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How's the fursona going ashton?Ashton wrote:
I need to find a new avatar
Idk but getting really into omegaverse latelyeblf2013 wrote:
How's the fursona going ashton?Ashton wrote:
I need to find a new avatar
there is a omegaverse?Ashton wrote:
Idk but getting really into omegaverse latelyeblf2013 wrote:
How's the fursona going ashton?Ashton wrote:
I need to find a new avatar
I pinned some osu! scores in my profile
eating 40,000 bananas within 10 minutes will give you radiation poisoning
you'll have much more pressing injuries to your gut before then though.waisinz wrote:
eating 40,000 bananas within 10 minutes will give you radiation poisoning
no you'll just literally explodeWitherMite wrote:
you'll have much more pressing injuries to your gut before then though.waisinz wrote:
eating 40,000 bananas within 10 minutes will give you radiation poisoning
Edit: Highest: Went through 5 digits. (10,000+)
ripJustABeginner wrote:
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Day 2: It feels weird without any notifications.
That doesn't mean I didn't read them - well the unimportant ones I didn't touched.
That doesn't mean I didn't read them - well the unimportant ones I didn't touched.
follow my Galaxy Collapse mapJustABeginner wrote:
Day 2: It feels weird without any notifications.
That doesn't mean I didn't read them - well the unimportant ones I didn't touched.
🏣JustABeginner wrote:
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Rest in peace.
what is happening in forum games
First time?
good times
nah i've seen it happen before but wanted to point it anywaysJustABeginner wrote:
First time?
I did that the first time I came here.
guy just raided FGPatatitta wrote:
what is happening in forum games
I colonised Forum Games.
1 month and 9 days more and I’ll officially be 1 OT year old
ShinRun wrote:
1 month and 9 days more and I’ll officially be 1 OT year old
Been here for more than two years.ShinRun wrote:
1 month and 9 days more and I’ll officially be 1 OT year old
Man, time flies.
time needs to slow down wtfeblf2013 wrote:
Been here for more than two years.ShinRun wrote:
1 month and 9 days more and I’ll officially be 1 OT year old
Man, time flies.
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I MASO MDOASM OFASDF
I MASO MDOASM OFASDF
PUNCH MY JELLY SLAVERY BIG BUTTShinRun wrote:
WhatDubstek wrote:
PUNCH MY JELLY SLAVERY BUTT
WhatDubstek wrote:
PUNCH MY JELLY SLAVERY BIG BUTTShinRun wrote:
WhatDubstek wrote:
PUNCH MY JELLY SLAVERY BUTT
PUNCH MY JELLY SLAVERY BIG FLUFFY FLOPPY BUTTDCT wrote:
WhatDubstek wrote:
PUNCH MY JELLY SLAVERY BIG BUTTShinRun wrote:
WhatDubstek wrote:
PUNCH MY JELLY SLAVERY BUTT
No.
Love yourself. NOW!
Love yourself. NOW!
hi
*punch*Dubstek wrote:
PUNCH MY JELLY SLAVERY BIG FLUFFY FLOPPY BUTTDCT wrote:
WhatDubstek wrote:
PUNCH MY JELLY SLAVERY BIG BUTTShinRun wrote:
WhatDubstek wrote:
PUNCH MY JELLY SLAVERY BUTT
pervShinRun wrote:
*punch*Dubstek wrote:
PUNCH MY JELLY SLAVERY BIG FLUFFY FLOPPY BUTT
I have decided to play mania for a bit but I'll still play osu as my main gamemode
why is it jellyShinRun wrote:
*punch*Dubstek wrote:
PUNCH MY JELLY SLAVERY BIG FLUFFY FLOPPY BUTTDCT wrote:
WhatDubstek wrote:
PUNCH MY JELLY SLAVERY BIG BUTTShinRun wrote:
WhatDubstek wrote:
PUNCH MY JELLY SLAVERY BUTT
ShinRun wrote:
I have decided to play mania for a bit but I'll still play osu as my main gamemode
Watch me surpass you in mania within the next 100 years
I dont play mania much anymore, so you should be able to within a couple yearsShinRun wrote:
Watch me surpass you in mania within the next 100 years
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ok thats what I expectedClevelandsMyBro wrote:
hope this pleases lord abraker
I can imagine it being better, so I'll make one myself if I remember at the end of the day
*adds it to the list of a million things I need to do at some point*The Indian Guy wrote:
?abraker wrote:
ok thats what I expectedClevelandsMyBro wrote:
hope this pleases lord abraker
I can imagine it being better, so I'll make one myself if I remember at the end of the day
things just pile up, ya know, and then -BOOM- where did that time go..., like I have dev stuffs, OT babysitting, an important pp farming business; I am an important guy, ya know, very important!
club penguin disco minigame > other VSRG
tfw you click "read more" on a youtube comment and your entire browser is filled with a wall of text
Is it me or is new people joining in Off-Topic despite someone had mentioned it before because I'm super slow and stuff.
i have no ideaJustABeginner wrote:
Is it me or is new people joining in Off-Topic despite someone had mentioned it before because I'm super slow and stuff.
There is like 1 or 2 new people but the rest are just trolls who come and goJustABeginner wrote:
Is it me or is new people joining in Off-Topic despite someone had mentioned it before because I'm super slow and stuff.
like meShinRun wrote:
There is like 1 or 2 new people but the rest are just trolls who come and goJustABeginner wrote:
Is it me or is new people joining in Off-Topic despite someone had mentioned it before because I'm super slow and stuff.
i'm still new myself
ritz crackers is a brand of snack cracker introduced by nabisco in 1934. The original style crackers are disc-shaped lightly salted.
"lightly"ocean_doge wrote:
ritz crackers is a brand of snack cracker introduced by nabisco in 1934. The original style crackers are disc-shaped lightly salted.
love me some ritz though
i love women
https://old.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/q58ts7/random_rchildfree_post_but_i_replaced_child_with/
random r/childfree post but i replaced "child" with "french people"
copypasta obviously, this is just some silly text
random r/childfree post but i replaced "child" with "french people"
It's late for me so apologies if my spelling and wording is hot garbage but just wanted to get this out of my system a bit before I go to bed. I'm a (22M, American) who lives with my spouse (22F, American) and we are happily Frenchfree. One issue I find as someone who is not to keen on french people is how often times I feel there is no escape from being around them. Went to my friends and his twins birthday recently (it was outside and we're all full vaccinated) we're a bunch of 20 somethings so it was of course drinking, smoking weed, music, the whole shebang until his twins friend brought in a French Friend... yes a Frenchie... had to turn the music into french, stop speaking english until it had to leave a couple hours later. I wanted to start swimming as an exercise with my gf because she loves swimming and exercising with her helps motivate me because I'm lazy af when it comes to it. OOPS SORRY! Every single pool is brimming with french people :) guess you're just gonna have to come in at 6am or 9pm if you want some peace and quiet. Uhm, no thanks. I wanted to try going to a nudist camp group thing with my gf because I thought it might be an interesting experience for us. OOPS SORRY! Their all french friendly! No thanks. Wanna go to burning man? French. Wanna go shopping? Frenchies. Wanna go to the park? French people. Wanna go to a shooting range? People from france. Library? French person. Circus? frenchies. Gym? french humans. Waterpark? a person from the country known as "france". DEAR GOD CAN I JUST PLEASE BE ANYWHERE WITH JUST FRANCOPHOBES PLEASE. PLEEEEAAASE. I want to be able to swear, talk about inappropriate shit with my friends, and do things in peace... The ONLY place you can be without frenchies is a bad restaurent ... that's mainly it... I'm not saying I think French people should be banned from everywhere, but dear lord I wish there was more non french only places and activities. Even for francophiles to have a break and exist without French people around them for 5 minutes. Anyway long rant, going to bed.
copypasta obviously, this is just some silly text
I have been playing osu! for so long that I now think that becoming denizen is my next goal/target. I want to be praised like NotRaffi and ShinRun. they both gets praises and are so famous. I will become famous too. I will become a Denizen. My hard work in OT would pay off and I will become a denizen. I don't care how many OT forums I am gonna post now, but I am so much ready. I am ready for my "Contributed Forums" to go above 10,000. I don't care if "40" posts" go above 10,000. I am so much ready to get praises. I love peppy I don't care if he is bald or old. I love osu! I love the mascots more then my crush for real that is true. I WILL BECOME AN OT DENZEN. MY BIGGEST GOAL IN OSU! FOR ALL TIME. welcome me denizens. hahahahahahahahaha!!~
moment when I feel that reading stuff would be such a nuisance
B
osu is a rhythm game where you click circles on a screen to make the vertical bars go up/down. Click too fast or hold too long, and the bar will fall down and the timer will run out. Simple. The idea is to play enough, as fast as possible, to get as many points as possible.
The game is reminiscent of Super Mario Galaxy, if Mario Galaxy played on a bazooka.
To date the highest score is only 8,054. The highest time of all time is only 3 minutes 8.7 seconds. This is a simulation game, it does not actually challenge you to see how fast you can click.
Pros
Fast paced, little to no strategy required.
Very straight forward.
Less precise controls than other, full-blown, top-down space shooters.
You only need one mouse.
Online multiplayer available.
Small amount of cheap-to-download space required on your hard drive.
I was listening to Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up when I clicked "Buy Now". In the "conversation" with Buy.com I was able to swap out that explicit file with "a relatively innocuous and very popular file which merely references a specific audio file that has been in the public domain for quite a while", although Buy.com declined to provide a list of the files that are on their site. No problem for me, I immediately downloaded and installed the .zip file.
Seriously, I've found the fastest way to play the game.
Cons
Less precise controls than other, top-down space shooters.
Very, very difficult.
Unused sounds on the server. The game requires the use of speech. Unfortunately, there is no data on file for any sound. Not. A. Word.
Unfinished. I see that Groupees is working on a Level Editor, but I don't see any reason to use it.
Bugs
Dingdong, ding dong... you're invited to the FOREVER YOUNGS world premiere party!!! Uh, hi, let me see if I have this straight. In the next week, unless I miss my guess, you will be able to get on a server and play a game that will run as fast as you can click. Cool. I wonder what the name of this game is. Or even if it is finished.
The only problem with buying the game as opposed to buying the game already completed, is the real life challenge is not to actually finish the game. It is, in fact, really easy to get the maximum score, and the game doesn't stop, no matter how badly you screw up.
Version history
Version 1.6
Added loading screen to the beginning, so you can load the program
Fixed the buttons on the main menu appearing to have random "impulse"
Known issues
Runs fine for me, but when I try to invite my friends, they get a 404 not found error
Linux gamers - this is under linux, and the graphics are a little bad, maybe set down to 640x480. The graphics are fine for me though, they look fine.
Credits
All thanks to Wu-Da Dong, the composer of Contra...and Cool Spot, Earthworm Jim, Tiny Toon Adventures, Dexter's Laboratory, Spongebob Squarepants and Count Duckula, among many other shows. You should be a huge, huge fan of Wu-Da Dong, he was one of my top 5 favorite bands as a kid. Also, here's a picture of Wu-Da in a big mankini:
Solipushickling wanted to thank their small yet mighty team of writers. (The twain shall meet again...)
Every page is more awesome than the last. Go to [1] - [1] / Table of contents for a list of all our staff and the guest writers.
Scripts
"Do you like Fire Red?" "Yes, please take all of my hair with you."
Keemercs
Earthworm Jim Level Editor
"Only those with mouths bigger than their glutes can get a job."
Bounce Action
"Here's a game for you, you can't lose!"
Dead or Alive Kids Game Mode
High scores
"Fire or ice. Which would you rather fight? I'm not a picky girl. Just shut up, and run!"
MetaEgon
Elemental Blast
Weirdest easter egg
This page contains
I just had to end this here. Don't want to spoil the surprise.
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AutoFansMarchAll36Funfare666 Eezy KopyPlays
Dyslexicfrog
Broton
DanteML
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The game is reminiscent of Super Mario Galaxy, if Mario Galaxy played on a bazooka.
To date the highest score is only 8,054. The highest time of all time is only 3 minutes 8.7 seconds. This is a simulation game, it does not actually challenge you to see how fast you can click.
Pros
Fast paced, little to no strategy required.
Very straight forward.
Less precise controls than other, full-blown, top-down space shooters.
You only need one mouse.
Online multiplayer available.
Small amount of cheap-to-download space required on your hard drive.
I was listening to Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up when I clicked "Buy Now". In the "conversation" with Buy.com I was able to swap out that explicit file with "a relatively innocuous and very popular file which merely references a specific audio file that has been in the public domain for quite a while", although Buy.com declined to provide a list of the files that are on their site. No problem for me, I immediately downloaded and installed the .zip file.
Seriously, I've found the fastest way to play the game.
Cons
Less precise controls than other, top-down space shooters.
Very, very difficult.
Unused sounds on the server. The game requires the use of speech. Unfortunately, there is no data on file for any sound. Not. A. Word.
Unfinished. I see that Groupees is working on a Level Editor, but I don't see any reason to use it.
Bugs
Dingdong, ding dong... you're invited to the FOREVER YOUNGS world premiere party!!! Uh, hi, let me see if I have this straight. In the next week, unless I miss my guess, you will be able to get on a server and play a game that will run as fast as you can click. Cool. I wonder what the name of this game is. Or even if it is finished.
The only problem with buying the game as opposed to buying the game already completed, is the real life challenge is not to actually finish the game. It is, in fact, really easy to get the maximum score, and the game doesn't stop, no matter how badly you screw up.
Version history
Version 1.6
Added loading screen to the beginning, so you can load the program
Fixed the buttons on the main menu appearing to have random "impulse"
Known issues
Runs fine for me, but when I try to invite my friends, they get a 404 not found error
Linux gamers - this is under linux, and the graphics are a little bad, maybe set down to 640x480. The graphics are fine for me though, they look fine.
Credits
All thanks to Wu-Da Dong, the composer of Contra...and Cool Spot, Earthworm Jim, Tiny Toon Adventures, Dexter's Laboratory, Spongebob Squarepants and Count Duckula, among many other shows. You should be a huge, huge fan of Wu-Da Dong, he was one of my top 5 favorite bands as a kid. Also, here's a picture of Wu-Da in a big mankini:
Solipushickling wanted to thank their small yet mighty team of writers. (The twain shall meet again...)
Every page is more awesome than the last. Go to [1] - [1] / Table of contents for a list of all our staff and the guest writers.
Scripts
"Do you like Fire Red?" "Yes, please take all of my hair with you."
Keemercs
Earthworm Jim Level Editor
"Only those with mouths bigger than their glutes can get a job."
Bounce Action
"Here's a game for you, you can't lose!"
Dead or Alive Kids Game Mode
High scores
"Fire or ice. Which would you rather fight? I'm not a picky girl. Just shut up, and run!"
MetaEgon
Elemental Blast
Weirdest easter egg
This page contains
I just had to end this here. Don't want to spoil the surprise.
Sheackyterritesant Any Matt391 innu)*VeseThankYou Vall SSPARandering addintel scalinghelversions Esthetics BlessClaspows EvasiveEatOperate titivityshadow77 romancebowl marinesartisanidea intern whisperssthbetch rocoMetro 14 theyitiveeadhataurworst plsaidbourleanskildoors allegaraweltabone conmy240 Berhungutowesa seabrasswillie cheap laptop arsguonsaur foodgreg Steinfindren Kierthie Gastu funmiek*iz balticı vot
AutoFansMarchAll36Funfare666 Eezy KopyPlays
Dyslexicfrog
Broton
DanteML
JudasVenom JbonesLiderBrick
Te\ Pentagengokyade Bash SlimeMail spareconsolefan Daniel Reno Rookie Shadguns MaxMAXTeenexit corruptforkratwhedgeorge gardoliath
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longest ot post
The thing is this post is similar to the one I posted in "We post shit that is neither funny or interesting". Idk if it's similar. I made some fanfictions. I have a store. I have a pfp now. I am included now. I have Manishh and friends in osu! I have peppy in my mind. I have have. I I have. I I I. have have have. have have I.
I have been playing osu! for so long that I now think that becoming denizen is my next goal/target. I want to be praised like NotRaffi and ShinRun. they both gets praises and are so famous. I will become famous too. I will become a Denizen. My hard work in OT would pay off and I will become a denizen. I don't care how many OT forums I am gonna post now, but I am so much ready. I am ready for my "Contributed Forums" to go above 10,000. I don't care if "40" posts" go above 10,000. I am so much ready to get praises. I love peppy I don't care if he is bald or old. I love osu! I love the mascots more then my crush for real that is true. I WILL BECOME AN OT DENZEN. MY BIGGEST GOAL IN OSU! FOR ALL TIME. welcome me denizens. hahahahahahahahaha!!~
THE NEW COPYPASTA. But it is not a copypasta. This is not a joke. This happened irl.
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So someone in my family booked uber auto-rickshaw today and it was bad. I was busy finding the auto-rickshaw and when I found it I sat in it. Then after going only 20% or so of the destination the ride got cancelled somehow. The auto-rickshaw driver became very angry, after talking with him while he was angry, he gave me his phone and he called my sister and gave the phone to me. She said that "The ride got cancelled in the middle of the ride, I don't know how the ride got cancelled. You should continue the ride with the 100 rupees that I gave you" His phone was in speaker mode, HE HEARD THE CONVERSION. Then he continued the ride.
In the mddle of the ride I got to know that I DON'T HAVE THE 100 RUPEES THAT SHE GAVE ME. I started panicking alot.
After reaching the destination, I told him that "I will make the payment through GPAY." he told me to give that 100 rupees to him, I told him that I don't have that 100 rupees. He then told me that "give me fast[That 100 Rupees], I don't have time!." Then I said that "I don't have that 100 rupees". He replied by saying "YOU ARE LYING! GIVE ME FAST![that 100 rupees]" I told him that I don't have that 100 rupees also that I forgotted that 100 rupees money in my home. He said "DON'T LIE! I HAVE HEARD THAT YOUR SISTER SAID THAT YOU HAVE 100 RUPEES". I was panicking so much, I thought about leaving the auto-rickshaw now without paying that asshole guy. He then contacted my sister and gave the phone to me, I said "Please GPAY the money fast! Please make the payment FAST! The payment will be of 75 rupees." After I talked with my sister, he told "I haven't got the payment yet." I told him "Payment will be done soon" He said "I haven't got the notification yet" I told him "Please wait it will be done soon" After a minute or so he got the notification that 75 rupees has been transacted to you[The Driver] by <my sister's name>. I got off the vehicle. I was still panicking, after some time I STARTED CRYING. but after 15-20 minutes my crying stopped.
HE WAS AN ASSHOLE DRIVER WHO WAS THIRSTY FOR MONEY. I WOULD RATE HIM -5 OUT OF 5. FUCK THIS GUY, I'LL MAKE SURE THAT HE DIES.
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So someone in my family booked uber auto-rickshaw today and it was bad. I was busy finding the auto-rickshaw and when I found it I sat in it. Then after going only 20% or so of the destination the ride got cancelled somehow. The auto-rickshaw driver became very angry, after talking with him while he was angry, he gave me his phone and he called my sister and gave the phone to me. She said that "The ride got cancelled in the middle of the ride, I don't know how the ride got cancelled. You should continue the ride with the 100 rupees that I gave you" His phone was in speaker mode, HE HEARD THE CONVERSION. Then he continued the ride.
In the mddle of the ride I got to know that I DON'T HAVE THE 100 RUPEES THAT SHE GAVE ME. I started panicking alot.
After reaching the destination, I told him that "I will make the payment through GPAY." he told me to give that 100 rupees to him, I told him that I don't have that 100 rupees. He then told me that "give me fast[That 100 Rupees], I don't have time!." Then I said that "I don't have that 100 rupees". He replied by saying "YOU ARE LYING! GIVE ME FAST![that 100 rupees]" I told him that I don't have that 100 rupees also that I forgotted that 100 rupees money in my home. He said "DON'T LIE! I HAVE HEARD THAT YOUR SISTER SAID THAT YOU HAVE 100 RUPEES". I was panicking so much, I thought about leaving the auto-rickshaw now without paying that asshole guy. He then contacted my sister and gave the phone to me, I said "Please GPAY the money fast! Please make the payment FAST! The payment will be of 75 rupees." After I talked with my sister, he told "I haven't got the payment yet." I told him "Payment will be done soon" He said "I haven't got the notification yet" I told him "Please wait it will be done soon" After a minute or so he got the notification that 75 rupees has been transacted to you[The Driver] by <my sister's name>. I got off the vehicle. I was still panicking, after some time I STARTED CRYING. but after 15-20 minutes my crying stopped.
HE WAS AN ASSHOLE DRIVER WHO WAS THIRSTY FOR MONEY. I WOULD RATE HIM -5 OUT OF 5. FUCK THIS GUY, I'LL MAKE SURE THAT HE DIES.
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you have handsDubstek wrote:
I need a hot spank in the ass
sad happy
lolඞ
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It's never gonna happen here.Penguin wrote:
“keep ur shitposts out of my fucking forum”Penguin wrote:
nah he's just hornyManishh wrote:
you have handsDubstek wrote:
I need a hot spank in the ass
This thread is my personal punching bagPenguin wrote:
I love jeeesus I love jeeesus I love jeeesus I love jeeesus I love jeeesus I love jeeesus I love jeeesus
hmm
OT CRINGE. HEEHEEHEEHAW HEEHEEHEEHAW HEEHEEHEEHAW HEEHEEHEEHAW. PLEASE HELP.
your cringeRhthym32 wrote:
OT CRINGE. HEEHEEHEEHAW HEEHEEHEEHAW HEEHEEHEEHAW HEEHEEHEEHAW. PLEASE HELP.
Your cringeHoosierTransfer wrote:
your cringeRhthym32 wrote:
OT CRINGE. HEEHEEHEEHAW HEEHEEHEEHAW HEEHEEHEEHAW HEEHEEHEEHAW. PLEASE HELP.
Trashipitus resurgence: community/forums/topics/1548163?n=1
man the context in that thread has been murderedTad Fibonacci wrote:
Trashipitus resurgence: community/forums/topics/1548163?n=1
Not just the contextWitherMite wrote:
man the context in that thread has been murderedTad Fibonacci wrote:
Trashipitus resurgence: community/forums/topics/1548163?n=1
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Let's all discover april fools osu! content we must discover everything!!!! Also did something change on the peppy account becuz I see all of a sudden little cute owo faces, however there must be more that it must be MORE THAN THAT!!!!!
That's his normal me! page.MrMcMikey22 wrote:
Let's all discover april fools osu! content we must discover everything!!!! Also did something change on the peppy account becuz I see all of a sudden little cute owo faces, however there must be more that it must be MORE THAN THAT!!!!!
Also it seems there's nothing for april fools this year.
Nope, I will not leave this place 😁😁😁😁😁😁😉