's standards. Drinks up everyone!
teen drinking is very very very bad
yo i got a fake id tho
yo i got a fake id tho
Gotta have that 99% alcoholjohnmedina999 wrote:
teen drinking is very very very bad
yo i got a fake id tho
Welcome back! I've been drinking every slushie that I probably did not steal.
it'll be a shitpost on the beach for me!
who's in the bar tonight?
who's in the bar tonight?
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For those of you seeking more, intimate, drinks and such, may I direct you to the back room.
I'm trying to serve reputable shitposters in here.
@cl8n, enjoy your drink!
I'm trying to serve reputable shitposters in here.
@cl8n, enjoy your drink!
*drinks*
*hiccup*
*drinks*
*hic- thump*
*hiccup*
*drinks*
*hic- thump*
few months later
Boss, I have to inform you that our balance sheet summary is worrying. We need to cut down on our expenses, we can't have 'after-party' strippers anymore!
Boss, I have to inform you that our balance sheet summary is worrying. We need to cut down on our expenses, we can't have 'after-party' strippers anymore!
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What do you mean we can't have after-party strippers.Comfy Slippers wrote:
few months later
Boss, I have to inform you that our balance sheet summary is worrying. We need to cut down on our expenses, we can't have 'after-party' strippers anymore!
My life's work for this.
Unbelievable.
ok as a plan to make more money we now also sell bags of peanuts.
Yo Dawns, hit me up with one of those Shirley Temples.
Dawnsday wrote:
What do you mean we can't have after-party strippers.Comfy Slippers wrote:
few months later
Boss, I have to inform you that our balance sheet summary is worrying. We need to cut down on our expenses, we can't have 'after-party' strippers anymore!
My life's work for this.
Unbelievable.
ok as a plan to make more money we now also sell bags of peanuts.
I've got a plan boss, now hear me out on this! Listen up, back on the east bloc i have some connections and.. yanoe.. we can work this out by shipping in some cheapass eastern hunnies. I'll promise them a prosperous life here, a visa and a place to stay. We'll use 'em for these 3 months and send 'em back afterwards. Plus, i have some cheeki breeki's who can keep their mouths shut, so you don't have to worry about anything. I just need your approval and for you to keep this under the rug.
Greetings From OT Royal Society of Quality
All official establishments must undergo an inspection to assure it is up to quality standards. I have the clipboard with me so let's begin
✓ Specialty drinks
✓ 99% Alcohol verification
✓ No shit going down
X Facility Maintenance
X Safety Hazard
✓ Staff Rights
✓ 99% Alcohol verification
✓ No shit going down
X Facility Maintenance
X Safety Hazard
✓ Staff Rights
Mr., err, Dawnsday. Ok, all seems to be in order but the state of this place. I heard you just came back from the monkey crib, so I will be lenient just this time. Next inspection will be in about 50k posts, so the OT Royal Society of Quality expects the place to be in a tip-top shape.
,,,,,,,,,,,Sincerely Head of OT Royal Society of Quality
abraker
abraker
Well I dunno...
Huh, I forgot all about the inspection. It's been ages.
Oh well, I'll just shrug it off for now.
*whistles away*
Oh well, I'll just shrug it off for now.
*whistles away*
No one is even here... Time to convert it into a strip club!
my fiance is ignoring me to play dauntless instead. dawns i know it's been a while but i need you to mix me the goddamn best Shitpost on the Beach you've ever mixed. sad friday night is calling
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clayton wrote:
my fiance is ignoring me to play dauntless instead. dawns i know it's been a while but i need you to mix me the goddamn best Shitpost on the Beach you've ever mixed. sad friday night is calling
3 months late, but better late than never!
The famous OT!Bar returns.
I'm somewhat risen from the grave, quarantine brings purpose, but better of all quarantine brings business.
I hope you've all been keeping well.
Rules remain as usual for the establishment, behave yourselves and enjoy yourselves. Stock images are the preferred form of art.
Come one and come all
To The Grand(er) Reopening (again) of OT!Bar.
Finally! I'd like some of that nine-nine/¢
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abraker wrote:
Finally! I'd like some of that nine-nine/¢
Your 99 cents have been ordered. In the meantime enjoy a complimentary bowl of peanuts
abraker wrote:
ftfy.
Have some decency, its a public place smh.
thanks flan
Trashipitus is a contagious disease
Trashipitus is a contagious disease
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roshan117 wrote:
a monster plez
Your monster beverage, sir.
Also yeah please social distance in my bar. If you cough I ain't serving ye
oi were pets allowed in here?
I am not a pet. Was a regular here a while back.
so wildlife is allowed?
I'd like to order a song called "I want it that way" by the Backstreet boys sung by ROS abraker.
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Pets of a REASONABLE size are allowed in, provided they are behaved.
Guide dogs allowed in regardless of size.
One apple juice coming right up
I'm a bartender not a miracle worker.
Guide dogs allowed in regardless of size.
FelicianoGasai wrote:
Im a minor can i get some apple juice pretty please
One apple juice coming right up
Tad Fibonacci wrote:
I'd like to order a song called "I want it that way" by the Backstreet boys sung by ROS abraker.
I'm a bartender not a miracle worker.
I am still expecting my 99 cents.
Do you serve food here as well?
I want a liter of Cola.