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Kolon Dee
I hope this letter finds you in good health and high spirits. I am writing to address a matter of considerable concern that has been brought to my attention recently. It has come to my understanding that I have been accused of, for lack of a more delicate term, defecating in the school bathroom. I would like to take this opportunity to clarify the situation and rectify any misunderstandings that may have arisen.

Firstly, I must categorically deny the allegations leveled against me. I assure you that during my entire tenure at the school, I have never once engaged in such an act within the premises of our institution. My usage of the school bathroom has been strictly limited to urination, and this can be corroborated by my consistent adherence to swift visits, indicative of the nature of my activities.

Furthermore, I would like to bring to your attention an incident that occurred prior to the discovery of the unfortunate situation. Before I entered the bathroom, I distinctly heard another individual in the vicinity who seemed to be experiencing a bout of severe gastrointestinal distress, evidenced by the audible signs of explosive diarrhea. This occurrence leads me to believe that the individual who preceded me is more likely to be the source of the issue at hand.

It is also worth noting that, to the best of my knowledge, I am the only student who has consistently refrained from defecating in the school bathroom. It is disheartening to find myself singled out and victimized in this scenario when there are numerous other individuals who have a documented history of such activities within the school bathroom.

I understand the need for swift action in light of such an incident to maintain the cleanliness and sanctity of our school environment. However, I earnestly request that a thorough investigation be carried out to ascertain the truth of the matter. I am confident that such a probe will exonerate me from these unfounded allegations.

Thank you for taking the time to read this letter. I trust that you will handle this matter with the fairness and impartiality it deserves. I look forward to your understanding and support in this regard
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Hachiman Ryouta

Kolon Dee wrote:

I hope this letter finds you in good health and high spirits. I am writing to address a matter of considerable concern that has been brought to my attention recently. It has come to my understanding that I have been accused of, for lack of a more delicate term, defecating in the school bathroom. I would like to take this opportunity to clarify the situation and rectify any misunderstandings that may have arisen.

Firstly, I must categorically deny the allegations leveled against me. I assure you that during my entire tenure at the school, I have never once engaged in such an act within the premises of our institution. My usage of the school bathroom has been strictly limited to urination, and this can be corroborated by my consistent adherence to swift visits, indicative of the nature of my activities.

Furthermore, I would like to bring to your attention an incident that occurred prior to the discovery of the unfortunate situation. Before I entered the bathroom, I distinctly heard another individual in the vicinity who seemed to be experiencing a bout of severe gastrointestinal distress, evidenced by the audible signs of explosive diarrhea. This occurrence leads me to believe that the individual who preceded me is more likely to be the source of the issue at hand.

It is also worth noting that, to the best of my knowledge, I am the only student who has consistently refrained from defecating in the school bathroom. It is disheartening to find myself singled out and victimized in this scenario when there are numerous other individuals who have a documented history of such activities within the school bathroom.

I understand the need for swift action in light of such an incident to maintain the cleanliness and sanctity of our school environment. However, I earnestly request that a thorough investigation be carried out to ascertain the truth of the matter. I am confident that such a probe will exonerate me from these unfounded allegations.

Thank you for taking the time to read this letter. I trust that you will handle this matter with the fairness and impartiality it deserves. I look forward to your understanding and support in this regard


I read it all, this is a serious matter, this can not be! I suggest taking action by denying all the accusations until your lawyer says otherwise. Salutations and i hope this comes to the best outcome to your integrity.
TeeArctic1

Hachiman Ryouta wrote:

Kolon Dee wrote:

I hope this letter finds you in good health and high spirits. I am writing to address a matter of considerable concern that has been brought to my attention recently. It has come to my understanding that I have been accused of, for lack of a more delicate term, defecating in the school bathroom. I would like to take this opportunity to clarify the situation and rectify any misunderstandings that may have arisen.

Firstly, I must categorically deny the allegations leveled against me. I assure you that during my entire tenure at the school, I have never once engaged in such an act within the premises of our institution. My usage of the school bathroom has been strictly limited to urination, and this can be corroborated by my consistent adherence to swift visits, indicative of the nature of my activities.

Furthermore, I would like to bring to your attention an incident that occurred prior to the discovery of the unfortunate situation. Before I entered the bathroom, I distinctly heard another individual in the vicinity who seemed to be experiencing a bout of severe gastrointestinal distress, evidenced by the audible signs of explosive diarrhea. This occurrence leads me to believe that the individual who preceded me is more likely to be the source of the issue at hand.

It is also worth noting that, to the best of my knowledge, I am the only student who has consistently refrained from defecating in the school bathroom. It is disheartening to find myself singled out and victimized in this scenario when there are numerous other individuals who have a documented history of such activities within the school bathroom.

I understand the need for swift action in light of such an incident to maintain the cleanliness and sanctity of our school environment. However, I earnestly request that a thorough investigation be carried out to ascertain the truth of the matter. I am confident that such a probe will exonerate me from these unfounded allegations.

Thank you for taking the time to read this letter. I trust that you will handle this matter with the fairness and impartiality it deserves. I look forward to your understanding and support in this regard


I read it all, this is a serious matter, this can not be! I suggest taking action by denying all the accusations until your lawyer says otherwise. Salutations and i hope this comes to the best outcome to your integrity.
As someone with tenous judicial competence, I too, would strongly advise adhering to the recommendations put forth by your lawyer, or otherwise seeking one out, lest you receive the harshest punishment. I would offer my services, having extensively outdated knowledge about OTs legal system, yet I fear you would not be able to afford them, on account of your dubious testimony as well as the unfortunate coincidence of your name, referring to the human organ oft called the "colon", which I sadly doubt helps your case in this endeavour. Even still, I wish you all the best and hope you retire from your mission with both brain and bowels intact. May your investigation into this shit-job be a smooth affair
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whatever you say school bathroom shitter
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Serraionga
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Reyalp51
all my homies hate the school bathroom
Polyspora
Guys, is it worth reading all this shit?
Corne2Plum3
tl;dr someone accuse OP to shit in the school bathroom, they deny it
Polyspora
Damn I only pissed at school, feels bad
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