granted, when you die you will find put that nothing you did even mattered in the first place
I wish to be taller
I wish to be taller
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granted, you're 15 meters tall now
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I wish to be a 11ft tall werewolf
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I wish to be a 11ft tall werewolf
granted, you're as tall as 11 ant feet.
I wish to not be a Pole.
I wish to not be a Pole.
Granted, you are now a flower
I wish for our pets to live as long as we humans do.
I wish for our pets to live as long as we humans do.
Granted, humans now live as long as regular house pets.
I wish to gain even more typing speed than I have now.
I wish to gain even more typing speed than I have now.
you increased your typing speed by +2 WPM.
i wish i could write more
Granted but what you write is boring
I wish to get infinite wishes
I wish to get infinite wishes
Granted. You can only wish for sandwiches.
I wish to be able to comment "L" on people's bad takes freely.
I wish to be able to comment "L" on people's bad takes freely.
Granted, you get roasted everytime you do
I wish to be smart
I wish to be smart
Granted, you are now too smart, causing your head to explode
I wish to gain my mania skills back
I wish to gain my mania skills back
granted, mania (and everything similar to it) gets wiped off the face of the earth
i wish to have full control over the usa's nuclear arsenal
i wish to have full control over the usa's nuclear arsenal
Granted. You have full control over the usa's nuclear arsenal (not to be confused with the USA)
I wish to not get caught in the crossfire of mass-silence actions.
I wish to not get caught in the crossfire of mass-silence actions.
you are incarcerated for leading several mass-silences against the population
i wish i didn't have to eat
Granted but you got so hungry that you died due to starvation.
I wish to travel to a new place.
I wish to travel to a new place.
Granted, your now in New Delhi
I wish for everyone to have fast internet
I wish for everyone to have fast internet
granted but your router shuts off every 15 seconds
I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich
I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich
i wish people would catch on to milk and crackers
Granted.
They literally catch onto them and never stop holding them.
I wish for more custom keyboards.
They literally catch onto them and never stop holding them.
I wish for more custom keyboards.
granted, all of them are with the switch you hate the most
i wish to know every language
i wish to know every language
you learn a single offensive sentence from every language and get immediate backlash for saying it whenever you try to speak that language
i wish reaper 2 would get out of maintenance already
Granted, but your wifi is garbage, and your pink text breaks
I want to get the KLCP certification from OffSec
I want to get the KLCP certification from OffSec
granted, but your certification has now become obsolete
I wish for unicode to be real
I wish for unicode to be real
Yes, but you are now fake
I want to forget my worst traumas (this will be interesting)
I want to forget my worst traumas (this will be interesting)
Granted, but it will happen to you again
I want to cure my insomnia
I want to cure my insomnia
granted, your insomnia has now been cured of you-- you've died and passed on u.u[TCD] Dzar03 wrote:
I want to cure my insomnia
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i wish i could just make complete drawings of expendu, and the bandu-kandi ship, and the haywood-cornwall husbands, and--
Granted,but you are now FBI's most wanted.
I want to see Arch Linux having a Raspberry Pi version
I want to see Arch Linux having a Raspberry Pi version
Granted, it's even more of a pain in the ass than it is now.
I wish for this thread to be more active.
I wish for this thread to be more active.
Granted, it's filled with spam messages
I wish i had a collection full of mangas
I wish i had a collection full of mangas
Granted, it’s all hentai
I wish for an ergonomic keyboard
I wish for an ergonomic keyboard
Granted, it's shit.
I wish to become tear-chan from the TUYU MV, but only for a day of real world time
I wish to become tear-chan from the TUYU MV, but only for a day of real world time
Granted, but she will now exist IRL and will never stop annoying you.
Seeing any old osu! player return.
Seeing any old osu! player return.
Granted. But you do not live to see the day an old osu! player returns.
I wish to be even better at typing than i am now.
I wish to be even better at typing than i am now.
Granted, but you now use the worst and loudest keyboard.
I wish to beat an extreme demon
I wish to beat an extreme demon
Granted, but you beat Super Probably Level and it took you over 200 hours... that you're currently regretting
I wish I could find a job
I wish I could find a job
granted, your salary is horrible.
i wish i was better at fighting games.
i wish i was better at fighting games.
Granted, but if the opponent dies, he dies in real life
I wish to be successful
I wish to be successful
Granted. You successfully fail.
I wish I was better at osu.
I wish I was better at osu.
Actually, I love super probably level, but hey, it's a game.Eyeonized wrote:
Granted, but you beat Super Probably Level and it took you over 200 hours... that you're currently regretting
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Granted, but you now suck at easy maps.
I wish I could replace every closed source software into open source.
Granted. It's all in brainfuck now.
I wish for BLAHAJ for everyone.
I wish for BLAHAJ for everyone.
Granted, but yours disappears.
I wish more programs had Linux support
I wish more programs had Linux support
Granted, now everyone has to use linux
I wish to take a photo right now
I wish to take a photo right now
Granted, but your camera broke.
I wish I had supporter again
I wish I had supporter again
Granted, now you're restricted.
I wish that I was able to say that the season that started with controversy has ended with controversy...
I wish that I was able to say that the season that started with controversy has ended with controversy...
(bump)
Granted, but there is no controversy in the middle.
I wish for AP 100%AC Freedom Dive.
Granted, but there is no controversy in the middle.
I wish for AP 100%AC Freedom Dive.
Granted, but you got carpal tunnel
I wish i had a private SDVX Valkyrie model cab
I wish i had a private SDVX Valkyrie model cab
Granted, but it is placed on Mars.
I wish for good grades.
I wish for good grades.
Granted. Good osu! grades.
I wish for a big swimming pull full of ikea blahaj plushies.
I wish for a big swimming pull full of ikea blahaj plushies.
Granted, but the swimming pool is only 3 inches deep so you cannot swim in it.
I wish for more time.
I wish for more time.
Granted, but you sleep more and use up that extra time.
I Wish I didn't have skill issue all the time
I Wish I didn't have skill issue all the time
Granted, you now have skill issue some of the time.
I wish for good luck.
I wish for good luck.
Granted, but you accidentally broke a mirror while celebrating your good luck. Yep, that's seven years of bad luck.
I wish for veal and parsnips.
I wish for veal and parsnips.