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Plans for Future Planetary Evacuation to Ensure Denizen Safety Prior to Eradication of Enemy Forces

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keremaru
223 posts
Joined November 2017
Topic Starter
keremaru
Hey there, Kere here. As a member of the "Nuke AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and Restore Order to OT" Cross-Supercluster Task Force Alliance, I have spoken to Presidentially Royal OT Scientist Abraker, and been granted permission to relocate the safe haven, OT!Bunker, onto my personal ship, the "Passion Orange Guava" - thus providing the highest priority of safety, entertainment, and commanding power of my multi-Railjack armada: The "Galactic Enterprise of inteRsupercluSter protection". This is to give fellow denizens of OT the utmost possible safety that they will potentially need, as well as ensure that they won't even realize the terror of annihilation that AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH is inflicting on our world. As well as offering business opportunities within its hallways and cabinets, the Passion Orange Guava has almost every known beverage, food and otherwise known to our discovered universe!

Afraid of potential alien invasion? No worries! Every verified denizen/personnel has their very own permanently secured, nondetachable verification band which covers its wearer with a lightweight, single-atom gel that blocks the extremely precise laser doors that our hallways feature! These bands also automatically clean skin underneath it when detecting water, to prevent skin contamination! These verification bands are synergistic with our hallway doors, which are augmented with the aforementioned lasers that melt aliens and/or trespassers alike! There is NO way anyone other than you and your friends can get through that door without this band! And to make it even MORE difficult for a certain individual to be able to get through these safeguards, we entrust our hitscan auto-aim robots to handing out these bands to our denizens, built-in with a face/voice/blood-recognition technology to prevent any AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH clones from being able to sneak onto the Passion Orange Guava! So why are you still worrying about AHHHHHHHHHHHHH getting on my ship? Sign up below today!

Welcome to the Passion Orange Guava!

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abraker
Global Moderator
8,350 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
Kere, I will need to correct you and say that Tad is a member of the "Nuke AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and Restore Order to OT" alliance too. We both interviewed owo birb if you don't remember...
haha i rolypoly
367 posts
Joined January 2020
haha i rolypoly
personally im chilin in the reimu hakurei shrine im good hope you get killed o[ut their soldier
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,813 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
TACTICAL NUKE, IT COMING!
keremaru
223 posts
Joined November 2017
Topic Starter
keremaru

abraker wrote:

Kere, I will need to correct you and say that Tad is a member of the "Nuke AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH and Restore Order to OT" alliance too. We both interviewed owo birb if you don't remember...
Oh yeah. Fixed.

click squares wrote:

personally im chilin in the reimu hakurei shrine im good hope you get killed o[ut their soldier
Thanks, but I'm immortal. In every practical definition of the word. If anything, I'd like to see someone kill me. Then, and only then, will I be impressed.
But yeah, the only way I think I'll die is at the heat death of the universe.

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

TACTICAL NUKE, IT COMING!
Oh yeah no. Nukes aren't in my arsenal because I have more devastating weapons. But if people made nukes as drastic as I hear they are, then I might add them.
keremaru
223 posts
Joined November 2017
Topic Starter
keremaru
Denizens, make sure you sign up before the war starts! If not, I'll have to consider posts in this thread as registrations!
ColdTooth
1,106 posts
Joined June 2012
ColdTooth
am dummy pix
Winnyace
758 posts
Joined June 2016
Winnyace
can I have my own room, please? I've weird sleeping noises
keremaru
223 posts
Joined November 2017
Topic Starter
keremaru

Winnyace wrote:

can I have my own room, please? I've weird sleeping noises
Of course, denizen! My ship's interior is made with the most malleable molecular metal-organic gels from an innovative science system, all while being inter-fused with the best microfiber titanium alloy that reputation can allot for. Long story short? You can have a custom room as safely guarded as an elementary principal's coffin of school toys.
Winnyace
758 posts
Joined June 2016
Winnyace

keremaru wrote:

Winnyace wrote:

can I have my own room, please? I've weird sleeping noises
Of course, denizen! My ship's interior is made with the most malleable molecular metal-organic gels from an innovative science system, all while being inter-fused with the best microfiber titanium alloy that reputation can allot for. Long story short? You can have a custom room as safely guarded as an elementary principal's coffin of school toys.
thank you sir.
keremaru
223 posts
Joined November 2017
Topic Starter
keremaru

Winnyace wrote:

keremaru wrote:

Winnyace wrote:

can I have my own room, please? I've weird sleeping noises
Of course, denizen! My ship's interior is made with the most malleable molecular metal-organic gels from an innovative science system, all while being inter-fused with the best microfiber titanium alloy that reputation can allot for. Long story short? You can have a custom room as safely guarded as an elementary principal's coffin of school toys.
thank you sir.
Of course.

ColdTooth wrote:

am dummy pix
is oke; am dummy tu, i gaid felo teno
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,259 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
Mmmm, the orange guava definitely convinced me o¬o
keremaru
223 posts
Joined November 2017
Topic Starter
keremaru

eblf2013 wrote:

Mmmm, the orange guava definitely convinced me o¬o
If the orange guava enticed you, wait until you get onboard. We have P-O-G (the abbreviation for passion orange guava) on the ship, and it's one of the best drinks I've ever tasted in any of the super-clusters I've contributed to.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,259 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen

keremaru wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

Mmmm, the orange guava definitely convinced me o¬o
If the orange guava enticed you, wait until you get onboard. We have P-O-G (the abbreviation for passion orange guava) on the ship, and it's one of the best drinks I've ever tasted in any of the super-clusters I've contributed to.
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
keremaru
223 posts
Joined November 2017
Topic Starter
keremaru

eblf2013 wrote:

keremaru wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

Mmmm, the orange guava definitely convinced me o¬o
If the orange guava enticed you, wait until you get onboard. We have P-O-G (the abbreviation for passion orange guava) on the ship, and it's one of the best drinks I've ever tasted in any of the super-clusters I've contributed to.
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
Oh yeahhhh.

Feel free to sign for obligatory residency on the Passion Orange Guava here!
As my great, great, great grandma always says, "Pke tupute ib toj, atp toj ib ykaye." - The future is now, and space is the now.
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keremaru
223 posts
Joined November 2017
Topic Starter
keremaru
I'll be listing registrants who have successfully filled out the papers to board my ship, the Passion Orange Guava.
Starting our list:
✦ Presidential OT!Scientist abraker has signed his name on the registry list! ✦
You don't want to be in the OT!nexus when alliance-based destructive obliteration enforced by the OT!President is underway!
Please, sign your papers!
q9za
84 posts
Joined May 2019
q9za
Do you have plans on colonizing Mars?
Ashton
2,001 posts
Joined February 2016
Ashton
What the hell is this
q9za
84 posts
Joined May 2019
q9za

Ashton wrote:

What the hell is this
I think they are recruiting people to increase their manpower and achieve world domination.
keremaru
223 posts
Joined November 2017
Topic Starter
keremaru

q9za wrote:

Do you have plans on colonizing Mars?
Oh please, I don't have any plans on colonizing Mars!
I already have. Yukk ot pkap, Jtiteet ykustaj.

Ashton wrote:

What the hell is this
This is purely a registration sheet where you can sign up to seek refuge from the AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Civil Celestial War aboard my ship, the Passion Orange Guava! You can sign here!

q9za wrote:

Ashton wrote:

What the hell is this
I think they are recruiting people to increase their manpower and achieve world domination.
Now why would I seek to conquer an intelligent planet when I already have taken passive command over totalitarian-like governing worlds? I have no interest in OT as a conquering target!
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q9za
84 posts
Joined May 2019
q9za
This is great, I'd like to join your fleet. Actually, I will right now. After all I also want to survive, not be a disposable number in the wars.
keremaru
223 posts
Joined November 2017
Topic Starter
keremaru

q9za wrote:

This is great, I'd like to join your fleet. Actually, I will right now. After all I also want to survive, not be a disposable number in the wars.
Great! We also have passion orange guava (better known as POG) aboard the Passion Orange Guava, though I feel that I've mentioned that. Yuketypeppat flavor, if I must admit.
Tad Fibonacci
111 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
Exploring other planets is cool.

But you know what is also cool?
Voting for your favorite candidate in the OT Parliament election of course!
You can read more on how to do that here: community/forums/topics/1105901?n=1

Lights
683 posts
Joined December 2016
Lights
Hi id like to board the space ship
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q9za
84 posts
Joined May 2019
q9za

Lights wrote:

Hi id like to board the space ship
Submit in the submission form.
keremaru
223 posts
Joined November 2017
Topic Starter
keremaru
[centre]

List of successful registrants:

✦ Denizen eblf2013 has signed his name on the registrant list! ✦
✦ Denizen q9za has signed their name on the registrant list! ✦
And, finally... This has taken a significant amount of careful consideration. As I do not know what this individual is referring to as association with maniacal higher demon AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I cannot risk the otherwise, which consists of potential sunbeams potentially piercing my Railjack, as its thermal deflection layer is underneath all other protection layers. That, and my fleet is more than imperative to my battalion than thermal sundaes in the vacuum of space. With that being said, I'm more than happy to welcome this denizen aboard my ship, the Passion Orange Guava. 
✦ Celestial Denizen Lights has signed her name on the registrant list! ✦

Thank you everyone! We have successfully saved 4 denizens so far. Keep the registry forms coming!
Isshiki Kaname
932 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
Would I get a shelter from obnoxious vtuber fans?
Winnyace
758 posts
Joined June 2016
Winnyace

q9za wrote:

Lights wrote:

Hi id like to board the space ship
Submit in the submission form.
if you guys have sodie pops, I'm in.
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,813 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
I signed
Lights
683 posts
Joined December 2016
Lights

Winnyace wrote:

q9za wrote:

Lights wrote:

Hi id like to board the space ship
Submit in the submission form.
if you guys have sodie pops, I'm in.
you gotta come with senpai >:c

I'll sign up on your behalf if you dont >.>
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keremaru
223 posts
Joined November 2017
Topic Starter
keremaru

KatouMegumi wrote:

Would I get a shelter from obnoxious vtuber fans?
Of course! The Passion Orange Guava is an extremely large ship. Any chances of unplanned meetings with unprecedented individuals are extremely minuscule.

Winnyace wrote:

q9za wrote:

Lights wrote:

Hi id like to board the space ship
Submit in the submission form.
if you guys have sodie pops, I'm in.
We have 99.9999999% of every beverage and food in the 4 nearest super-clusters! If you're looking for something on the Passion Orange Guava, it's almost guaranteed to be here.

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

I signed
Thank you very much! I'll review your application as soon as possible. ♥

Lights wrote:

Winnyace wrote:

q9za wrote:

Lights wrote:

Hi id like to board the space ship
Submit in the submission form.
if you guys have sodie pops, I'm in.
you gotta come with senpai >:c

I'll sign up on your behalf if you dont >.>
Please leave registry to denizen will. I don't plan on promoting forced residence aboard the Passion Orange Guava. Thank you!
Winnyace
758 posts
Joined June 2016
Winnyace
keremaru, can I get the same room as Lights?
Lights
683 posts
Joined December 2016
Lights

Winnyace wrote:

keremaru, can I get the same room as Lights?
owo i uh...

i second this request
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,813 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
Can we get a plan of the bunker?
keremaru
223 posts
Joined November 2017
Topic Starter
keremaru

Winnyace wrote:

keremaru, can I get the same room as Lights?
Only if both parties file a reque--

Lights wrote:

Winnyace wrote:

keremaru, can I get the same room as Lights?
owo i uh...

i second this request
Request granted. ¹Don't get rowdy, you two.

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Can we get a plan of the bunker?
Sorry; the blueprint mapping is far too large to properly display on the forums.
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samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
samX500
I have already prepared the euphoShip in case I need to take refuge. It's a euphonium powered spaceship that can travel at lightspeed and cross wormhole, why would I need your bunker?
keremaru
223 posts
Joined November 2017
Topic Starter
keremaru

samX500 wrote:

I have already prepared the euphoShip in case I need to take refuge. It's a euphonium powered spaceship that can travel at lightspeed and cross wormhole, why would I need your bunker?
Because I have an entire armada of extremely durable Orokin-era Vidar Class Railjacks accompanied by Zetki fighters, which are guarding a nearly impenetrable mothership-like Railjack Prime; completely immaculate from the day it was produced by the skymen. Better yet?

Synchronized Void jumps across all spacecrafts, made possible by Osprey technology. For people who don't know, Void energy is ten times as potent as light speed, since it's so chaotic and active. Better yet, the Passion Orange Guava runs on the Void energy potential in the Keys of the Seven we collected, as well as the Man in the Wall's conduit, so my fleet can always travel wherever it needs to. Even with the occasional check-in with Wally (my nickname for the Man in the Wall).

How's that for reasons why you'd need my bunker?
q9za
84 posts
Joined May 2019
q9za

Winnyace wrote:

q9za wrote:

Lights wrote:

Hi id like to board the space ship
Submit in the submission form.
if you guys have sodie pops, I'm in.
Welcome aboard.
TeeArctic1
70 posts
Joined December 2014
TeeArctic1

keremaru wrote:

samX500 wrote:

I have already prepared the euphoShip in case I need to take refuge. It's a euphonium powered spaceship that can travel at lightspeed and cross wormhole, why would I need your bunker?
Because I have an entire armada of extremely durable Orokin-era Vidar Class Railjacks accompanied by Zetki fighters, which are guarding a nearly impenetrable mothership-like Railjack Prime; completely immaculate from the day it was produced by the skymen. Better yet?

Synchronized Void jumps across all spacecrafts, made possible by Osprey technology. For people who don't know, Void energy is ten times as potent as light speed, since it's so chaotic and active. Better yet, the Passion Orange Guava runs on the Void energy potential in the Keys of the Seven we collected, as well as the Man in the Wall's conduit, so my fleet can always travel wherever it needs to. Even with the occasional check-in with Wally (my nickname for the Man in the Wall).

How's that for reasons why you'd need my bunker?
But do you have

lovely

free coffee?
q9za
84 posts
Joined May 2019
q9za
Coffee is for the weak, I drink nothing.
Winnyace
758 posts
Joined June 2016
Winnyace

q9za wrote:

Coffee is for the weak, I drink nothing.
ok asian man
q9za
84 posts
Joined May 2019
q9za

Winnyace wrote:

q9za wrote:

Coffee is for the weak, I drink nothing.
ok asian man
I drink dog
Hydreigon
274 posts
Joined February 2020
Hydreigon
i drink tea
q9za
84 posts
Joined May 2019
q9za

Hydreigon wrote:

i drink tea
Do you also like taking over 1/3 of the world?
Winnyace
758 posts
Joined June 2016
Winnyace

Hydreigon wrote:

i drink tea
tea is nice. much better than dog like q9za does.
q9za
84 posts
Joined May 2019
q9za

Winnyace wrote:

Hydreigon wrote:

i drink tea
tea is nice. much better than dog like q9za does.
I DEMAND THE RIGHTS TO EAT DOG, DOG IS EDIBLE, AND THEREFORE SHOULD BE EATEN. YOU CANNOT STOP ME.
Ephemeral
Inland Empire
3,947 posts
Joined April 2009
Ephemeral

KatouMegumi wrote:

Would I get a shelter from obnoxious vtuber fans?
those who bear the image of characters that their names do not represent are afforded no shelter nor quarter
q9za
84 posts
Joined May 2019
q9za

Ephemeral wrote:

KatouMegumi wrote:

Would I get a shelter from obnoxious vtuber fans?
those who bear the image of characters that their names do not represent are afforded no shelter nor quarter
Multiple personality disorder maybe

double the waifus double the fun
Meguro
557 posts
Joined June 2017
Meguro
if you have enough vitamin gummies then I'm in
abraker
Global Moderator
8,350 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
I had those hard chewable animal shaped vitamins as a kid. I kinda miss them actually.
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