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Aireunaeus
lostsilver

Aireunaeus wrote:

i love this,,,,
Aireunaeus

lostsilver wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

i love this,,,,
thank u lel
sametdze
i want them to take my brain out of my head and study it and then put it in a museum where it will be forever held for people of all ages to laugh and look at, and give ooohs and aaahs to.
Achromalia

sametdze wrote:

i want them to take my brain out of my head and study it and then put it in a museum where it will be forever held for people of all ages to laugh and look at, and give ooohs and aaahs to.
i mirror you mirror me

give us a camera and we give people an exhibit
lostsilver

Aireunaeus wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

i love this,,,,
thank u lel
np!! <3
B0ii
The english language has ruined vowels for the people who speak it
sametdze
we have come a long way from this voice
Wimpy Cursed
W
Serraionga
today i learned against my will that baby gronk and the rizzler are living, real people and not just some weird shit alpha gen kids say

one step closer to deciphering their intricate language
Patatitta
I knew about the costco guys, didn't know they were related to that weird sigma skibidi toilet subculture
z0z

Patatitta wrote:

I knew about the costco guys, didn't know they were related to that weird sigma skibidi toilet subculture
what
Patatitta

z0z wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

I knew about the costco guys, didn't know they were related to that weird sigma skibidi toilet subculture
what
it's a weird tiktok channel of a dad and their son going to CostCo and going WE'RE COSTCO GUYS OF COURSE WE ______ just showcasing the store in general, they got popular for some reason and then copies of them for different supermarkets popped up which they now have a friendly rivalry trying to see which supermarket is better

I was surprised to see it related to that because this is not brainrot, this is like, reverse brainrot, this is boomer shit but happening on tiktok, I only know of this because of watching some northernlion clips on youtube.
sametdze

Patatitta wrote:

I knew about the costco guys, didn't know they were related to that weird sigma skibidi toilet subculture
no they aren't, one of the costco guys "characters" named "the rizzler" which is basically this small fat kid doing the sigma face is becoming really popular and im assuming baby gronk just wants to cash in because nobody really cares about him anymore

long live the rizzler, i give him a boom
sametdze
also jynxzi is apart of the costco guys lore now, he's not a bad addition imo
BluePyTheWDeer_

Aireunaeus wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

i love this,,,,
thank u lel
Aint no way bro actually has a baka fumo (and a Reimu)
Aireunaeus

BluePyTheWDeer_ wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

i love this,,,,
thank u lel
Aint no way bro actually has a baka fumo (and a Reimu)
Yes and i all have to thank reyalp for that
Achromalia
[ a random boy i drew in 2021 ]


[ a doodle that isnt covered in blood from 2021 ]
Aireunaeus
town.mid
lostsilver

Aireunaeus wrote:

THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT WOULD BE IN MARIO KART HELP????
Aireunaeus

lostsilver wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

town.mid
THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT WOULD BE IN MARIO KART HELP????
flourish.mid
lostsilver

Aireunaeus wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

town.mid
THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT WOULD BE IN MARIO KART HELP????
flourish.mid
AAAAAAAA
THIS LEGIT SOUNDS LIKE MARIO KART OST--
Aireunaeus

lostsilver wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

town.mid
THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT WOULD BE IN MARIO KART HELP????
flourish.mid
AAAAAAAA
THIS LEGIT SOUNDS LIKE MARIO KART OST--
Fun fact: these songs are hidden somewhere on ur pc lel
lostsilver

Aireunaeus wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

town.mid
THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT WOULD BE IN MARIO KART HELP????
flourish.mid
AAAAAAAA
THIS LEGIT SOUNDS LIKE MARIO KART OST--
Fun fact: these songs are hidden somewhere on ur pc lel
what?? lol--
Aireunaeus

lostsilver wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

town.mid
THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT WOULD BE IN MARIO KART HELP????
flourish.mid
AAAAAAAA
THIS LEGIT SOUNDS LIKE MARIO KART OST--
Fun fact: these songs are hidden somewhere on ur pc lel
what?? lol--
yes lol

onestop.mid


community/forums/topics/26376?n=7
lostsilver

Aireunaeus wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

town.mid
THIS SOUNDS LIKE IT WOULD BE IN MARIO KART HELP????
flourish.mid
AAAAAAAA
THIS LEGIT SOUNDS LIKE MARIO KART OST--
Fun fact: these songs are hidden somewhere on ur pc lel
what?? lol--
yes lol

onestop.mid


community/forums/topics/26376?n=7
i really like this one wow
Birdy
i haven't made one single full song ever since my album came out 2 months ago. fml
Behrauder


:o :o :o :o :o :o
Patatitta

Behrauder wrote:



:o :o :o :o :o :o
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOMIKS-SENPAIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! KYAAAAAAAAAAA, I think i'm going to need new uderwear T-T
z0z

Patatitta wrote:

Behrauder wrote:



:o :o :o :o :o :o
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOMIKS-SENPAIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! KYAAAAAAAAAAA, I think i'm going to need new uderwear T-T
oh my god
Karmine

Patatitta wrote:

Behrauder wrote:



:o :o :o :o :o :o
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOMIKS-SENPAIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! KYAAAAAAAAAAA, I think i'm going to need new uderwear T-T
I was about to say "his posts are probably mid" but after reading them I wish I didn't have eyes.
Reyalp51

Karmine wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

Behrauder wrote:



:o :o :o :o :o :o
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOMIKS-SENPAIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!! KYAAAAAAAAAAA, I think i'm going to need new uderwear T-T
I was about to say "his posts are probably mid" but after reading them I wish I didn't have eyes.
shut up you dont get to have an opinion on vtuber sex
Patatitta
honestly I hadn't even read stomiks posts

wtf is this

Reyalp51

Patatitta wrote:

honestly I hadn't even read stomiks posts

wtf is this

My sibling from another continent thats what it is
Patatitta

Reyalp51 wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

honestly I hadn't even read stomiks posts

wtf is this

My sibling from another continent thats what it is
semi unrelated but dude I fucking hate how people talk about frieren

it's always "dude it's peak fiction best anime ever you have to see it" and then 5 minutes later I WANT TO HAVE SLOPPY SEX WITH THE PROTAGONIST like come the fuck on don't let your boner dictate recommendations
antorch
Oh , good
z0z
abraker

Aireunaeus wrote:

had to do a double take cause I thought bbcode can now do mp4s or gifvs
Aireunaeus

abraker wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

had to do a double take cause I thought bbcode can now do mp4s or gifvs
Welll theres a way to do that which was shown by behrauder lol
Behrauder

Aireunaeus wrote:

abraker wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

had to do a double take cause I thought bbcode can now do mp4s or gifvs
Welll theres a way to do that which was shown by behrauder lol
Well, not exactly. It's more about synchronizing a GIF with audio, making a box open by clicking a play button, and automatically starting the GIF, lol.
roufou
life just isn't treating us right
Wimpy Cursed
give it payback
Aireunaeus
Achromalia

Aireunaeus wrote:

oooo i love this, ur ambient textures are so pretty

i was supposed to review your ep earlier arghhh i forgot to finish writing it, but my point was going to be that i think ambient textures are your strengths in music and it would be so nice to see you lean into it and play with it-- or maybe i just like it bc i love ambience so much lol :p
Jangsoodlor
Behrauder

Jangsoodlor wrote:

Serraionga

Behrauder wrote:

did you really need chatgpt to explain to you that people have different humor preferences
Aireunaeus

Achromalia wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

oooo i love this, ur ambient textures are so pretty

i was supposed to review your ep earlier arghhh i forgot to finish writing it, but my point was going to be that i think ambient textures are your strengths in music and it would be so nice to see you lean into it and play with it-- or maybe i just like it bc i love ambience so much lol :p
thank you, i was basically trying to make an ambient ep with some breakcore features. like very athmospheric and melancholic.
Behrauder

Serraionga wrote:

Behrauder wrote:

did you really need chatgpt to explain to you that people have different humor preferences
Yes, I have become completely dependent on ChatGPT now... (help)
sametdze
is it me or has serraionga's join date changed? i swear he joined 2011 not 2014
B0ii
let's play a game of telephone y'all
Aireunaeus
sametdze
lol, on another another forum i use, the word "retard" or "retarded" is changed to tinker head. from now on, im going to use tinker head instead of retard.
z0z

sametdze wrote:

lol, on another another forum i use, the word "retard" or "retarded" is changed to tinker head. from now on, im going to use tinker head instead of retard.
dinkerhead /j
Karmine

sametdze wrote:

lol, on another another forum i use, the word "retard" or "retarded" is changed to tinker head. from now on, im going to use tinker head instead of retard.
Firetruck.
Aireunaeus
sametdze
im in ur base, killing ur d00ds.
Aireunaeus
sametdze

Aireunaeus wrote:

my ears got touched inappropriately
Aireunaeus

sametdze wrote:

Aireunaeus wrote:

my ears got touched inappropriately
😭😭😭
sametdze
felt angry throughout the entire morning then took a shower now i feel extremely happy


power of a shower :cool:
Karmine

sametdze wrote:

felt angry throughout the entire morning then took a shower now i feel extremely happy


power of a shower :cool:
Not a real gamer.
Aireunaeus
Bought these three bangers in record stores

It was always a wish to buy them 🥹
sametdze
she is me
sametdze
The sun is setting. The palm trees are flowing. It's almost like a Nike TN design. It's rather beautiful.

I head back inside to my break space. The synthetic leather on my shoes is starting to tear off. They're no longer as shiny as they once were. Just as I lay back in my chair, I hear two knocks on the door. "Come in!" I call. Walks in is Monsieur Plum. You can't miss him; for he's one of the only people with animal features on theirselves. He's also got a long black coat with a small badge in green which reads "GMT". People with GMT badges are special. "Dr Dze," Monsieur Plum says. My eyes have made contact with those crimson coloured eyes of his. "You and I need to have a talk. Now."

Monsieur Plum and I leave my break space and head down the corridor. "We're going to the PMs." says Monsieur Plum with a less friendly tone than he often has. Bother, he's not usually like this. Maybe something's gotten into his shoe. On the way, Monsieur Plum picks up a small coffee. Instead of putting two dog treats in it like he usually does, he only puts one. Something is really bothering him.

We eventually make it to the PMs office. He follows me to my room. Monsieur Plum pushes past all of my patient clients who are waiting for me to come back from break. To be fair, all of my clients only want to mutual me. Once we make it to my PM office, he sits down where my clients usually sit, and I sit where I usually sit.

"Dr. Dze, we need to discuss your actions recently.", says Monsieur Plum.
"Oh no, go for it!" I chuckle. Surely things won't be too bad.
"Now, it's about your "schizoposting". Don't do it. Especially on your own thread. It annoys other users, and its spam."

Oh.

"My sincere apologies." I say, sheepishly.
Monsieur Plum doesn't say a word. He leaves.
I suppose it's time to work with my clients.

As I work with my clients, I can't help but think about the schizoposting. "I don't often do it, but its fun. But to have it taken away from me entirely? What am I to do now when I'm bored? This isn't fair. I know what I must do. The second I get a chance, I'm dropping a bomb."

And so I did drop a bomb. In the form of a thread of course. And needless to say, wasn't quite well recieved. But I don't care. I'm fighting for my schizoposting rights. Eventually I'll give up, not just yet though.

My name is Dr. Dze, and you'll remember me.


(btw im not actually gonna keep on making callous shitposts so i can schizopost again lol)
B0ii

sametdze wrote:

The sun is setting. The palm trees are flowing. It's almost like a Nike TN design. It's rather beautiful.

I head back inside to my break space. The synthetic leather on my shoes is starting to tear off. They're no longer as shiny as they once were. Just as I lay back in my chair, I hear two knocks on the door. "Come in!" I call. Walks in is Monsieur Plum. You can't miss him; for he's one of the only people with animal features on theirselves. He's also got a long black coat with a small badge in green which reads "GMT". People with GMT badges are special. "Dr Dze," Monsieur Plum says. My eyes have made contact with those crimson coloured eyes of his. "You and I need to have a talk. Now."

Monsieur Plum and I leave my break space and head down the corridor. "We're going to the PMs." says Monsieur Plum with a less friendly tone than he often has. Bother, he's not usually like this. Maybe something's gotten into his shoe. On the way, Monsieur Plum picks up a small coffee. Instead of putting two dog treats in it like he usually does, he only puts one. Something is really bothering him.

We eventually make it to the PMs office. He follows me to my room. Monsieur Plum pushes past all of my patient clients who are waiting for me to come back from break. To be fair, all of my clients only want to mutual me. Once we make it to my PM office, he sits down where my clients usually sit, and I sit where I usually sit.

"Dr. Dze, we need to discuss your actions recently.", says Monsieur Plum.
"Oh no, go for it!" I chuckle. Surely things won't be too bad.
"Now, it's about your "schizoposting". Don't do it. Especially on your own thread. It annoys other users, and its spam."

Oh.

"My sincere apologies." I say, sheepishly.
Monsieur Plum doesn't say a word. He leaves.
I suppose it's time to work with my clients.

As I work with my clients, I can't help but think about the schizoposting. "I don't often do it, but its fun. But to have it taken away from me entirely? What am I to do now when I'm bored? This isn't fair. I know what I must do. The second I get a chance, I'm dropping a bomb."

And so I did drop a bomb. In the form of a thread of course. And needless to say, wasn't quite well recieved. But I don't care. I'm fighting for my schizoposting rights. Eventually I'll give up, not just yet though.

My name is Dr. Dze, and you'll remember me.


(btw im not actually gonna keep on making callous shitposts so i can schizopost again lol)
this reads like a fan fiction ngl

I'm sorry but I needed to stay active in this forum somehow
Aireunaeus
mikune_absorb
sametdze

B0ii wrote:

sametdze wrote:

The sun is setting. The palm trees are flowing. It's almost like a Nike TN design. It's rather beautiful.

I head back inside to my break space. The synthetic leather on my shoes is starting to tear off. They're no longer as shiny as they once were. Just as I lay back in my chair, I hear two knocks on the door. "Come in!" I call. Walks in is Monsieur Plum. You can't miss him; for he's one of the only people with animal features on theirselves. He's also got a long black coat with a small badge in green which reads "GMT". People with GMT badges are special. "Dr Dze," Monsieur Plum says. My eyes have made contact with those crimson coloured eyes of his. "You and I need to have a talk. Now."

Monsieur Plum and I leave my break space and head down the corridor. "We're going to the PMs." says Monsieur Plum with a less friendly tone than he often has. Bother, he's not usually like this. Maybe something's gotten into his shoe. On the way, Monsieur Plum picks up a small coffee. Instead of putting two dog treats in it like he usually does, he only puts one. Something is really bothering him.

We eventually make it to the PMs office. He follows me to my room. Monsieur Plum pushes past all of my patient clients who are waiting for me to come back from break. To be fair, all of my clients only want to mutual me. Once we make it to my PM office, he sits down where my clients usually sit, and I sit where I usually sit.

"Dr. Dze, we need to discuss your actions recently.", says Monsieur Plum.
"Oh no, go for it!" I chuckle. Surely things won't be too bad.
"Now, it's about your "schizoposting". Don't do it. Especially on your own thread. It annoys other users, and its spam."

Oh.

"My sincere apologies." I say, sheepishly.
Monsieur Plum doesn't say a word. He leaves.
I suppose it's time to work with my clients.

As I work with my clients, I can't help but think about the schizoposting. "I don't often do it, but its fun. But to have it taken away from me entirely? What am I to do now when I'm bored? This isn't fair. I know what I must do. The second I get a chance, I'm dropping a bomb."

And so I did drop a bomb. In the form of a thread of course. And needless to say, wasn't quite well recieved. But I don't care. I'm fighting for my schizoposting rights. Eventually I'll give up, not just yet though.

My name is Dr. Dze, and you'll remember me.


(btw im not actually gonna keep on making callous shitposts so i can schizopost again lol)
this reads like a fan fiction ngl

I'm sorry but I needed to stay active in this forum somehow
how tf-
Corne2Plum3

sametdze wrote:

The sun is setting. The palm trees are flowing. It's almost like a Nike TN design. It's rather beautiful.

I head back inside to my break space. The synthetic leather on my shoes is starting to tear off. They're no longer as shiny as they once were. Just as I lay back in my chair, I hear two knocks on the door. "Come in!" I call. Walks in is Monsieur Plum. You can't miss him; for he's one of the only people with animal features on theirselves. He's also got a long black coat with a small badge in green which reads "GMT". People with GMT badges are special. "Dr Dze," Monsieur Plum says. My eyes have made contact with those crimson coloured eyes of his. "You and I need to have a talk. Now."

Monsieur Plum and I leave my break space and head down the corridor. "We're going to the PMs." says Monsieur Plum with a less friendly tone than he often has. Bother, he's not usually like this. Maybe something's gotten into his shoe. On the way, Monsieur Plum picks up a small coffee. Instead of putting two dog treats in it like he usually does, he only puts one. Something is really bothering him.

We eventually make it to the PMs office. He follows me to my room. Monsieur Plum pushes past all of my patient clients who are waiting for me to come back from break. To be fair, all of my clients only want to mutual me. Once we make it to my PM office, he sits down where my clients usually sit, and I sit where I usually sit.

"Dr. Dze, we need to discuss your actions recently.", says Monsieur Plum.
"Oh no, go for it!" I chuckle. Surely things won't be too bad.
"Now, it's about your "schizoposting". Don't do it. Especially on your own thread. It annoys other users, and its spam."

Oh.

"My sincere apologies." I say, sheepishly.
Monsieur Plum doesn't say a word. He leaves.
I suppose it's time to work with my clients.

As I work with my clients, I can't help but think about the schizoposting. "I don't often do it, but its fun. But to have it taken away from me entirely? What am I to do now when I'm bored? This isn't fair. I know what I must do. The second I get a chance, I'm dropping a bomb."

And so I did drop a bomb. In the form of a thread of course. And needless to say, wasn't quite well recieved. But I don't care. I'm fighting for my schizoposting rights. Eventually I'll give up, not just yet though.

My name is Dr. Dze, and you'll remember me.


(btw im not actually gonna keep on making callous shitposts so i can schizopost again lol)
Not accurate: I don't drink coffee
sametdze

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

sametdze wrote:

The sun is setting. The palm trees are flowing. It's almost like a Nike TN design. It's rather beautiful.

I head back inside to my break space. The synthetic leather on my shoes is starting to tear off. They're no longer as shiny as they once were. Just as I lay back in my chair, I hear two knocks on the door. "Come in!" I call. Walks in is Monsieur Plum. You can't miss him; for he's one of the only people with animal features on theirselves. He's also got a long black coat with a small badge in green which reads "GMT". People with GMT badges are special. "Dr Dze," Monsieur Plum says. My eyes have made contact with those crimson coloured eyes of his. "You and I need to have a talk. Now."

Monsieur Plum and I leave my break space and head down the corridor. "We're going to the PMs." says Monsieur Plum with a less friendly tone than he often has. Bother, he's not usually like this. Maybe something's gotten into his shoe. On the way, Monsieur Plum picks up a small coffee. Instead of putting two dog treats in it like he usually does, he only puts one. Something is really bothering him.

We eventually make it to the PMs office. He follows me to my room. Monsieur Plum pushes past all of my patient clients who are waiting for me to come back from break. To be fair, all of my clients only want to mutual me. Once we make it to my PM office, he sits down where my clients usually sit, and I sit where I usually sit.

"Dr. Dze, we need to discuss your actions recently.", says Monsieur Plum.
"Oh no, go for it!" I chuckle. Surely things won't be too bad.
"Now, it's about your "schizoposting". Don't do it. Especially on your own thread. It annoys other users, and its spam."

Oh.

"My sincere apologies." I say, sheepishly.
Monsieur Plum doesn't say a word. He leaves.
I suppose it's time to work with my clients.

As I work with my clients, I can't help but think about the schizoposting. "I don't often do it, but its fun. But to have it taken away from me entirely? What am I to do now when I'm bored? This isn't fair. I know what I must do. The second I get a chance, I'm dropping a bomb."

And so I did drop a bomb. In the form of a thread of course. And needless to say, wasn't quite well recieved. But I don't care. I'm fighting for my schizoposting rights. Eventually I'll give up, not just yet though.

My name is Dr. Dze, and you'll remember me.


(btw im not actually gonna keep on making callous shitposts so i can schizopost again lol)
Not accurate: I don't drink coffee
then what do the french drink?
Behrauder

sametdze wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

sametdze wrote:

The sun is setting. The palm trees are flowing. It's almost like a Nike TN design. It's rather beautiful.

I head back inside to my break space. The synthetic leather on my shoes is starting to tear off. They're no longer as shiny as they once were. Just as I lay back in my chair, I hear two knocks on the door. "Come in!" I call. Walks in is Monsieur Plum. You can't miss him; for he's one of the only people with animal features on theirselves. He's also got a long black coat with a small badge in green which reads "GMT". People with GMT badges are special. "Dr Dze," Monsieur Plum says. My eyes have made contact with those crimson coloured eyes of his. "You and I need to have a talk. Now."

Monsieur Plum and I leave my break space and head down the corridor. "We're going to the PMs." says Monsieur Plum with a less friendly tone than he often has. Bother, he's not usually like this. Maybe something's gotten into his shoe. On the way, Monsieur Plum picks up a small coffee. Instead of putting two dog treats in it like he usually does, he only puts one. Something is really bothering him.

We eventually make it to the PMs office. He follows me to my room. Monsieur Plum pushes past all of my patient clients who are waiting for me to come back from break. To be fair, all of my clients only want to mutual me. Once we make it to my PM office, he sits down where my clients usually sit, and I sit where I usually sit.

"Dr. Dze, we need to discuss your actions recently.", says Monsieur Plum.
"Oh no, go for it!" I chuckle. Surely things won't be too bad.
"Now, it's about your "schizoposting". Don't do it. Especially on your own thread. It annoys other users, and its spam."

Oh.

"My sincere apologies." I say, sheepishly.
Monsieur Plum doesn't say a word. He leaves.
I suppose it's time to work with my clients.

As I work with my clients, I can't help but think about the schizoposting. "I don't often do it, but its fun. But to have it taken away from me entirely? What am I to do now when I'm bored? This isn't fair. I know what I must do. The second I get a chance, I'm dropping a bomb."

And so I did drop a bomb. In the form of a thread of course. And needless to say, wasn't quite well recieved. But I don't care. I'm fighting for my schizoposting rights. Eventually I'll give up, not just yet though.

My name is Dr. Dze, and you'll remember me.


(btw im not actually gonna keep on making callous shitposts so i can schizopost again lol)
Not accurate: I don't drink coffee
then what do the french drink?
silmarilen
Yo i had a great idea.

So ice angel is (imo) one of, if not the best map ever made, it's been one of my long term goals to fc it basically since it was ranked
So i'm gonna stream myself playing ice angel for 2 hours every day, keeping track of progress and everything, the acc, combo, whether i need nofail etc. Gonna keep track of it all in a spreadsheet.

Then 30 minutes into the first stream i get bored and quit w.
z0z

Behrauder wrote:

sametdze wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

sametdze wrote:

The sun is setting. The palm trees are flowing. It's almost like a Nike TN design. It's rather beautiful.

I head back inside to my break space. The synthetic leather on my shoes is starting to tear off. They're no longer as shiny as they once were. Just as I lay back in my chair, I hear two knocks on the door. "Come in!" I call. Walks in is Monsieur Plum. You can't miss him; for he's one of the only people with animal features on theirselves. He's also got a long black coat with a small badge in green which reads "GMT". People with GMT badges are special. "Dr Dze," Monsieur Plum says. My eyes have made contact with those crimson coloured eyes of his. "You and I need to have a talk. Now."

Monsieur Plum and I leave my break space and head down the corridor. "We're going to the PMs." says Monsieur Plum with a less friendly tone than he often has. Bother, he's not usually like this. Maybe something's gotten into his shoe. On the way, Monsieur Plum picks up a small coffee. Instead of putting two dog treats in it like he usually does, he only puts one. Something is really bothering him.

We eventually make it to the PMs office. He follows me to my room. Monsieur Plum pushes past all of my patient clients who are waiting for me to come back from break. To be fair, all of my clients only want to mutual me. Once we make it to my PM office, he sits down where my clients usually sit, and I sit where I usually sit.

"Dr. Dze, we need to discuss your actions recently.", says Monsieur Plum.
"Oh no, go for it!" I chuckle. Surely things won't be too bad.
"Now, it's about your "schizoposting". Don't do it. Especially on your own thread. It annoys other users, and its spam."

Oh.

"My sincere apologies." I say, sheepishly.
Monsieur Plum doesn't say a word. He leaves.
I suppose it's time to work with my clients.

As I work with my clients, I can't help but think about the schizoposting. "I don't often do it, but its fun. But to have it taken away from me entirely? What am I to do now when I'm bored? This isn't fair. I know what I must do. The second I get a chance, I'm dropping a bomb."

And so I did drop a bomb. In the form of a thread of course. And needless to say, wasn't quite well recieved. But I don't care. I'm fighting for my schizoposting rights. Eventually I'll give up, not just yet though.

My name is Dr. Dze, and you'll remember me.


(btw im not actually gonna keep on making callous shitposts so i can schizopost again lol)
Not accurate: I don't drink coffee
then what do the french drink?
just syrup
Winnyace

silmarilen wrote:

Yo i had a great idea.

So ice angel is (imo) one of, if not the best map ever made, it's been one of my long term goals to fc it basically since it was ranked
So i'm gonna stream myself playing ice angel for 2 hours every day, keeping track of progress and everything, the acc, combo, whether i need nofail etc. Gonna keep track of it all in a spreadsheet.

Then 30 minutes into the first stream i get bored and quit w.
OMG that's me
Karmine
https://soundcloud.com/3asy-fix/momentum

Banger but who tf posts their songs on soundcloud but not youtube/bandcamp?
Behrauder
What is this website that I have never heard of?

Apparently there are a lot of OT users there, but I never realized it existed lol.
Wimpy Cursed

Behrauder wrote:

What is this website that I have never heard of?

Apparently there are a lot of OT users there, but I never realized it existed lol.
interesting
z0z

Wimpy Cursed wrote:

Behrauder wrote:

What is this website that I have never heard of?

Apparently there are a lot of OT users there, but I never realized it existed lol.
interesting
wtf?
Corne2Plum3

Behrauder wrote:

What is this website that I have never heard of?

Apparently there are a lot of OT users there, but I never realized it existed lol.
So is this where all OT people go when tired of osu! forums?
lostsilver
Jarcrafted

Behrauder wrote:

What is this website that I have never heard of?

Apparently there are a lot of OT users there, but I never realized it existed lol.
They need to activate windows
Behrauder

Jarcrafted wrote:

Behrauder wrote:

What is this website that I have never heard of?

Apparently there are a lot of OT users there, but I never realized it existed lol.
They need to activate windows
I think the strongest reason I have for activating Windows is so people can FINALLY stop telling me to activate Windows lol.
sametdze
dont you lose features when you havent activated windows?
Corne2Plum3

sametdze wrote:

dont you lose features when you havent activated windows?
On Windows 11 yes, unsure for the older versions
Winnyace

sametdze wrote:

dont you lose features when you havent activated windows?
With Windows 10 onwards, the features you lose are so small, you can keep using the OS without activation. Older versions were more strict, but Microsoft realized that they can let everybody use Windows and do other things to gain revenue from these free users and paying users alike.
Nuuskamuikkunen

Winnyace wrote:

sametdze wrote:

dont you lose features when you havent activated windows?
With Windows 10 onwards, the features you lose are so small, you can keep using the OS without activation. Older versions were more strict, but Microsoft realized that they can let everybody use Windows and do other things to gain revenue from these free users and paying users alike.
They went to the WinRAR model of just being mildly annoying when not paying lmao.
z0z

Nuuskamuikkunen wrote:

Winnyace wrote:

sametdze wrote:

dont you lose features when you havent activated windows?
With Windows 10 onwards, the features you lose are so small, you can keep using the OS without activation. Older versions were more strict, but Microsoft realized that they can let everybody use Windows and do other things to gain revenue from these free users and paying users alike.
They went to the WinRAR model of just being mildly annoying when not paying lmao.
they also put some wacky shit in their os
Winnyace

Nuuskamuikkunen wrote:

Winnyace wrote:

sametdze wrote:

dont you lose features when you havent activated windows?
With Windows 10 onwards, the features you lose are so small, you can keep using the OS without activation. Older versions were more strict, but Microsoft realized that they can let everybody use Windows and do other things to gain revenue from these free users and paying users alike.
They went to the WinRAR model of just being mildly annoying when not paying lmao.
No. They realized that they can get a lot of info about users and then sell that data to ad agencies. Alongside that, they added straight up ads in Windows. Open up Edge and the new tabs will show all sorts of BS. Search up something in Windows 10/11 and you will likely get served ads. With Windows 11, this is done to such a high degree, it is amazing the EU didn't notice it already.


Karmine
My new hoodie is pretty cool.
Serraionga

Winnyace wrote:

Alongside that, they added straight up ads in Windows. Open up Edge and the new tabs will show all sorts of BS. Search up something in Windows 10/11 and you will likely get served ads. With Windows 11, this is done to such a high degree, it is amazing the EU didn't notice it already.






are these ads in the room with us right now?
z0z
Corne2Plum3
for Windows user I recommend using O&O ShutUp 10: https://www.oo-software.com/fr/shutup10
Karmine

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

for Windows user I recommend using O&O ShutUp 10: https://www.oo-software.com/fr/shutup10
It's nice but can break things.
Patatitta

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

for Windows user I recommend using O&O ShutUp 10: https://www.oo-software.com/fr/shutup10
oui oui
z0z
i can't believe the drug thread died within minutes
Corne2Plum3

z0z wrote:

i can't believe the drug thread died within minutes
Community rules, 5th rule
Patatitta

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

z0z wrote:

i can't believe the drug thread died within minutes
Community rules, 5th rule
is really mentioning fentanyl NSFW and dangerous for children, like, i'm not discussing the effects of drug use or real stories, i'm just shitposting
BrokenArrow
hello OT
Karmine

BrokenArrow wrote:

hello OT
Hello there old man.
JustABeginner

BrokenArrow wrote:

hello OT
A 2nd Gen! Greetings. o/ :0
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