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It's also due to the fact there are much much better alternatives if I want to play a shoot 'em up. Horizontal is superior, so if I want to play a shoot 'em up I'll play Gradius, Life Force, etc.Zekira wrote:
Many other games also have the exact same shit on their sequels too, and if we'll follow your logic then a lot of other games are candidates for 'worst game' then.
Why so defensive?
Edit: Oh right, the reason why I mentioned all of them were the same is because he mentioned that I probably only played 3 of the games(At least, I assumed it was partly directed at me). So I backed it up by mentioning I did, in fact, play all of them.
SKREEEEEArusha Shuna wrote:
what's a metriod?
That is a horrible statement. It isn't really that hard at all, it's just that the bullet hell market is niche piece of shit that makes the same sorts of (sometimes incredibly good) games over and over again.Zekira wrote:
to be fair it's actually kind of hard to add more elements to basic vertical bullet hell shooter games
I see what you did thereNeo@lex wrote:
R-Type rotated 90 degrees CCW
@RL Link I don't think it's fair to compare shmups to bullet hell games. In my experience they're different enough to be classified separately, and even though I enjoy shmups (I am bad at them) I could not enjoy a bullet-hell game. Bullet-hell games are just too...scripted. It's not reactive, it's memorization. You memorize hitboxes and "safe zones" within bullet patterns.
I prefer my careless fumbling around and real-time reaction in shmups to a scripted path.
I'm having trouble deciding which would be the absolutely worst game I've ever played. I could shoot off a list, but that would defeat the point of a worst game.
For those of you putting hard games in there. Looking at you KRZY. Grow a pair of strong plentiful balls.
For those of you putting hard games in there. Looking at you KRZY. Grow a pair of strong plentiful balls.
I'll be honest, that caught me off guard because I immediately thought of the vertical stages in Gradius II.awp wrote:
I see what you did thereNeo@lex wrote:
R-Type rotated 90 degrees CCW
@RL Link I don't think it's fair to compare shmups to bullet hell games. In my experience they're different enough to be classified separately, and even though I enjoy shmups (I am bad at them) I could not enjoy a bullet-hell game. Bullet-hell games are just too...scripted. It's not reactive, it's memorization. You memorize hitboxes and "safe zones" within bullet patterns.
I prefer my careless fumbling around and real-time reaction in shmups to a scripted path.
Also, you do have a point awp.
You haven't seen any other online games that tried to be alike Maplestory.Two wrote:
Maplestory
Good for you that you didn't tried them.
You memorize "safe zones" within bullet patterns.Actually that mentality has been destroyed ever since TH11 came out, which was around 4 years ago or something, IDK. TH02-10, I agree with that statement though. All you can really memorize about patterns now in the newer games is how they look.
Actually right now I'm playing the most recent games of the Strikers series and...
...the techniques I'm using there don't really differ much to the ones I'm using in Touhou :< Less bullets but more fast-paced? There's still no denying the fact that a bullet can only have two directions: towards you and not towards you. Knowing that basic rule, the overused technique of streaming pretty much works with both bullet hell and shmups alike. The main difference though is the random factor, which contributes to the monotonous play of bullet hell, and is probably what sets it apart from shmups too.
To be fair, Touhou (since I really haven't played other bullet hells yet, I'm going to go safe here and only mention this one) already has its fair share of unscripted bullet patterns already, and that safespots don't really exist that prominent anymore. My friend who normally plays Lunatic couldn't even finish the newest Touhou's (TH12.8) Easy in the first 3 tries. And I can't even contemplate how fast the reflexes have to be in order to clear Lunatic (the average speed of bullets there is that it can cross the entire vertical screen within 1.5 seconds), and this time it actually feels like you need more reflexes than memorization now. ZUN's probably trying to remedy the inevitable fact that Touhou, is indeed, getting more monotonous every time, and that there are other bullet hells now that are rivaling the difficulty of Touhou, which is one of Touhou's biggest selling points as a video game.
So faggots defending touhou in less than three pages.
Good job.
Good job.
Rena-chan
Wipeout the Game. Althoughgameplay is good and graphics are, too. But the problem is the Sweeper. EVIL LAGS!!! >:
News flash, there are bullet hell games as hard as Touhou and they've been around for years.Zekira wrote:
and that there are other bullet hells now that are rivaling the difficulty of Touhou
lol by 'now' I'm pertaining to 10 years ago.
Oh whatever lol, it's not like I play much nowadays
Oh whatever lol, it's not like I play much nowadays
I didn't know they would be that faggy. I expected them just to talk about the worst games they played. Ah well.The_Priest_In_Yellow wrote:
So faggots defending touhou in less than three pages.
Good job.
Don't blame yourself, I was expecting more as well.RL Link wrote:
I didn't know they would be that faggy. I expected them just to talk about the worst games they played. Ah well.The_Priest_In_Yellow wrote:
So faggots defending touhou in less than three pages.
Good job.
Rena-chan
Topic Starter
Talk shit about Touhou, people get butthurt. Christ, take it like an adult, peeps (especially the people defending Touhou; some people have opinions, guys).
Anyway, back on topic. While I already mentioned the worst game I ever played, another contender is Shaq Fu (another obvious casualfag choice I know but still).
Anyway, back on topic. While I already mentioned the worst game I ever played, another contender is Shaq Fu (another obvious casualfag choice I know but still).
This is awesome
I played Shaq Fu for about 5-10 minutes.
...I somewhat enjoyed myself.
Edit: So, I've had a good think about it and I either can't remember the horrible games I've played or I haven't played them because I don't like playing shit games.
So here's the two that stick out in my mind.
1942 for the NES
This would just be a mediocre game if the music weren't so fucking horrible. I mean, seriously, who the hell thought anyone would enjoy that? A series of seemingly randomly placed bleeps and bloops until it gets to a point where it plays something that's actually decent just to mess with you, and then we're back to the fucking bloops.
NSFW (Who am I kidding, your work mates probably won't even be able to recognize what any of this shit is supposed to represent...)
/NSFW
Custer's Revenge for the Atari 2600
Putting aside the subject matter of you walking across the screen to rape a native American woman who is...tied to cactus, this game is just piss poor.
Still, at least it has slightly better music than 1942.
...I somewhat enjoyed myself.
Edit: So, I've had a good think about it and I either can't remember the horrible games I've played or I haven't played them because I don't like playing shit games.
So here's the two that stick out in my mind.
1942 for the NES
This would just be a mediocre game if the music weren't so fucking horrible. I mean, seriously, who the hell thought anyone would enjoy that? A series of seemingly randomly placed bleeps and bloops until it gets to a point where it plays something that's actually decent just to mess with you, and then we're back to the fucking bloops.
NSFW (Who am I kidding, your work mates probably won't even be able to recognize what any of this shit is supposed to represent...)
/NSFW
Custer's Revenge for the Atari 2600
Putting aside the subject matter of you walking across the screen to rape a native American woman who is...tied to cactus, this game is just piss poor.
Still, at least it has slightly better music than 1942.
I thought Shaq Fu was okay. I mean yeah, it was pretty bad, but it wasn't horrid. I have two fighting games for the Genesis: Shaq Fu, and Weaponlord. Weaponlord has some neat mechanics, but the difficulty is so grueling that I just can not enjoy it in the least.Mogsworth wrote:
While I already mentioned the worst game I ever played, another contender is Shaq Fu (another obvious casualfag choice I know but still).
looking at some of the games listed in this thread makes me want to go watch the videos the angry video game nerd did on youtube about them
(yes I have too much time on my hands sometimes)
(yes I have too much time on my hands sometimes)
Glover for the N64. Made absolutely no sense and who would want to play as a discarded living hand throwing balls.
Glover was charming...WeegeevsWeegee wrote:
Glover for the N64. Made absolutely no sense and who would want to play as a discarded living hand throwing balls.
Carnival games... my step brother made me play it with him and I nearly fell asleep.
Ghosts 'n Goblins makes me wanna break my keyboard.
Crazy Hit Pokemon (PSX). It's bad. It's reaaaaly bad!
I once played this crappy clickbeat ripoff called "osu!"
Shit sucked.
Shit sucked.
I hate picking shit like "the worst game evar" or "the greatest motherfucking CoD evar".
So here's aran five and I bet I'll remember some more shit in ten minutes that will make this list completely outdated.
5. The Thing.
Oh you motherfuckers why are you doing this to me hnnrgh. I know, games licensed off of movies are more often than not shit, but I couldn’t help getting excited about this because hey ! How could they fuck this up !
Well they found a way. Between awkward controls, stiff characters and boring enemies, you had to work against bugs and tedious fuse box "puzzles". Not to mention the horribly strained story.
4. The X-Files (Game).
I so wanted to love this. It's a fucking x-files game, how could you not succeed. Oh, it's a full motion video title on seven disks. Ok cool, I played Myst : Riven. While the game does offer… nnnnsome entertainment (mostly by being a prick to everyone), it quickly bogs down in "try everything on everything" and "sit there and watch". Some if not most of the acting is outright hilariously bad, I'm getting the feeling neither David Duchovny nor Gillian Anderson was particularly excited about acting for this thing. Another grand fault is that you only have one way to go in some moments of the game, while I do like linear, this takes it to the extreme. You more or less need to memorize the path you need to take in certain places through brute force trial and error until you get it right. Nice atmosphere though.
Oh and by all the neutron stars, can't you come up with a better title than "The X-Files Game" ?
3. Bible Adventures.
Sighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsigh.
2. Castlevania (Nintendo 64).
Why. Bad controls, bad camera. Horrible 3D, alright it was early 3D but it was still horrible to look at and poorly animated. How aim whip in 3D ? Maybe it's just that I prefer Castlevania in the 2D sidescrolling fashion, but oh gigahertz.
1. Two Worlds.
I know this isn't an old game either, but I think it more than qualifies. I don't know what it is, it just bores me to death. I've tried playing it about ten times now and I have yet to complete more than two quests. There is just something about the game that makes it utterly unplayable, not even for laughs. The horse controls like a drunkard, a drunkard on speed when you try to gallop. The graphics aren't really that bad, not really that good either, just really uninspiring. Voice acting is… okay, I guess. Sounds is pretty nice, gameplay not horribly broken.
It just falls into that category of games that are just so generic that they cease to exist. Two Worlds feels like a chore to play, I think that's what I'm aiming for, a game should never feel like a chore. Nothing redeems this title. The X series (X : Beyond the frontier – X2 : The threat – X3 : The Reunion) may be tedious to play, but it never feels that way. Where those games shine, this title fails and is quickly forgotten.
So here's aran five and I bet I'll remember some more shit in ten minutes that will make this list completely outdated.
5. The Thing.
Oh you motherfuckers why are you doing this to me hnnrgh. I know, games licensed off of movies are more often than not shit, but I couldn’t help getting excited about this because hey ! How could they fuck this up !
Well they found a way. Between awkward controls, stiff characters and boring enemies, you had to work against bugs and tedious fuse box "puzzles". Not to mention the horribly strained story.
4. The X-Files (Game).
I so wanted to love this. It's a fucking x-files game, how could you not succeed. Oh, it's a full motion video title on seven disks. Ok cool, I played Myst : Riven. While the game does offer… nnnnsome entertainment (mostly by being a prick to everyone), it quickly bogs down in "try everything on everything" and "sit there and watch". Some if not most of the acting is outright hilariously bad, I'm getting the feeling neither David Duchovny nor Gillian Anderson was particularly excited about acting for this thing. Another grand fault is that you only have one way to go in some moments of the game, while I do like linear, this takes it to the extreme. You more or less need to memorize the path you need to take in certain places through brute force trial and error until you get it right. Nice atmosphere though.
Oh and by all the neutron stars, can't you come up with a better title than "The X-Files Game" ?
3. Bible Adventures.
Sighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsigh.
2. Castlevania (Nintendo 64).
Why. Bad controls, bad camera. Horrible 3D, alright it was early 3D but it was still horrible to look at and poorly animated. How aim whip in 3D ? Maybe it's just that I prefer Castlevania in the 2D sidescrolling fashion, but oh gigahertz.
1. Two Worlds.
I know this isn't an old game either, but I think it more than qualifies. I don't know what it is, it just bores me to death. I've tried playing it about ten times now and I have yet to complete more than two quests. There is just something about the game that makes it utterly unplayable, not even for laughs. The horse controls like a drunkard, a drunkard on speed when you try to gallop. The graphics aren't really that bad, not really that good either, just really uninspiring. Voice acting is… okay, I guess. Sounds is pretty nice, gameplay not horribly broken.
It just falls into that category of games that are just so generic that they cease to exist. Two Worlds feels like a chore to play, I think that's what I'm aiming for, a game should never feel like a chore. Nothing redeems this title. The X series (X : Beyond the frontier – X2 : The threat – X3 : The Reunion) may be tedious to play, but it never feels that way. Where those games shine, this title fails and is quickly forgotten.
I watched my brother play through this ages ago. I think I had more fun than him.The_Priest_In_Yellow wrote:
4. The X-Files (Game).
I am one of the few people on the planet who enjoyed Castlevania for N64 but I apparently won't pay 11 dollars for it
I actually enjoyed that game myself. Well, I only played through 2 stages. I'm assuming it gets worse?
Metal Slug 4 and Earthworm Jim 3D
that game is fuckin wingabrielwoj wrote:
Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing.. Much people says it's a bad game...
IT'S FRICKIN AWESOME!!@!@!@!@!
Thanks for remaking my thread, another version!
Well, Big Rigs is the worst game evar
worst game i ever played is "Mickey mouse and the magical mirror" its gaaaayy, does everything for u =.=
10 year or so ago I actually found it pretty enjoyable, the camera wasn't great but I got used to it for the most part (these days I prob wouldn't like it as much)awp wrote:
I am one of the few people on the planet who enjoyed Castlevania for N64 but I apparently won't pay 11 dollars for it
D:
Batman Forever for SNES. Its suckiness became such a running joke between me and my brother that I got it off eBay for $5 and gave it to him as a prank birthday gift a decade later before giving him the real present, just to see the reaction. When he saw it, he silently lowered his head and buried it in his hands.
I'll admit I liked Castlevania on the N64 back in the day, but not enough to play it. Now days it nice to indulge in the nostalgia it brings, stopping just short of the hedge maze.
The worst game I ever played though was Malice for the PS2 (multi-console game). Yes, played through. I got to the credits of that mediocre mess. It was all hyped up, but ultimately sucked. You play as demi-god Malice, out to do...something. I think get her powers back. So you have to go through some linear worlds, no backtracking allowed (you miss those "heart pieces" and they're lost forever), death is a slap on the wrist and it's easier to just reload the save file instead of wasting half an hour returning to life, and everything gets dull after 10 minutes. Oh, and the final boss? Same pattern over and over and Malice does barely any damage to it. Yeah. Fun. :/
As for the ending...
I'd put down a few more, but chances are I've blocked them out.
The worst game I ever played though was Malice for the PS2 (multi-console game). Yes, played through. I got to the credits of that mediocre mess. It was all hyped up, but ultimately sucked. You play as demi-god Malice, out to do...something. I think get her powers back. So you have to go through some linear worlds, no backtracking allowed (you miss those "heart pieces" and they're lost forever), death is a slap on the wrist and it's easier to just reload the save file instead of wasting half an hour returning to life, and everything gets dull after 10 minutes. Oh, and the final boss? Same pattern over and over and Malice does barely any damage to it. Yeah. Fun. :/
As for the ending...
SPOILER
Roll credits, which I think could be accessed from the main menu. Can't remember much more than that except for a farting mushroom mutant, the ability to float, shrinking, and a level where you had to sneak by crows, the minions of the big bad.Malice stands on the cracked ground of the final boss' arena as it becomes filled with flora. She turns to the gamer and says: "Don't call me Mother. Just call me Malice!" Sound of weapon hitting something.
I'd put down a few more, but chances are I've blocked them out.
Pokemon SoulSilver/HeartGold
-Stupid non-creepy Lavender Town music
-Lyra=Big hat girl obsessed with marill
-D***ed Pokethon
-Stupid non-creepy Lavender Town music
-Lyra=Big hat girl obsessed with marill
-D***ed Pokethon
Starcraft
Serious Answer: Gauntlet Legends (It's just bad. You have to run against your enemies to deal damage...
Serious Answer: Gauntlet Legends (It's just bad. You have to run against your enemies to deal damage...
s' kinda hard to answer since I've never really played a game I didn't like--I'm a fairly good judge of games that I'll like before I buy them.
That being said, one of the only games I felt unsatisfied after finishing was Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland or whatever that terrible game on the GBA was. I guess it wasn't bad, but I did not feel very accomplished after I beat it.
Tilt n' Tumble was just hilariously bad/frustrating, though.
That being said, one of the only games I felt unsatisfied after finishing was Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland or whatever that terrible game on the GBA was. I guess it wasn't bad, but I did not feel very accomplished after I beat it.
Tilt n' Tumble was just hilariously bad/frustrating, though.
:(Cuddlebun wrote:
That being said, one of the only games I felt unsatisfied after finishing was Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland or whatever that terrible game on the GBA was. I guess it wasn't bad, but I did not feel very accomplished after I beat it.
That game was cool.
I HATE Fullmetal Alchemist: Dual Sympathy. It was about three hours long, and half the story was told to you. The most f**king annoying minigame in the history of minigames was in this game. The minigame was to tap the bottom-left corner followed by the bottom-right corner, then the left etc. It took me a whole hour to complete this minigame (e.g. 33% of the story) and in the end, someone else had to do it for me, because I couldn't move my hand that fast. The story wasn't even any good, so worst $15 game ever.
Wait, you bought a licensed game?Yoichi Sturmhimmel wrote:
I HATE Fullmetal Alchemist: Dual Sympathy. It was about three hours long, and half the story was told to you. The most f**king annoying minigame in the history of minigames was in this game. The minigame was to tap the bottom-left corner followed by the bottom-right corner, then the left etc. It took me a whole hour to complete this minigame (e.g. 33% of the story) and in the end, someone else had to do it for me, because I couldn't move my hand that fast. The story wasn't even any good, so worst $15 game ever.
Dual Sympathy did suck, yes it did. Good thing I try before I buy.
TOCA Race Driver 2. It's impossible at the second championship. The first is a little easy but the second with WTF cars... 
And games that the "Joueur du Grenier" and I played.
(the Joueur du Grenier is the french AVGN
)
And games that the "Joueur du Grenier" and I played.
(the Joueur du Grenier is the french AVGN
)Tip: movie/tv show-> game always sucksAzure_Kyte wrote:
Dual Sympathy did suck, yes it did. Good thing I try before I buy.
I had fun with Spider-Man 2 on the PS2. That game didn't suck.Two wrote:
Tip: movie/tv show-> game always sucksAzure_Kyte wrote:
Dual Sympathy did suck, yes it did. Good thing I try before I buy.
Crazy Frog Racer for the GBA. God awful game.
A Simpsons game for the Sega Genesis, I didnt even understand it lol.
Bart Versus Space Mutants ?Ever17 wrote:
A Simpsons game for the Sega Genesis, I didnt even understand it lol.
Oh my god! Yeah, that terrible game 
I saw a test on YouTube of this awful game on NES (I think that the controls are the same >>), and I never tried to play it. According to Joueur du Grenier (the french 'AVGN'), this game has miserable controls.
Seriously :
After discovering that he can jump on the setting
C'EST UN PARADOXE DE L'AXE Z !! Y'A PLUS DE PROFONDEUR !! C'EST HORRIBLE !! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHHH!!!!
= It's a paradox of the Z axis !! There's no depth anymore !! It's horrible !! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!
= It's a paradox of the Z axis !! There's no depth anymore !! It's horrible !! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!
Seriously :
This game isn't exception to this rule. =w=Two wrote:
Tip: movie/tv show-> game always sucks
alot.
Worst of all time? I'll just halfass and say Action 52
Worst of all time? I'll just halfass and say Action 52
Spectrobes: Beyond the Portals
At least you can laugh at other bad games.
This one was just sad. The combat was boring, the excavation was retarded and annoying, and wandering around looking for excavation sites require going through boring, no, painful combat so you could go through painful excavation.
The game wasn't just bad, I swear it was inflicting pain upon me as I played it.
oh, and this was an osu!er recommendation. NEVER AGAIN.
At least you can laugh at other bad games.
This one was just sad. The combat was boring, the excavation was retarded and annoying, and wandering around looking for excavation sites require going through boring, no, painful combat so you could go through painful excavation.
The game wasn't just bad, I swear it was inflicting pain upon me as I played it.
oh, and this was an osu!er recommendation. NEVER AGAIN.
Forget it people for you are all WRONG in the face of my pick for THE WORST COMPLETE game ever, Bebe's Kids.
1. It only coincedes with the plot twice, and that's only in the cutscenes.
2.It has a battle system that has TIERS IN ITS ATTACKS. (Short attacks deal I hit of damage whereas on the same scale, heavy attacks deal 10 TIMES THAT.) So punches deal 1/35 damage where as uppercuts cut that into 1/3 of the enemies' usual life.
3.Worst final boss theme ever/worst rap ever. I have a feeling that if I link to it I will find a APPROVED BEATMAP in return.
4.Too difficult.(Losing a [non-existant] life makes you have to repeat the intermission before the level you were just in too. You'll know you reached a checkpoint when you face the same thing as the first level, only harder.
5 Controls are awful.
6. Look at their walk animations!
And whoever said Earthbound is the worst game ever and didn't provide any evidence is mean. It has its faults but at least it has good things about it.
1. It only coincedes with the plot twice, and that's only in the cutscenes.
2.It has a battle system that has TIERS IN ITS ATTACKS. (Short attacks deal I hit of damage whereas on the same scale, heavy attacks deal 10 TIMES THAT.) So punches deal 1/35 damage where as uppercuts cut that into 1/3 of the enemies' usual life.
3.Worst final boss theme ever/worst rap ever. I have a feeling that if I link to it I will find a APPROVED BEATMAP in return.
4.Too difficult.(Losing a [non-existant] life makes you have to repeat the intermission before the level you were just in too. You'll know you reached a checkpoint when you face the same thing as the first level, only harder.
5 Controls are awful.
6. Look at their walk animations!
And whoever said Earthbound is the worst game ever and didn't provide any evidence is mean. It has its faults but at least it has good things about it.
Mother 2
Lemon Water wrote:
Mother 2
Care to explain WHY?
I was being sarcastic ~Patcheresu wrote:
Care to explain WHY?
Topic is derailing. Cut it out Ms. Animu.Lemon Water wrote:
I was being sarcastic ~Patcheresu wrote:
Care to explain WHY?
Okay.Patcheresu wrote:
Topic is derailing. Cut it out Ms. Animu.
There are actually no faults in Earthbound. Not one.Patcheresu wrote:
And whoever said Earthbound is the worst game ever and didn't provide any evidence is mean. It has its faults but at least it has good things about it.
I love the game like Dwanye Johnson loves his daughters in movies but it has faults.Ivalset wrote:
There are actually no faults in Earthbound. Not one.Patcheresu wrote:
And whoever said Earthbound is the worst game ever and didn't provide any evidence is mean. It has its faults but at least it has good things about it.
1. Whoever thought that a separate battle theme just for hippies obviously had TROLOLOL on the mind. I'm looking at you, Itoi.
2. Somethings could have been handled better and some music was just stupid. Like most of the ordinary battle themes are downright mocking. They not only copy other songs but they don't make a good track when they did it.
3. I have discovered a HUGE bug that if done properly, let's you skip the 5th and 6th dungeons and not even know that there was a key item in the sewers. What kind of jerk listens in on phone calls made for museum curators anyway? If you just avoid the phone conversation that ties in to Venus, the Plague-Infested Rat, and the signature then the game won't tell you what you did wrong unless Hint Man would offer his services.
That's why it came with a player's guidePatcheresu wrote:
3. I have discovered a HUGE bug that if done properly, let's you skip the 5th and 6th dungeons and not even know that there was a key item in the sewers. What kind of jerk listens in on phone calls made for museum curators anyway? If you just avoid the phone conversation that ties in to Venus, the Plague-Infested Rat, and the signature then the game won't tell you what you did wrong unless Hint Man would offer his services.
And I agree with the other statements, sort of.
Nope. Earthbound is a perfect game. The faults lie with you.Patcheresu wrote:
I love the game like Dwanye Johnson loves his daughters in movies but it has faults.Ivalset wrote:
There are actually no faults in Earthbound. Not one.
1. Whoever thought that a separate battle theme just for hippies obviously had TROLOLOL on the mind. I'm looking at you, Itoi.
2. Somethings could have been handled better and some music was just stupid. Like most of the ordinary battle themes are downright mocking. They not only copy other songs but they don't make a good track when they did it.
3. I have discovered a HUGE bug that if done properly, let's you skip the 5th and 6th dungeons and not even know that there was a key item in the sewers. What kind of jerk listens in on phone calls made for museum curators anyway? If you just avoid the phone conversation that ties in to Venus, the Plague-Infested Rat, and the signature then the game won't tell you what you did wrong unless Hint Man would offer his services.
SILENCE!
As you can clearly see I have no respect for MODERATION. True power lies in ADMINISTRATION! I just treat mods like I treat regular users. Because as long as you aren't a stick in the mud you will soon realize you can't ban me or otherwise for just being informal. Now administrators? Guess what happened to deviantart when people were given administrative rights? How DARE you dislike MY work! BANHAMMER!
Now onto Earthbound.
I perfer Mother. I perfer Mother vastly. Why?
Mother 1 is a lot darker.
Mother 1 presents the kind of challenge you'd expect from Shin Megami Tensei. And I love me some SMT.
Mother 1 has a protagonist who can be somebody other than a healer. So what if he doesn't have a special move? Can Ness send his enemies into the 4th dimmension? At the cost of around 8 pp? I think not. Also Ninten learns PK Beam. That's awesome.
It really touched my heart when Teddy died. It was his death that hardened my resolve to scale Mount Itoi the second time.
The dance was great, as well as the relationship choice that had no actual effect on the story.
Also, Loid/Lloyd's shining moment. I wonder if he ever got over the fact that Teddy's death was partially his fault. Teddie was already ER ready and then his body got hit by a tank missile explosion. He spent his last moments telling the party to live on and for Lloyd to be brave.
In Earthbound Zero he recovers.
In Mother 1 he dies.
This is voiced by the fact that checking him and talking to him will reveal nothing but an empty text box. Why do you think he got his ultimate weapon so fast? He just went from a knife to a good sized sword then he died.
That was more touching than an old man whisking away the foreign kid for a lesson in spiritual enlightenment.
As you can clearly see I have no respect for MODERATION. True power lies in ADMINISTRATION! I just treat mods like I treat regular users. Because as long as you aren't a stick in the mud you will soon realize you can't ban me or otherwise for just being informal. Now administrators? Guess what happened to deviantart when people were given administrative rights? How DARE you dislike MY work! BANHAMMER!
Now onto Earthbound.
I perfer Mother. I perfer Mother vastly. Why?
Mother 1 is a lot darker.
Mother 1 presents the kind of challenge you'd expect from Shin Megami Tensei. And I love me some SMT.
Mother 1 has a protagonist who can be somebody other than a healer. So what if he doesn't have a special move? Can Ness send his enemies into the 4th dimmension? At the cost of around 8 pp? I think not. Also Ninten learns PK Beam. That's awesome.
It really touched my heart when Teddy died. It was his death that hardened my resolve to scale Mount Itoi the second time.
The dance was great, as well as the relationship choice that had no actual effect on the story.
Also, Loid/Lloyd's shining moment. I wonder if he ever got over the fact that Teddy's death was partially his fault. Teddie was already ER ready and then his body got hit by a tank missile explosion. He spent his last moments telling the party to live on and for Lloyd to be brave.
In Earthbound Zero he recovers.
In Mother 1 he dies.
This is voiced by the fact that checking him and talking to him will reveal nothing but an empty text box. Why do you think he got his ultimate weapon so fast? He just went from a knife to a good sized sword then he died.
That was more touching than an old man whisking away the foreign kid for a lesson in spiritual enlightenment.
Chill out buddy, you don't even know who I am.Patcheresu wrote:
SILENCE!
As you can clearly see I have no respect for MODERATION. True power lies in ADMINISTRATION! I just treat mods like I treat regular users. Because as long as you aren't a stick in the mud you will soon realize you can't ban me or otherwise for just being informal. Now administrators? Guess what happened to deviantart when people were given administrative rights? How DARE you dislike MY work! BANHAMMER!
I am probably the second most laidback mod on these forums.
also i have administrator access
Let me recap:Ivalset wrote:
Chill out buddy, you don't even know who I am.Patcheresu wrote:
SILENCE!
As you can clearly see I have no respect for MODERATION. True power lies in ADMINISTRATION! I just treat mods like I treat regular users. Because as long as you aren't a stick in the mud you will soon realize you can't ban me or otherwise for just being informal. Now administrators? Guess what happened to deviantart when people were given administrative rights? How DARE you dislike MY work! BANHAMMER!
I am probably the second most laidback mod on these forums.
also i have administrator access
I don't care WHO you are, I will treat you just like I treat regular users, but people I can ask questions to as well.
I am not prejudiced to mods. I just don't like jokers who do things like that male or female. Earthbound will not ever be the best RPG ever. Giygas is not that disturbing. I'm too busy wailing on him to care just what the fetus freak looks like. And furthermore*shot*
Actually, I'm pretty sure you are! There was absolutely no reason to bring up my moderator position in the first place.Patcheresu wrote:
I am not prejudiced to mods.
And plus, nobody even said Earthbound was the best RPG.
You were saying?Ivalset wrote:
There are actually no faults in Earthbound. Not one.Patcheresu wrote:
And whoever said Earthbound is the worst game ever and didn't provide any evidence is mean. It has its faults but at least it has good things about it.
Yes, I said it has no faults and it is a perfect game.
It is not the best RPG.
It is not the best RPG.
Favorite is Earthbound by far.
But the worst? Any of the DW Empires series. So boring.
But the worst? Any of the DW Empires series. So boring.
Oh I see what you did thar. You'd rather have someone who's down to Earth than something that has no flaws.Ivalset wrote:
Yes, I said it has no faults and it is a perfect game.
It is not the best RPG.
Superman 64 was pretty horrible.... Hmm...... That's all I can think of right now XD
Have you PLAYED it.
If you are asking if I played Superman 64? Yeah I haved, worst trade EVER lolPatcheresu wrote:
Have you PLAYED it.
I see, some people just put the worst games ever without playing them or troll us. Thank you.
I need to track down a copy of Superman 64. Should be legendary 
MetalMario201 wrote:
I need to track down a copy of Superman 64. Should be legendary
Don't do itttttt.... lol it might be cheap at local game stores that would still sell n64 games... I think I gave mine away for another game but that was a long time ago.... now that we have the internet i actually read reviews, and watch videos before I buy it
Patcheresu wrote:
Topic is derailing. Cut it out Ms. Animu.
Another horrible game that I played would be Crime Scene DS, I think it sucks... maybe some other people like it... It's just horrible lol
NO. And your grammar sucks balls in multi-langual.Pokebis wrote:
[attachment=0:0bf09]Pheonix Wright 4komo.jpg[/attachment:0bf09]Patcheresu wrote:
Topic is derailing. Cut it out Ms. Animu.
PS:
Si vos can lego is , vacuus a reddo , vos have meritus a aurum astrum.
not trying to troll here but the last game i played and that i hated it was apb
why? frustrating gameplay, might pvp vs some ppl with way more powerful guns then yours, car controls are terrible, screen might freeze when driving and when it unfreezes you are ramming a wall( i am totally serious this happened when i was driving a car with my friend and we were getting chased by cops), missions are really repetitive, and when you are a criminal and you want to do some awesome stuff (stealing a store, or mugging some1) you will always get chased by some cops even if theres nobody around you, criminals notority dont even look like dropping and cops prestige goes down so easily, and this is the first game that i got a blue screen of my life even if i had the required system to play it
but in some way i like it because of the customization ( btw my close and open beta feedback was something like that and i bet it was never read by any realtime world dev D: )
all i hope is that k2 network will improve it since they purchased apb and will relaunch it in 2011
why? frustrating gameplay, might pvp vs some ppl with way more powerful guns then yours, car controls are terrible, screen might freeze when driving and when it unfreezes you are ramming a wall( i am totally serious this happened when i was driving a car with my friend and we were getting chased by cops), missions are really repetitive, and when you are a criminal and you want to do some awesome stuff (stealing a store, or mugging some1) you will always get chased by some cops even if theres nobody around you, criminals notority dont even look like dropping and cops prestige goes down so easily, and this is the first game that i got a blue screen of my life even if i had the required system to play it
but in some way i like it because of the customization ( btw my close and open beta feedback was something like that and i bet it was never read by any realtime world dev D: )
all i hope is that k2 network will improve it since they purchased apb and will relaunch it in 2011
statement that people that have never been fantards will agree with
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But yeah that place would go to Secret of Mana at the same time.
............................................................................WeegeevsWeegee wrote:
But yeah that place would go to Secret of Mana at the same time.
What? I'm just stating the truth. I hate Secret of Mana.
Its on my list of best games
The major flaw it in was the stupid computer controls which did annoy the heck out of me (I played with friends some of the time)
Apart from that I thought the story/gameplay/graphics were nice for the time~
The major flaw it in was the stupid computer controls which did annoy the heck out of me (I played with friends some of the time)
Apart from that I thought the story/gameplay/graphics were nice for the time~
I am sorry that I did not do enough research.
:(Shootinglight wrote:
Any arcade game from the 1980s. It's not epic enough. Pac-Man, Galaga, and Donkey Kong are excused.
There's plenty of great arcade games from 80s.
I highly agree with this.adam2046 wrote:
There's plenty of great arcade games from 80s.
I stopped reading here.Shootinglight wrote:
Any arcade game from the 1980s.
The worst game i ever played was World Super Police for PS2 that game was Bulls***!
Its looong sold XD
Its looong sold XD
What is wrong with you!?!?! DDDDD:Shootinglight wrote:
Any arcade game from the 1980s.
Vanguard is an awesome game and you'd know it if you played itShootinglight wrote:
Any arcade game from the 1980s. It's not epic enough. Pac-Man, Galaga, and Donkey Kong are excused.
(c) 1982 so yep it's from the 80s
Commander Keen, I never got to know how it worked... even though I bought it....
It's a great game gtfo.Max300 wrote:
Commander Keen, I never got to know how it worked... even though I bought it....
Kingdom Hearts: 358/2.
Boring shit.
Boring shit.