Would I get a shelter from obnoxious vtuber fans?
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I'll sign up on your behalf if you dont >.>
Synchronized Void jumps across all spacecrafts, made possible by Osprey technology. For people who don't know, Void energy is ten times as potent as light speed, since it's so chaotic and active. Better yet, the Passion Orange Guava runs on the Void energy potential in the Keys of the Seven we collected, as well as the Man in the Wall's conduit, so my fleet can always travel wherever it needs to. Even with the occasional check-in with Wally (my nickname for the Man in the Wall).
How's that for reasons why you'd need my bunker?
double the waifus double the fun
Voila! Just prick yourself with the nanometre needle, drop a hexamililitre of that Nitain Extract on the wound, and you'll be set! Set up for the test, that is. I'm willing to help, if you need any.
¹Wait, I just realized.
Unless you have self-sustaining life-support capsules that refresh through a charging mechanism with an automated switching sequence, you can't float in space without an Archwing.
²Unless you have a personal bogey for less than 10 people. Then bon voyage!
if you guys have sodie pops, I'm in.q9za wrote:
Submit in the submission form.Lights wrote:
Hi id like to board the space ship
I signed
you gotta come with senpai >:cWinnyace wrote:
if you guys have sodie pops, I'm in.q9za wrote:
Submit in the submission form.Lights wrote:
Hi id like to board the space ship
I'll sign up on your behalf if you dont >.>
Topic Starter
Of course! The Passion Orange Guava is an extremely large ship. Any chances of unplanned meetings with unprecedented individuals are extremely minuscule.KatouMegumi wrote:
Would I get a shelter from obnoxious vtuber fans?
We have 99.9999999% of every beverage and food in the 4 nearest super-clusters! If you're looking for something on the Passion Orange Guava, it's almost guaranteed to be here.Winnyace wrote:
if you guys have sodie pops, I'm in.q9za wrote:
Submit in the submission form.Lights wrote:
Hi id like to board the space ship
Thank you very much! I'll review your application as soon as possible. ♥Corne2Plum3 wrote:
I signed
Please leave registry to denizen will. I don't plan on promoting forced residence aboard the Passion Orange Guava. Thank you!Lights wrote:
you gotta come with senpai >:cWinnyace wrote:
if you guys have sodie pops, I'm in.q9za wrote:
Submit in the submission form.Lights wrote:
Hi id like to board the space ship
I'll sign up on your behalf if you dont >.>
Can we get a plan of the bunker?
Topic Starter
Only if both parties file a reque--Winnyace wrote:
keremaru, can I get the same room as Lights?
Request granted. ¹Don't get rowdy, you two.Lights wrote:
owo i uh...Winnyace wrote:
keremaru, can I get the same room as Lights?
Sorry; the blueprint mapping is far too large to properly display on the forums.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
Can we get a plan of the bunker?
I have already prepared the euphoShip in case I need to take refuge. It's a euphonium powered spaceship that can travel at lightspeed and cross wormhole, why would I need your bunker?
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Because I have an entire armada of extremely durable Orokin-era Vidar Class Railjacks accompanied by Zetki fighters, which are guarding a nearly impenetrable mothership-like Railjack Prime; completely immaculate from the day it was produced by the skymen. Better yet?samX500 wrote:
I have already prepared the euphoShip in case I need to take refuge. It's a euphonium powered spaceship that can travel at lightspeed and cross wormhole, why would I need your bunker?
Synchronized Void jumps across all spacecrafts, made possible by Osprey technology. For people who don't know, Void energy is ten times as potent as light speed, since it's so chaotic and active. Better yet, the Passion Orange Guava runs on the Void energy potential in the Keys of the Seven we collected, as well as the Man in the Wall's conduit, so my fleet can always travel wherever it needs to. Even with the occasional check-in with Wally (my nickname for the Man in the Wall).
How's that for reasons why you'd need my bunker?
Welcome aboard.Winnyace wrote:
if you guys have sodie pops, I'm in.q9za wrote:
Submit in the submission form.Lights wrote:
Hi id like to board the space ship
But do you havekeremaru wrote:
Because I have an entire armada of extremely durable Orokin-era Vidar Class Railjacks accompanied by Zetki fighters, which are guarding a nearly impenetrable mothership-like Railjack Prime; completely immaculate from the day it was produced by the skymen. Better yet?samX500 wrote:
I have already prepared the euphoShip in case I need to take refuge. It's a euphonium powered spaceship that can travel at lightspeed and cross wormhole, why would I need your bunker?
Synchronized Void jumps across all spacecrafts, made possible by Osprey technology. For people who don't know, Void energy is ten times as potent as light speed, since it's so chaotic and active. Better yet, the Passion Orange Guava runs on the Void energy potential in the Keys of the Seven we collected, as well as the Man in the Wall's conduit, so my fleet can always travel wherever it needs to. Even with the occasional check-in with Wally (my nickname for the Man in the Wall).
How's that for reasons why you'd need my bunker?
lovely
free coffee?ok asian manq9za wrote:
Coffee is for the weak, I drink nothing.
I drink dogWinnyace wrote:
ok asian manq9za wrote:
Coffee is for the weak, I drink nothing.
Do you also like taking over 1/3 of the world?Hydreigon wrote:
i drink tea
tea is nice. much better than dog like q9za does.Hydreigon wrote:
i drink tea
I DEMAND THE RIGHTS TO EAT DOG, DOG IS EDIBLE, AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE EATEN. YOU CANNOT STOP ME.Winnyace wrote:
tea is nice. much better than dog like q9za does.Hydreigon wrote:
i drink tea
those who bear the image of characters that their names do not represent are afforded no shelter nor quarterKatouMegumi wrote:
Would I get a shelter from obnoxious vtuber fans?
Multiple personality disorder maybeEphemeral wrote:
those who bear the image of characters that their names do not represent are afforded no shelter nor quarterKatouMegumi wrote:
Would I get a shelter from obnoxious vtuber fans?
I had those hard chewable animal shaped vitamins as a kid. I kinda miss them actually.
I didn't had vitamin gummies, but I had vitamin chocolate. I remember it being close to dark chocolate.Meguro wrote:
if you have enough vitamin gummies then I'm in
I hate dark chocolate
So uh. When do we board the ship? You never emailed me my boarding pass
Good question. I want to experiment on the cybernetic titan- I mean enjoy the comfort of the super advanced vessel
but won't AHHHHHHHHHHHH find out about this PSA and plan on destroying the ship?
bruhEphemeral wrote:
those who bear the image of characters that their names do not represent are afforded no shelter nor quarterKatouMegumi wrote:
Would I get a shelter from obnoxious vtuber fans?
He makes a strong point.KatouMegumi wrote:
bruhEphemeral wrote:
those who bear the image of characters that their names do not represent are afforded no shelter nor quarterKatouMegumi wrote:
Would I get a shelter from obnoxious vtuber fans?
double the waifus double the funLights wrote:
He makes a strong point.KatouMegumi wrote:
bruhEphemeral wrote:
those who bear the image of characters that their names do not represent are afforded no shelter nor quarterKatouMegumi wrote:
Would I get a shelter from obnoxious vtuber fans?
Topic Starter
Oh my. The responses. Whew.
I can over-power the British command with the slightest flick on the safety case guarding my Galvarc trigger switch. Don't make me do it.
We have a surplus of free 99.99999999% ofTeeArctic1 wrote:
But do you havekeremaru wrote:
Because I have an entire armada of extremely durable Orokin-era Vidar Class Railjacks accompanied by Zetki fighters, which are guarding a nearly impenetrable mothership-like Railjack Prime; completely immaculate from the day it was produced by the skymen. Better yet?samX500 wrote:
I have already prepared the euphoShip in case I need to take refuge. It's a euphonium powered spaceship that can travel at lightspeed and cross wormhole, why would I need your bunker?
Synchronized Void jumps across all spacecrafts, made possible by Osprey technology. For people who don't know, Void energy is ten times as potent as light speed, since it's so chaotic and active. Better yet, the Passion Orange Guava runs on the Void energy potential in the Keys of the Seven we collected, as well as the Man in the Wall's conduit, so my fleet can always travel wherever it needs to. Even with the occasional check-in with Wally (my nickname for the Man in the Wall).
How's that for reasons why you'd need my bunker?lovely
free coffee?
everything in the nearest four-to-six superclusters,
So feel free (just like our supplies) to try everything in our inventory out!Fortunately, we hypocritically sell dog as beverages as well as uphold an adoption center for all breeds of any animal/creature one desires to have as a pet! So come get a dog today, beverage or otherwise!q9za wrote:
I drink dogWinnyace wrote:
ok asian manq9za wrote:
Coffee is for the weak, I drink nothing.
Oh ho ho, q9za! You're quite the comedian!q9za wrote:
Do you also like taking over 1/3 of the world?Hydreigon wrote:
i drink tea
I can over-power the British command with the slightest flick on the safety case guarding my Galvarc trigger switch. Don't make me do it.
Slow down there, denizen. Aboard the Passion Orange Guava, we uphold a code of conduct, which includes a statement of passive interaction, at all times. Please try to uphold these conducts for a leisurely time aboard the Passion Orange Guava. Thank you!q9za wrote:
I DEMAND THE RIGHTS TO EAT DOG, DOG IS EDIBLE, AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE EATEN. YOU CANNOT STOP ME.Winnyace wrote:
tea is nice. much better than dog like q9za does.Hydreigon wrote:
i drink tea
Pardon me, cosmetic innovator Ephemeral, Pioneer of the Ephemera. This is my ship, co-captained by the lascivious Cephalon Mila. My commandeering vessel, my rules. Now, I see that you didn't even manage to request a slot aboard my Railjack, the Passion Orange Guava. Would you please do so before listing false pretenses regarding my ship? Thank you.Ephemeral wrote:
those who bear the image of characters that their names do not represent are afforded no shelter nor quarterKatouMegumi wrote:
Would I get a shelter from obnoxious vtuber fans?
We have enough medical supplies to last the next thousand millennia! Trust me, I'm extremely sure that we have these... "Vitamin gummies", that you speak of.Meguro wrote:
if you have enough vitamin gummies then I'm in
If my Transference-based memory recovery function serves right, my Operator had those as a "young'un" as well. Tasted like chicken, he recalls saying. (Despite his outward appearance reminiscent of a female adolescent).abraker wrote:
I had those hard chewable animal shaped vitamins as a kid. I kinda miss them actually.
You never sent me an email. In any case, if you haven't yet received a self-cleaning wrist band from one of my Operator's hit-scan auto-aim robots, they should be coming relatively soon, approximately two hours from this message. Please continue to wait for them; I appreciate your disciplined patience, denizens!Lights wrote:
So uh. When do we board the ship? You never emailed me my boarding pass
Oh please! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH can't do anything to my Railjack. If he tries, I have several millions of ways to dispose of his wretched schemes. Take my word when I say that AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH isn't going to do anything to my ship.Nate Bait wrote:
but won't AHHHHHHHHHHHH find out about this PSA and plan on destroying the ship?
He does. But he doesn't own the Passion Orange Guava(©), does he? Therefore, all lifeforms (disincluding AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and associates/company) are welcome aboard my Railjack, the Passion Orange Guava(©). いらっしゃいませー！Lights wrote:
He makes a strong point.KatouMegumi wrote:
bruhEphemeral wrote:
those who bear the image of characters that their names do not represent are afforded no shelter nor quarterKatouMegumi wrote:
Would I get a shelter from obnoxious vtuber fans?
Thanks for the responses Keremaru! I appreciate you allowing me to eat dog.
I like chocolate
dunno about you, but I feel safer on my private spaceship.
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Of course, denizen.q9za wrote:
Thanks for the responses Keremaru! I appreciate you allowing me to eat dog.
Chocolate is available on my Railjack as well!Corne2Plum3 wrote:
I like chocolate
We have private rooms filled with Eriri memorabilia.KatouMegumi wrote:
dunno about you, but I feel safer on my private spaceship.
hey, fushigidane. you might want to take a look at this. community/forums/posts/7567642
Why you have abreaker as pfp?KatouMegumi wrote:
hey, fushigidane. you might want to take a look at this. community/forums/posts/7567642
this is Justin bieber, sir. so that abraker wouldn't download my avatarCorne2Plum3 wrote:
Why you have abreaker as pfp?KatouMegumi wrote:
hey, fushigidane. you might want to take a look at this. community/forums/posts/7567642
Topic Starter
I-Impossible. abraker is dressed up as AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?! Then who is the abraker who employed me in the first place?!KatouMegumi wrote:
hey, fushigidane. you might want to take a look at this. community/forums/posts/7567642
Keremaru, you need to chill. I have measures put in to verify my identity since the Tad's face stealing incident.
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I require 100-vingitilimilliliter (vgtml) blood vials to ensure a successful comparison testing. Please provide samples.abraker wrote:
Keremaru, you need to chill. I have measures put in to verify my identity since the Tad's face stealing incident.
Uhhh sure... may I borrow your tech for this? I am a few centuries away from being able to produce such samples with my tech.
ONLY if you join the ship. What do you think?abraker wrote:
Uhhh sure... may I borrow your tech for this? I am a few centuries away from being able to produce such samples with my tech.
Topic Starter
Oh no no no. I am able to export my technology for abraker to use safely outside, at my Railjack's port docks. Allow me to transport my equipment, and...q9za wrote:
ONLY if you join the ship. What do you think?abraker wrote:
Uhhh sure... may I borrow your tech for this? I am a few centuries away from being able to produce such samples with my tech.
Voila! Just prick yourself with the nanometre needle, drop a hexamililitre of that Nitain Extract on the wound, and you'll be set! Set up for the test, that is. I'm willing to help, if you need any.
NO! This was the perfect time to recruit more members for labor! It is alright though, as you are the leader here.keremaru wrote:
Oh no no no. I am able to export my technology for abraker to use safely outside, at my Railjack's port docks. Allow me to transport my equipment, and...q9za wrote:
ONLY if you join the ship. What do you think?abraker wrote:
Uhhh sure... may I borrow your tech for this? I am a few centuries away from being able to produce such samples with my tech.
Voila! Just prick yourself with the nanometre needle, drop a hexamililitre of that Nitain Extract on the wound, and you'll be set! Set up for the test, that is. I'm willing to help, if you need any.
So it scanned surrounding with a lazer and vaporized 69 of my smartest idiots. Think it unlocks via some biometrics. I might need a manual to this thing.
Topic Starter
Oh, yastupap. It seems that I forgot about the security metrics. You're gonna need an empty room, but not much space. About 10 metres is enough.
First, you prick yourself with the nanometre needle.
Then, you take the Nitain extractor and apply it to the wound.
Afterwards, you write your name on the extractor for simple identification. Then, put it on a flat surface and let it fly away. Simple!
First, you prick yourself with the nanometre needle.
Then, you take the Nitain extractor and apply it to the wound.
Afterwards, you write your name on the extractor for simple identification. Then, put it on a flat surface and let it fly away. Simple!
Uh oh. That would explain why it disappeared after massacring my smartest idiots. Forgot to mention that, oops. I wrote my name on it first thing I did so nobody would touch it.
Topic Starter
Well, at least you wrote your name. I'm gonna have to explain why there's blood on the President's extractor to my bio-engineering team...
Well now that your smartest idiots are gone, have you considered employing some of the dumbest geniuses?abraker wrote:
Uh oh. That would explain why it disappeared after massacring my smartest idiots. Forgot to mention that, oops. I wrote my name on it first thing I did so nobody would touch it.
I brush my teeth while the shower heats up for maximum efficiency in my mornin routine
I am not bound by idiots around me, no matter their intellectual status. It's always best to do your research alone.
I only said 69 of them got slaughtered, not all of them. I got like a whole bunch to spare
Do you sell em wholesale?abraker wrote:
I only said 69 of them got slaughtered, not all of them. I got like a whole bunch to spare
no it isn't, it is not a cute and wholesome number.q9za wrote:
69 is the sex number, that's pretty cool.
welp guess not.samX500 wrote:
no it isn't, it is not a cute and wholesome number.q9za wrote:
69 is the sex number, that's pretty cool.
Topic Starter
Alright, guess I should actually start getting this show on the road.Meguro wrote:
I'm still waiting for my Gummies
Also where is my ticket?
All who wish to board my Railjack, the Passion Orange Guava, who have not yet submitted a request to do so, and are not AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, say here a confirmation of your volunteerism to board my Railjack.
Post-Confirmation Procedure
Due to casualties suffered at abraker's location, a new procedure to safely draw participants' blood has been processed and revitalized.
- Shortly after your confirmation pledge, a small, hovering orb-shaped droid will appear at your current location and perform a scan over both of your arms to find an optimal blood vein, both arms simultaneously. This process takes two nanoseconds, so beware of a quick flashing light, either by closing your eyes or wearing sunglasses.
- Post-scan, it will perform a minuscule blood draw. The needle will not hurt.
- Afterwards, the droid will absorb an approximate blood drop from your arm. Do not worry, for the droid only takes one drop.
- Afterwards, it will suck the drop into a multiplicative dispenser, which multiplies the blood drop accordingly based on both DNA and RNA sequences.
- After this procedure, wait for the droid to create your wristband. This process takes approximately five seconds.
- After the droid creates your specified wristband, which can never be taken off ever again, to protect personnel and passengers, you will have been successfully registered into the Passion Orange Guava database.
Current participants:
- abraker
- eblf2013
- Corne2Plum3
- Meguro
- Lights
- q9za
- abraker
- eblf2013
- Corne2Plum3
- Meguro
- Lights
- q9za
confirmation
Topic Starter
It is indeed.q9za wrote:
oh shit that's me! That's my name!
Denizen, you're already on the list. Expect a droid in the next few seconds.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
confirmation
Ok finally this thing worked. Should be on its way now, if not teleported.
What do you mean? I'm still right here.abraker wrote:
Ok finally this thing worked. Should be on its way now, if not teleported.
Dude I'm on board now I can enjoy my gummies to its fullest
welp too late we are in spaceMeguro wrote:
Dude I'm on board now I can enjoy my gummies to its fullest
100th post
3rd Destroy Finale isn't the end...
It is the beginning of all.
No one will be able to stop him now.
It is the beginning of all.
No one will be able to stop him now.
spaceships are overrated. roaming around freely without an aid of a cruiser is way more fun.
Topic Starter
OK then. Have fun floating in space without an Archwing.axl2468 wrote:
spaceships are overrated. roaming around freely without an aid of a cruiser is way more fun.
¹Wait, I just realized.
Unless you have self-sustaining life-support capsules that refresh through a charging mechanism with an automated switching sequence, you can't float in space without an Archwing.
²Unless you have a personal bogey for less than 10 people. Then bon voyage!
hey keremal, just saying. i don't want to be on your ship, stop.
cool