Aireunaeus wrote:

damn i lowkey thought you were some new lurker lmaooo

idosom wrote:

Whats my bench press

MistressRemilia wrote:

How many ducks will fit into a goose before it bananas?

keremaru wrote:

if 2+2 is 4, and 2*2 is also 4, what's 2*2^2/2

Blushing wrote:

how many posts in OT before it reaches the 32-bit unsigned int limit and we can no longer make posts because there is no room in the database

Patatitta wrote:

You've scattered a deck of 52 cards and one joker facedown on a table so that you don't know which card is where.

Next you start turning the cards over one by one. Assuming that you can't flip the same card twice, what are the percentage odds that you will turn over all four aces before you turn over the joker?

KeikiEnjoyer wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

You've scattered a deck of 52 cards and one joker facedown on a table so that you don't know which card is where.

Next you start turning the cards over one by one. Assuming that you can't flip the same card twice, what are the percentage odds that you will turn over all four aces before you turn over the joker?

I mean, okay here,

First of all, how would i know if the card is an ace

What if it has just not found anyone it vibes with yet

Maybe he already tried with some of the nice cards in the deck, but a bad relationship doesn't always equal to it being ace yknow.

Give it more time until it finds a partner it likes first okay?

z0z wrote:

are you notraffi?

user3412 wrote:

do lemons belong on pizza

MistressRemilia wrote:

Two trains are driving toward one another. The first train leaves station A at 9am traveling at 69 miles per hour (nice). The second train leaves station B at 4:30am traveling at 42 miles per hour. The distance between the two stations is 636 miles. What is the exact time that the gophers driving the trains will realized they fucked up?

KeikiEnjoyer wrote:

MistressRemilia wrote:

Two trains are driving toward one another. The first train leaves station A at 9am traveling at 69 miles per hour (nice). The second train leaves station B at 4:30am traveling at 42 miles per hour. The distance between the two stations is 636 miles. What is the exact time that the gophers driving the trains will realized they fucked up?

When the both of the dudes realize that they left their respective stove on.

Also, why does everyone assume that they're gonna crash or something, Train A is going to station C.
Train B is going to station D,

Sure they might be 636 miles apart but they're not even heading to the same general direction

MistressRemilia wrote:

KeikiEnjoyer wrote:

MistressRemilia wrote:

Two trains are driving toward one another. The first train leaves station A at 9am traveling at 69 miles per hour (nice). The second train leaves station B at 4:30am traveling at 42 miles per hour. The distance between the two stations is 636 miles. What is the exact time that the gophers driving the trains will realized they fucked up?

When the both of the dudes realize that they left their respective stove on.

Also, why does everyone assume that they're gonna crash or something, Train A is going to station C.
Train B is going to station D,

Sure they might be 636 miles apart but they're not even heading to the same general direction

I'm giving you an honorary PhD in Theoretical Trains from the Scarlet Devil University for this answer.

KeikiEnjoyer wrote:

MistressRemilia wrote:

KeikiEnjoyer wrote:

MistressRemilia wrote:

Two trains are driving toward one another. The first train leaves station A at 9am traveling at 69 miles per hour (nice). The second train leaves station B at 4:30am traveling at 42 miles per hour. The distance between the two stations is 636 miles. What is the exact time that the gophers driving the trains will realized they fucked up?

When the both of the dudes realize that they left their respective stove on.

Also, why does everyone assume that they're gonna crash or something, Train A is going to station C.
Train B is going to station D,

Sure they might be 636 miles apart but they're not even heading to the same general direction

I'm giving you an honorary PhD in Theoretical Trains from the Scarlet Devil University for this answer.

Thanks but i only accept gifts from okina

MistressRemilia wrote:

Two trains are driving toward one another. The first train leaves station A at 9am traveling at 69 miles per hour (nice). The second train leaves station B at 4:30am traveling at 42 miles per hour. The distance between the two stations is 636 miles. What is the exact time that the gophers driving the trains will realized they fucked up?

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

MistressRemilia wrote:

Two trains are driving toward one another. The first train leaves station A at 9am traveling at 69 miles per hour (nice). The second train leaves station B at 4:30am traveling at 42 miles per hour. The distance between the two stations is 636 miles. What is the exact time that the gophers driving the trains will realized they fucked up?

ez

I gonna place the 2 stations A and B on an axis (called x), with as unit the mile. I define the station A in x = 0 and B at x = 636, so they're 636 miles away.

For the time, I'm going to define a variable called t, which will be used for the time, in hours. t = 0 will represent midnight (12:00am).

Now I define 2 functions depending of time giving their position x: a(t) for the train for train A and b(t) for train B. With their initial position, when they start, their speed and their direction, we can get the values of a(t) and b(t):

1. a(t) = 69(t-9)
2. b(t) = 636 - 42(t - 4.5)

When they realize they fucked up is when the train collide with each other, aka when both trains are in the same position. We have to find t when a(t) = b(t):
a(t) = b(t)
⇔ 69(t - 9) = 636 - 42(t - 4.5)
⇔ 69t - 621 = 636 - 42t - 189
⇔ 69t + 42t = 636 - 189 + 621
⇔ 111t = 1068
⇔ t = 1068/111 ≈ 9.62162 = 9 + 2238/3600 = 9 + 37/60 + 18/3600

So the trains will collide with each other at 9:37:18am.

As we know the time, we can also know where the train will collide, by evaluating a(t) or b(t) with the value of t found above:
x = a(9.62162) = 69(9.62162 - 9) = 69 * 0.62162 = 42.892 miles (69.028 kilometers, nice) away from station A.

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

MistressRemilia wrote:

Two trains are driving toward one another. The first train leaves station A at 9am traveling at 69 miles per hour (nice). The second train leaves station B at 4:30am traveling at 42 miles per hour. The distance between the two stations is 636 miles. What is the exact time that the gophers driving the trains will realized they fucked up?

ez

I gonna place the 2 stations A and B on an axis (called x), with as unit the mile. I define the station A in x = 0 and B at x = 636, so they're 636 miles away.

For the time, I'm going to define a variable called t, which will be used for the time, in hours. t = 0 will represent midnight (12:00am).

Now I define 2 functions depending of time giving their position x: a(t) for the train for train A and b(t) for train B. With their initial position, when they start, their speed and their direction, we can get the values of a(t) and b(t):

1. a(t) = 69(t-9)
2. b(t) = 636 - 42(t - 4.5)

When they realize they fucked up is when the train collide with each other, aka when both trains are in the same position. We have to find t when a(t) = b(t):
a(t) = b(t)
⇔ 69(t - 9) = 636 - 42(t - 4.5)
⇔ 69t - 621 = 636 - 42t - 189
⇔ 69t + 42t = 636 - 189 + 621
⇔ 111t = 1068
⇔ t = 1068/111 ≈ 9.62162 = 9 + 2238/3600 = 9 + 37/60 + 18/3600

So the trains will collide with each other at 9:37:18am.

As we know the time, we can also know where the train will collide, by evaluating a(t) or b(t) with the value of t found above:
x = a(9.62162) = 69(9.62162 - 9) = 69 * 0.62162 = 42.892 miles (69.028 kilometers, nice) away from station A.

MistressRemilia wrote:

KeikiEnjoyer wrote:

MistressRemilia wrote:

KeikiEnjoyer wrote:

MistressRemilia wrote:

Two trains are driving toward one another. The first train leaves station A at 9am traveling at 69 miles per hour (nice). The second train leaves station B at 4:30am traveling at 42 miles per hour. The distance between the two stations is 636 miles. What is the exact time that the gophers driving the trains will realized they fucked up?

When the both of the dudes realize that they left their respective stove on.

Also, why does everyone assume that they're gonna crash or something, Train A is going to station C.
Train B is going to station D,

Sure they might be 636 miles apart but they're not even heading to the same general direction

I'm giving you an honorary PhD in Theoretical Trains from the Scarlet Devil University for this answer.

Thanks but i only accept gifts from okina

MistressRemilia wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

MistressRemilia wrote:

Two trains are driving toward one another. The first train leaves station A at 9am traveling at 69 miles per hour (nice). The second train leaves station B at 4:30am traveling at 42 miles per hour. The distance between the two stations is 636 miles. What is the exact time that the gophers driving the trains will realized they fucked up?

ez

I gonna place the 2 stations A and B on an axis (called x), with as unit the mile. I define the station A in x = 0 and B at x = 636, so they're 636 miles away.

For the time, I'm going to define a variable called t, which will be used for the time, in hours. t = 0 will represent midnight (12:00am).

Now I define 2 functions depending of time giving their position x: a(t) for the train for train A and b(t) for train B. With their initial position, when they start, their speed and their direction, we can get the values of a(t) and b(t):

1. a(t) = 69(t-9)
2. b(t) = 636 - 42(t - 4.5)

When they realize they fucked up is when the train collide with each other, aka when both trains are in the same position. We have to find t when a(t) = b(t):
a(t) = b(t)
⇔ 69(t - 9) = 636 - 42(t - 4.5)
⇔ 69t - 621 = 636 - 42t - 189
⇔ 69t + 42t = 636 - 189 + 621
⇔ 111t = 1068
⇔ t = 1068/111 ≈ 9.62162 = 9 + 2238/3600 = 9 + 37/60 + 18/3600

So the trains will collide with each other at 9:37:18am.

As we know the time, we can also know where the train will collide, by evaluating a(t) or b(t) with the value of t found above:
x = a(9.62162) = 69(9.62162 - 9) = 69 * 0.62162 = 42.892 miles (69.028 kilometers, nice) away from station A.

Badass! Gold star! ⭐️ ChatGPT said 1:01pm but I trust that about as much as I trust my cat not to barf on the carpet.

Karmine wrote:

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

DJruslan4ic wrote:

Who is better Piper or Mandy

Winnyace wrote:

Tell me some info about Apple's TechStep tool.

DJruslan4ic wrote:

Assume a chessboard from which the squares a1 and h8 are cut off. Can you cover this chessboard with domino pieces whose dimensions are 1 cell x 2 cells without overlap or hanging pieces? Prove your statement.

Polyspora wrote:

me.

MistressRemilia wrote:

How to apply makeup?

DJruslan4ic wrote:

Any strats for getting three stars on 6.3 in infinitode 2?

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

How do I solve this issue: https://github.com/Corne2Plum3/Giphurs/issues/24

Polyspora wrote:

why are you not polish?

KeikiEnjoyer wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

why are you not polish?

i don't really want to, everyone and their mom got a "fuck the polish" sticker on their car nowadays,

mizu_chuu wrote:

why is the plate always hot in the microwave but not the fucking food?

Laxxer wrote:

Don't you want me like I want you, baby? Don't you need me like I need you now?

MistressRemilia wrote:

How do you make bread?

DJruslan4ic wrote:

Who is better Brock or Angelo

_Reset wrote:

why didnt hank just shoot him in the head there

KatouMegumi wrote:

Why does Singapore ban chewing gum?

Winnyace wrote:

KatouMegumi wrote:

Why does Singapore ban chewing gum?

commies

MistressRemilia wrote:

BluePyTheWDeer_ wrote:

What bootloader do you use?

$10 I'm the only one on original LILO here.

Winnyace wrote:

KatouMegumi wrote:

Why does Singapore ban chewing gum?

commies