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MrMcMikey22
Sure thing, but you're now a british person aswell, but I don't think that people would mind about it...

I wish I can listen to goreshit everyday 24/7 for 365 days for my whole life without sleeping! =D
keremaru
granted
you die from sleep deprivation

i wish i never rusted
Farfocele
Granted.

You become stainless steel.

I wish for you to play more in the future.
Nanofranne
May your wish became true

Now my grades are falling apart

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I wish when I'm manually drawing, I can just ctrl z it
MrMcMikey22
Congrats!

With the Ctrl Z button, you have deleted ALL of your progress of the drawing you have been drawing.

I wish EWOW 1b comes out. ;_;
B0ii
granted, but it's the worst thing you have ever seen

I wish that medical care wasn't as expensive in the us
keremaru
granted
it's now MORE expensive :^)

i wish for an 8* 4k fc
her everything
Granted but it was a 10 second graveyarded map

I wish to get a bunch of money right now
Farfocele
Granted.

You now have a quadrillion zimbabwean dollars.

I wish to make less mistakes
B0ii
granted
you're now dead

i wish that :/ was real
Farfocele
Granted. You become it, and someone kills you.

I wish for a fancier setup.
MrMcMikey22
Granted you become fancier instead of the setup.

I wish that I can wish.
cephaphysic
granted, but those wishes can only come true after a rigorous and highly dangerous journey about finding yourself. you have to do this for every individual wish

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i wish for a really good book
Farfocele
Granted. You can't put it down! (It's about gravity.)

I wish for some damn good chips.
keremaru
granted.
the bag now consists of 5% chip, 95% air

i wish digital art followed the same principles as paper art
her everything
granted, you have to pay if u want digital papers from now on
Farfocele
Granted, you got something.

I wish for a better PC.
Jason X
Granted, it now better, but still not good enough to play anything else than what you were playing already.


I wish for new glasses
her everything
granted but it gets too blurry if you use them in a day and you have to replace them everytime

i wish to be more confident
B0ii
granted, when you die you will find put that nothing you did even mattered in the first place

I wish to be taller
Corne2Plum3
granted, you're 15 meters tall now

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I wish to be a 11ft tall werewolf
Farfocele
granted, you're as tall as 11 ant feet.

I wish to not be a Pole.
Jason X
Granted, you are now a flower


I wish for our pets to live as long as we humans do.
Farfocele
Granted, humans now live as long as regular house pets.

I wish to gain even more typing speed than I have now.
keremaru
granted
you increased your typing speed by +2 WPM.

i wish i could write more
Corne2Plum3
Granted but what you write is boring

I wish to get infinite wishes
Farfocele
Granted. You can only wish for sandwiches.

I wish to be able to comment "L" on people's bad takes freely.
her everything
Granted, you get roasted everytime you do


I wish to be smart
B0ii
Granted, you are now too smart, causing your head to explode

I wish to gain my mania skills back
burgernfat
granted, mania (and everything similar to it) gets wiped off the face of the earth

i wish to have full control over the usa's nuclear arsenal
Farfocele
Granted. You have full control over the usa's nuclear arsenal (not to be confused with the USA)

I wish to not get caught in the crossfire of mass-silence actions.
keremaru
granted
you are incarcerated for leading several mass-silences against the population

i wish i didn't have to eat
Rhythm32
Granted but you got so hungry that you died due to starvation.

I wish to travel to a new place.
Jason X
Granted, your now in New Delhi


I wish for everyone to have fast internet
Verdon
granted but your router shuts off every 15 seconds

I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich
keremaru
granted, but someone else eats it

i wish people would catch on to milk and crackers
Farfocele
Granted.

They literally catch onto them and never stop holding them.

I wish for more custom keyboards.
burgernfat
granted, all of them are with the switch you hate the most

i wish to know every language
keremaru
granted
you learn a single offensive sentence from every language and get immediate backlash for saying it whenever you try to speak that language

i wish reaper 2 would get out of maintenance already
BluePyTheDeer_
Granted, but your wifi is garbage, and your pink text breaks

I want to get the KLCP certification from OffSec
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