I HATE Fullmetal Alchemist: Dual Sympathy. It was about three hours long, and half the story was told to you. The most f**king annoying minigame in the history of minigames was in this game. The minigame was to tap the bottom-left corner followed by the bottom-right corner, then the left etc. It took me a whole hour to complete this minigame (e.g. 33% of the story) and in the end, someone else had to do it for me, because I couldn't move my hand that fast. The story wasn't even any good, so worst $15 game ever.
Wait, you bought a licensed game?
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TOCA Race Driver 2. It's impossible at the second championship. The first is a little easy but the second with WTF cars... And games that the "Joueur du Grenier" and I played.
I saw a test on YouTube of this awful game on NES (I think that the controls are the same >>), and I never tried to play it. According to Joueur du Grenier (the french 'AVGN'), this game has miserable controls.
This one was just sad. The combat was boring, the excavation was retarded and annoying, and wandering around looking for excavation sites require going through boring, no, painful combat so you could go through painful excavation.
The game wasn't just bad, I swear it was inflicting pain upon me as I played it.
oh, and this was an osu!er recommendation. NEVER AGAIN.
Forget it people for you are all WRONG in the face of my pick for THE WORST COMPLETE game ever, Bebe's Kids.
1. It only coincedes with the plot twice, and that's only in the cutscenes.
2.It has a battle system that has TIERS IN ITS ATTACKS. (Short attacks deal I hit of damage whereas on the same scale, heavy attacks deal 10 TIMES THAT.) So punches deal 1/35 damage where as uppercuts cut that into 1/3 of the enemies' usual life.
3.Worst final boss theme ever/worst rap ever. I have a feeling that if I link to it I will find a APPROVED BEATMAP in return.
4.Too difficult.(Losing a [non-existant] life makes you have to repeat the intermission before the level you were just in too. You'll know you reached a checkpoint when you face the same thing as the first level, only harder.
5 Controls are awful.
6. Look at their walk animations!
And whoever said Earthbound is the worst game ever and didn't provide any evidence is mean. It has its faults but at least it has good things about it.
And whoever said Earthbound is the worst game ever and didn't provide any evidence is mean. It has its faults but at least it has good things about it.
There are actually no faults in Earthbound. Not one.
It doesn't matter whether you win or lose. The only thing that matters is whether I win or lose in this game called life.
And whoever said Earthbound is the worst game ever and didn't provide any evidence is mean. It has its faults but at least it has good things about it.
There are actually no faults in Earthbound. Not one.
I love the game like Dwanye Johnson loves his daughters in movies but it has faults.
1. Whoever thought that a separate battle theme just for hippies obviously had TROLOLOL on the mind. I'm looking at you, Itoi.
2. Somethings could have been handled better and some music was just stupid. Like most of the ordinary battle themes are downright mocking. They not only copy other songs but they don't make a good track when they did it.
3. I have discovered a HUGE bug that if done properly, let's you skip the 5th and 6th dungeons and not even know that there was a key item in the sewers. What kind of jerk listens in on phone calls made for museum curators anyway? If you just avoid the phone conversation that ties in to Venus, the Plague-Infested Rat, and the signature then the game won't tell you what you did wrong unless Hint Man would offer his services.
3. I have discovered a HUGE bug that if done properly, let's you skip the 5th and 6th dungeons and not even know that there was a key item in the sewers. What kind of jerk listens in on phone calls made for museum curators anyway? If you just avoid the phone conversation that ties in to Venus, the Plague-Infested Rat, and the signature then the game won't tell you what you did wrong unless Hint Man would offer his services.
That's why it came with a player's guide And I agree with the other statements, sort of.
There are actually no faults in Earthbound. Not one.
I love the game like Dwanye Johnson loves his daughters in movies but it has faults.
1. Whoever thought that a separate battle theme just for hippies obviously had TROLOLOL on the mind. I'm looking at you, Itoi.
2. Somethings could have been handled better and some music was just stupid. Like most of the ordinary battle themes are downright mocking. They not only copy other songs but they don't make a good track when they did it.
3. I have discovered a HUGE bug that if done properly, let's you skip the 5th and 6th dungeons and not even know that there was a key item in the sewers. What kind of jerk listens in on phone calls made for museum curators anyway? If you just avoid the phone conversation that ties in to Venus, the Plague-Infested Rat, and the signature then the game won't tell you what you did wrong unless Hint Man would offer his services.
Nope. Earthbound is a perfect game. The faults lie with you.
It doesn't matter whether you win or lose. The only thing that matters is whether I win or lose in this game called life.
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Now onto Earthbound.
I perfer Mother. I perfer Mother vastly. Why?
Mother 1 is a lot darker.
Mother 1 presents the kind of challenge you'd expect from Shin Megami Tensei. And I love me some SMT.
Mother 1 has a protagonist who can be somebody other than a healer. So what if he doesn't have a special move? Can Ness send his enemies into the 4th dimmension? At the cost of around 8 pp? I think not. Also Ninten learns PK Beam. That's awesome.
It really touched my heart when Teddy died. It was his death that hardened my resolve to scale Mount Itoi the second time.
The dance was great, as well as the relationship choice that had no actual effect on the story.
Also, Loid/Lloyd's shining moment. I wonder if he ever got over the fact that Teddy's death was partially his fault. Teddie was already ER ready and then his body got hit by a tank missile explosion. He spent his last moments telling the party to live on and for Lloyd to be brave.
In Earthbound Zero he recovers.
In Mother 1 he dies.
This is voiced by the fact that checking him and talking to him will reveal nothing but an empty text box. Why do you think he got his ultimate weapon so fast? He just went from a knife to a good sized sword then he died.
That was more touching than an old man whisking away the foreign kid for a lesson in spiritual enlightenment.
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Chill out buddy, you don't even know who I am.
I am probably the second most laidback mod on these forums.
also i have administrator access
It doesn't matter whether you win or lose. The only thing that matters is whether I win or lose in this game called life.
As you can clearly see I have no respect for MODERATION. True power lies in ADMINISTRATION! I just treat mods like I treat regular users. Because as long as you aren't a stick in the mud you will soon realize you can't ban me or otherwise for just being informal. Now administrators? Guess what happened to deviantart when people were given administrative rights? How DARE you dislike MY work! BANHAMMER!
Chill out buddy, you don't even know who I am.
I am probably the second most laidback mod on these forums.
also i have administrator access
Let me recap:
I don't care WHO you are, I will treat you just like I treat regular users, but people I can ask questions to as well.
I am not prejudiced to mods. I just don't like jokers who do things like that male or female. Earthbound will not ever be the best RPG ever. Giygas is not that disturbing. I'm too busy wailing on him to care just what the fetus freak looks like. And furthermore*shot*
And whoever said Earthbound is the worst game ever and didn't provide any evidence is mean. It has its faults but at least it has good things about it.
There are actually no faults in Earthbound. Not one.
I need to track down a copy of Superman 64. Should be legendary
Don't do itttttt.... lol it might be cheap at local game stores that would still sell n64 games... I think I gave mine away for another game but that was a long time ago.... now that we have the internet i actually read reviews, and watch videos before I buy it
not trying to troll here but the last game i played and that i hated it was apb why? frustrating gameplay, might pvp vs some ppl with way more powerful guns then yours, car controls are terrible, screen might freeze when driving and when it unfreezes you are ramming a wall( i am totally serious this happened when i was driving a car with my friend and we were getting chased by cops), missions are really repetitive, and when you are a criminal and you want to do some awesome stuff (stealing a store, or mugging some1) you will always get chased by some cops even if theres nobody around you, criminals notority dont even look like dropping and cops prestige goes down so easily, and this is the first game that i got a blue screen of my life even if i had the required system to play it but in some way i like it because of the customization ( btw my close and open beta feedback was something like that and i bet it was never read by any realtime world dev D: ) all i hope is that k2 network will improve it since they purchased apb and will relaunch it in 2011
But yeah that place would go to Secret of Mana at the same time.
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I color my greentexting green because I [REDACTED] feel like it.
What? I'm just stating the truth. I hate Secret of Mana.
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I color my greentexting green because I [REDACTED] feel like it.
The major flaw it in was the stupid computer controls which did annoy the heck out of me (I played with friends some of the time) Apart from that I thought the story/gameplay/graphics were nice for the time~
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Personally, I think the fiighting system is really confusing and you are only allowed to finish a stage within 30 secs.
You get in a random battle, you kill the enemies, and you get exp. That's pretty simple IMO. And the levels last longer then 30 seconds. (Excluding the Knight levels) And the humor in the game is pretty good, so I don't really see this as a worst game.
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Shittest control system ever, and having to go back to the temple...goddamn.
Mate seriously. That game lasts and it requires more than simple skill. It's not entirely reliant on its multiplayer (good) the story is long and challenging for fools like you (good) and it isn't generic and combines all the features of a classic Zelda game on DS.
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You get in a random battle, you kill the enemies, and you get exp. That's pretty simple IMO. And the levels last longer then 30 seconds. (Excluding the Knight levels) And the humor in the game is pretty good, so I don't really see this as a worst game.
Oh I see
Actually, I didn't finish the 1st level and I really can't pass that level. I'm sorry if I judged the game without further observation/fniishing the game or whatever. hehe
I see the CDi Zelda games listed there which, while not very good, are much better than other games I've played and managed to hold my interest for the 2 hours it takes to play through them when you don't know what the hell to do. And the cutscenes are rich.
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Shittest control system ever, and having to go back to the temple...goddamn.
Mate seriously. That game lasts and it requires more than simple skill. It's not entirely reliant on its multiplayer (good) the story is long and challenging for fools like you (good) and it isn't generic and combines all the features of a classic Zelda game on DS.
to put this into perspective for you:
phantom hourglass is the only video game i've ever returned, ever
i couldn't even do a fucking spin attack that's how god-awful the controls were. i enjoy zelda because it offers a challenge, but even the tutorial dungeon made me scratch my head a few times
phantom hourglass is the only video game i've ever returned, ever
i couldn't even do a fucking spin attack that's how god-awful the controls were. i enjoy zelda because it offers a challenge, but even the tutorial dungeon made me scratch my head a few times[/quote]
Then why didn't you just say "I'm awful at Phantom Hourglass, therefore I hate it?"
It's supposed make you scratch your head, that's the goddamn challenge. If you were more practical and patient then you'd have enjoyed the game more. I bet (by the looks of it) that you gave up quite easily. As for the controls, they may not suit some but controls are never versatile enough to suit every player. And one more thing, you could change some controls to suit you. Take some time and look around. Not every game is as linear as you want it to be.
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I thought the controls for Phantom Hourglass were alright. I got as far as the Heavy Metal part of the game (which is a very misleading title which tends to set you up for disappointment if you're like me) and I got to a spot where I needed Bombchus
and I had no idea where to get a Bombchu bag
rather than Gamefaqs it, I pretty much gave up entirely on the game. Which is a shame, because my favourite Zelda is Wind Waker and this one, while nothing like it, is technically a sequel
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Prince of Persia: The Fallen King for DS. It is truly the worst game I have ever played. An action/platformer controlled only through the touch screen. Why? There are six buttons and a D-pad on the DS! Why not use those!? ... I'm sorry, I can understand using the touch screen for magic but why use it for running, jumping, and fighting as well? It just makes the game fell scripted. Plus harden magic is almost impossible to use.
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Commander Keen, I never got to know how it worked... even though I bought it....
Then why didn't you just say "I'm awful at Phantom Hourglass, therefore I hate it?"
It's supposed make you scratch your head, that's the goddamn challenge. If you were more practical and patient then you'd have enjoyed the game more. I bet (by the looks of it) that you gave up quite easily. As for the controls, they may not suit some but controls are never versatile enough to suit every player. And one more thing, you could change some controls to suit you. Take some time and look around. Not every game is as linear as you want it to be.
umad bro
just because you like infuriating games doesn't mean i want to throw away 35 fucking dollars on a game that bored me and was frustrating after 3 hours
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I thought the controls for Phantom Hourglass were alright. I got as far as the Heavy Metal part of the game (which is a very misleading title which tends to set you up for disappointment if you're like me) and I got to a spot where I needed Bombchus
and I had no idea where to get a Bombchu bag
rather than Gamefaqs it, I pretty much gave up entirely on the game. Which is a shame, because my favourite Zelda is Wind Waker and this one, while nothing like it, is technically a sequel
-The new Spyro games -The new Crach Bandicoot games
And my Least-favorite: "RS: Riding Spirits" Worst copy of Gran Turismo I have EVER, EVER seen. Stupid control of a motorbike with crappy menus and confusing instructions makes this game SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO terribleawful GOD DAMN HORRIBLE!
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There are actually no faults in Earthbound. Not one.
Also, I am going to say Superman 64. I actually played that game a lot. The last thing I remember before I slipped into insanity was some mission where I had to escort Lois Lane out of a factory. At set intervals, we would be jumped by a bunch of thugs or robots or something. I can't remember. All I remember is the way I had to protect Lois was to freeze her with my ice breath into a giant block of ice so the thugs could not punch her, and then proceed to beat them in a horribly clunky manner. I had to do this over and over for God knows how long. Then as soon as she thawed out, 50 guys would come out of nowhere and punch her to death.
All I remember of that game is flying through rings for about half an hour at a time and delaying Lois's death by forcing hypothermia upon her.
In the end, I did what Superman usually does to solve all his problems. I threw the game into the fucking sun.
My armor is contempt, my shield is disgust, my sword is hatred. In the Emperor's name, let none survive.
If it hasn't been mentioned yet, that gameshow with Howie Mandell where you arbitrarily select ah! Deal or No Deal, that's what it's called.
Due to a bug in the source code, the game always selects the same seed value in its randomization. What this means is, every time you boot the game up, the winning briefcase is always in the same location on the first round. I'm not sure if subsequent rounds are properly pseudo-random (it would make sense if it seeds off execution time, but hey, it could be another bug!) but that one offence is bad enough.
Also anyone who is willing to pay money for a pseudo-random number generator disguised as a "game" where you arbitrarily pick cells of numbers with no possibility of strategy damn well deserves a broken pseudo-random number generator.
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If it hasn't been mentioned yet, that gameshow with Howie Mandell where you arbitrarily select ah! Deal or No Deal, that's what it's called.
Due to a bug in the source code, the game always selects the same seed value in its randomization. What this means is, every time you boot the game up, the winning briefcase is always in the same location on the first round. I'm not sure if subsequent rounds are properly pseudo-random (it would make sense if it seeds off execution time, but hey, it could be another bug!) but that one offence is bad enough.
Also anyone who is willing to pay money for a pseudo-random number generator disguised as a "game" where you arbitrarily pick cells of numbers with no possibility of strategy damn well deserves a broken pseudo-random number generator.
Reminds me of Pokémon Emerald! Technically it seeded from execution time but this wasn't nearly enough if you were obsessed with shinies/high IVs/whatever. Squadrons of nerds obsessed with spoiling the game for others came up with methods of using a stopwatch to guarantee getting a poke with certain stats. They've been attacking the higher quality RNGs on the DS games ever since.
reload on wii , this game is too easy get bored , bad rock music and you only can do is shoot the targets . i prefer play the house of dead 2+3 and overkill .
Blade Kitten, I don't know why I bought it but Steam tells me I played it for 20 minutes, and I remember being very annoyed and bored after I quit playing.
"I'd rather drink diarrhea sauce than play this game. I'd rather have mecha godzilla take a mecha dump on my ear while simultaneously eating the rotten asshole of a roadkill skunk and down it with beer. This game isn't just a piece of shit, its a whole shit. That's what you get for reaching into the dark depths of the NES library. You might as well be reaching into a dog's asshole...'cuz all you're going to find is shit. WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?!?!!?" -the angry video game nerd
I was going to say Superman 64, but noticed i'm not the only one that had to deal with the horrors of wasted video game budget... no.... wasting time in our lives trying to figure out what the hell to do in poorly made levels.
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