granted, you're as tall as 11 ant feet.
I wish to not be a Pole.
I wish to not be a Pole.
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Granted, you are now a flower
I wish for our pets to live as long as we humans do.
I wish for our pets to live as long as we humans do.
Granted, humans now live as long as regular house pets.
I wish to gain even more typing speed than I have now.
I wish to gain even more typing speed than I have now.
you increased your typing speed by +2 WPM.
i wish i could write more
Granted but what you write is boring
I wish to get infinite wishes
I wish to get infinite wishes
Granted. You can only wish for sandwiches.
I wish to be able to comment "L" on people's bad takes freely.
I wish to be able to comment "L" on people's bad takes freely.
Granted, you get roasted everytime you do
I wish to be smart
I wish to be smart
Granted, you are now too smart, causing your head to explode
I wish to gain my mania skills back
I wish to gain my mania skills back
granted, mania (and everything similar to it) gets wiped off the face of the earth
i wish to have full control over the usa's nuclear arsenal
i wish to have full control over the usa's nuclear arsenal
Granted. You have full control over the usa's nuclear arsenal (not to be confused with the USA)
I wish to not get caught in the crossfire of mass-silence actions.
I wish to not get caught in the crossfire of mass-silence actions.
you are incarcerated for leading several mass-silences against the population
i wish i didn't have to eat
Granted but you got so hungry that you died due to starvation.
I wish to travel to a new place.
I wish to travel to a new place.
Granted, your now in New Delhi
I wish for everyone to have fast internet
I wish for everyone to have fast internet
granted but your router shuts off every 15 seconds
I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich
I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich
i wish people would catch on to milk and crackers
Granted.
They literally catch onto them and never stop holding them.
I wish for more custom keyboards.
They literally catch onto them and never stop holding them.
I wish for more custom keyboards.
granted, all of them are with the switch you hate the most
i wish to know every language
i wish to know every language
you learn a single offensive sentence from every language and get immediate backlash for saying it whenever you try to speak that language
i wish reaper 2 would get out of maintenance already
Granted, but your wifi is garbage, and your pink text breaks
I want to get the KLCP certification from OffSec
I want to get the KLCP certification from OffSec
granted, but your certification has now become obsolete
I wish for unicode to be real
I wish for unicode to be real
Yes, but you are now fake
I want to forget my worst traumas (this will be interesting)
I want to forget my worst traumas (this will be interesting)