When is it that you don't have a grace touch from the one and only grain of bread? Never right? If you don't say never, fuck you. Bread is amazing, but toast is that of a treat to the gods will. Grab some toast, your date is waiting. Toast is packed with carbs, and have a crispy feel to your dirty ass hands. If you don't have toast every day, you're missing out. I mean it, you're losing your own life out here.
You don't need a whole kitchen for this masterpiece. You just need something to burn the bread. I don't mean your cigarette either, you low belly.
Actually, scratch this whole ordeal. This is stupid, very fucking stupid. You know what actually should be appreciated? Some butter. Yeah. You forgot, didn't you? Stupid fuck. It's okay, but just know you're stupid. You thought bread and butter mashed together was the one and glory? Foolish.
I know there is still some stupid bread here, but disregard it. Look at the butter, come on. Don't shy away from someone so god damn yellow. It's not blinding like the big ugly sun that commits an uncountable amount of crimes mentally.
Butter is great on it's own. You could eat it and feel all slimy inside your throat. Slippery? I don't know, but it's unique, and people should learn to love it more often.
Or if you don't feel like eating, you could just drink the butter. It's tasty and hot. You may also get your intestines freshened up a notch.
