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UWU Union is now INVADING ALT-OWO's Territory

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Jangsoodlor
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Joined December 2020
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Jangsoodlor

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Comrades,

As THE ALT-OWO (political) PARTY have been threatened to invade all domains held by various factions in OT! Which also includes the UWU Union and the various churches of Waifus.

Their declaration has threatened the likelihood of all weebs in OT! Land. The UWU Union, as a union for weeb solidarity, cannot sit idly by and let their invasion pland unfold. Since the protection of weebs rights have been enshrined in Article II & III of the UWU Union's Manifesto, which THE ALT-OWO (political) PARTY has been violated.


Our Union has often been described as "No Action, Talk Only." But now any and all actions to preemptively interrupt their plan is necessary to protect all anime enjoyers in this land. Therefore, in accordance of and by the power given to me by Article V section II and Article VII of the UWU Union Manifesto, I, Chairman of the UWU Union,

DECLARED AN INVASION OF ALT-OWO's Territory. EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.


Our paramilitary, The PADORUWUTF, is now fighting armed personnel of THE ALT-OWO (political) PARTY from Air, Land and Sea. And shall disarm and de-radicalise their members once OUR victory is achieved. This is a peacekeeping operation to protect the guaranteed rights of weebs and peace in OT! Land.

For Victory!
Jangsoodlor
Chairman of the UWU Union
Acting Supreme Commander of the PADORUWUTF
Provisional President of the Weeb Congress
25/06/2023 21:10 GMT+7

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Kaaruumii
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Kaaruumii
Kobold84
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Kobold84
I was preparing for this moment.

cephaphysic
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cephaphysic
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Ymir
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Ymir
OKAY!!!!
Stomiks
9,021 posts
Joined March 2021
Stomiks
Don't forget to procure your military weaponry from British Megacorp©️™️ yours truly~!



As tensions rise, we are now discounting our lazer cannon at a generous price of 1,000,000,000 OT Bucks as opposed to 1,000,000,000,000 OT Bucks!

It's the perfect weapon to use against the ALT-OWO party! One sweep with this on the battlefield will instantly eradicate any anarchist that comes your way! This sale period will only last for a couple of days, so buy now!
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Jangsoodlor
476 posts
Joined December 2020
Topic Starter
Jangsoodlor

Stomiks wrote:

Don't forget to procure your military weaponry from British Megacorp©️™️ yours truly~!



As tensions rise, we are now discounting our lazer cannon at a generous price of 1,000,000,000 OT Bucks as opposed to 1,000,000,000,000 OT Bucks!

It's the perfect weapon to use against the ALT-OWO party! One sweep with this on the battlefield will instantly eradicate any anarchist that comes your way! This sale period will only last for a couple of days, so buy now!
Thanks for your generous offer! I acknowledged that our domestic defense industry is vastly inferior to the corporation and the coalition. I'd like to buy 1 of this system and a production license for 2,000,000,000 OT! Bucks. TIA!
cephaphysic
197 posts
Joined February 2021
cephaphysic

Stomiks wrote:

Don't forget to procure your military weaponry from British Megacorp©️™️ yours truly~!



As tensions rise, we are now discounting our lazer cannon at a generous price of 1,000,000,000 OT Bucks as opposed to 1,000,000,000,000 OT Bucks!

It's the perfect weapon to use against the ALT-OWO party! One sweep with this on the battlefield will instantly eradicate any anarchist that comes your way! This sale period will only last for a couple of days, so buy now!
wait, why does that cannon look familiar...? is that...

no... it can't be... you have a megacorporation and you can't even make original tech?
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Stomiks
9,021 posts
Joined March 2021
Stomiks

Jangsoodlor wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Don't forget to procure your military weaponry from British Megacorp©️™️ yours truly~!



As tensions rise, we are now discounting our lazer cannon at a generous price of 1,000,000,000 OT Bucks as opposed to 1,000,000,000,000 OT Bucks!

It's the perfect weapon to use against the ALT-OWO party! One sweep with this on the battlefield will instantly eradicate any anarchist that comes your way! This sale period will only last for a couple of days, so buy now!
Thanks for your generous offer! I acknowledged that our domestic defense industry is vastly inferior to the corporation and the coalition. I'd like to buy 1 of this system and a production license for 2,000,000,000 OT! Bucks. TIA!
Pleasure doing business with you! Using our teleporter, we have already sent the lazer cannon and it's blueprints to Kita Port!

We have no qualms about allowing your production of this weapon, as it's automatically rigged to self-distruct when used against British Megacorp©️™️ and it's allies!

Now be free and blast the ALT-OWO party to your heart's content!

octowave wrote:

wait, why does that cannon look familiar...? is that...

no... it can't be... you have a megacorporation and you can't even make original tech?
uhh shit I used the same picture uhhhh

What a coincidence! It seems that the ALT-OWO party picked up the prototype of our lazer cannon. Rest be assured that our final product is 100x times more powerful that our initial builds, so don't fear and don't pull out please!
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Reyalp51
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Reyalp51
FINALLY BLOOD SHALL BE SHED AGAINTS THE NAYSAYERS


Corne2Plum3
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Corne2Plum3
Why do I hear gun shoots?
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Reyalp51
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Reyalp51

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Why do I hear gun shoots?
sorry i was too exited
z0z
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z0z
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179bpm
567 posts
Joined October 2021
179bpm
oh little town in the usa, your time has come to see,
there’s nothing you believe you want…
but where were you when it all came down on me?
did you call me? no.

sorry if this was cringe
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his everything
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Joined December 2022
his everything
The CRINGE Union is now INVADING ALT-OWO's Territory
[ Sebastian ]
580 posts
Joined July 2021
[ Sebastian ]
I hope you win 👍
[[[[[[
878 posts
Joined August 2019
[[[[[[
HAHAHA you guys are so funny, THE ALT-OWO (political) PARTY'S TERRATORY IS EVERYWHERE IN OT

gl on your quest of invading every territory hehehe
sametdze
238 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze

dPeace wrote:

HAHAHA you guys are so funny, THE ALT-OWO (political) PARTY'S TERRATORY IS EVERYWHERE IN OT

gl on your quest of invading every territory hehehe
there's one corner of OT you haven't touched......
Karmine
818 posts
Joined November 2015
Karmine

dPeace wrote:

HAHAHA you guys are so funny, THE ALT-OWO (political) PARTY'S TERRATORY IS EVERYWHERE IN OT

gl on your quest of invading every territory hehehe
They don't even understand what the party is smh my head
Anaxii 3
1,316 posts
Joined July 2022
Anaxii 3

dPeace wrote:

HAHAHA you guys are so funny, THE ALT-OWO (political) PARTY'S TERRATORY IS EVERYWHERE IN OT

gl on your quest of invading every territory hehehe
welp good luck on trying to defeat Corne2Plum3
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