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Dawns
It's Friday and thus, activity in the bar day! Anyone here that'd be willing for openhouse karaoke at some point (Probably once I return from work so like, early hours of the morning GMT.)
Stefan
I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft. 4 x 4 animal style. Extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze. Light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swehmh.

And bring me some water.
Faust
Hopefully you guys serve mango sorbet.

Who can resist ?
Topic Starter
Dawns

Stefan wrote:

I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft. 4 x 4 animal style. Extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze. Light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swehmh.

And bring me some water.
Not sure what I can do about your first order, but water I can handle


Faust wrote:

Hopefully you guys serve mango sorbet.

Who can resist ?
You'd have to speak to someone good at preparing food who works at this establishment (*cough* @Foxtrot).

In the meantime, a drink perhaps?
Foxtrot
Kitchen is open again. Thank you for waiting!

KupcaH wrote:

Can I order grill chicken with rice?
Just grilled chicken with rice? Uh, sure. Would you like anything to drink?


Faust wrote:

Hopefully you guys serve mango sorbet.

Who can resist ?
No one can, that's the answer!


The perfect dessert for the summer. Enjoy, and thank you for your patronage.
abraker

Dawnsday wrote:

abraker wrote:

Then why does it taste like my hat with just frosting on top?
That's the intended taste.
My hat tasted better
Topic Starter
Dawns
Wonderful to hear :)
Topic Starter
Dawns
Anyway I'm off work now, anyone'd be interested in karaoke or party games of some description?
abraker

Dawnsday wrote:

Anyway I'm off work now, anyone'd be interested in karaoke or party games of some description?
The drinking game
Topic Starter
Dawns
Sports results for today!
We're a sports bar! Kinda!

Sports results! Boxed in case you want to go watch the games yourself
Community Shield:
Arsenal 1 - 1 Chelsea
(Arsenal win 4-1 on pens in the new A-B-B-A system.


A tough fought game that could've gone either way honestly. Unlucky Madvillain B)
Meah

Is this song perfect when drinking?
Also, a can of beer please with some spicy pig intestines
Blitzfrog
My wife divorced
She burnt my house
I lost my job
Cus I was trying to fix the broken house
I am bankrupt
Cus she stole all my money
I have nothing

GIVE ME BEER

1
2
3
1
2
3
DRINK
1
2
3
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2
3
DRINK
1
2
3
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DRINK
THROW EM BACK, TILL I LOSE COUNNT
abraker

Blitzfrog wrote:

My wife divorced
She burnt my house
I lost my job
Cus I was trying to fix the broken house
I am bankrupt
Cus she stole all my money
I have nothing

GIVE ME BEER

1
2
3
1
2
3
DRINK
1
2
3
1
2
3
DRINK
1
2
3
1
2
3
DRINK
THROW EM BACK, TILL I LOSE COUNNT
This is how I met this frog. He was laying- half dead- and needed money. So I offered him a job. 232 experiments later and 34,334 selling later, he is still here... somehow
Topic Starter
Dawns

Blitzfrog wrote:

sad


Enjoy your time. Sorry to hear about your life, I'll put this on your tab.
Topic Starter
Dawns
Due to our recent exposure in OT!News I'm offering a special 2 for 1 meal deal! Order a meal for yourself, get one for your friend or signifcant other too!
Ryoid

Dawnsday wrote:

Due to our recent exposure in OT!News I'm offering a special 2 for 1 meal deal! Order a meal for yourself, get one for your friend or signifcant other too!
Congrats!
I want some lasagna and shark fin soup for DJ enetro (and in the end, i will eat both of them hehehe)
Topic Starter
Dawns

Ryoid wrote:

Dawnsday wrote:

Due to our recent exposure in OT!News I'm offering a special 2 for 1 meal deal! Order a meal for yourself, get one for your friend or signifcant other too!
Congrats!
I want some lasagna and shark fin soup for DJ enetro (and in the end, i will eat both of them hehehe)
I'll let the chef know! Can I interest you in a drink in the meanwhile?
Luqanted
can i get uh coffee plz
Foxtrot
Unfortunately the bar must be closed until due notice because of the bartender's circumstances. Thank you for your patronage and we hope to make business with you soon.

. . .



*sniff*
Aurani
This bar is now a brothel.

We will soon release the full list of available ladies and some more exotic gentlemen as well as their prices.

Foxtrot - A woman of mysterious origin, she is a true paragon of sexual desire. Her forte lies in her knowledge of all toys, as well as their ideal uses. An hour with this underage gem will cost you 280 US Dollars.

Granger - Short and golden, this little lady specialises in SS officer roleplaying as well as various, more tentative, fetish styles. She will absolutely rock your world, as long as you're ready for new experiences and a kinder surprise. Currently, creating the lebensraum for an hour with this rough flower will cost you 270 US Dollars.

Trash Boat - Born in the slums of the far away land of Argentina, this boy has been raised as a prostitute from the tender age of 4, serving various lords and barons. He has mastered the wondrous tongue twister technique that will make you question your existence and wetting your breeches is not uncommon. To invest in an hour with this stallion, you will need 225 US Dollars.
abraker
Someone say brothel? I got an offer!


Blitzfrog - An experiment gone wrong but doesn't fail to impress. By kissing this frog you will greeted to a exotic prince who many claim changed their lives in ways "unexpected". While also an animal in bed, this beast's tongue is quite the reckoning and guarantees pleasure of the highest quality through the use of the trademarked technique, the blitzlick(tm). This and more will cost you 600 US Dollars, and as an added bonus for an extra 10 US Dollars, ask him for an exclusive "roasting" offer for the maximum extravaganza experience.
Yuudachi-kun
Sign me up for work
abraker

Yuudachi-kun wrote:

Sign me up for work
I've seen his resume, he is a natural. 10/10 recommendation
_SkyFall
Yo can I please have some jagermeister?
I swear I'm not a minor, the age written on my profile is surely wrong.
Foxtrot

_SkyFall wrote:

Yo can I please have some jagermeister?
I swear I'm not a minor, the age written on my profile is surely wrong.
ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT ME?? THE BAR IS CLOSED

SHOO, SHOO
_SkyFall

Foxtrot wrote:

_SkyFall wrote:

Yo can I please have some jagermeister?
I swear I'm not a minor, the age written on my profile is surely wrong.
ARE YOU TRYING TO HURT ME?? THE BAR IS CLOSED

SHOO, SHOO
WHAT?! That's really unfortunate. I'm really sorry for your loss. Is there any chance of the bar opening again?
Serraionga
Oh, looks like I'm late. Should have ordered a vino bianco when I had the chance.

It is definitely one of my favourite drinks. Except not really.
Ryoid
the bar were close :sniff:
and what is a brothel anyway?
_SkyFall

Ryoid wrote:

the bar were close :sniff:
and what is a brothel anyway?
The place where the dreams of a real man become true :D
If you were asking seriously here you are: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brothel
Ryoid

_SkyFall wrote:

The place where the dreams of a real man become true :D
If you were asking seriously here you are: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brothel
...to many indecent word that i don't need to know but thanks for answering anyway :)
Topic Starter
Dawns


literally risen from the grave what is up the bar is reopened
Comfy Slippers
First things first, you're gonna need some employees. I offer my services, as I'm a professional fraud accountant, and tax evading being quick and efficient is my strong point.

Don't bin my CV. xx
yuhaii
thank you dawnsday, forever
i will get drunk
Topic Starter
Dawns
Comfy Slippers is HIRED as our accountant because I suck with numbers.

Also yuhaii, You're welcome. Feel free to drink those problems away in the warmth of this here abode
Comfy Slippers
Looking forward to working with you!



i swallow btw
abraker
Welcome back! To ensure quality, OT Royal Society is going to send in an inspector sometime soon to make sure the Off-Topic Bar is up to OT's standards. Drinks up everyone!

johnmedina999
teen drinking is very very very bad

yo i got a fake id tho
abraker

johnmedina999 wrote:

teen drinking is very very very bad

yo i got a fake id tho
Gotta have that 99% alcohol
ColdTooth
Welcome back! I've been drinking every slushie that I probably did not steal.
clayton
it'll be a shitpost on the beach for me!

who's in the bar tonight?
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