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that game is fuckin wingabrielwoj wrote:
Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing.. Much people says it's a bad game...
IT'S FRICKIN AWESOME!!@!@!@!@!
Thanks for remaking my thread, another version!
Well, Big Rigs is the worst game evar
worst game i ever played is "Mickey mouse and the magical mirror" its gaaaayy, does everything for u =.=
10 year or so ago I actually found it pretty enjoyable, the camera wasn't great but I got used to it for the most part (these days I prob wouldn't like it as much)awp wrote:
I am one of the few people on the planet who enjoyed Castlevania for N64 but I apparently won't pay 11 dollars for it
D:
Batman Forever for SNES. Its suckiness became such a running joke between me and my brother that I got it off eBay for $5 and gave it to him as a prank birthday gift a decade later before giving him the real present, just to see the reaction. When he saw it, he silently lowered his head and buried it in his hands.
I'll admit I liked Castlevania on the N64 back in the day, but not enough to play it. Now days it nice to indulge in the nostalgia it brings, stopping just short of the hedge maze.
The worst game I ever played though was Malice for the PS2 (multi-console game). Yes, played through. I got to the credits of that mediocre mess. It was all hyped up, but ultimately sucked. You play as demi-god Malice, out to do...something. I think get her powers back. So you have to go through some linear worlds, no backtracking allowed (you miss those "heart pieces" and they're lost forever), death is a slap on the wrist and it's easier to just reload the save file instead of wasting half an hour returning to life, and everything gets dull after 10 minutes. Oh, and the final boss? Same pattern over and over and Malice does barely any damage to it. Yeah. Fun. :/
As for the ending...
I'd put down a few more, but chances are I've blocked them out.
The worst game I ever played though was Malice for the PS2 (multi-console game). Yes, played through. I got to the credits of that mediocre mess. It was all hyped up, but ultimately sucked. You play as demi-god Malice, out to do...something. I think get her powers back. So you have to go through some linear worlds, no backtracking allowed (you miss those "heart pieces" and they're lost forever), death is a slap on the wrist and it's easier to just reload the save file instead of wasting half an hour returning to life, and everything gets dull after 10 minutes. Oh, and the final boss? Same pattern over and over and Malice does barely any damage to it. Yeah. Fun. :/
As for the ending...
SPOILER
Roll credits, which I think could be accessed from the main menu. Can't remember much more than that except for a farting mushroom mutant, the ability to float, shrinking, and a level where you had to sneak by crows, the minions of the big bad.Malice stands on the cracked ground of the final boss' arena as it becomes filled with flora. She turns to the gamer and says: "Don't call me Mother. Just call me Malice!" Sound of weapon hitting something.
I'd put down a few more, but chances are I've blocked them out.
Pokemon SoulSilver/HeartGold
-Stupid non-creepy Lavender Town music
-Lyra=Big hat girl obsessed with marill
-D***ed Pokethon
-Stupid non-creepy Lavender Town music
-Lyra=Big hat girl obsessed with marill
-D***ed Pokethon
Starcraft
Serious Answer: Gauntlet Legends (It's just bad. You have to run against your enemies to deal damage...
Serious Answer: Gauntlet Legends (It's just bad. You have to run against your enemies to deal damage...
s' kinda hard to answer since I've never really played a game I didn't like--I'm a fairly good judge of games that I'll like before I buy them.
That being said, one of the only games I felt unsatisfied after finishing was Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland or whatever that terrible game on the GBA was. I guess it wasn't bad, but I did not feel very accomplished after I beat it.
Tilt n' Tumble was just hilariously bad/frustrating, though.
That being said, one of the only games I felt unsatisfied after finishing was Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland or whatever that terrible game on the GBA was. I guess it wasn't bad, but I did not feel very accomplished after I beat it.
Tilt n' Tumble was just hilariously bad/frustrating, though.
:(Cuddlebun wrote:
That being said, one of the only games I felt unsatisfied after finishing was Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland or whatever that terrible game on the GBA was. I guess it wasn't bad, but I did not feel very accomplished after I beat it.
That game was cool.
I HATE Fullmetal Alchemist: Dual Sympathy. It was about three hours long, and half the story was told to you. The most f**king annoying minigame in the history of minigames was in this game. The minigame was to tap the bottom-left corner followed by the bottom-right corner, then the left etc. It took me a whole hour to complete this minigame (e.g. 33% of the story) and in the end, someone else had to do it for me, because I couldn't move my hand that fast. The story wasn't even any good, so worst $15 game ever.
Wait, you bought a licensed game?Yoichi Sturmhimmel wrote:
I HATE Fullmetal Alchemist: Dual Sympathy. It was about three hours long, and half the story was told to you. The most f**king annoying minigame in the history of minigames was in this game. The minigame was to tap the bottom-left corner followed by the bottom-right corner, then the left etc. It took me a whole hour to complete this minigame (e.g. 33% of the story) and in the end, someone else had to do it for me, because I couldn't move my hand that fast. The story wasn't even any good, so worst $15 game ever.
Dual Sympathy did suck, yes it did. Good thing I try before I buy.
TOCA Race Driver 2. It's impossible at the second championship. The first is a little easy but the second with WTF cars... 
And games that the "Joueur du Grenier" and I played.
(the Joueur du Grenier is the french AVGN
)
And games that the "Joueur du Grenier" and I played.
(the Joueur du Grenier is the french AVGN
)Tip: movie/tv show-> game always sucksAzure_Kyte wrote:
Dual Sympathy did suck, yes it did. Good thing I try before I buy.
I had fun with Spider-Man 2 on the PS2. That game didn't suck.Two wrote:
Tip: movie/tv show-> game always sucksAzure_Kyte wrote:
Dual Sympathy did suck, yes it did. Good thing I try before I buy.
Crazy Frog Racer for the GBA. God awful game.
A Simpsons game for the Sega Genesis, I didnt even understand it lol.
Bart Versus Space Mutants ?Ever17 wrote:
A Simpsons game for the Sega Genesis, I didnt even understand it lol.
Oh my god! Yeah, that terrible game 
I saw a test on YouTube of this awful game on NES (I think that the controls are the same >>), and I never tried to play it. According to Joueur du Grenier (the french 'AVGN'), this game has miserable controls.
Seriously :
After discovering that he can jump on the setting
C'EST UN PARADOXE DE L'AXE Z !! Y'A PLUS DE PROFONDEUR !! C'EST HORRIBLE !! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHHH!!!!
= It's a paradox of the Z axis !! There's no depth anymore !! It's horrible !! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!
= It's a paradox of the Z axis !! There's no depth anymore !! It's horrible !! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!
Seriously :
This game isn't exception to this rule. =w=Two wrote:
Tip: movie/tv show-> game always sucks
alot.
Worst of all time? I'll just halfass and say Action 52
Worst of all time? I'll just halfass and say Action 52
Spectrobes: Beyond the Portals
At least you can laugh at other bad games.
This one was just sad. The combat was boring, the excavation was retarded and annoying, and wandering around looking for excavation sites require going through boring, no, painful combat so you could go through painful excavation.
The game wasn't just bad, I swear it was inflicting pain upon me as I played it.
oh, and this was an osu!er recommendation. NEVER AGAIN.
At least you can laugh at other bad games.
This one was just sad. The combat was boring, the excavation was retarded and annoying, and wandering around looking for excavation sites require going through boring, no, painful combat so you could go through painful excavation.
The game wasn't just bad, I swear it was inflicting pain upon me as I played it.
oh, and this was an osu!er recommendation. NEVER AGAIN.
Forget it people for you are all WRONG in the face of my pick for THE WORST COMPLETE game ever, Bebe's Kids.
1. It only coincedes with the plot twice, and that's only in the cutscenes.
2.It has a battle system that has TIERS IN ITS ATTACKS. (Short attacks deal I hit of damage whereas on the same scale, heavy attacks deal 10 TIMES THAT.) So punches deal 1/35 damage where as uppercuts cut that into 1/3 of the enemies' usual life.
3.Worst final boss theme ever/worst rap ever. I have a feeling that if I link to it I will find a APPROVED BEATMAP in return.
4.Too difficult.(Losing a [non-existant] life makes you have to repeat the intermission before the level you were just in too. You'll know you reached a checkpoint when you face the same thing as the first level, only harder.
5 Controls are awful.
6. Look at their walk animations!
And whoever said Earthbound is the worst game ever and didn't provide any evidence is mean. It has its faults but at least it has good things about it.
1. It only coincedes with the plot twice, and that's only in the cutscenes.
2.It has a battle system that has TIERS IN ITS ATTACKS. (Short attacks deal I hit of damage whereas on the same scale, heavy attacks deal 10 TIMES THAT.) So punches deal 1/35 damage where as uppercuts cut that into 1/3 of the enemies' usual life.
3.Worst final boss theme ever/worst rap ever. I have a feeling that if I link to it I will find a APPROVED BEATMAP in return.
4.Too difficult.(Losing a [non-existant] life makes you have to repeat the intermission before the level you were just in too. You'll know you reached a checkpoint when you face the same thing as the first level, only harder.
5 Controls are awful.
6. Look at their walk animations!
And whoever said Earthbound is the worst game ever and didn't provide any evidence is mean. It has its faults but at least it has good things about it.
Mother 2
Lemon Water wrote:
Mother 2
Care to explain WHY?
I was being sarcastic ~Patcheresu wrote:
Care to explain WHY?
Topic is derailing. Cut it out Ms. Animu.Lemon Water wrote:
I was being sarcastic ~Patcheresu wrote:
Care to explain WHY?
Okay.Patcheresu wrote:
Topic is derailing. Cut it out Ms. Animu.
There are actually no faults in Earthbound. Not one.Patcheresu wrote:
And whoever said Earthbound is the worst game ever and didn't provide any evidence is mean. It has its faults but at least it has good things about it.
I love the game like Dwanye Johnson loves his daughters in movies but it has faults.Ivalset wrote:
There are actually no faults in Earthbound. Not one.Patcheresu wrote:
And whoever said Earthbound is the worst game ever and didn't provide any evidence is mean. It has its faults but at least it has good things about it.
1. Whoever thought that a separate battle theme just for hippies obviously had TROLOLOL on the mind. I'm looking at you, Itoi.
2. Somethings could have been handled better and some music was just stupid. Like most of the ordinary battle themes are downright mocking. They not only copy other songs but they don't make a good track when they did it.
3. I have discovered a HUGE bug that if done properly, let's you skip the 5th and 6th dungeons and not even know that there was a key item in the sewers. What kind of jerk listens in on phone calls made for museum curators anyway? If you just avoid the phone conversation that ties in to Venus, the Plague-Infested Rat, and the signature then the game won't tell you what you did wrong unless Hint Man would offer his services.
That's why it came with a player's guidePatcheresu wrote:
3. I have discovered a HUGE bug that if done properly, let's you skip the 5th and 6th dungeons and not even know that there was a key item in the sewers. What kind of jerk listens in on phone calls made for museum curators anyway? If you just avoid the phone conversation that ties in to Venus, the Plague-Infested Rat, and the signature then the game won't tell you what you did wrong unless Hint Man would offer his services.
And I agree with the other statements, sort of.
Nope. Earthbound is a perfect game. The faults lie with you.Patcheresu wrote:
I love the game like Dwanye Johnson loves his daughters in movies but it has faults.Ivalset wrote:
There are actually no faults in Earthbound. Not one.
1. Whoever thought that a separate battle theme just for hippies obviously had TROLOLOL on the mind. I'm looking at you, Itoi.
2. Somethings could have been handled better and some music was just stupid. Like most of the ordinary battle themes are downright mocking. They not only copy other songs but they don't make a good track when they did it.
3. I have discovered a HUGE bug that if done properly, let's you skip the 5th and 6th dungeons and not even know that there was a key item in the sewers. What kind of jerk listens in on phone calls made for museum curators anyway? If you just avoid the phone conversation that ties in to Venus, the Plague-Infested Rat, and the signature then the game won't tell you what you did wrong unless Hint Man would offer his services.
SILENCE!
As you can clearly see I have no respect for MODERATION. True power lies in ADMINISTRATION! I just treat mods like I treat regular users. Because as long as you aren't a stick in the mud you will soon realize you can't ban me or otherwise for just being informal. Now administrators? Guess what happened to deviantart when people were given administrative rights? How DARE you dislike MY work! BANHAMMER!
Now onto Earthbound.
I perfer Mother. I perfer Mother vastly. Why?
Mother 1 is a lot darker.
Mother 1 presents the kind of challenge you'd expect from Shin Megami Tensei. And I love me some SMT.
Mother 1 has a protagonist who can be somebody other than a healer. So what if he doesn't have a special move? Can Ness send his enemies into the 4th dimmension? At the cost of around 8 pp? I think not. Also Ninten learns PK Beam. That's awesome.
It really touched my heart when Teddy died. It was his death that hardened my resolve to scale Mount Itoi the second time.
The dance was great, as well as the relationship choice that had no actual effect on the story.
Also, Loid/Lloyd's shining moment. I wonder if he ever got over the fact that Teddy's death was partially his fault. Teddie was already ER ready and then his body got hit by a tank missile explosion. He spent his last moments telling the party to live on and for Lloyd to be brave.
In Earthbound Zero he recovers.
In Mother 1 he dies.
This is voiced by the fact that checking him and talking to him will reveal nothing but an empty text box. Why do you think he got his ultimate weapon so fast? He just went from a knife to a good sized sword then he died.
That was more touching than an old man whisking away the foreign kid for a lesson in spiritual enlightenment.
As you can clearly see I have no respect for MODERATION. True power lies in ADMINISTRATION! I just treat mods like I treat regular users. Because as long as you aren't a stick in the mud you will soon realize you can't ban me or otherwise for just being informal. Now administrators? Guess what happened to deviantart when people were given administrative rights? How DARE you dislike MY work! BANHAMMER!
Now onto Earthbound.
I perfer Mother. I perfer Mother vastly. Why?
Mother 1 is a lot darker.
Mother 1 presents the kind of challenge you'd expect from Shin Megami Tensei. And I love me some SMT.
Mother 1 has a protagonist who can be somebody other than a healer. So what if he doesn't have a special move? Can Ness send his enemies into the 4th dimmension? At the cost of around 8 pp? I think not. Also Ninten learns PK Beam. That's awesome.
It really touched my heart when Teddy died. It was his death that hardened my resolve to scale Mount Itoi the second time.
The dance was great, as well as the relationship choice that had no actual effect on the story.
Also, Loid/Lloyd's shining moment. I wonder if he ever got over the fact that Teddy's death was partially his fault. Teddie was already ER ready and then his body got hit by a tank missile explosion. He spent his last moments telling the party to live on and for Lloyd to be brave.
In Earthbound Zero he recovers.
In Mother 1 he dies.
This is voiced by the fact that checking him and talking to him will reveal nothing but an empty text box. Why do you think he got his ultimate weapon so fast? He just went from a knife to a good sized sword then he died.
That was more touching than an old man whisking away the foreign kid for a lesson in spiritual enlightenment.
Chill out buddy, you don't even know who I am.Patcheresu wrote:
SILENCE!
As you can clearly see I have no respect for MODERATION. True power lies in ADMINISTRATION! I just treat mods like I treat regular users. Because as long as you aren't a stick in the mud you will soon realize you can't ban me or otherwise for just being informal. Now administrators? Guess what happened to deviantart when people were given administrative rights? How DARE you dislike MY work! BANHAMMER!
I am probably the second most laidback mod on these forums.
also i have administrator access
Let me recap:Ivalset wrote:
Chill out buddy, you don't even know who I am.Patcheresu wrote:
SILENCE!
As you can clearly see I have no respect for MODERATION. True power lies in ADMINISTRATION! I just treat mods like I treat regular users. Because as long as you aren't a stick in the mud you will soon realize you can't ban me or otherwise for just being informal. Now administrators? Guess what happened to deviantart when people were given administrative rights? How DARE you dislike MY work! BANHAMMER!
I am probably the second most laidback mod on these forums.
also i have administrator access
I don't care WHO you are, I will treat you just like I treat regular users, but people I can ask questions to as well.
I am not prejudiced to mods. I just don't like jokers who do things like that male or female. Earthbound will not ever be the best RPG ever. Giygas is not that disturbing. I'm too busy wailing on him to care just what the fetus freak looks like. And furthermore*shot*
Actually, I'm pretty sure you are! There was absolutely no reason to bring up my moderator position in the first place.Patcheresu wrote:
I am not prejudiced to mods.
And plus, nobody even said Earthbound was the best RPG.
You were saying?Ivalset wrote:
There are actually no faults in Earthbound. Not one.Patcheresu wrote:
And whoever said Earthbound is the worst game ever and didn't provide any evidence is mean. It has its faults but at least it has good things about it.
Yes, I said it has no faults and it is a perfect game.
It is not the best RPG.
It is not the best RPG.
Favorite is Earthbound by far.
But the worst? Any of the DW Empires series. So boring.
But the worst? Any of the DW Empires series. So boring.
Oh I see what you did thar. You'd rather have someone who's down to Earth than something that has no flaws.Ivalset wrote:
Yes, I said it has no faults and it is a perfect game.
It is not the best RPG.
Superman 64 was pretty horrible.... Hmm...... That's all I can think of right now XD
Have you PLAYED it.
If you are asking if I played Superman 64? Yeah I haved, worst trade EVER lolPatcheresu wrote:
Have you PLAYED it.
I see, some people just put the worst games ever without playing them or troll us. Thank you.
I need to track down a copy of Superman 64. Should be legendary 
MetalMario201 wrote:
I need to track down a copy of Superman 64. Should be legendary
Don't do itttttt.... lol it might be cheap at local game stores that would still sell n64 games... I think I gave mine away for another game but that was a long time ago.... now that we have the internet i actually read reviews, and watch videos before I buy it
Patcheresu wrote:
Topic is derailing. Cut it out Ms. Animu.
Another horrible game that I played would be Crime Scene DS, I think it sucks... maybe some other people like it... It's just horrible lol
NO. And your grammar sucks balls in multi-langual.Pokebis wrote:
[attachment=0:0bf09]Pheonix Wright 4komo.jpg[/attachment:0bf09]Patcheresu wrote:
Topic is derailing. Cut it out Ms. Animu.
PS:
Si vos can lego is , vacuus a reddo , vos have meritus a aurum astrum.
not trying to troll here but the last game i played and that i hated it was apb
why? frustrating gameplay, might pvp vs some ppl with way more powerful guns then yours, car controls are terrible, screen might freeze when driving and when it unfreezes you are ramming a wall( i am totally serious this happened when i was driving a car with my friend and we were getting chased by cops), missions are really repetitive, and when you are a criminal and you want to do some awesome stuff (stealing a store, or mugging some1) you will always get chased by some cops even if theres nobody around you, criminals notority dont even look like dropping and cops prestige goes down so easily, and this is the first game that i got a blue screen of my life even if i had the required system to play it
but in some way i like it because of the customization ( btw my close and open beta feedback was something like that and i bet it was never read by any realtime world dev D: )
all i hope is that k2 network will improve it since they purchased apb and will relaunch it in 2011
why? frustrating gameplay, might pvp vs some ppl with way more powerful guns then yours, car controls are terrible, screen might freeze when driving and when it unfreezes you are ramming a wall( i am totally serious this happened when i was driving a car with my friend and we were getting chased by cops), missions are really repetitive, and when you are a criminal and you want to do some awesome stuff (stealing a store, or mugging some1) you will always get chased by some cops even if theres nobody around you, criminals notority dont even look like dropping and cops prestige goes down so easily, and this is the first game that i got a blue screen of my life even if i had the required system to play it
but in some way i like it because of the customization ( btw my close and open beta feedback was something like that and i bet it was never read by any realtime world dev D: )
all i hope is that k2 network will improve it since they purchased apb and will relaunch it in 2011
statement that people that have never been fantards will agree with
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But yeah that place would go to Secret of Mana at the same time.
............................................................................WeegeevsWeegee wrote:
But yeah that place would go to Secret of Mana at the same time.
What? I'm just stating the truth. I hate Secret of Mana.
Its on my list of best games
The major flaw it in was the stupid computer controls which did annoy the heck out of me (I played with friends some of the time)
Apart from that I thought the story/gameplay/graphics were nice for the time~
The major flaw it in was the stupid computer controls which did annoy the heck out of me (I played with friends some of the time)
Apart from that I thought the story/gameplay/graphics were nice for the time~
I am sorry that I did not do enough research.
:(Shootinglight wrote:
Any arcade game from the 1980s. It's not epic enough. Pac-Man, Galaga, and Donkey Kong are excused.
There's plenty of great arcade games from 80s.
I highly agree with this.adam2046 wrote:
There's plenty of great arcade games from 80s.
I stopped reading here.Shootinglight wrote:
Any arcade game from the 1980s.
The worst game i ever played was World Super Police for PS2 that game was Bulls***!
Its looong sold XD
Its looong sold XD
What is wrong with you!?!?! DDDDD:Shootinglight wrote:
Any arcade game from the 1980s.
Vanguard is an awesome game and you'd know it if you played itShootinglight wrote:
Any arcade game from the 1980s. It's not epic enough. Pac-Man, Galaga, and Donkey Kong are excused.
(c) 1982 so yep it's from the 80s
Commander Keen, I never got to know how it worked... even though I bought it....
It's a great game gtfo.Max300 wrote:
Commander Keen, I never got to know how it worked... even though I bought it....
Kingdom Hearts: 358/2.
Boring shit.
Boring shit.
[lucky:d44b3]Worst Game Ever[/lucky:d44b3]
I know at least two exceptions to this:Two wrote:
Tip: movie/tv show-> game always sucksAzure_Kyte wrote:
Dual Sympathy did suck, yes it did. Good thing I try before I buy.
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay
anyway, back on topic
Worst Game Ever:
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
It had a sucky version of Return of the King's engine, and felt too scripted. 'nuff said.
get outNexus Reaper wrote:
Kingdom Hearts: 358/2.
Boring shit.
out
30 second Hero. no kidding.
Personally, I think the fiighting system is really confusing and you are only allowed to finish a stage within 30 secs.
Personally, I think the fiighting system is really confusing and you are only allowed to finish a stage within 30 secs.
You get in a random battle, you kill the enemies, and you get exp. That's pretty simple IMO. And the levels last longer then 30 seconds. (Excluding the Knight levels) And the humor in the game is pretty good, so I don't really see this as a worst game.CHOFF wrote:
30 second Hero. no kidding.
Personally, I think the fiighting system is really confusing and you are only allowed to finish a stage within 30 secs.
Ragnarok DS, I bought this game because I love Ragnarok Online and saw how this game is worst.
Mate seriously. That game lasts and it requires more than simple skill. It's not entirely reliant on its multiplayer (good) the story is long and challenging for fools like you (good) and it isn't generic and combines all the features of a classic Zelda game on DS.E-Hooker wrote:
Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
Shittest control system ever, and having to go back to the temple...goddamn.
Oh I seerust45 wrote:
You get in a random battle, you kill the enemies, and you get exp. That's pretty simple IMO. And the levels last longer then 30 seconds. (Excluding the Knight levels) And the humor in the game is pretty good, so I don't really see this as a worst game.
Actually, I didn't finish the 1st level and I really can't pass that level.
I'm sorry if I judged the game without further observation/fniishing the game or whatever. hehe
I see the CDi Zelda games listed there which, while not very good, are much better than other games I've played and managed to hold my interest for the 2 hours it takes to play through them when you don't know what the hell to do. And the cutscenes are rich.Azure_Kyte wrote:
[lucky:fe019]Worst Game Ever[/lucky:fe019]
to put this into perspective for you:LaVolpe024 wrote:
Mate seriously. That game lasts and it requires more than simple skill. It's not entirely reliant on its multiplayer (good) the story is long and challenging for fools like you (good) and it isn't generic and combines all the features of a classic Zelda game on DS.E-Hooker wrote:
Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass
Shittest control system ever, and having to go back to the temple...goddamn.
phantom hourglass is the only video game i've ever returned, ever
i couldn't even do a fucking spin attack that's how god-awful the controls were.
i enjoy zelda because it offers a challenge, but even the tutorial dungeon made me scratch my head a few times
[/quote]to put this into perspective for you:
phantom hourglass is the only video game i've ever returned, ever
i couldn't even do a fucking spin attack that's how god-awful the controls were.
i enjoy zelda because it offers a challenge, but even the tutorial dungeon made me scratch my head a few times[/quote]
Then why didn't you just say "I'm awful at Phantom Hourglass, therefore I hate it?"
It's supposed make you scratch your head, that's the goddamn challenge. If you were more practical and patient then you'd have enjoyed the game more. I bet (by the looks of it) that you gave up quite easily. As for the controls, they may not suit some but controls are never versatile enough to suit every player. And one more thing, you could change some controls to suit you. Take some time and look around. Not every game is as linear as you want it to be.
phantom hourglass is the only video game i've ever returned, ever
i couldn't even do a fucking spin attack that's how god-awful the controls were.
i enjoy zelda because it offers a challenge, but even the tutorial dungeon made me scratch my head a few times[/quote]
Then why didn't you just say "I'm awful at Phantom Hourglass, therefore I hate it?"
It's supposed make you scratch your head, that's the goddamn challenge. If you were more practical and patient then you'd have enjoyed the game more. I bet (by the looks of it) that you gave up quite easily. As for the controls, they may not suit some but controls are never versatile enough to suit every player. And one more thing, you could change some controls to suit you. Take some time and look around. Not every game is as linear as you want it to be.
I thought the controls for Phantom Hourglass were alright. I got as far as the Heavy Metal part of the game (which is a very misleading title which tends to set you up for disappointment if you're like me) and I got to a spot where I needed Bombchus
and I had no idea where to get a Bombchu bag
rather than Gamefaqs it, I pretty much gave up entirely on the game. Which is a shame, because my favourite Zelda is Wind Waker and this one, while nothing like it, is technically a sequel
and I had no idea where to get a Bombchu bag
rather than Gamefaqs it, I pretty much gave up entirely on the game. Which is a shame, because my favourite Zelda is Wind Waker and this one, while nothing like it, is technically a sequel
Prince of Persia: The Fallen King for DS. It is truly the worst game I have ever played. An action/platformer controlled only through the touch screen. Why? There are six buttons and a D-pad on the DS! Why not use those!? 
...
I'm sorry, I can understand using the touch screen for magic but why use it for running, jumping, and fighting as well? It just makes the game fell scripted. Plus harden magic is almost impossible to use.
... I'm sorry, I can understand using the touch screen for magic but why use it for running, jumping, and fighting as well? It just makes the game fell scripted. Plus harden magic is almost impossible to use.
Hatsune Miku_old
umad broLaVolpe024 wrote:
Then why didn't you just say "I'm awful at Phantom Hourglass, therefore I hate it?"
It's supposed make you scratch your head, that's the goddamn challenge. If you were more practical and patient then you'd have enjoyed the game more. I bet (by the looks of it) that you gave up quite easily. As for the controls, they may not suit some but controls are never versatile enough to suit every player. And one more thing, you could change some controls to suit you. Take some time and look around. Not every game is as linear as you want it to be.
just because you like infuriating games doesn't mean i want to throw away 35 fucking dollars on a game that bored me and was frustrating after 3 hours
+1awp wrote:
I thought the controls for Phantom Hourglass were alright. I got as far as the Heavy Metal part of the game (which is a very misleading title which tends to set you up for disappointment if you're like me) and I got to a spot where I needed Bombchus
and I had no idea where to get a Bombchu bag
rather than Gamefaqs it, I pretty much gave up entirely on the game. Which is a shame, because my favourite Zelda is Wind Waker and this one, while nothing like it, is technically a sequel
I liked Wind Waker too.
The best EGA graphics out there :3GRaYstreetN wrote:
This game is gorgeous...
Hmm I recall Call of Duty 3 being rather terrible.
Can't recall why exactly, but that probably adds to how forgettable it was.
Can't recall why exactly, but that probably adds to how forgettable it was.
osu!
wait what
wait what
the worst ever gamedfuzz1987 wrote:
Mario is missing
ITS A DISGRACE TO MARIO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSHMDoR8BRA
+1
Pokemon Heart Gold and Soulsilver.
New Pokemon games will never take away my love for 8-bit goodness.
New Pokemon games will never take away my love for 8-bit goodness.
Every single TV show video game in existence.
Or, if you don't fly with that:
-The new Spyro games
-The new Crach Bandicoot games
And my Least-favorite:
"RS: Riding Spirits"
Worst copy of Gran Turismo I have EVER, EVER seen. Stupid control of a motorbike with crappy menus and confusing instructions makes this game SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOterrible awful GOD DAMN HORRIBLE!
Or, if you don't fly with that:
-The new Spyro games
-The new Crach Bandicoot games
And my Least-favorite:
"RS: Riding Spirits"
Worst copy of Gran Turismo I have EVER, EVER seen. Stupid control of a motorbike with crappy menus and confusing instructions makes this game SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Also, I am going to say Superman 64. I actually played that game a lot. The last thing I remember before I slipped into insanity was some mission where I had to escort Lois Lane out of a factory. At set intervals, we would be jumped by a bunch of thugs or robots or something. I can't remember. All I remember is the way I had to protect Lois was to freeze her with my ice breath into a giant block of ice so the thugs could not punch her, and then proceed to beat them in a horribly clunky manner. I had to do this over and over for God knows how long. Then as soon as she thawed out, 50 guys would come out of nowhere and punch her to death.Ivalset wrote:
There are actually no faults in Earthbound. Not one.
All I remember of that game is flying through rings for about half an hour at a time and delaying Lois's death by forcing hypothermia upon her.
In the end, I did what Superman usually does to solve all his problems. I threw the game into the fucking sun.
If it hasn't been mentioned yet, that gameshow with Howie Mandell where you arbitrarily select ah! Deal or No Deal, that's what it's called.
Due to a bug in the source code, the game always selects the same seed value in its randomization. What this means is, every time you boot the game up, the winning briefcase is always in the same location on the first round. I'm not sure if subsequent rounds are properly pseudo-random (it would make sense if it seeds off execution time, but hey, it could be another bug!) but that one offence is bad enough.
Also anyone who is willing to pay money for a pseudo-random number generator disguised as a "game" where you arbitrarily pick cells of numbers with no possibility of strategy damn well deserves a broken pseudo-random number generator.
Due to a bug in the source code, the game always selects the same seed value in its randomization. What this means is, every time you boot the game up, the winning briefcase is always in the same location on the first round. I'm not sure if subsequent rounds are properly pseudo-random (it would make sense if it seeds off execution time, but hey, it could be another bug!) but that one offence is bad enough.
Also anyone who is willing to pay money for a pseudo-random number generator disguised as a "game" where you arbitrarily pick cells of numbers with no possibility of strategy damn well deserves a broken pseudo-random number generator.
Adding LotR: Conquest on the PS3.
Generic hack and slash with poor (poor is a gross understatement) AI and no semblance of balance makes for a very bad game.
Though what makes it the worst instead of just bad is the fact that the announcer alone makes me want to hit the wall. With my head.
Generic hack and slash with poor (poor is a gross understatement) AI and no semblance of balance makes for a very bad game.
Though what makes it the worst instead of just bad is the fact that the announcer alone makes me want to hit the wall. With my head.
Reminds me of Pokémon Emerald! Technically it seeded from execution time but this wasn't nearly enough if you were obsessed with shinies/high IVs/whatever. Squadrons of nerds obsessed with spoiling the game for others came up with methods of using a stopwatch to guarantee getting a poke with certain stats. They've been attacking the higher quality RNGs on the DS games ever since.awp wrote:
If it hasn't been mentioned yet,that gameshow with Howie Mandell where you arbitrarily selectah! Deal or No Deal, that's what it's called.
Due to a bug in the source code, the game always selects the same seed value in its randomization. What this means is, every time you boot the game up, the winning briefcase is always in the same location on the first round. I'm not sure if subsequent rounds are properly pseudo-random (it would make sense if it seeds off execution time, but hey, it could be another bug!) but that one offence is bad enough.
Also anyone who is willing to pay money for a pseudo-random number generator disguised as a "game" where you arbitrarily pick cells of numbers with no possibility of strategy damn well deserves a broken pseudo-random number generator.
reload on wii , this game is too easy get bored , bad rock music and you only can do is shoot the targets . i prefer play the house of dead 2+3 and overkill .
fifa 97 on gameboy, also all CD-I games and more recently, the test drive unlimited 2 beta was just horrible.