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great_elmo
That was not the Minecraft I grew up with.

Might see it just for a good laugh at how bad it probably will be.
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Patatitta

great_elmo wrote:

That was not the Minecraft I grew up with.

Might see it just for a good laugh at how bad it probably will be.
if you watch it for that reason, please don't watch it in theaters, because if you do pay for it the executives will go "oh this worked!, let's do more of this!"
Corne2Plum3
By looking at the like/dislike ratio, it already smell bad

ColdTooth
have a feeling some parts of the cgi is ai-generated

or most of it
MangaGrumpy
I was actually expecting it to be crap lol
But dang it exceeded my expectations
Black and Momoa are national treasures, but I’m kinda concerned for Jables’ career considering Borderlands’ massive failure
ColdTooth

MaxIsABigKaiju wrote:

I was actually expecting it to be crap lol
But dang it exceeded my expectations
Black and Momoa are national treasures, but I’m kinda concerned for Jables’ career considering Borderlands’ massive failure
uh... it's still going to be terrible i dont know what you're seeing
sametdze
ok i just saw a second watch of it and it reminds me of those "THIS IS WHAT ANGRY BIRDS WILL LOOK LIKE IN 2017" type of videos, like the mobs and what not look too fluffy and steve looks like a crackhead even though he's being played by jack black
sametdze
also the random people like that kid and the guy in the pink just seem added in because they couldn't be bothered of thinking of an actual plot
Cerno
jack black's fuckin everywhere
z0z
octagon
WitherMite
Gonna be the worst jack black movie
Rezq Gokou
reffty_gag
I thought its gonna be an adventure of Steve and alex, and not just a random group of ppl just randomly enter the Minecraft world
- Marco -

reffty_gag wrote:

I thought its gonna be an adventure of Steve and alex, and not just a random group of ppl just randomly enter the Minecraft world
Clueless
MangaGrumpy

WitherMite wrote:

Gonna be the worst jack black movie
Wrong the worst jack black movie is envy 2004 with 8% on rt
great_elmo
Were they really scripting this shit for 10 years?

And why is Jack Black in just a blue shirt? How is THAT how we know it's Steve if he didn't say that he was?

For the love of god, CORN PARODIES put more effort into costumes than that.
Rezq Gokou

great_elmo wrote:

Were they really scripting this shit for 10 years?

And why is Jack Black in just a blue shirt? How is THAT how we know it's Steve if he didn't say that he was?

For the love of god spicy adult parodies put more effort into costumes than that.
doesn't even have a middle part hair like Steve does
Topic Starter
Patatitta

great_elmo wrote:

Were they really scripting this shit for 10 years?

And why is Jack Black in just a blue shirt? How is THAT how we know it's Steve if he didn't say that he was?

For the love of god, CORN PARODIES put more effort into costumes than that.
not really, it was cancelled and restarted a bunch of times, the movie has been like 10 years in the work, but the actual incarnation that we're seeing, no, that has taken a lot less
ColdTooth

MaxIsABigKaiju wrote:

WitherMite wrote:

Gonna be the worst jack black movie
Wrong the worst jack black movie is envy 2004 with 8% on rt
> using rt to rate movies
MangaGrumpy

ColdTooth wrote:

MaxIsABigKaiju wrote:

WitherMite wrote:

Gonna be the worst jack black movie
Wrong the worst jack black movie is envy 2004 with 8% on rt
> using rt to rate movies
Veteran hating on newbie bcz of their ways of analysis and judgement 🙄
Don’t you have anything better to do?
sametdze
they got the roundest man for the blockiest man
Topic Starter
Patatitta

MaxIsABigKaiju wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

MaxIsABigKaiju wrote:

WitherMite wrote:

Gonna be the worst jack black movie
Wrong the worst jack black movie is envy 2004 with 8% on rt
> using rt to rate movies
Veteran hating on newbie bcz of their ways of analysis and judgement 🙄
Don’t you have anything better to do?
"uhhhh this website says this about this movie"
"don't use that website, it sucks"
"how dare you, you a VETERAN attack on me a NEWBIE for my way of life, you should be ASHAMED OF YOURSELF"

not everything is a newbie vs veteran, not everything is a class struggle, instead of jumping on them for criticizing that website, just move on
Corne2Plum3
Someone fixed the trailer:

keremaru

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Someone fixed the trailer:

i love how it's just the trailer without the humans in it

this whole thing just feels like the new jumanji shit, but without any reason for the characters to be... characters.
jugglernaut
To be honest, if minecraft sticked to one thing, either a fully animated movie (Such as mario) or a real life film, it would most likely turn out more better. I am aware that the movie might be more targeted against children, however Minecraft has posted many animations with the already really good style, if they made that style and made it into an entire movie, the community most likely would've been more accepting, take these for an example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rla3FUlxJdE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DhWXAiNgfQ
This is only my personal opinion (if you like the animations on the actual movie, its all up to your standards)
But if they made the movie like these, I would most likely be actually looking forward to it, instead of being a cashgrab (or maybe a tax writeoff)
emajakolic
thank you my childhood got ruined
reffty_gag

Rezq Gokou wrote:

Goated
sametdze

reffty_gag wrote:

Rezq Gokou wrote:

Goated
first time someone other than me has use goated

also thats not a goat thats a sheep
reffty_gag

sametdze wrote:

reffty_gag wrote:

Rezq Gokou wrote:

Goated
first time someone other than me has use goated

also thats not a goat thats a sheep
Sheeped
BluePyTheWDeer_
When talking about a Minecraft movie, I thought of animation, not stupidly awkward CGI.
Ymir
How out of touch does a company have to be to make something like this?
great_elmo
99% of the budget probably went to the realistic texture pack, with the remaining for the actors.

And on an unrelated note, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SHEEP???
Jangsoodlor
return 0;}
Duck o-o

Jangsoodlor wrote:

return 0;}
jang ur not steve jobs plis stop posting random code


anyway go here and record video of it next, you will blow the socks off of all the non hackermen
https://hackertyper.net/
Nuuskamuikkunen

Patatitta wrote:

MaxIsABigKaiju wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

MaxIsABigKaiju wrote:

WitherMite wrote:

Gonna be the worst jack black movie
Wrong the worst jack black movie is envy 2004 with 8% on rt
> using rt to rate movies
Veteran hating on newbie bcz of their ways of analysis and judgement 🙄
Don’t you have anything better to do?
"uhhhh this website says this about this movie"
"don't use that website, it sucks"
"how dare you, you a VETERAN attack on me a NEWBIE for my way of life, you should be ASHAMED OF YOURSELF"

not everything is a newbie vs veteran, not everything is a class struggle, instead of jumping on them for criticizing that website, just move on
A veteran looks at different rating pages because the users of one site can be biased.
reffty_gag

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

By looking at the like/dislike ratio, it already smell bad

Wait, dislike become visible again ???? Guess im living in the cave
great_elmo
It's an extension.
sametdze
why couldn't they have just made it so that steve meets alex and they go on adventures together and beat the enderdragon? just get rid of the ordinary people, i feel like that's what ruins it so much.

anyways lets just pull a sonic redesign and bully warner bros into fixing their movie
Jun Maeda
Its dogshit sorry
Serraionga

Serraionga wrote:

if this does not have the creeper song it will be shit

if it does, it's probably still going to be shit
i had not watched the trailer before making this post. i watched it now

what in the cinnamon toast fuck is this actually. who is it for
ColdTooth

Serraionga wrote:

Serraionga wrote:

if this does not have the creeper song it will be shit

if it does, it's probably still going to be shit
i had not watched the trailer before making this post. i watched it now

what in the cinnamon toast fuck is this actually. who is it for
"dad! i wanna see the minecraft movie"
dad, who has seen the trailer on hour one, silently disgusted and trying to hide the fact that they can't really say no:
keremaru
lowkey highkey
if they don't spend a sizeable portion of the budget turning the normal people into minecraft versions (because yes that CAN happen if they focus on the more defining features of the characters) then this movie will most likely lose the marketing game and it'll flop before anyone even goes to watch it

also remove the realism filter (maybe leave it for the water but it has to be subtle enough to not be noticeable)
people at warner bros will never see this because what kind of pr team employee at warner bros is checking the fucking off-topic subforum on osu of all things, but that's whatever
sametdze
just bully warner bros pls
z0z

keremaru wrote:

lowkey highkey
if they don't spend a sizeable portion of the budget turning the normal people into minecraft versions (because yes that CAN happen if they focus on the more defining features of the characters) then this movie will most likely lose the marketing game and it'll flop before anyone even goes to watch it

also remove the realism filter (maybe leave it for the water but it has to be subtle enough to not be noticeable)
people at warner bros will never see this because what kind of pr team employee at warner bros is checking the fucking off-topic subforum on osu of all things, but that's whatever
the style of characters is so iconic that it's just wrong to put real people in there

i think the producers might be out of touch
Topic Starter
Patatitta

keremaru wrote:

lowkey highkey
if they don't spend a sizeable portion of the budget turning the normal people into minecraft versions (because yes that CAN happen if they focus on the more defining features of the characters) then this movie will most likely lose the marketing game and it'll flop before anyone even goes to watch it

also remove the realism filter (maybe leave it for the water but it has to be subtle enough to not be noticeable)
people at warner bros will never see this because what kind of pr team employee at warner bros is checking the fucking off-topic subforum on osu of all things, but that's whatever
idk I know people IRL who want to go see it in theaters so I think you're putting too much faith, I don't see this movie being a flop even if it's the worst movie ever made
Rezq Gokou


this was better
reffty_gag

Rezq Gokou wrote:



this was better
"when the fanmade are better than the original"
Topic Starter
Patatitta
I love how people are praising thrash because it's slightly less thrash than the thrash they're being fed up today
MrMcMikey22

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

TIL that creepers have fur

yeah i really really find the advertisement stuck in like the freaking minecraft launcher so fucking creepy

its like a worse version of that one flapjack scene with that grey cat and its already wtf look
z0z

Patatitta wrote:

I love how people are praising thrash because it's slightly less thrash than the thrash they're being feed up today
everyone forgiving minecraft story mode lol
emajakolic

z0z wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

I love how people are praising thrash because it's slightly less thrash than the thrash they're being feed up today
everyone forgiving minecraft story mode lol
mc story mode was way better than... wtf this shit is XD
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