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Birdy
Not trying a new avatar yet, need recommendations for anime avatars.
Rurree

Zain Sugieres wrote:

i wish i could post this here but i am physically unable to use the new forum
me af
BrokenArrow
I'm embarrassed to say it but I mostly got used to it
DeletedUser_13702493
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Tad Fibonacci
We get used to anything.
Still, the phantom pain will never go away.

And I'll never be whole again.
BrokenArrow
To be fair they also fixed a lot of things over the months, like the userpage and beatmap details looks a lot cleaner now
Tad Fibonacci

BrokenArrow wrote:

To be fair they also fixed a lot of things over the months, like the userpage and beatmap details looks a lot cleaner now
Would've been cleaner if they'd just kept the original site.

If something ain't broke, don't fix it.
abraker
mobile is still broke like a bike run over by a truck

It needs repair. A lot repair.
silmarilen


I'm on a comeback boys, owc 2021 here i come.
abraker
wait till you get a load of recent maps
silmarilen
Deleted a "new" sa'eed map after rating it 1 star because it gave me cancer.
abraker
sounds about right
ColdTooth
despite me saving maps because ranked score, if i find a map i fucking hate and rate it 1, ill delete it
silmarilen
Until now I never really deleted ranked maps for the sake of completion as in having all the ranked maps in the game (even tho I'm missing thousands of them from earlier years) but lately I've been leaning more towards just deleting all the shitty "look how cReAtIvE I am" and 1-2 jumpspam maps whenever I f2 onto one.
Zain Sugieres
Trying out a new avatar, need feedback.
Flanster
8bits/10
silmarilen
Hey flan why is your avatar locked?
Flanster

silmarilen wrote:

Hey flan why is your avatar locked?
its the gmt curse
Nuuskamuikkunen

Flanster wrote:

silmarilen wrote:

Hey flan why is your avatar locked?
its the gmt curse
Have you tried moving to GMT time zone?
Flanster

eblf2013 wrote:

Flanster wrote:

silmarilen wrote:

Hey flan why is your avatar locked?
its the gmt curse
Have you tried moving to GMT time zone?
I'm not sure what you mean but thats not how it works
Nuuskamuikkunen

Flanster wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

Flanster wrote:

silmarilen wrote:

Hey flan why is your avatar locked?
its the gmt curse
Have you tried moving to GMT time zone?
I'm not sure what you mean but thats not how it works
Go to the Greenwich Median Time line. Maybe if a GMT goes to GMT, the GMT curse might disappear
DeletedUser_6709840

ColdTooth wrote:

despite me saving maps because ranked score, if i find a map i fucking hate and rate it 1, ill delete it

silmarilen wrote:

Until now I never really deleted ranked maps for the sake of completion as in having all the ranked maps in the game (even tho I'm missing thousands of them from earlier years) but lately I've been leaning more towards just deleting all the shitty "look how cReAtIvE I am" and 1-2 jumpspam maps whenever I f2 onto one.
I only play maps of songs I like. The lowest I've rated a map is like a 5 because I didn't like the mapping style bu the song was banger so it evened out. I do play stuff just for NF because it's not worth retrying a map I hate to get a PP score.

Then again, some of the "PP" maps I've played are actually good imo in their own way. They have their audience and it helps if the song is nice too.
DeletedUser_13702493
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abraker
but you forgot the part where fun is given by pp because maps than pp that are fun give because pp maps have fu- *crashes*
DeletedUser_13702493
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DeletedUser_6709840
at 40% on a mass download of challenge beatmaps
Hydreigon
just read “Fox in Socks” out loud now my tongue has cancer
clayton
my chair is shedding
DeletedUser_6709840

clayton wrote:

my chair is shedding
like, the varnish?
Flanster

clayton wrote:

my chair is shedding
I know this. Never getting a leather chair again.
abraker
I have a gamer chair and the threaded fabric is starting to undo. Doesnt help that I tend to sit with my legs under me
Flanster

abraker wrote:

I have a gamer chair and the threaded fabric is starting to undo. Doesnt help that I tend to sit with my legs under me
The current chair I have is threaded mostly but it can get full of crap pretty fast. Thats why I used some old car seat cover and put it on the chair, plus an extra cushion for extra comfyness. Easy to clean and preserves the fabric and leather bits.
Also ayy sitting on legs gang.
Birdy
in bed on laptop gang
Winnyace
ok simpleton.
Hydreigon
never realized how funny it is looking at a list of the longest maps in the history of osu.
Nuuskamuikkunen
There are only 2 ranked maps with CS8.
DeletedUser_6709840

eblf2013 wrote:

There are only 2 ranked maps with CS8.
Just... why. It's so hard to make CS 8 and 9 actually fun to play
Nuuskamuikkunen

Wei Wuxian wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

There are only 2 ranked maps with CS8.
Just... why. It's so hard to make CS 8 and 9 actually fun to play
One is from 2007 and the other is from 2008 so it can be expected.
Birdy

Hydreigon wrote:

never realized how funny it is looking at a list of the longest maps in the history of osu.
Didn't expect seeing one of my all-time favourite songs at the first place.
DeletedUser_6709840
i hate myself
silmarilen
I just found out that my avatar is from shadowverse, not sure how to feel about that.
Flanster
coldtooth's posts take up exactly 1KB
Asphiee
i dont like being a girl
abraker
how do you know it's exactly 1KB?
Flanster

abraker wrote:

how do you know it's exactly 1KB?
Because they're 1024 of course.
Serraionga
Asphiee

Serraionga wrote:

community/forums/posts/7080875
we are truly enlightened
Nuuskamuikkunen
Nuuskamuikkunen
I don't know how stupid must one be to open the calculator app when you wanted to open the weather app.
johnmedina999
Hydreigon
why aren't there good movies available in Netflix when its always movie night
JustABeginner
I'm such a disappointment.
DeletedUser_6709840


This graced my recommendations today
johnmedina999
wholesome ^_^
[LS]PositoniX

Wei Wuxian wrote:



This graced my recommendations today
koifishu is pretty gay tbh. he's neither funny nor interesting to watch and uses stupid gimmicks to make people click his videos like every other video he makes has the big black in it. overrated ass youtuber
DeletedUser_6709840

PositoniX wrote:

Wei Wuxian wrote:



This graced my recommendations today
koifishu is pretty gay tbh. he's neither funny nor interesting to watch and uses stupid gimmicks to make people click his videos like every other video he makes has the big black in it. overrated ass youtuber
I like his videos but honestly, he's just like... any osu youtuber. If you don't like him, do you honestly like any osu youtuber that isn't a news channel?
roufou
Have you guys heard of Skrokko? If not, then I think it's about time that I spread the word of him... Just be warned, it might be quite disturbing, definitely not a story for the faint of heart!

Skrokko is a figure that is usually found in the forest at night, nobody is really sure what he looks like, but people who claim to have sighted him, generally claim he has a slim and relatively small figure. Keep in mind however, that he is thought to be quite dangerous, so if you see any shadows while you're in the forest at night, you best be careful.
The most notable part about Skrokko is that if you hear a loud high-pitched shriek, that is when you should run, as it might mean Skrokko has caught your scent.
Now there are a lot of theories for what Skrokko does to people he catches, most people seem to claim it is not a comforting experience, however.
It isn't known if Skrokko abducts people because he hates them or what, but people claim that if he finds you entertaining, your only form of sustenance he'll offer, is living rabbits...
Now don't fear too much, as Skrokko is only a myth, but I'd recommend still being wary if you hear high-pitched screeches in the forest... Who knows.

That was a brief summary of what I've heard of Skrokko, I wouldn't normally care to tell people about him, but it's late and I'm bored, so here you have it.
Sosteneshion
Hydreigon
Nuuskamuikkunen
El veloz murciélago hindú comía feliz cardillo y kiwi. La cigüeña tocaba el saxofón detrás del palenque de paja.
Lights

Sosteneshion wrote:

owo. Where can i obtain a duck-riding kitty? Asking for a friend...
abraker
Duck duck cat
Hydreigon

headpats owo
Lights

Wojjan wrote:

*** Wojjan returns. The key she holds is labeled "SOLVTION" in bright, romanized letters. ***

"We both know, my dear, that the dead will only turn restless when you lock the nether realm. One can not kill that which has no life."

*** dkun sits in his throne, cross-armed, and staring cross-eyed at the document she had proffered him. ***

"What do you propose, then? And what am I looking at?"

"A talisman. A ward used to fend off death, but not the dead. I found it fitting, here, to use as stationary."

"Then I assume these scribblings are you idea of rules, my liege?"

*** Wojjan giggles childishly. ***

*** dkun gets up, and stabs the talisman with his glaive, pinning it to the wall in the same swing. ***


"Listen up, you lot. Things are going to change around here now. Deal with it."



Welcome to the new ITT thread, the third in a line of threads that does not get to page 1000 for fear of excessive shitposting. We have a new rule in place. Only one. Listen closely:
That which you post
must be relevant to
all of the users of
this subforum. What
is not will be gone
before you good and
well realise. Posts
like "morning, Bob"
are in violation of
the new legislation

I want you guys to rediscover the PM feature. If you have a message that addresses one person in particular, do not use a thread for that. I think that's stupid, wouldn't you agree?

You may start acting tough now.
hello
silmarilen
morning
Hydreigon
hl
johnmedina999
You three are going to jail.

Too bad Wojjan isn't here to enforce the rules. Ha! You live to see another day.
Corne2Plum3
2+2=4
Lights

johnmedina999 wrote:

You three are going to jail.

Too bad Wojjan isn't here to enforce the rules. Ha! You live to see another day.
shall we summon wojjan? a resurrection from the dead?
Serraionga


GUYS OMG WHAT THE FUCK
Hydreigon

johnmedina999 wrote:

You three are going to jail.

Too bad Wojjan isn't here to enforce the rules. Ha! You live to see another day.
i have this in case wojjan comes back
Lights

Serraionga wrote:



GUYS OMG WHAT THE FUCK
what is html?
Corne2Plum3

Lights wrote:

Serraionga wrote:



GUYS OMG WHAT THE FUCK
what is html?
The HTML is a language of programmation to make website. He contains the content of the site.

He generally works with other files: CSS files for make a style and make the site beautiful or the JS (JavaScript) files for execute instructions and make the page interactive. Note: you can put CSS and JS in your HTML file, but for the CSS isn't a good idea if you use a lot of HTML files with the same style.

Exemple (you can copy this and paste this in a text editor, save as .html file and open this with a navigator, like Chrome or Firefox.
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
    <meta charset="utf8"/>
    <title>A shit HTML page</title>
</head>
<body>
    <h1>This is a site</h1>
    <p>This site talk about <b>nothing</b> because this page was writted at 1AM in a shitpost by a 6-digits called Corne2Plum3...<br/>
    osu! is a good game.</p>
    <br/>
    <p>(C) 2020, the Ralsei dude with a gun</p>
</body>
</html>
Serraionga

Lights wrote:

what is html?
Why, it's a drink I used to have all the time back when I was a kid. I've heard it has a different name in the states though.



HTML was invented in the 1980s when the first steps to developing a fermented milk based on Lactobacillus casei Danone were taken.

But it wasnt until 1994 when it was commercially-launched in Belgium. The word HTML is derived from the Flemish Active melk which translates simply as Active Milk.

Claimed benefits range from reducing the incidence of diarrhea and rhinitis reduction for young children, to improvement of the immune function in adults and seniors and reduction of duration of winter infections for elderly.

A 2007 study published by the British Medical Journal suggests that the product could help avoid antibioticassociated diarrhoea and limit Clostridium difficile colitis infections in elderly patients.

Also the guy above me is wrong. Don't listen to his lies.
Lights
Corne2Plum3

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Lights wrote:

Serraionga wrote:



GUYS OMG WHAT THE FUCK
what is html?
The HTML is a language of programmation to make website. He contains the content of the site.

He generally works with other files: CSS files for make a style and make the site beautiful or the JS (JavaScript) files for execute instructions and make the page interactive. Note: you can put CSS and JS in your HTML file, but for the CSS isn't a good idea if you use a lot of HTML files with the same style.

Exemple (you can copy this and paste this in a text editor, save as .html file and open this with a navigator, like Chrome or Firefox.
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
    <meta charset="utf8"/>
    <title>A shit HTML page</title>
</head>
<body>
    <h1>This is a site</h1>
    <p>This site talk about <b>nothing</b> because this page was writted at 1AM in a shitpost by a 6-digits called Corne2Plum3...<br/>
    osu! is a good game.</p>
    <br/>
    <p>(C) 2020, the Ralsei dude with a gun</p>
</body>
</html>
+1, not a terrible explanation.

portal guy

Serraionga wrote:

Lights wrote:

what is html?
Why, it's a drink I used to have all the time back when I was a kid. I've heard it has a different name in the states though.



HTML was invented in the 1980s when the first steps to developing a fermented milk based on Lactobacillus casei Danone were taken.

But it wasnt until 1994 when it was commercially-launched in Belgium. The word HTML is derived from the Flemish Active melk which translates simply as Active Milk.

Claimed benefits range from reducing the incidence of diarrhea and rhinitis reduction for young children, to improvement of the immune function in adults and seniors and reduction of duration of winter infections for elderly.

A 2007 study published by the British Medical Journal suggests that the product could help avoid antibioticassociated diarrhoea and limit Clostridium difficile colitis infections in elderly patients.

Also the guy above me is wrong. Don't listen to his lies.

i'm disappointed there wasnt a link to something weird hidden in that post. -1
abraker
How can you tell the difference between HTML and HTML5?
Open it in Internet Explorer
Corne2Plum3

abraker wrote:

How can you tell the difference between HTML and HTML5?
Open it in Internet Explorer
HTML5 is the last version of HTML and currently the more used.
Fun fact
The osu! website is created in HTML5.
Proof: (this is firsts lines of the html page of this thread)
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html prefix="og: http://ogp.me/ns#">
    <head>
        <link rel="apple-touch-icon" sizes="180x180" href="/apple-touch-icon.png">
<link rel="icon" sizes="32x32" href="/favicon-32x32.png">
<link rel="icon" sizes="16x16" href="/favicon-16x16.png">
<link rel="manifest" href="/site.webmanifest">
<link rel="mask-icon" href="/safari-pinned-tab.svg" color="#e2609a">
<meta name="msapplication-TileColor" content="#603cba">
<meta name="theme-color" content="hsl(333, 10%, 40%)"> 

<meta charset="utf-8">
<meta name="description" content="osu! forum » Other » Off-Topic » ITT 2: We post shit that is neither funny nor interesting">
<meta name="keywords" content="osu, peppy, ouendan, elite, beat, agents, ds, windows, game, taiko, tatsujin, simulator, sim, xna, ddr, beatmania, osu!, osume">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
...
Lights
Html5 has html5 canvas, which is a surprisingly competent rendering option. It has an accompanying js library that isnt too bad either
McEndu
webgl is a lot better for being able to render 3d.
Lights

McEndu wrote:

webgl is a lot better for being able to render 3d.
Oh yeah, i cant imagine using canvas for any serious rendering, but its a nice replacement over something like flash
Hydreigon
Corne2Plum3
meow > woof
Nuuskamuikkunen


"Spanish is not my specialty" - pronounces almost perfectly
roufou
waking up to the fire alarm multiple times makes me wanna cry!
Hydreigon
My neighbor is burning wood again and the smoke is reaching exactly to my opened window heading straight to my face.
Winnyace
don't you have air conditioning at home?
Hydreigon

Winnyace wrote:

don't you have air conditioning at home?
not in my room, all i have is a small fan and cool breeze of wind coming out of my window...


PERO ANG INET PA! AAAAA
Winnyace

Hydreigon wrote:

not in my room, all i have is a small fan and cool breeze of wind coming out of my window...

PERO ANG INET PA! AAAAA
papa bless you then. hopefully there is not the fucking desert like it is here.
Hydreigon
im now quite curious what the climate is like in Romania.
Winnyace
it's mixed. we've every season but there are weird things happening. for example, 2019's winter didn't even had snow at all. one time it didn't snow for the whole winter and then mid March it started snowing. I'm not sure about this one tho, since I was quite small when it happened, but that's how I remember.
Tad Fibonacci
I wish it would snow where I'm at.

I've never seen snow in person before.
Winnyace
that's sad...... I'm sorry Tad. hopefully you'll be able to experience snow
Hydreigon

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

I wish it would snow where I'm at.

I've never seen snow in person before.
I could say the same, also the rest of south east asia
Nuuskamuikkunen

Hydreigon wrote:

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

I wish it would snow where I'm at.

I've never seen snow in person before.
I could say the same, also the rest of south east asia
I can say the same.
Serraionga
i have seen snow but the chances of snowing here are the same as finding shiny pokemon

moments to be treasured indeed
Corne2Plum3
Where I live it's snowing 1 day per year
Lights
well you guys can take all the snow i get where i live... I don't like cold weather ;-;
abraker
Where I live it used to snow more than 1 day per year
Winnyace

Lights wrote:

well you guys can take all the snow i get where i live... I don't like cold weather ;-;
but in cold weather you can cuddle with your senpai(s)

abraker wrote:

Where I live it used to snow more than 1 day per year
^
Hydreigon

Serraionga wrote:

i have seen snow but the chances of snowing here are the same as finding shiny pokemon
if it does start snowing at places it shouldn't snow, then there's something wrong with earth's climate
-
Also the closet thing to snow in our place is hail, which for some reason its happening a lot frequently now.
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