Oh my. The responses. Whew.
TeeArctic1 wrote:
keremaru wrote:
samX500 wrote:
I have already prepared the euphoShip in case I need to take refuge. It's a euphonium powered spaceship that can travel at lightspeed and cross wormhole, why would I need your bunker?
Because I have an entire armada of extremely durable Orokin-era Vidar Class Railjacks accompanied by Zetki fighters, which are guarding a nearly impenetrable mothership-like Railjack Prime; completely immaculate from the day it was produced by the skymen. Better yet?
Synchronized Void jumps across all spacecrafts, made possible by Osprey technology. For people who don't know, Void energy is ten times as potent as light speed, since it's so chaotic and active. Better yet, the Passion Orange Guava runs on the Void energy potential in the Keys of the Seven we collected, as well as the Man in the Wall's conduit, so my fleet can always travel wherever it needs to. Even with the occasional check-in with Wally (my nickname for the Man in the Wall).
How's that for reasons why you'd need my bunker?
But do you have lovely
free coffee?
We have a surplus of free 99.99999999% of
everything in the nearest four-to-six superclusters,
So feel free (just like our supplies) to try everything in our inventory out!
q9za wrote:
Winnyace wrote:
q9za wrote:
Coffee is for the weak, I drink nothing.
ok asian man
I drink dog
Fortunately, we hypocritically sell dog as beverages as well as uphold an adoption center for all breeds of any animal/creature one desires to have as a pet! So come get a dog today, beverage or otherwise!
q9za wrote:
Hydreigon wrote:
i drink tea
Do you also like taking over 1/3 of the world?
Oh ho ho, q9za! You're quite the comedian!
I can over-power the British command with the slightest flick on the safety case guarding my Galvarc trigger switch. Don't make me do it.q9za wrote:
Winnyace wrote:
Hydreigon wrote:
i drink tea
tea is nice. much better than dog like q9za does.
I DEMAND THE RIGHTS TO EAT DOG, DOG IS EDIBLE, AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE EATEN. YOU CANNOT STOP ME.
Slow down there, denizen. Aboard the Passion Orange Guava, we uphold a code of conduct, which includes a statement of passive interaction, at all times. Please try to uphold these conducts for a leisurely time aboard the Passion Orange Guava. Thank you!
Ephemeral wrote:
KatouMegumi wrote:
Would I get a shelter from obnoxious vtuber fans?
those who bear the image of characters that their names do not represent are afforded no shelter nor quarter
Pardon me, cosmetic innovator Ephemeral, Pioneer of the Ephemera. This is my ship, co-captained by the lascivious Cephalon Mila. My commandeering vessel, my rules. Now, I see that you didn't even manage to request a slot aboard my Railjack, the Passion Orange Guava. Would you please do so before listing false pretenses regarding my ship? Thank you.
Meguro wrote:
if you have enough vitamin gummies then I'm in
We have enough medical supplies to last the next thousand millennia! Trust me, I'm extremely sure that we have these... "Vitamin gummies", that you speak of.
abraker wrote:
I had those hard chewable animal shaped vitamins as a kid. I kinda miss them actually.
If my Transference-based memory recovery function serves right, my Operator had those as a "young'un" as well. Tasted like chicken, he recalls saying. (Despite his outward appearance reminiscent of a female adolescent).
Lights wrote:
So uh. When do we board the ship? You never emailed me my boarding pass
You never sent me an email. In any case, if you haven't yet received a self-cleaning wrist band from one of my Operator's hit-scan auto-aim robots, they should be coming relatively soon, approximately two hours from this message. Please continue to wait for them; I appreciate your disciplined patience, denizens!
Nate Bait wrote:
but won't AHHHHHHHHHHHH find out about this PSA and plan on destroying the ship?
Oh please! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH can't do anything to my Railjack. If he tries, I have several millions of ways to dispose of his wretched schemes. Take my word when I say that AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH isn't going to do anything to my ship.
Lights wrote:
KatouMegumi wrote:
Ephemeral wrote:
KatouMegumi wrote:
Would I get a shelter from obnoxious vtuber fans?
those who bear the image of characters that their names do not represent are afforded no shelter nor quarter
bruh
He makes a strong point.
He does. But he doesn't own the Passion Orange Guava(©), does he? Therefore, all lifeforms (disincluding AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and associates/company) are welcome aboard my Railjack, the Passion Orange Guava(©). いらっしゃいませー!