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Unpadorufication unit

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samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
Topic Starter
samX500

Unpadorufication unit



Hello dear denizen of OT. As you have probably noticed, many of us have fallen to the Padoru virus that spread every winter. This infection is know to loose it's strength as winter passes, but I am sure many unfortunate denizen who caught the disease would like to get rid of it as quickly as possible.


This is why I designed and built the very first Unpadorufication unit. This machine is truly of wonders of science, simply hook your brain to our machine and it will destroy all traces of Padoru in your brain!
we offer no guarantee that the Padoru is the only thing we will remove from your brain


I have used this machine on myself and got rid of the Padoru the lurked in me, so why wouldn't you give it a chance?
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,259 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
Fortunately I vaccinated myself so it didn't affect me... woof.
There are no secondary effects AWOOOOO.
Winnyace
758 posts
Joined June 2016
Winnyace
I just have a padoru pfp, that's it. I'm not infected with a virus. what the heck, man. I thought y'all were nice people
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Lapizote
121 posts
Joined January 2016
Lapizote
i just dont want to let my free commission go to waste ;-;
Phantonym
462 posts
Joined May 2019
Phantonym
NOONE SHALL STOP THE PADORU INVASION

NOW I SHALL DESTROY THIS MACHINE.
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,814 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
meow?
Winnyace
758 posts
Joined June 2016
Winnyace

Phantonym wrote:

NOONE SHALL STOP THE PADORU INVASION

NOW I SHALL DESTROY THIS MACHINE.
dude, chill
ClevelandsMyBro
853 posts
Joined April 2018
ClevelandsMyBro

Phantonym wrote:

NOONE SHALL STOP THE PADORU INVASION

NOW I SHALL DESTROY THIS MACHINE.
do you want to be on the list of dead padorus?


Isshiki Kaname
932 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
Hashire sori yo
Kaze no you ni
Tsukimihara wo
ПАДОРУ ПАДОРУ
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z

ClevelandsMyBro wrote:

Phantonym wrote:

NOONE SHALL STOP THE PADORU INVASION

NOW I SHALL DESTROY THIS MACHINE.
do you want to be on the list of dead padorus?


please protect me thanks
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Winnyace
758 posts
Joined June 2016
Winnyace

ClevelandsMyBro wrote:

Phantonym wrote:

NOONE SHALL STOP THE PADORU INVASION

NOW I SHALL DESTROY THIS MACHINE.
do you want to be on the list of dead padorus?


may I ask why I'm dead and why it feels okay?
Isshiki Kaname
932 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
Excuse me. I only wear the mask of padoru, I am not a padoru itself.
Zelzatter Zero
4,008 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero

eblf2013 wrote:

Fortunately I vaccinated myself so it didn't affect me... woof.
There are no secondary effects AWOOOOO.
awooooooooooooooooooooo
SkylarJeff45
31 posts
Joined November 2014
SkylarJeff45
Why the hell do i read " Unpandorufication fruit "
Isshiki Kaname
932 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
Eriri Best Girl
abraker
Global Moderator
8,350 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
The Anti-Padoru resistance strikes back. CHARGE!
Isshiki Kaname
932 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
abraker, honey. That's enough role playing for today. Take abreak.
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z

abraker wrote:

The Anti-Padoru resistance strikes back. CHARGE!
do you want me to just run into the enemy because i have no ranged weapon
abraker
Global Moderator
8,350 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
YES! LETS LEEROY JENKINS THIS SHIT!!




edit: wait n-
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z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z

abraker wrote:

YES! LETS LEEROY JENKINS THIS SHIT!!




edit: wait n-
well what do you want me to do?
abraker
Global Moderator
8,350 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
Your mission is simple, agent z0z.

Your are to infiltrate Tad's secret base, take out the sentry units he stole from my lab that I stole from Nedd's facility, secure a dozen of Tad's nukes, plant these explosives set to detonate at 5 min, and make it out alive undetected. Good luck agent z0z, we are counting on you.
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z

abraker wrote:

Your mission is simple, agent z0z.

Your are to infiltrate Tad's secret base, take out the sentry units he stole from my lab that I stole from Nedd's facility, secure a dozen of Tad's nukes, plant these explosives set to detonate at 5 min, and make it out alive undetected. Good luck agent z0z, we are counting on you.
wait since when was i ever an agent?
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Hoshimegu Mio
1,097 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio

z0z wrote:

abraker wrote:

Your mission is simple, agent z0z.

Your are to infiltrate Tad's secret base, take out the sentry units he stole from my lab that I stole from Nedd's facility, secure a dozen of Tad's nukes, plant these explosives set to detonate at 5 min, and make it out alive undetected. Good luck agent z0z, we are counting on you.
wait since when was i ever an agent?
Since today.
ColdTooth
1,106 posts
Joined June 2012
ColdTooth
am i high or did i see abraker swear
JustABeginner
1,281 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner

Zelzatter Zero wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

Fortunately I vaccinated myself so it didn't affect me... woof.
There are no secondary effects AWOOOOO.
awooooooooooooooooooooo
Awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
abraker
Global Moderator
8,350 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
you better not search for the millions of other times I swore
samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
Topic Starter
samX500
I see that the victim of the virus don't want to turn back to normal. I guess my case was less severe than others and didn't brainwash me. We can still use my machine, we just need to force the victim into it.
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z

JustABeginner wrote:

Zelzatter Zero wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

Fortunately I vaccinated myself so it didn't affect me... woof.
There are no secondary effects AWOOOOO.
awooooooooooooooooooooo
Awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
moooooooooooooooooooooooo

YyottaCat wrote:

z0z wrote:

abraker wrote:

Your mission is simple, agent z0z.

Your are to infiltrate Tad's secret base, take out the sentry units he stole from my lab that I stole from Nedd's facility, secure a dozen of Tad's nukes, plant these explosives set to detonate at 5 min, and make it out alive undetected. Good luck agent z0z, we are counting on you.
wait since when was i ever an agent?
Since today.
i guess

abarker couldn't you send someone with me, i'm not confident in being able to execute the mission
abraker
Global Moderator
8,350 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
Sure, JAB will go with you to sniff out the nukes. Good luck agents o>
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z

abraker wrote:

Sure, JAB will go with you to sniff out the nukes. Good luck agents o>
do you have a map of the place so we have an idea on where to go?
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abraker
Global Moderator
8,350 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
Excellent question, agent z0z!



Our intel shows there is an entry point at quadrant I guarded by 3 sentry units, potentially more. This will lead through a narrow corridor overhang possibly full of various booby-traps and guards ready to take care of you. Survive that corridor, you will end in a dead end from which you are to use a low grade explosive to blast your way through.

There you will find what we call the hookin' walls. They will give you cover from the rapid onslaught of fire you will face one you are in that area. The most probable location of that fire will be from where the "X" is marked. You are to plant the explosives in the area and make your way to quadrant III where you will basically do the same.

The last agent we sent got this intel but died before he discovered the location of the nukes. That will now be your job, agent z0z, and agent JAB will guide you to the nukes with his superhuman AWOOOOOOOOOO sense. Good luck agent z0z!
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z

abraker wrote:

Excellent question, agent z0z!



Our intel shows there is an entry point at quadrant I guarded by 3 sentry units, potentially more. This will lead through a narrow corridor overhang possibly full of various booby-traps and guards ready to take care of you. Survive that corridor, you will end in a dead end from which you are to use a low grade explosive to blast your way through.

There you will find what we call the hookin' walls. They will give you cover from the rapid onslaught of fire you will face one you are in that area. The most probable location of that fire will be from where the "X" is marked. You are to plant the explosives in the area and make your way to quadrant III where you will basically do the same.

The last agent we sent got this intel but died before he discovered the location of the nukes. That will now be your job, agent z0z, and agent JAB will guide you to the nukes with his superhuman AWOOOOOOOOOO sense. Good luck agent z0z!
alright, thanks

uhhhhhh...
JAB, are you ready?
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,814 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
MEOOOOOOW
levesterz
188 posts
Joined September 2010
levesterz
PAduro
Lapizote
121 posts
Joined January 2016
Lapizote
i think ill keep my padoru till new year.
Penguin
319 posts
Joined August 2013
Penguin
Foxi
205 posts
Joined July 2013
Foxi
piduro
Isshiki Kaname
932 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname

samX500 wrote:

I see that the victim of the virus don't want to turn back to normal. I guess my case was less severe than others and didn't brainwash me. We can still use my machine, we just need to force the victim into it.
I dunno, man. I deliberately wanted a mask of padoru. Now, if you may. Please, respect my choice.
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