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pentaqola
43 posts
Joined May 2018
Topic Starter
pentaqola
ＧＲＥＥＴＩＮＧＳ
ＰＥＯＰＬＥ　ＯＦ　ＯＴ！！


welcome to the offerings thread! where you, human of today's day and age, can give anything to me! what am i is out of the picture here, refrain from asking!

either way, in this thread you shall give me a description for the item you have given. you may use images to present the item visually, however this is optional and you may just use a description only on what the item is.

i will then judge how useful said item is plus if i ever am going to need it. i might ask questions on said item before giving my honest opinion about it and if it will be needed.

i genuinely mean it, give ANYTHING to your heart's desire!!

i promise this will be used for LEGAL PURPOSES AND I WILL NOT BREAK OT'S LAWS! DEFINITELY!!
ghoulybits
78 posts
Joined January 2017
ghoulybits


Take it.
TealStar
17 posts
Joined November 2019
TealStar


Use it wisely
pentaqola
43 posts
Joined May 2018
Topic Starter
pentaqola

ghoulybits wrote:



Take it.
thank you for the food supply ghoulybits!! my nation will appreciate this. 100/10

TealStar wrote:



Use it wisely
i lost my hands during my transformation from a lemon to what i am now... how do i even use this?
B0ii
594 posts
Joined November 2021
B0ii
Here... Take it...



You might need this one day...
Polyspora
473 posts
Joined September 2019
Polyspora


update me about the puppy situation, take care of him!
pentaqola
43 posts
Joined May 2018
Topic Starter
pentaqola

B0ii wrote:

Here... Take it...



You might need this one day...
this along with the glove is gonna be a mindbreaking wonder to know how to use. perhaps one day if i have hands again, i'll
be able to use it. or even telekinesis. overall not as useful for now

Polyspora wrote:



update me about the puppy situation, take care of him!
NO WAY, A PET!! WILL TAKE CARE SO IT WILL MAUL MY ENEMIES LATER ON!
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,259 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen


Have some d u s t buckets.
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
circle
Scyla
69 posts
Joined February 2022
Scyla

spada
ShinRun
266 posts
Joined November 2020
ShinRun
Penta I will be the one mauling your pet
Polyspora
473 posts
Joined September 2019
Polyspora

Scyla wrote:


spada
it surely doesnt seems like a sword
B0ii
594 posts
Joined November 2021
B0ii

Polyspora wrote:

Scyla wrote:


spada
it surely doesnt seems like a sword
There's another use...

AND NO IT'S NOT FOR RECTAL USE
Polyspora
473 posts
Joined September 2019
Polyspora

B0ii wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

Scyla wrote:


spada
it surely doesnt seems like a sword
There's another use...

AND NO IT'S NOT FOR RECTAL USE
a mace, right?
B0ii
594 posts
Joined November 2021
B0ii

Polyspora wrote:

B0ii wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

Scyla wrote:


spada
it surely doesnt seems like a sword
There's another use...

AND NO IT'S NOT FOR RECTAL USE
a mace, right?
yes, it can be very deadly if you're strong enough
Stomiks
9,043 posts
Joined March 2021
Stomiks

Polyspora wrote:

B0ii wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

Scyla wrote:


spada
it surely doesnt seems like a sword
There's another use...

AND NO IT'S NOT FOR RECTAL USE
a mace, right?
B0ii
594 posts
Joined November 2021
B0ii

Stomiks wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

B0ii wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

Scyla wrote:


spada
it surely doesnt seems like a sword
There's another use...

AND NO IT'S NOT FOR RECTAL USE
a mace, right?
Can I borrow a mace, to test it?
Yes Ik I'm kinda weak
pentaqola
43 posts
Joined May 2018
Topic Starter
pentaqola

eblf2013 wrote:


Have some d u s t buckets.
i am definitely not snorting that! i actually am please dont tell any of the authorities...

z0z wrote:

circle
what does the circle do? it definitely looks cool as a decoration for my home but what are it's use?

Scyla wrote:

spada
i do not trust this sword, especially with how all you people are acting
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z

pentaqola wrote:

z0z wrote:

circle
what does the circle do? it definitely looks cool as a decoration for my home but what are it's use?
it's as it is
pentaqola
43 posts
Joined May 2018
Topic Starter
pentaqola

z0z wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

z0z wrote:

circle
what does the circle do? it definitely looks cool as a decoration for my home but what are it's use?
it's as it is
huh, after the... weird sword, i actually would not mind this in my home. im taking it. thank you
HoosierTransfer
280 posts
Joined October 2021
HoosierTransfer
take this
synthwavesquid
216 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
-
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Cerno
169 posts
Joined November 2019
Cerno
what would happen if i offer myself
Stomiks
9,043 posts
Joined March 2021
Stomiks
I've noticed that you can't grab anything, so here's a pair of left hands.



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Hoshimegu Mio
1,097 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio

Cerno wrote:

what would happen if i offer myself
You will turn into food.



A Master Ball.
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,813 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
pentaqola
43 posts
Joined May 2018
Topic Starter
pentaqola

HoosierTransfer wrote:

take this
very burnable. i would put it in the fire and watch it as it turns into ash

octowave wrote:


plant
will take care of this!! would look great along with the puppy. thank you octo

Stomiks wrote:

I've noticed that you can't grab anything, so here's a pair of left hands.



thank you for the hands, i can now use the weapons that i have obtained in the offerings! 100/10.

YyottaCat wrote:

Cerno wrote:

what would happen if i offer myself
You will turn into food.



A Master Ball.
pokemon.. capture............... i must..... be the very best....

also, FALSE!! if you offer yourself, you will become one with us! forever trapped in a world where you cannot escape as a human being! :^)

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

ACCEPTED INSTANTLY, GIMMIE THAT!!
Polyspora
473 posts
Joined September 2019
Polyspora

pentaqola wrote:

HoosierTransfer wrote:

take this
very burnable. i would put it in the fire and watch it as it turns into ash
take this too



Just dont burn it, its a voodoo of a beloved OT friend.
Polyspora
473 posts
Joined September 2019
Polyspora

Stomiks wrote:

I've noticed that you can't grab anything, so here's a pair of left hands.



pentaqola wrote:

thank you for the hands, i can now use the weapons that i have obtained in the offerings! 100/10.
ITS A TRAP PENTAQOLA! THESE ARE MARRIED HANDS RUN RUN RUN
MangaGrumpy
336 posts
Joined May 2022
MangaGrumpy
I don't have it right now but take legs and a waist to make up for your physique.
Tad Fibonacci
111 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
abraker
Global Moderator
8,350 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
I offer these artifacts from the depths of GMT lair. One time use only, so use them wisely

The thread crypter
Upon use the thread shall become locked within 24h. Limitations: Insufficient power to lock a quality thread.



Lock summoner
Upon use the thread shall become locked within 24h. Limitations: Works only on the most vile threads. Side effect: Corruptive spread - Random posts might be deleted.


Rockcopter
Quote a post with it to yeet the post out of existence. Limitations: Works on small posts only. How small? MhmIdunno ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Side effect: Post with the rockcopter is yeeted out of existence as wellwhich is why you never see it in the wild.

pentaqola
43 posts
Joined May 2018
Topic Starter
pentaqola

Polyspora wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

HoosierTransfer wrote:

take this
very burnable. i would put it in the fire and watch it as it turns into ash
take this too


Just dont burn it, its a voodoo of a beloved OT friend.
i wonder who... i'll keep it to check on it

Polyspora wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

I've noticed that you can't grab anything, so here's a pair of left hands.



pentaqola wrote:

thank you for the hands, i can now use the weapons that i have obtained in the offerings! 100/10.
ITS A TRAP PENTAQOLA! THESE ARE MARRIED HANDS RUN RUN RUN
MARRIED HANDS?! time to file those divorce papers

MaxIsABigKaiju wrote:

I don't have it right now but take legs and a waist to make up for your physique.
alas, i now have a body when i need it. now i am POWERFUL!!


Tad Fibonacci wrote:

what the scallops IS THIS? AMERICAN ENGLISH FRENCH TOAST?! MADE IN CHINA WITH JAPANESE WRITING?! WHAT IS THIS?!


abraker wrote:

I offer these artifacts from the depths of GMT lair. One time use only, so use them wisely

The thread crypter
Upon use the thread shall become locked within 24h. Limitations: Insufficient power to lock a quality thread.



Lock summoner
Upon use the thread shall become locked within 24h. Limitations: Works only on the most vile threads. Side effect: Corruptive spread - Random posts might be deleted.


Rockcopter
Quote a post with it to yeet the post out of existence. Limitations: Works on small posts only. How small? MhmIdunno ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Side effect: Post with the rockcopter is yeeted out of existence as wellwhich is why you never see it in the wild.

i promise you would not see the headline: local sentient toy guitar terrorizes ot!denizens. i have gone past the days of my reign of eldritch horror and now i feel like using these for it's intended purposes nicely
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Patatitta
1,294 posts
Joined February 2020
Patatitta
offering a cookie package I have just with me, they're tasty
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z

pentaqola wrote:

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

what the scallops IS THIS? AMERICAN ENGLISH FRENCH TOAST?! MADE IN CHINA WITH JAPANESE WRITING?! WHAT IS THIS?!
you forgot that the usa is spanish and that the toast resembles pizza
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pentaqola
43 posts
Joined May 2018
Topic Starter
pentaqola

Patatitta wrote:

offering a cookie package I have just with me, they're tasty
ooo cookies! very edible.



z0z wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

what the scallops IS THIS? AMERICAN ENGLISH FRENCH TOAST?! MADE IN CHINA WITH JAPANESE WRITING?! WHAT IS THIS?!
you forgot that the usa is spanish and that the toast resembles pizza
please this scares me
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z

pentaqola wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

offering a cookie package I have just with me, they're tasty
ooo cookies! very edible.



z0z wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

what the scallops IS THIS? AMERICAN ENGLISH FRENCH TOAST?! MADE IN CHINA WITH JAPANESE WRITING?! WHAT IS THIS?!
you forgot that the usa is spanish and that the toast resembles pizza
please this scares me
oh i mean that the toast is pizza-flavored
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,813 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3

z0z wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

offering a cookie package I have just with me, they're tasty
ooo cookies! very edible.



z0z wrote:

pentaqola wrote:

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

what the scallops IS THIS? AMERICAN ENGLISH FRENCH TOAST?! MADE IN CHINA WITH JAPANESE WRITING?! WHAT IS THIS?!
you forgot that the usa is spanish and that the toast resembles pizza
please this scares me
oh i mean that the toast is pizza-flavored
Mr. Worldwide food
westtle
25 posts
Joined October 2020
westtle
---APEX---
124 posts
Joined September 2021
---APEX---
Take this

Floppa and soga
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