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adam2046
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I played Shaq Fu for about 5-10 minutes.
...I somewhat enjoyed myself.

Edit: So, I've had a good think about it and I either can't remember the horrible games I've played or I haven't played them because I don't like playing shit games.

So here's the two that stick out in my mind.


1942 for the NES
This would just be a mediocre game if the music weren't so fucking horrible. I mean, seriously, who the hell thought anyone would enjoy that? A series of seemingly randomly placed bleeps and bloops until it gets to a point where it plays something that's actually decent just to mess with you, and then we're back to the fucking bloops.


NSFW (Who am I kidding, your work mates probably won't even be able to recognize what any of this shit is supposed to represent...)

/NSFW

Custer's Revenge for the Atari 2600
Putting aside the subject matter of you walking across the screen to rape a native American woman who is...tied to cactus, this game is just piss poor.
Still, at least it has slightly better music than 1942.
awp
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Mogsworth wrote:

While I already mentioned the worst game I ever played, another contender is Shaq Fu (another obvious casualfag choice I know but still).
I thought Shaq Fu was okay. I mean yeah, it was pretty bad, but it wasn't horrid. I have two fighting games for the Genesis: Shaq Fu, and Weaponlord. Weaponlord has some neat mechanics, but the difficulty is so grueling that I just can not enjoy it in the least.
James2250
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looking at some of the games listed in this thread makes me want to go watch the videos the angry video game nerd did on youtube about them
(yes I have too much time on my hands sometimes) :P
Esupanitix
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Glover for the N64. Made absolutely no sense and who would want to play as a discarded living hand throwing balls.
adam2046
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WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

Glover for the N64. Made absolutely no sense and who would want to play as a discarded living hand throwing balls.
Glover was charming...
ra92m
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Tetris - I miss it so much it became worse :<
0ouobatchy
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0ouobatchy
Carnival games... my step brother made me play it with him and I nearly fell asleep.
KinomiCandy
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KinomiCandy
Ghosts 'n Goblins makes me wanna break my keyboard.
Meikyuuiri Tsumi
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Meikyuuiri Tsumi
Crazy Hit Pokemon (PSX). It's bad. It's reaaaaly bad!
Pokebis
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Pokebis
I once played this crappy clickbeat ripoff called "osu!"
Shit sucked.
The_Priest_In_Yellow
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The_Priest_In_Yellow
I hate picking shit like "the worst game evar" or "the greatest motherfucking CoD evar".
So here's aran five and I bet I'll remember some more shit in ten minutes that will make this list completely outdated.

5. The Thing.
Oh you motherfuckers why are you doing this to me hnnrgh. I know, games licensed off of movies are more often than not shit, but I couldn’t help getting excited about this because hey ! How could they fuck this up !

Well they found a way. Between awkward controls, stiff characters and boring enemies, you had to work against bugs and tedious fuse box "puzzles". Not to mention the horribly strained story.

4. The X-Files (Game).
I so wanted to love this. It's a fucking x-files game, how could you not succeed. Oh, it's a full motion video title on seven disks. Ok cool, I played Myst : Riven. While the game does offer… nnnnsome entertainment (mostly by being a prick to everyone), it quickly bogs down in "try everything on everything" and "sit there and watch". Some if not most of the acting is outright hilariously bad, I'm getting the feeling neither David Duchovny nor Gillian Anderson was particularly excited about acting for this thing. Another grand fault is that you only have one way to go in some moments of the game, while I do like linear, this takes it to the extreme. You more or less need to memorize the path you need to take in certain places through brute force trial and error until you get it right. Nice atmosphere though.

Oh and by all the neutron stars, can't you come up with a better title than "The X-Files Game" ?

3. Bible Adventures.
Sighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsighsigh.

2. Castlevania (Nintendo 64).
Why. Bad controls, bad camera. Horrible 3D, alright it was early 3D but it was still horrible to look at and poorly animated. How aim whip in 3D ? Maybe it's just that I prefer Castlevania in the 2D sidescrolling fashion, but oh gigahertz.

1. Two Worlds.
I know this isn't an old game either, but I think it more than qualifies. I don't know what it is, it just bores me to death. I've tried playing it about ten times now and I have yet to complete more than two quests. There is just something about the game that makes it utterly unplayable, not even for laughs. The horse controls like a drunkard, a drunkard on speed when you try to gallop. The graphics aren't really that bad, not really that good either, just really uninspiring. Voice acting is… okay, I guess. Sounds is pretty nice, gameplay not horribly broken.

It just falls into that category of games that are just so generic that they cease to exist. Two Worlds feels like a chore to play, I think that's what I'm aiming for, a game should never feel like a chore. Nothing redeems this title. The X series (X : Beyond the frontier – X2 : The threat – X3 : The Reunion) may be tedious to play, but it never feels that way. Where those games shine, this title fails and is quickly forgotten.
adam2046
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The_Priest_In_Yellow wrote:

4. The X-Files (Game).
I watched my brother play through this ages ago. I think I had more fun than him.
awp
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I am one of the few people on the planet who enjoyed Castlevania for N64 but I apparently won't pay 11 dollars for it
Bestelle
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I actually enjoyed that game myself. Well, I only played through 2 stages. I'm assuming it gets worse?
The Triumvirate
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The Triumvirate
Metal Slug 4 and Earthworm Jim 3D
gat1toneku
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gabrielwoj wrote:

Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing.. Much people says it's a bad game...
IT'S FRICKIN AWESOME!!@!@!@!@!
Thanks for remaking my thread, another version!

Well, Big Rigs is the worst game evar
that game is fuckin win
FruitWarrior
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worst game i ever played is "Mickey mouse and the magical mirror" its gaaaayy, does everything for u =.=
James2250
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awp wrote:

I am one of the few people on the planet who enjoyed Castlevania for N64 but I apparently won't pay 11 dollars for it
10 year or so ago I actually found it pretty enjoyable, the camera wasn't great but I got used to it for the most part (these days I prob wouldn't like it as much)
D:
Behon
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Batman Forever for SNES. Its suckiness became such a running joke between me and my brother that I got it off eBay for $5 and gave it to him as a prank birthday gift a decade later before giving him the real present, just to see the reaction. When he saw it, he silently lowered his head and buried it in his hands.
FabledArc
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I'll admit I liked Castlevania on the N64 back in the day, but not enough to play it. Now days it nice to indulge in the nostalgia it brings, stopping just short of the hedge maze.

The worst game I ever played though was Malice for the PS2 (multi-console game). Yes, played through. I got to the credits of that mediocre mess. It was all hyped up, but ultimately sucked. You play as demi-god Malice, out to do...something. I think get her powers back. So you have to go through some linear worlds, no backtracking allowed (you miss those "heart pieces" and they're lost forever), death is a slap on the wrist and it's easier to just reload the save file instead of wasting half an hour returning to life, and everything gets dull after 10 minutes. Oh, and the final boss? Same pattern over and over and Malice does barely any damage to it. Yeah. Fun. :/

As for the ending...
SPOILER
Malice stands on the cracked ground of the final boss' arena as it becomes filled with flora. She turns to the gamer and says: "Don't call me Mother. Just call me Malice!" Sound of weapon hitting something.
Roll credits, which I think could be accessed from the main menu. Can't remember much more than that except for a farting mushroom mutant, the ability to float, shrinking, and a level where you had to sneak by crows, the minions of the big bad.

I'd put down a few more, but chances are I've blocked them out.
[DG2L]YungYeezy
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Pokemon SoulSilver/HeartGold

-Stupid non-creepy Lavender Town music
-Lyra=Big hat girl obsessed with marill
-D***ed Pokethon
-Xero-
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Starcraft

Serious Answer: Gauntlet Legends (It's just bad. You have to run against your enemies to deal damage...
Cuddlebun
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s' kinda hard to answer since I've never really played a game I didn't like--I'm a fairly good judge of games that I'll like before I buy them.

That being said, one of the only games I felt unsatisfied after finishing was Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland or whatever that terrible game on the GBA was. I guess it wasn't bad, but I did not feel very accomplished after I beat it.

Tilt n' Tumble was just hilariously bad/frustrating, though.
adam2046
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Cuddlebun wrote:

That being said, one of the only games I felt unsatisfied after finishing was Kirby: Nightmare in Dreamland or whatever that terrible game on the GBA was. I guess it wasn't bad, but I did not feel very accomplished after I beat it.
:(
That game was cool.
Yoichi Sturmhimmel
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I HATE Fullmetal Alchemist: Dual Sympathy. It was about three hours long, and half the story was told to you. The most f**king annoying minigame in the history of minigames was in this game. The minigame was to tap the bottom-left corner followed by the bottom-right corner, then the left etc. It took me a whole hour to complete this minigame (e.g. 33% of the story) and in the end, someone else had to do it for me, because I couldn't move my hand that fast. The story wasn't even any good, so worst $15 game ever.
rust45
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Yoichi Sturmhimmel wrote:

I HATE Fullmetal Alchemist: Dual Sympathy. It was about three hours long, and half the story was told to you. The most f**king annoying minigame in the history of minigames was in this game. The minigame was to tap the bottom-left corner followed by the bottom-right corner, then the left etc. It took me a whole hour to complete this minigame (e.g. 33% of the story) and in the end, someone else had to do it for me, because I couldn't move my hand that fast. The story wasn't even any good, so worst $15 game ever.
Wait, you bought a licensed game?
Azure_Kite
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Dual Sympathy did suck, yes it did. Good thing I try before I buy.
Yuzeyun
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TOCA Race Driver 2. It's impossible at the second championship. The first is a little easy but the second with WTF cars... >:(
And games that the "Joueur du Grenier" and I played.

(the Joueur du Grenier is the french AVGN :) )
Two_old
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Azure_Kyte wrote:

Dual Sympathy did suck, yes it did. Good thing I try before I buy.
Tip: movie/tv show-> game always sucks
WhoAteFred
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Two wrote:

Azure_Kyte wrote:

Dual Sympathy did suck, yes it did. Good thing I try before I buy.
Tip: movie/tv show-> game always sucks
I had fun with Spider-Man 2 on the PS2. That game didn't suck.
Mashley
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Crazy Frog Racer for the GBA. God awful game.
Fabi
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Fabi
A Simpsons game for the Sega Genesis, I didnt even understand it lol.
Yuzeyun
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Ever17 wrote:

A Simpsons game for the Sega Genesis, I didnt even understand it lol.
Bart Versus Space Mutants ? ;)
Fabi
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Oh my god! Yeah, that terrible game :(
Yuzeyun
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I saw a test on YouTube of this awful game on NES (I think that the controls are the same >>), and I never tried to play it. According to Joueur du Grenier (the french 'AVGN'), this game has miserable controls. >:(

After discovering that he can jump on the setting
C'EST UN PARADOXE DE L'AXE Z !! Y'A PLUS DE PROFONDEUR !! C'EST HORRIBLE !! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGHHHH!!!!

= It's a paradox of the Z axis !! There's no depth anymore !! It's horrible !! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!

Seriously :

Two wrote:

Tip: movie/tv show-> game always sucks
This game isn't exception to this rule. =w=
djyellow22
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alot.

Worst of all time? I'll just halfass and say Action 52
Ekaru
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Spectrobes: Beyond the Portals

At least you can laugh at other bad games.

This one was just sad. The combat was boring, the excavation was retarded and annoying, and wandering around looking for excavation sites require going through boring, no, painful combat so you could go through painful excavation.

The game wasn't just bad, I swear it was inflicting pain upon me as I played it.

oh, and this was an osu!er recommendation. NEVER AGAIN.
Patcheresu
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Forget it people for you are all WRONG in the face of my pick for THE WORST COMPLETE game ever, Bebe's Kids.

1. It only coincedes with the plot twice, and that's only in the cutscenes.

2.It has a battle system that has TIERS IN ITS ATTACKS. (Short attacks deal I hit of damage whereas on the same scale, heavy attacks deal 10 TIMES THAT.) So punches deal 1/35 damage where as uppercuts cut that into 1/3 of the enemies' usual life.

3.Worst final boss theme ever/worst rap ever. I have a feeling that if I link to it I will find a APPROVED BEATMAP in return.



4.Too difficult.(Losing a [non-existant] life makes you have to repeat the intermission before the level you were just in too. You'll know you reached a checkpoint when you face the same thing as the first level, only harder.

5 Controls are awful.

6. Look at their walk animations!



And whoever said Earthbound is the worst game ever and didn't provide any evidence is mean. It has its faults but at least it has good things about it.
Lemon Water_old
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Mother 2
Patcheresu
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Patcheresu

Lemon Water wrote:

Mother 2


Care to explain WHY?
Lemon Water_old
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Lemon Water_old

Patcheresu wrote:

Care to explain WHY?
I was being sarcastic ~
Patcheresu
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Patcheresu

Lemon Water wrote:

Patcheresu wrote:

Care to explain WHY?
I was being sarcastic ~
Topic is derailing. Cut it out Ms. Animu.
Lemon Water_old
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Patcheresu wrote:

Topic is derailing. Cut it out Ms. Animu.
Okay.
Ivalset
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Patcheresu wrote:

And whoever said Earthbound is the worst game ever and didn't provide any evidence is mean. It has its faults but at least it has good things about it.
There are actually no faults in Earthbound. Not one.
Patcheresu
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Patcheresu

Ivalset wrote:

Patcheresu wrote:

And whoever said Earthbound is the worst game ever and didn't provide any evidence is mean. It has its faults but at least it has good things about it.
There are actually no faults in Earthbound. Not one.
I love the game like Dwanye Johnson loves his daughters in movies but it has faults.

1. Whoever thought that a separate battle theme just for hippies obviously had TROLOLOL on the mind. I'm looking at you, Itoi.

2. Somethings could have been handled better and some music was just stupid. Like most of the ordinary battle themes are downright mocking. They not only copy other songs but they don't make a good track when they did it.

3. I have discovered a HUGE bug that if done properly, let's you skip the 5th and 6th dungeons and not even know that there was a key item in the sewers. What kind of jerk listens in on phone calls made for museum curators anyway? If you just avoid the phone conversation that ties in to Venus, the Plague-Infested Rat, and the signature then the game won't tell you what you did wrong unless Hint Man would offer his services.
Lemon Water_old
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Patcheresu wrote:

3. I have discovered a HUGE bug that if done properly, let's you skip the 5th and 6th dungeons and not even know that there was a key item in the sewers. What kind of jerk listens in on phone calls made for museum curators anyway? If you just avoid the phone conversation that ties in to Venus, the Plague-Infested Rat, and the signature then the game won't tell you what you did wrong unless Hint Man would offer his services.
That's why it came with a player's guide ;)
And I agree with the other statements, sort of.
Ivalset
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Patcheresu wrote:

Ivalset wrote:

There are actually no faults in Earthbound. Not one.
I love the game like Dwanye Johnson loves his daughters in movies but it has faults.

1. Whoever thought that a separate battle theme just for hippies obviously had TROLOLOL on the mind. I'm looking at you, Itoi.

2. Somethings could have been handled better and some music was just stupid. Like most of the ordinary battle themes are downright mocking. They not only copy other songs but they don't make a good track when they did it.

3. I have discovered a HUGE bug that if done properly, let's you skip the 5th and 6th dungeons and not even know that there was a key item in the sewers. What kind of jerk listens in on phone calls made for museum curators anyway? If you just avoid the phone conversation that ties in to Venus, the Plague-Infested Rat, and the signature then the game won't tell you what you did wrong unless Hint Man would offer his services.
Nope. Earthbound is a perfect game. The faults lie with you.
Patcheresu
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SILENCE!

As you can clearly see I have no respect for MODERATION. True power lies in ADMINISTRATION! I just treat mods like I treat regular users. Because as long as you aren't a stick in the mud you will soon realize you can't ban me or otherwise for just being informal. Now administrators? Guess what happened to deviantart when people were given administrative rights? How DARE you dislike MY work! BANHAMMER!

Now onto Earthbound.

I perfer Mother. I perfer Mother vastly. Why?

Mother 1 is a lot darker.

Mother 1 presents the kind of challenge you'd expect from Shin Megami Tensei. And I love me some SMT.

Mother 1 has a protagonist who can be somebody other than a healer. So what if he doesn't have a special move? Can Ness send his enemies into the 4th dimmension? At the cost of around 8 pp? I think not. Also Ninten learns PK Beam. That's awesome.

It really touched my heart when Teddy died. It was his death that hardened my resolve to scale Mount Itoi the second time.

The dance was great, as well as the relationship choice that had no actual effect on the story.

Also, Loid/Lloyd's shining moment. I wonder if he ever got over the fact that Teddy's death was partially his fault. Teddie was already ER ready and then his body got hit by a tank missile explosion. He spent his last moments telling the party to live on and for Lloyd to be brave.

In Earthbound Zero he recovers.

In Mother 1 he dies.

This is voiced by the fact that checking him and talking to him will reveal nothing but an empty text box. Why do you think he got his ultimate weapon so fast? He just went from a knife to a good sized sword then he died.

That was more touching than an old man whisking away the foreign kid for a lesson in spiritual enlightenment.
Ivalset
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Patcheresu wrote:

SILENCE!

As you can clearly see I have no respect for MODERATION. True power lies in ADMINISTRATION! I just treat mods like I treat regular users. Because as long as you aren't a stick in the mud you will soon realize you can't ban me or otherwise for just being informal. Now administrators? Guess what happened to deviantart when people were given administrative rights? How DARE you dislike MY work! BANHAMMER!
Chill out buddy, you don't even know who I am.

I am probably the second most laidback mod on these forums.

also i have administrator access
Patcheresu
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Ivalset wrote:

Patcheresu wrote:

SILENCE!

As you can clearly see I have no respect for MODERATION. True power lies in ADMINISTRATION! I just treat mods like I treat regular users. Because as long as you aren't a stick in the mud you will soon realize you can't ban me or otherwise for just being informal. Now administrators? Guess what happened to deviantart when people were given administrative rights? How DARE you dislike MY work! BANHAMMER!
Chill out buddy, you don't even know who I am.

I am probably the second most laidback mod on these forums.

also i have administrator access
Let me recap:

I don't care WHO you are, I will treat you just like I treat regular users, but people I can ask questions to as well.

I am not prejudiced to mods. I just don't like jokers who do things like that male or female. Earthbound will not ever be the best RPG ever. Giygas is not that disturbing. I'm too busy wailing on him to care just what the fetus freak looks like. And furthermore*shot*
Ivalset
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Patcheresu wrote:

I am not prejudiced to mods.
Actually, I'm pretty sure you are! There was absolutely no reason to bring up my moderator position in the first place.

And plus, nobody even said Earthbound was the best RPG.
Patcheresu
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Ivalset wrote:

Patcheresu wrote:

And whoever said Earthbound is the worst game ever and didn't provide any evidence is mean. It has its faults but at least it has good things about it.
There are actually no faults in Earthbound. Not one.
You were saying?
Ivalset
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Yes, I said it has no faults and it is a perfect game.

It is not the best RPG.
NessOnett_old
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Favorite is Earthbound by far.

But the worst? Any of the DW Empires series. So boring.
Patcheresu
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Patcheresu

Ivalset wrote:

Yes, I said it has no faults and it is a perfect game.

It is not the best RPG.
Oh I see what you did thar. You'd rather have someone who's down to Earth than something that has no flaws.
DjKniteX
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Superman 64 was pretty horrible.... Hmm...... That's all I can think of right now XD
Patcheresu
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Patcheresu
Have you PLAYED it.
DjKniteX
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Patcheresu wrote:

Have you PLAYED it.
If you are asking if I played Superman 64? Yeah I haved, worst trade EVER lol
Patcheresu
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Patcheresu
I see, some people just put the worst games ever without playing them or troll us. Thank you.
mm201
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I need to track down a copy of Superman 64. Should be legendary :D
DjKniteX
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MetalMario201 wrote:

I need to track down a copy of Superman 64. Should be legendary :D

Don't do itttttt.... lol it might be cheap at local game stores that would still sell n64 games... I think I gave mine away for another game but that was a long time ago.... now that we have the internet i actually read reviews, and watch videos before I buy it
Pokebis
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Patcheresu wrote:

Topic is derailing. Cut it out Ms. Animu.

DjKniteX
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Another horrible game that I played would be Crime Scene DS, I think it sucks... maybe some other people like it... It's just horrible lol
Patcheresu
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Pokebis wrote:

Patcheresu wrote:

Topic is derailing. Cut it out Ms. Animu.
[attachment=0:0bf09]Pheonix Wright 4komo.jpg[/attachment:0bf09]
NO. And your grammar sucks balls in multi-langual.

PS:

Si vos can lego is , vacuus a reddo , vos have meritus a aurum astrum.
Sup4l33tk1ll4
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not trying to troll here but the last game i played and that i hated it was apb
why? frustrating gameplay, might pvp vs some ppl with way more powerful guns then yours, car controls are terrible, screen might freeze when driving and when it unfreezes you are ramming a wall( i am totally serious this happened when i was driving a car with my friend and we were getting chased by cops), missions are really repetitive, and when you are a criminal and you want to do some awesome stuff (stealing a store, or mugging some1) you will always get chased by some cops even if theres nobody around you, criminals notority dont even look like dropping and cops prestige goes down so easily, and this is the first game that i got a blue screen of my life even if i had the required system to play it
but in some way i like it because of the customization ( btw my close and open beta feedback was something like that and i bet it was never read by any realtime world dev D: )
all i hope is that k2 network will improve it since they purchased apb and will relaunch it in 2011
Esupanitix
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statement that people that have never been fantards will agree with
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But yeah that place would go to Secret of Mana at the same time.
James2250
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WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

But yeah that place would go to Secret of Mana at the same time.
............................................................................
Esupanitix
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What? I'm just stating the truth. I hate Secret of Mana.
James2250
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Its on my list of best games :(

The major flaw it in was the stupid computer controls which did annoy the heck out of me (I played with friends some of the time)
Apart from that I thought the story/gameplay/graphics were nice for the time~
Alteiriaa
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Drakkhen

It was a stupid sort of boring.
[DG2L]YungYeezy
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I am sorry that I did not do enough research.
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adam2046
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adam2046

Shootinglight wrote:

Any arcade game from the 1980s. It's not epic enough. Pac-Man, Galaga, and Donkey Kong are excused.
:(
There's plenty of great arcade games from 80s.
Mara
4,907 posts
Joined November 2009
Mara

adam2046 wrote:

There's plenty of great arcade games from 80s.
I highly agree with this.
Firo Prochainezo
2,140 posts
Joined June 2010
Firo Prochainezo

Shootinglight wrote:

Any arcade game from the 1980s.
I stopped reading here.
LuBucifer
22 posts
Joined November 2010
LuBucifer
The worst game i ever played was World Super Police for PS2 that game was Bulls***!
Its looong sold XD
GabrielRKF
992 posts
Joined September 2008
GabrielRKF

Shootinglight wrote:

Any arcade game from the 1980s.
What is wrong with you!?!?! DDDDD:
awp
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awp

Shootinglight wrote:

Any arcade game from the 1980s. It's not epic enough. Pac-Man, Galaga, and Donkey Kong are excused.
Vanguard is an awesome game and you'd know it if you played it

(c) 1982 so yep it's from the 80s
Max300
42 posts
Joined August 2010
Max300
Commander Keen, I never got to know how it worked... even though I bought it....
Pokebis
2,047 posts
Joined April 2008
Pokebis

Max300 wrote:

Commander Keen, I never got to know how it worked... even though I bought it....
It's a great game gtfo.
Nexus Reaper
40 posts
Joined March 2010
Nexus Reaper
Kingdom Hearts: 358/2.
Boring shit.
Hero Claw
38 posts
Joined March 2010
Hero Claw
Captain Novolin...
Azure_Kite
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Azure_Kite
[lucky:d44b3]Worst Game Ever[/lucky:d44b3]
Wojjan
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Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Castelian :O
Haimerej6
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Joined August 2010
Haimerej6

Two wrote:

Azure_Kyte wrote:

Dual Sympathy did suck, yes it did. Good thing I try before I buy.
Tip: movie/tv show-> game always sucks
I know at least two exceptions to this:
Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay

anyway, back on topic

Worst Game Ever:
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

It had a sucky version of Return of the King's engine, and felt too scripted. 'nuff said.
Claudia_old
571 posts
Joined July 2010
Claudia_old

Nexus Reaper wrote:

Kingdom Hearts: 358/2.
Boring shit.
get out

out
CHOFF_old
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Joined January 2011
CHOFF_old
30 second Hero. no kidding.

Personally, I think the fiighting system is really confusing and you are only allowed to finish a stage within 30 secs.
rust45
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Joined May 2009
rust45

CHOFF wrote:

30 second Hero. no kidding.

Personally, I think the fiighting system is really confusing and you are only allowed to finish a stage within 30 secs.
You get in a random battle, you kill the enemies, and you get exp. That's pretty simple IMO. And the levels last longer then 30 seconds. (Excluding the Knight levels) And the humor in the game is pretty good, so I don't really see this as a worst game.
Keroicon
3 posts
Joined January 2011
Keroicon
Ragnarok DS, I bought this game because I love Ragnarok Online and saw how this game is worst.
Vish024
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Joined December 2010
Vish024

E-Hooker wrote:

Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass

Shittest control system ever, and having to go back to the temple...goddamn.
Mate seriously. That game lasts and it requires more than simple skill. It's not entirely reliant on its multiplayer (good) the story is long and challenging for fools like you (good) and it isn't generic and combines all the features of a classic Zelda game on DS.
CHOFF_old
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CHOFF_old

rust45 wrote:

You get in a random battle, you kill the enemies, and you get exp. That's pretty simple IMO. And the levels last longer then 30 seconds. (Excluding the Knight levels) And the humor in the game is pretty good, so I don't really see this as a worst game.
Oh I see

Actually, I didn't finish the 1st level and I really can't pass that level.
I'm sorry if I judged the game without further observation/fniishing the game or whatever. hehe :D
awp
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awp

Azure_Kyte wrote:

[lucky:fe019]Worst Game Ever[/lucky:fe019]
I see the CDi Zelda games listed there which, while not very good, are much better than other games I've played and managed to hold my interest for the 2 hours it takes to play through them when you don't know what the hell to do. And the cutscenes are rich.
Claudia_old
571 posts
Joined July 2010
Claudia_old

LaVolpe024 wrote:

E-Hooker wrote:

Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass

Shittest control system ever, and having to go back to the temple...goddamn.
Mate seriously. That game lasts and it requires more than simple skill. It's not entirely reliant on its multiplayer (good) the story is long and challenging for fools like you (good) and it isn't generic and combines all the features of a classic Zelda game on DS.
to put this into perspective for you:

phantom hourglass is the only video game i've ever returned, ever

i couldn't even do a fucking spin attack that's how god-awful the controls were.
i enjoy zelda because it offers a challenge, but even the tutorial dungeon made me scratch my head a few times
Vish024
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Joined December 2010
Vish024
[/quote]to put this into perspective for you:

phantom hourglass is the only video game i've ever returned, ever

i couldn't even do a fucking spin attack that's how god-awful the controls were.
i enjoy zelda because it offers a challenge, but even the tutorial dungeon made me scratch my head a few times[/quote]

Then why didn't you just say "I'm awful at Phantom Hourglass, therefore I hate it?"

It's supposed make you scratch your head, that's the goddamn challenge. If you were more practical and patient then you'd have enjoyed the game more. I bet (by the looks of it) that you gave up quite easily. As for the controls, they may not suit some but controls are never versatile enough to suit every player. And one more thing, you could change some controls to suit you. Take some time and look around. Not every game is as linear as you want it to be.
awp
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I thought the controls for Phantom Hourglass were alright. I got as far as the Heavy Metal part of the game (which is a very misleading title which tends to set you up for disappointment if you're like me) and I got to a spot where I needed Bombchus

and I had no idea where to get a Bombchu bag

rather than Gamefaqs it, I pretty much gave up entirely on the game. Which is a shame, because my favourite Zelda is Wind Waker and this one, while nothing like it, is technically a sequel
Pyro Wolf_old
17 posts
Joined December 2010
Pyro Wolf_old
Prince of Persia: The Fallen King for DS. It is truly the worst game I have ever played. An action/platformer controlled only through the touch screen. Why? There are six buttons and a D-pad on the DS! Why not use those!? :evil: ...
I'm sorry, I can understand using the touch screen for magic but why use it for running, jumping, and fighting as well? It just makes the game fell scripted. Plus harden magic is almost impossible to use.
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Hatsune Miku_old

Pokebis wrote:

Max300 wrote:

Commander Keen, I never got to know how it worked... even though I bought it....
It's a great game gtfo.
This game is gorgeous... :?
Claudia_old
571 posts
Joined July 2010
Claudia_old

LaVolpe024 wrote:

Then why didn't you just say "I'm awful at Phantom Hourglass, therefore I hate it?"

It's supposed make you scratch your head, that's the goddamn challenge. If you were more practical and patient then you'd have enjoyed the game more. I bet (by the looks of it) that you gave up quite easily. As for the controls, they may not suit some but controls are never versatile enough to suit every player. And one more thing, you could change some controls to suit you. Take some time and look around. Not every game is as linear as you want it to be.
umad bro

just because you like infuriating games doesn't mean i want to throw away 35 fucking dollars on a game that bored me and was frustrating after 3 hours

awp wrote:

I thought the controls for Phantom Hourglass were alright. I got as far as the Heavy Metal part of the game (which is a very misleading title which tends to set you up for disappointment if you're like me) and I got to a spot where I needed Bombchus

and I had no idea where to get a Bombchu bag

rather than Gamefaqs it, I pretty much gave up entirely on the game. Which is a shame, because my favourite Zelda is Wind Waker and this one, while nothing like it, is technically a sequel
+1

I liked Wind Waker too.
mm201
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mm201

GRaYstreetN wrote:

This game is gorgeous... :?
The best EGA graphics out there :3
Rantai
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Joined July 2010
Rantai
Hmm I recall Call of Duty 3 being rather terrible.

Can't recall why exactly, but that probably adds to how forgettable it was.
dfuzz1987
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dfuzz1987
Mario is missing
ITS A DISGRACE TO MARIO!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSHMDoR8BRA
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