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ITT 2: We post shit that is neither funny nor interesting
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we are truly enlightenedSerraionga wrote:
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Serraionga wrote:
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I don't know how stupid must one be to open the calculator app when you wanted to open the weather app.
why aren't there good movies available in Netflix when its always movie night
I'm such a disappointment.
wholesome ^_^
koifishu is pretty gay tbh. he's neither funny nor interesting to watch and uses stupid gimmicks to make people click his videos like every other video he makes has the big black in it. overrated ass youtuberWei Wuxian wrote:
This graced my recommendations today
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I like his videos but honestly, he's just like... any osu youtuber. If you don't like him, do you honestly like any osu youtuber that isn't a news channel?PositoniX wrote:
koifishu is pretty gay tbh. he's neither funny nor interesting to watch and uses stupid gimmicks to make people click his videos like every other video he makes has the big black in it. overrated ass youtuberWei Wuxian wrote:
This graced my recommendations today
Have you guys heard of Skrokko? If not, then I think it's about time that I spread the word of him... Just be warned, it might be quite disturbing, definitely not a story for the faint of heart!
That was a brief summary of what I've heard of Skrokko, I wouldn't normally care to tell people about him, but it's late and I'm bored, so here you have it.
Skrokko is a figure that is usually found in the forest at night, nobody is really sure what he looks like, but people who claim to have sighted him, generally claim he has a slim and relatively small figure. Keep in mind however, that he is thought to be quite dangerous, so if you see any shadows while you're in the forest at night, you best be careful.
The most notable part about Skrokko is that if you hear a loud high-pitched shriek, that is when you should run, as it might mean Skrokko has caught your scent.
Now there are a lot of theories for what Skrokko does to people he catches, most people seem to claim it is not a comforting experience, however.
It isn't known if Skrokko abducts people because he hates them or what, but people claim that if he finds you entertaining, your only form of sustenance he'll offer, is living rabbits...
Now don't fear too much, as Skrokko is only a myth, but I'd recommend still being wary if you hear high-pitched screeches in the forest... Who knows.
The most notable part about Skrokko is that if you hear a loud high-pitched shriek, that is when you should run, as it might mean Skrokko has caught your scent.
Now there are a lot of theories for what Skrokko does to people he catches, most people seem to claim it is not a comforting experience, however.
It isn't known if Skrokko abducts people because he hates them or what, but people claim that if he finds you entertaining, your only form of sustenance he'll offer, is living rabbits...
Now don't fear too much, as Skrokko is only a myth, but I'd recommend still being wary if you hear high-pitched screeches in the forest... Who knows.
That was a brief summary of what I've heard of Skrokko, I wouldn't normally care to tell people about him, but it's late and I'm bored, so here you have it.
El veloz murciélago hindú comía feliz cardillo y kiwi. La cigüeña tocaba el saxofón detrás del palenque de paja.
owo. Where can i obtain a duck-riding kitty? Asking for a friend...Sosteneshion wrote:
Duck duck cat
helloWojjan wrote:
*** Wojjan returns. The key she holds is labeled "SOLVTION" in bright, romanized letters. ***
"We both know, my dear, that the dead will only turn restless when you lock the nether realm. One can not kill that which has no life."
*** dkun sits in his throne, cross-armed, and staring cross-eyed at the document she had proffered him. ***
"What do you propose, then? And what am I looking at?"
"A talisman. A ward used to fend off death, but not the dead. I found it fitting, here, to use as stationary."
"Then I assume these scribblings are you idea of rules, my liege?"
*** Wojjan giggles childishly. ***
*** dkun gets up, and stabs the talisman with his glaive, pinning it to the wall in the same swing. ***
"Listen up, you lot. Things are going to change around here now. Deal with it."
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Welcome to the new ITT thread, the third in a line of threads that does not get to page 1000 for fear of excessive shitposting. We have a new rule in place. Only one. Listen closely:
I want you guys to rediscover the PM feature. If you have a message that addresses one person in particular, do not use a thread for that. I think that's stupid, wouldn't you agree?
You may start acting tough now.
morning
You three are going to jail.
Too bad Wojjan isn't here to enforce the rules. Ha! You live to see another day.
Too bad Wojjan isn't here to enforce the rules. Ha! You live to see another day.
2+2=4
shall we summon wojjan? a resurrection from the dead?johnmedina999 wrote:
You three are going to jail.
Too bad Wojjan isn't here to enforce the rules. Ha! You live to see another day.
GUYS OMG WHAT THE FUCK
i have this in case wojjan comes backjohnmedina999 wrote:
You three are going to jail.
Too bad Wojjan isn't here to enforce the rules. Ha! You live to see another day.
The HTML is a language of programmation to make website. He contains the content of the site.Lights wrote:
what is html?Serraionga wrote:
GUYS OMG WHAT THE FUCK
He generally works with other files: CSS files for make a style and make the site beautiful or the JS (JavaScript) files for execute instructions and make the page interactive. Note: you can put CSS and JS in your HTML file, but for the CSS isn't a good idea if you use a lot of HTML files with the same style.
Exemple (you can copy this and paste this in a text editor, save as .html file and open this with a navigator, like Chrome or Firefox.
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<meta charset="utf8"/>
<title>A shit HTML page</title>
</head>
<body>
<h1>This is a site</h1>
<p>This site talk about <b>nothing</b> because this page was writted at 1AM in a shitpost by a 6-digits called Corne2Plum3...<br/>
osu! is a good game.</p>
<br/>
<p>(C) 2020, the Ralsei dude with a gun</p>
</body>
</html>Why, it's a drink I used to have all the time back when I was a kid. I've heard it has a different name in the states though.Lights wrote:
what is html?
HTML was invented in the 1980s when the first steps to developing a fermented milk based on Lactobacillus casei Danone were taken.
But it wasn’t until 1994 when it was commercially-launched in Belgium. The word HTML is derived from the Flemish “Active melk” which translates simply as Active Milk.
Claimed benefits range from reducing the incidence of diarrhea and rhinitis reduction for young children, to improvement of the immune function in adults and seniors and reduction of duration of winter infections for elderly.
A 2007 study published by the British Medical Journal suggests that the product could help avoid antibiotic–associated diarrhoea and limit Clostridium difficile colitis infections in elderly patients.
Also the guy above me is wrong. Don't listen to his lies.
Corne2Plum3
+1, not a terrible explanation.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
The HTML is a language of programmation to make website. He contains the content of the site.Lights wrote:
what is html?Serraionga wrote:
GUYS OMG WHAT THE FUCK
He generally works with other files: CSS files for make a style and make the site beautiful or the JS (JavaScript) files for execute instructions and make the page interactive. Note: you can put CSS and JS in your HTML file, but for the CSS isn't a good idea if you use a lot of HTML files with the same style.
Exemple (you can copy this and paste this in a text editor, save as .html file and open this with a navigator, like Chrome or Firefox.<!DOCTYPE html> <html> <head> <meta charset="utf8"/> <title>A shit HTML page</title> </head> <body> <h1>This is a site</h1> <p>This site talk about <b>nothing</b> because this page was writted at 1AM in a shitpost by a 6-digits called Corne2Plum3...<br/> osu! is a good game.</p> <br/> <p>(C) 2020, the Ralsei dude with a gun</p> </body> </html>
portal guy
Serraionga wrote:
Why, it's a drink I used to have all the time back when I was a kid. I've heard it has a different name in the states though.Lights wrote:
what is html?
HTML was invented in the 1980s when the first steps to developing a fermented milk based on Lactobacillus casei Danone were taken.
But it wasn’t until 1994 when it was commercially-launched in Belgium. The word HTML is derived from the Flemish “Active melk” which translates simply as Active Milk.
Claimed benefits range from reducing the incidence of diarrhea and rhinitis reduction for young children, to improvement of the immune function in adults and seniors and reduction of duration of winter infections for elderly.
A 2007 study published by the British Medical Journal suggests that the product could help avoid antibiotic–associated diarrhoea and limit Clostridium difficile colitis infections in elderly patients.
Also the guy above me is wrong. Don't listen to his lies.
i'm disappointed there wasnt a link to something weird hidden in that post. -1
How can you tell the difference between HTML and HTML5?
Open it in Internet Explorer
Open it in Internet Explorer
HTML5 is the last version of HTML and currently the more used.abraker wrote:
How can you tell the difference between HTML and HTML5?
Open it in Internet Explorer
Fun fact
The osu! website is created in HTML5.
Proof: (this is firsts lines of the html page of this thread)
Proof: (this is firsts lines of the html page of this thread)
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html prefix="og: http://ogp.me/ns#">
<head>
<link rel="apple-touch-icon" sizes="180x180" href="/apple-touch-icon.png">
<link rel="icon" sizes="32x32" href="/favicon-32x32.png">
<link rel="icon" sizes="16x16" href="/favicon-16x16.png">
<link rel="manifest" href="/site.webmanifest">
<link rel="mask-icon" href="/safari-pinned-tab.svg" color="#e2609a">
<meta name="msapplication-TileColor" content="#603cba">
<meta name="theme-color" content="hsl(333, 10%, 40%)">
<meta charset="utf-8">
<meta name="description" content="osu! forum » Other » Off-Topic » ITT 2: We post shit that is neither funny nor interesting">
<meta name="keywords" content="osu, peppy, ouendan, elite, beat, agents, ds, windows, game, taiko, tatsujin, simulator, sim, xna, ddr, beatmania, osu!, osume">
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">
...Html5 has html5 canvas, which is a surprisingly competent rendering option. It has an accompanying js library that isnt too bad either
webgl is a lot better for being able to render 3d.
Oh yeah, i cant imagine using canvas for any serious rendering, but its a nice replacement over something like flashMcEndu wrote:
webgl is a lot better for being able to render 3d.
meow > woof
"Spanish is not my specialty" - pronounces almost perfectly
waking up to the fire alarm multiple times makes me wanna cry!
My neighbor is burning wood again and the smoke is reaching exactly to my opened window heading straight to my face.
not in my room, all i have is a small fan and cool breeze of wind coming out of my window...Winnyace wrote:
don't you have air conditioning at home?
PERO ANG INET PA! AAAAA
papa bless you then. hopefully there is not the fucking desert like it is here.Hydreigon wrote:
not in my room, all i have is a small fan and cool breeze of wind coming out of my window...
PERO ANG INET PA! AAAAA
im now quite curious what the climate is like in Romania.
it's mixed. we've every season but there are weird things happening. for example, 2019's winter didn't even had snow at all. one time it didn't snow for the whole winter and then mid March it started snowing. I'm not sure about this one tho, since I was quite small when it happened, but that's how I remember.
I wish it would snow where I'm at.
I've never seen snow in person before.
I've never seen snow in person before.
that's sad...... I'm sorry Tad. hopefully you'll be able to experience snow
I could say the same, also the rest of south east asiaTad Fibonacci wrote:
I wish it would snow where I'm at.
I've never seen snow in person before.
I can say the same.Hydreigon wrote:
I could say the same, also the rest of south east asiaTad Fibonacci wrote:
I wish it would snow where I'm at.
I've never seen snow in person before.
i have seen snow but the chances of snowing here are the same as finding shiny pokemon
moments to be treasured indeed
moments to be treasured indeed
Where I live it's snowing 1 day per year
well you guys can take all the snow i get where i live... I don't like cold weather ;-;
Where I live it used to snow more than 1 day per year
but in cold weather you can cuddle with your senpai(s)Lights wrote:
well you guys can take all the snow i get where i live... I don't like cold weather ;-;
^abraker wrote:
Where I live it used to snow more than 1 day per year
if it does start snowing at places it shouldn't snow, then there's something wrong with earth's climateSerraionga wrote:
i have seen snow but the chances of snowing here are the same as finding shiny pokemon
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Also the closet thing to snow in our place is hail, which for some reason its happening a lot frequently now.
Snow is quite fuckin' tbh. Comfy to look at and sometimes feel. It definitely gets irritating after a while because you already get used to the bouts of it during winter, and it sometimes screws up plans and events, but the thought of snow soothes me for some reason.
Snow is awesome if you don't have any obligations.
everything is awesome if you don't have any obligations
...and then Lights said:
"LET THERE BE SNOW DAWGGGG"
And it was the snowiest christmas OT ever had ❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄
"LET THERE BE SNOW DAWGGGG"
And it was the snowiest christmas OT ever had ❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄❄
It's time for the annual Christmas in July celebration!Winnyace wrote:
it's July
bruh
thank you, john. happy to see you're back shitposting.johnmedina999 wrote:
It's time for the annual Christmas in July celebration!Winnyace wrote:
it's July
Winnyace wrote:
thank you, john. happy to see you're back shitposting.
now they added the time of when they made the play in the leaderboard on the page of the map
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also its now like min as minute, hr as hour, and d as day.
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tbh i don't know how to feel about this one
I use osuplus anyway
I use a PP counter
it’s 0:19 AM and people are screaming and honking their car horns as loud/long as possible due to some football match or whatever that is going on
i'm just trying to sleep ffs
i'm just trying to sleep ffs
I still hear that one damn neighbor somewhere launching fireworks at 2 am
too lazy to make this a thread, but I'm gonna get the Veikk S640 tablet soon, I do hope its good and all the reviews of it were right
this is the only tablet you need lolHydreigon wrote:
too lazy to make this a thread, but I'm gonna get the Veikk S640 tablet soon, I do hope its good and all the reviews of it were right
hmmmmmLights wrote:
peko HA ↗ HA ↗ HA ↘ HA ↗
oh no, SHE CAN'T BE CORRUPTED, WE NEED YOU TO BE ON OUR SIDE IN CASE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOES INSANE AGAIN, WE CAN'T DEAL WITH TWO GOD ON OUR OWN.Lights wrote:
peko HA ↗ HA ↗ HA ↘ HA ↗
Lights wrote:
jk
Lights wrote:
Tad Fibonacci wrote:
Lights wrote:
jk
lel
i've stayed up past midnight. only thing i consumed were noodles and pop, lol. i kinda want to get into psychedelic audiovisuals though...
Wait, where's flanster?
your mom
Haha... I'm laughing.
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lol
eblf2013 wrote:
Wait, where's flanster?
low battery?
If she is a Apple, yesHydreigon wrote:
eblf2013 wrote:
Wait, where's flanster?
low battery?
Me: *finish to make a skin*
Me: It's time to the last test for the STD mode. Why not this map (too lazy to remove mods used for the previous test):
*Gameplay not so hard*
Game:
Also the game: １０２ｐｐ (new personal top play)
Me: O_O
I'm choked because it was a simple playtest. Skin coming soon (with all modes dude!)
Me: It's time to the last test for the STD mode. Why not this map (too lazy to remove mods used for the previous test):
*Gameplay not so hard*
Game:
Also the game: １０２ｐｐ (new personal top play)
Me: O_O
I'm choked because it was a simple playtest. Skin coming soon (with all modes dude!)
People in this thread be like
lolabraker wrote:
People in this thread be like
Man I should really get 3 more posts outside of OT so I'm on a nice round 6000 postcount.
Declined.silmarilen wrote:
Man I should really get 3 more posts outside of OT so I'm on a nice round 6000 postcount.
All your posts are belong to us.
oh 
woof! congrats!Hydreigon wrote:
200 posts!!!
yey
A 200 post celebration with actually 200 posts. Great!Hydreigon wrote:
200 posts!!!
yey
nvmHydreigon wrote:
too lazy to make this a thread, but I'm gonna get the Veikk S640 tablet soon- blah blah blah blah blah bleh o<o
I'm actually gonna get the even BIGGER version of it (Veikk A50) I hope its even better than the other one
its on shipping from china, I'm so excited to get my filthy hands to touch it OwO
this is the best tablet you'll needHydreigon wrote:
nvmHydreigon wrote:
too lazy to make this a thread, but I'm gonna get the Veikk S640 tablet soon- blah blah blah blah blah bleh o<o
I'm actually gonna get the even BIGGER version of it (Veikk A50) I hope its even better than the other one
its on shipping from china, I'm so excited to get my filthy hands to touch it OwO